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hai, /b/
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that vein is gratutitous
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women love vascular men
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>>682629323
>>682629392
kek
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Does that weed belong to the boyfriend of the girl you are nailing?
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>>682629533
i wish i was that cool :-/
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>>682629533
No, it’s her boyfriend’s dad’s weed
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>>682629707
my goal is to one day cuck my own son
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Most alpha cock ever.

I wanna fit the whole thing in my mouth. Probably couldn't, but I'd die trying.

No homo.
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>>682630065
much appreciated
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Are you some kind of asshole dealer that gets off on adding the flavour of your cock to your customers weed and telling them it is a dank as fuck strain with a zesty flavour? Or do you just enjoy the flavour of dick sweat and pre-cum for your own personal stash?
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>>682630528
Do you shake everyones hands and touch the shit they own after handling that phone? Do you go to your mother house and touch her things after handling that phone?
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measurements? reminds me of my cock but you may be longer
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>>682630584
>>682630778
samefag
>>682630809
6.6" x 5.3"
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>>682628715
Sweet mother of veins.
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>>682630216
>hey anon, old friend, can i borrow your phone real quick, bud?
>by the way, this is some dank shit
>tastes fucking awesome, bro
>thanks for hooking me up, you’re a good friend, I owe you one best buddy
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>>682630917

Good shit.

I'm 7" x 5.5"
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>>682631048
the ironic part is that i wash my hands like 10x a day
>>682631150
i wouldnt mind an extra half inch tbh. good on you, anon.
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>>682629832
That is the pinnacle of fatherhood
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>>682631424
family values are very important to me
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>>682630917
huh. looks bigger than that...
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>>682631850
its probably the vein that makes you think that
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>>682631590
>2016 not getting cucked by your son with his own mother
pleb
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>>682628715
i got one question, why did you mutilate your penis?
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Reminds me of a time a guy asked me for a bj
I told him if it's bigger than mine I'd do him ( I am pretty well endowed )
Man did I get a shock he had a huge cock and very thick
I almost dislocated my jaw on that fucker
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>>682632370
>:]
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>>682631150
i think i'm 7.something? Maybe 7.4" x 5
i don't understand when people make threads for this shit when there's always people with fucking stupidly big dicks
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>>682632628
lmao why is this so funny to me
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>>682633880
maybe you'll like this one
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>>682632628
Wouldn't mind being cock slapped by that!
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>>682633164
was waiting for a load to be blown.

soniamdisappoint.
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>>682634290
<3
>>682634491
surprise!
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>>682634599
use any particular kind of lube?
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>>682634821
olive oil or just lotion
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>>682634955
would love to frot with you and try out the olive oil
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>>682628715

Why do you just have a bunch of broccoli lying around next to your dick?
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>>682636844
good question
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>>682636844
Probably vegetarian.
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I don't mean to interrupt but...check me out check check check check me out!
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>>682637715
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>>682637982
I was like 65% chubbed :/
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>>682638145
well try again then
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>>682638263
Fine...
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