>>682624461 Oh no, I accidentally had sex with my sister! I was running and my sister bent down with no panties. All of a sudden, I don't have panties either, and my limp penis is shoved into her bungalo, only getting in one pump before I impregnated her. Now we're happy together with one little mutant that I like to call Faggot the Second.
Some of my friends make heroin jokes because one of their friends was an ex-addict, and tell me to "never try heroin". Only a few of my friends know I'm actually a heroin addict as well. In/our of rehab, overdoses, etc. I don't hide it, I just never mention it.
>>682624059 (copied from my own failed thread) >23 finished uni last may >unemployed for 4 months now >had a part time retail job in November-December but company didn't have the money to take me on full time >parents and gf think I'm having trouble finding interviews and jobs >they think it ridiculous that i've never been able to get an interview despite joining agencies and applying to loads >truth is that part time retail job is the only job i've ever applied to in my life and i've spend the past several months lying to my parents and gf about applying to jobs >even now i don't even know why I'm not applying to them, I've not even finished a cover letter yet pretty sure i'm becoming depressed and this is damaging my relationship with my amazing gf who really doesn't deserve my worthless ass
I hate my life.. currently 32 years old and living with this 44 year old woman and her kids..i am not happy.. cant do shit any more ...just paying for the groceries for her stupid kids.. i want to brake up but cant stand the feeling that i will be alone then...
in high school i would stand in my bedroom window and strip for my neighbor. sometimes we'd have phone sex while i got naked or i'd give him a little dance. he'd jack off to me and it would turn me on so much. i'd finger myself to him jacking off too. his dad would later start watching me thinking i was trying to get him off. sometimes they'd be jacking to me at the same time from their rooms and not even know that were doing it at the same time. i was such a slut senior year. now i'm really into public sex and lesbian porn. i love trying to pick up straight girls at bars and making out with them in front of their boyfriends. makes me so wet. pic is my body. would you jack off to me? make me cum.
>I have no friends >Almost no family >I live alone in a house that I have nothing in besides essential stuff like stoves, fridge, etc. I have no TV, furniture, bed, etc. >I don't enjoy almost every form of media. TV, Movies, Video Games, Books, etc. >I have no hobbies >I work a minimum wage job and I'm "okay" with that
I don't even feel depressed or anything. I'm just going to do this for the next 60 years until I die.
I browse the internet occasionally, but I don't do that a lot because I live in the middle of nowhere and internet is limited an expensive. I just talk to myself and work out most the other times. Most the times I just go to the track that's a 3 minute walk away and just talk to myself and jog it until the sun goes down then go home. Good life, I guess.
When I was 17, I cheated on my 15 year old girlfriend with her 24 year old cousin. I fucked my girlfriend, then met up with her cousin and fucked her. Her cousin made me tell her about my gf's body and how I fucked her while we were having sex.
I have been having an affair with a coworker for about 6 months. I have been married for five years and I love my wife. Sex with my wife is so vanilla compared to what I was used to prior to our marriage that I started fucking a new employee who is a demon in the sack. She is a fellow manager so it's not like I could be screwed with a sexual harassment claim. I just feel really bad about cheating on my wife, who I love but can't satisfy in the bed.
I just found out my fiance's younger sister is pregnant. She told the family that she knows who the father is but that he's too busy at work. The problem is that she secretly told me that baby is mine from a drunken fling I had with her months ago. The times make sense and she told me she's keeping the kid.
The worst part is that I think my fiance is preggers as well. Which could be why they have been getting along lately.
I once hit a girl on a bicycle whilst driving on a country lane I checked to see if she was alright and she was alive but unconcious She was hot beautiful though a real 10/10 early teens I guess !3/14 maybe Before running to a house nearby to call for help I fondled her tits and fingered her for a bit Noone knows
>be 14 >have history with really hot girl >datass.jpg >we talk sometimes, but nothing special. don't think she's into me >still try to talk to her as much as i can anyways >one day in class she drops her pencil >she bends down to pick it up >she not wearing panties >holy ****ing chit >turns around a looks at me >"like what you see?" >start freaking out >whole class goes "oooooooooohhh" >she asks me "if you had one opportunity would you capture it or just let it slip?" >palms are sweaty >knees weak, arms are heavy >it's falling out of my pockets already >mom's spaghetti
I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit scared in case I got caught. That was like 6 years ago and since then I've fucked about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis
I want to become a youtube success, but am afraid of becoming like all of the other narcissistic assholes on that site. So I post my videos on b knowing that the other anons won't let me get too full of myself.
