what does /b/ think of harakiri
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what does /b/ think of harakiri
>>682623132
I dont even know who that is..
>>682623231
disembowelment
>samurai suicide
>japanese
I prefer sudoku,
Minesweeper is cool as well
Would /b/ ever do it to support Japanese lost culture?
>>682623132
I think it's great. I just wish niggers would pick up the trend.
>>682623655
nah, too busy killing each other.
it requires honor and discipline
>>682623400
Kakuro is my personal favorite
would you anhero this way?
>>682623132
By rights, a 'second' should be there to cut your head off once the disemboweling is done. Yukio Mishima performed harikiri after his failed coup, his 'second' attempted unsuccesfully to behead him, leaving Mishima in agony, whereupon another student grabbed the katana, cut the head of the 'second' in anger, before finishing off Mishima.
tl;dr = it's sore as fuck, so make sure you get your head cut off after, with a single blow.
>>682623132
Its called Sudoku, faggot.
Jesus christ, you don't know anything about Japan do you?
Read a manga for once in your life.
MORTAL KOMBAT DECEPTION, M8
>>682624367
what do you think the purpose of it is? I always thought that when you die you lose control of your bowels
>shit youreslf
but harakiri would prevent this giving a dignifying death. also beheading isnt necessary but yes, a swift death would be granted
>>682624674
>sudoku
>seppuku
>literally means suicide
>hanging in japan is seppuku
should I or not?
>>682625073
Suicide has always been considered a good option when the person involved is about to be captured, but they would use less messy or painful methods (a quick slash to the throat, or a stab to the heart) - but the RITUAL of harikiri is usually a form of punishment, or a saving of face (Yeah, he fucked up, but he saved his honour by choosing the most painful way to go, no-one can mock him now, regardless, etc).
>>682625758
yes, its understandable that its painful but does it prevent you shitting yourself upon death?
>>682626030
I dunno, it suppose this depends on how many bento boxes full of sashimi the participant consumed before making the attempt.
>>682623132
The ritual is Seppuku, Harakiri is the act of disembowelment. Don't call it Harakiri, it's a an Error. Japanese don't say i'll go do Harakiri, They do Seppuku.
>>682623132
i think harakiri is the hollywood word for seppuku (切腹)
>>682625378
>taking the b8
Guys I really fucked up my life. I need to fucking kill myself. Today. How the fuck do I do it, and do it quick? I don't have a rope or the patience for that I need to die as soon as possible I am done with life
>>682627391
Somebody help me please
>>682623132
You gotta do what you gotta do, mang.
>>682627391
I'm losing my mind
>>682623132
He's doing a much better job than moot ever did.
>>682627118
harakiri is done alone, seppuku is the ritual where a second cuts your head off, after you are done slicing your gut open.
>>682623132
been 20 minutes watching OP's pic but the guy did not yet decide to do harakiri
>>682623132
I really enjoyed it. I was expecting the film to be a chore to get through, being foreign and so old, but it was paced pretty well and the plot was interesting. That's what sealed the deal for me, actually: that the film is post-WW2 Japan calling out how bullshit their idolized "muh honor" culture is/was. That took some balls.
>>682623132
Good movie.
>>682625378
>hanging in japan is seppuku
Nope, seppuku means "belly cut"
>>682629752
Whatever you do avoid Sansho the Bailif, it gets praised everywhere but it's absolutely awful.
Plot is simplistic and it drags on for an hour longer than it should.
>>682623132
You mean sudoku??
Or was it sapporo.....
>>682629998
Sapporo, great beer.
I'm going to walk to the train tracks right now and jump in front of a train. Any last words of advice to me?
>>682630118
Right? One of my favorites.
>>682630257
They do it all the time in Tokyo. See you later b/ro.
>>682630540
It's easy to get it right, right? I just put my neck on the rail closest to the end and I'm done right?