>>682631232 2 years into uni, hate it, so started experimenting with drugs to get a bit of excitment in my life, weed, mdma, lsd, coke, all bought of dw, thought fuck it, why not try heroin, it gives me a break from my shitty boring life cant get out of it now. Just bored of my gf shes great, we get a long and everything but sex is boring and just bored of her in general, I'd break her heart if I broke up with her and I just couldn't do that to her. Whats your story dude?
>be 21yo college deopout >quit decent job a few months ago >didn't even mean to >just too depressed to get out of bed for a few weeks >moved back in with parents >tell them I got laid off >It's been over 2 months since I've seen a paycheck >completely out of money now >-$600 in my bank account >almost 3k in credit card debt >10k student loan debt >10k auto loan debt >havent payed towards any of that in a while >probably gonna get repo'd/killed idk >parents don't know how fucked up my financial situation is >cut communication with all friends >literally no joy left in life >living here makes me feel 14 again >shame and guilt are my new primary emotions >spend all day laughing at internet memes to avoid thinking about problems >probably only a few days left before collectors rape my ass >considering suicide, but hopefully I'm better than that lol
Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed"
>>682631763 Same story with the drugs, just no heroin. I fear I'd love it. My gf is great, she's ok with my drug use and is just concerned about alcohol, cause that shit changes me and I blackout. Sex is vanilla but ok. Been wanting to cheat but haven't yet, I really don't want to hurt her. I just wish she was just a bit smarter.
How do you feel about your heroin use? Do you ever secretly trip with her? Do you see her different?
>>682632018 I think she wanted to surprise me on my birthday next week. I when she commented yesterday that she might have been late. It didn't click until I came back from visiting her family a fee hours ago.
>>682632531 Yeah don't do it man, ah mine doesnt like drugs so she doesnt know about most of them, and I was ok at the start but now its getting out of hand, like I'm going to have to go to rehab or I'll end up O'ding or some shit. I think all the introspectiveness that drugs give you doesn't help, I've ended up overthinking stuff to the max.
>>682634394 >I think all the introspectiveness that drugs give you doesn't help, I've ended up overthinking stuff to the max. So much this. Take care bro, I've been sober a couple of months at a time and what made go through it was lucid dreaming. You can feel anything when dreaming. Read about it and take melatonin before sleeping.
>>682634996 >Split with ex (because I was sleeping with her sister and cousins) >She takes custody >Gets with Drug addict (Herion) >Take custody of kids >He goes to jail >She owes Child support- no job >Offers to blow me >No.jpg >Tell her she has fuckme and to blow someone else (friend) >She shows up- We fuck before he gets there >He shows up- She sucks him, I leave >Of course taped it all >Blackmail her for more sex, tape it. >Blackmail her to blow others >decide shit can make money >Now use CL to set up BJ's for cash- goes to me >He is out, works during week- she works for me while he works for her. >Spend all day doing jack shit, make money off her mouth. And she still pays me Child Support. >I hope he never dumps her.
>>682624059 After years of mental torture by family members I was ashamed because I though I had a micro dick. Finally measured myself last week and fell into the "above average" range. My brothers and cousins with horsecocks can go fuck themselves.
As I also learned on here, men still managed to please a woman regardless size so I went through that trauma for nothing.
It really fucks with me now because I have been drawing furry lewds to compensate for the loneliness. I am a terrible person.
> Be me age 21 > working for Butlins in Bognorr Regis > Go to bar with a friend, meet hot girl > get her drunk start feeling her up in bar find out she's 14 > dontgiveafuck.jpg give her more alcohol > go back to her room, me her, my friend > Take turns fucking her and spit roasting her > cum all over her and her bed > leave her naked and covered in cum passed out on bed for her parents to find when they get home
Currently working as a train conductor in the netherlands.. i met this girl 6/10 on the train..she didint have a ticket but asked if she could do anything to not get a fine..took her to the back and let her blow me..came all over her face
>be 19 >be in closet >arrange to meet a guy for sex >in the closet so give him fake name (name of kid I went to school with earlier) >meet up. it's pretty good >continue meeting him for about two years >really submissive to him >end up crossdressing for him >he gets a little too abusive so decide to end it >he tells me that he has video of every time we got together and me doing all sorts of weird shit >will expose if I stop >I know he has no personal info on me so I just stop seeing him >don't know if he tried anything since he had the other guy's name
tldr: got taped having sex and may have ruined someone else's life
Work at grocery store in Nowhereville Every night at work our super leaves early We crack open the roll up door where trucks deliver Slide out case of beer Shut door Return to back of building at midnight or so Drink for free Every.Fucking.Night.
>>682631071 > He's nervours > but on the surface he looks calm and ready > to drop arms but he keeps on forgetting > what he wrote down > the whole crowd goes so loud > he opens his mouth but the words won't come out > he's choking now > everybody's joking now > the time's run out!
I had a year long relationship with an older black guy who was really dominant and liked me to dress up for him. He ended up paying for most of my school expenses so I felt like I was whoring myself out which turned me on even more.
>>682640862 no. not even close. i assume he may have done a little more research and realized that. he gave me some clips to prove he had done this and you could clearly see my face and anyone could realize it wasn't the other kid.
>I think I killed a man I ran into some some old hobo who started pushing me around and insulting me. Got into a fight which ended in me high kicking the guy in the neck. He instantly fell to the ground and started choking. I panicked and ran away.
>>682624059 I once watched my 15 year old cousin get out of the shower through the keyhole of the door. I came so quickly to the sight of her perky C cups I was gone before she opened the door and had no idea.
I fucking love you Nicole. It makes me physically sick to see you in class, but it's a good kind of sick; it's a kind of lovely mix of lump-in-the-throat and aching of the stomach and, on those sparse occasions during which you'd smile, I swore I'd throw my heart up- right there in front of everyone in econ 204.
I know you're over me. I know I don't ever cross your mind anymore. But that's ok because you still smile occasionally and I'm content with being an audience member to that.
I'm in love with a girl. But she keeps giving me cold shoulder. Had awkward moment with her once... I taught she'll avoid me after that, but she ignores it, because she thinks it was just a moment of (my) weakness when I was under stress .... Now I act like nothing happened, but still try to flirt with her from time to time - to no success.
I know it's time to move on. We are not even that close friends anymore (I think it's because of past awkward encounter), as we don't see each other often as of late. But she did call me just last week to hang out anyway to see how I'm doing.
She does not know I still have feelings towards her. I tried going on dates with other girls, but I just didn't feel into it .... got borred. I like going with my crush on a drink much more, even tho I know nothing will become of it.
Maybe I need more time .... or completely distnace myself from her to forget her. I know this must be done eventualy, but I lack the willpower. But damn is she good .... nearly perfect ...
Such behavior isn't very manly or typical for me at all (ppl tell me I am cold even), so naturaly noone knows this .... but me. And now some randoms on /b/ apparently ...
Anyways it's off my chest somewhat. I hope atleast for some ppl it would be amusing, if nothing more.
I've had access to my Ex's facebook since we broke up and read her messages daily. Intercepted many nudes but also reading the shit she's said about me and unable to do anything about it without being found it is frustrating as fuck.
Although saying she wants a "real man" triggers my inner cuck.
>>682643098 Crying your heart out on /b/ won't do shit man. Trust me I have done that shit and I feel like a beta fag just talking about it. Just tell her you're sorry. If you don't have the balls you don't deserve her. And if it just doesn't work just get over her. Move on. If she did you can too.
>>682624059 I think I'm going crazy. I started speaking to myself a little while ago. Not whole conversations, just remarks to myself whenever I read something or see something. I only do it when I'm on my own, just whispering it. Anyone of you guys doing that too?
Shoe's ok with me being bi and we've talked about doing a threesome, but I want to go full sissy and dress up and she's not down for that yet and I don't want to risk fucking up an awesome relationship.
>>682626495 Move to another country m8. Try Tokyo or something, they want people to emigrate there because of their shitty birth rates. Finding a job or something should be no issue if you have qualifications.
Not a feel thread but whatever >I'd always been a lonely guy, kinda fat and no friends >getting slimmer, getting more friends etc >getting out drinking with them and stuff, hadsome good times but even if i got thinner i always have to think about my weight and start to harass me for it >start puking so i won't get fat again when we go out drinking and having fun >friends are telling their stories about women and i just hate me more and more for being such an useless failure >more and more friends are leaving me now >no one knows how much i care about weight >start puking again
i love my secrets, but i wouldn't be able to speak to someone anyways cause all my friends left me
I want to kill myself sometimes My only allies dont/wont/cant speak to me directly Sometimes I feel I have more in common with the enemy team than my own My life feels/is empty and pointless, I'm just watching the clock tick down I feel and sometimes thrive off the evil entering my presence since I "awakened", even though I know it's bad I want to just give up all the time I don't believe I have a tomorrow I'll go down fighting though
>be me 19 >have no enjoyment in life >literally care about nothing >want to do drugs to get more excited about things >Body cant handle drugs, not even alcohol. i just want to die, but i cant because of my Family. I May not care about them, but they care about me. I dont have the right to do them Harm by killing myself.
>>682630454 Why not try a trip somewhere? experience a new culture? Have a look at a site called Airbnb, people let out their properties on the cheap and you can just try living somewhere new for a while.
>>682644342 don't wory lol. It's normal. I used to do that too.... But then again. I talk to my good friend Bob all the time, even tho doctor says Bob does not exist. He's a great company tho and sometimes I even see him.... but he shows to me only after I kill litle animals
>>682625498 I am also on opiates no one but me and my doc knows. Years now and no ones has ever suspected that my high as a kite 24/7 I don't hide it persay but I mean I wouldn't snort a poll in front of anyone
I lead a double life. I travel for work. One week at home, one week in Texas. I have a wife at home. She has a career, we're happy.
When I go to Texas I meet my other "wife". Even though I get a hotel room, I usually go to her place, have dinner, maybe go out to the movies. Sometimes she'll stay at the hotel since it's usually at a nice place.
I've been doing this for 20 years. It's like having two different lives.
Once I fucked my wife's sister when she was on pills and drunk. She thought I was her husband, and she kept telling me how hard I was the whole time. I was stone sober and knew she was out of it. I never said a word to anyone. her pussy was shaved bare as a baby ass, and was beautiful her fake tits were underwhelming though
I'm 18% body fat and lowering. I'm about 55 lbs total away from the 1000 lbs club for lifting, and I'm approaching 40. I have a 7 inch (sorry not 8) in cock. I make about 130k and do a fantastic job supporting my family.
But I still don't feel attractive enough, I don't feel confident in my abilities, I feel like the dumbest person in the room all the time, and I have to read "No more mr. Nice Guy" once a month to remind myself that I'm worth anything at all.
Fucking low self confidence, man. Get tired of having that monkey on my back.
>>682645614 kek It's really not exciting. It's actually like being married in two different places. And I'm not using a fake identity (which I know could come back to bite me). My "wife" knows my real name and where I work.
I found out my younger brother kept nude pics of himself on his phone. I confronted him because he is young and I didn't want him to get into shit, and he said he did it because he likes looking at himself. He told me not to tell, but I'm concerned about whether he is lying or just a faggot.
>>682646077 hers weren't terrible, just too big for her frame (very petite) and too round. Tits aren't supposed to stand up big and round when your skinny ass is on your back with your hips rolled back.
you have to consider the power structure when considering rape. between you and the couch, you hold all the power. The couch cannot give positive consent without you holding all the power between you. Therefore, with no positive consent, its rape.
>>682624059 I manipulate my cousin into doing whatever I want by pretending to be my "russian friend" who is a fucking psycho, and threaten her to do shit with me for pictures and videos. she doesnt question it, she is too afraid too. but yeah i fuck my cousin, and i made her dump 2 boyfriends of her already, oh yeah i still get to fuck other girls while the cock she receives is mine only. english is my third language so I can't speak it weal
I had one cry on me too. She consented at first at then said "stop" I told her to shut the fuck up, and then I fucked her hard from behind. She cried into the pillow and I went to sleep. In the morning, when she got in the shower, I joined her and fucked her from behind again in the shower. She wouldn't talk to me anymore after that.
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