>>682626227
>bento boxes full of sashimi
top kek
>>682626347
Do they say that a lot?
>>682623132
Hoping to do something to that affect soon.
>>682631126
*effect
We'll be better off without you tbh famalam
>>682627118
harakiri means disembowlment
seppuku means suicide
>>682631119
Underrated
>>682623773
Mah nigga
> fellow kakurofag here
>>682631349
harakiri i solo suicide, seppuku is the ritual w a second.
I suppose I should be grateful for feeling so alienated from /b/-at-large.
>>682629931
Interesting. I hadn't heard of Sansho but I may give that a try eventually just to be able to speak for myself.
For today though, checking out "F for Fake". Pretty excite.
>>682630118
>>682630311
Kirin Heartland biru! My ultimate favorite!
>>682623132
I think there needs to be footage of it
>>682631908
Only ever had Kirin Ichiban and Sapporo as far as Japanese beers go.
I'll have to find some of that.
Any other recommendations?
>>682623132
I think harakiri is a pretty cool guy. Eh stabs himself and doesnt afraid of anythign.
>>682632077
Asahi Super dry and Asahi black, is ok too. But the best one by far is Kirin Heartland. This little pub next to where I lived in Meguro, Served it in frosty glasses. Delicious!
>>682632077
Some of my Japanese freind drank higballs, or highboru, like they called it, which is a Santory beer, with a shot of Santory whisky in it. But, not really my thing.
>>682631349
Is "jisatsu" not the term for general self-destruction (suicide）？
>>682633151
You are asking the wrong anon. He does not know what he is talking about.
I'm at the train tracks. I'm really gonna fucking do it. I want some last second if advice to make sure I do this right
>>682633662
Come on b/ro, don't jump in front of a train.
>>682633151
And yes, Jisatsu is the Japanese word for suicide.
>>682633662
Where do you live, anon?
>>682623132
sudoku/10
>>682633662
do it you wuz , noone cares about you anyway
>>682633873
I'm going to. I don't have any options left. I've pushed it off for so long and now I've really fucked myself. I just want to know how to do it right and if it matters how fast the train is going. I don't want life anymore
>>682633662
your going to commit sudoku?
>>682633662
lay across one of the rails, with your head between the rails, face up so you can watch the train go over
>>682625513
The days of /b/ are long since gone and here is evidence.
>not a single reply
>>682634421
Why would I do that? I won't even die
>>682634336
There is always options.
>>682623132
only fire can cleanse your soul
>>682634521
That's not even me but you're right. I thought you people would be the easiest to come to and end me. I really want to fucking do it
>>682634336
Sounds like a math problem. If train A leave the station at 9:15 and it takes 2 mins to reach 60 miles an hour what distance should anon stay to get hit with enough force to an hero? Solve /b
>>682634598
I believe he's saying position yourself so that the train rolls over your lower torso up to your head. But you'll be pulled off the tracks long before the train kills you, you won't have time to position yourself in such a way.
Anyways faggot, what'd you do to fuck yourself up so hard that you want to die
>>682634691
I hate being alive. I have to die just help me do it
>>682634800
Right, but what'd you do?
>>682634691
you're right anon and one choice may be to an hero......just gnome sayin
>>682634785
I don't understand. I have to do this. There might be people looking for me
>>682623132
you mean seppuku ?
>>682634800
Nope, you are just going to have to live with the pain, like the rest of us b/ro.
>>682634981
no one cares about your stupid ass story, kill your self or don't but no one cares m8.
>>682623773
I prefer Kakerot
>>682634981
If you tell me what you fucking did to slake my curiosity maybe I'll help out.
It's really not that hard.
>>682634981
How often do the trains pass by where you are at?
>>682635273
I just want it to be quick. I said a lot of alarming things and I'm probably going to a nut house if I don't do this.
Japanese invented words like bukkake, lolicon, shota... They are deep people but sick
>>682635273
don't fall for the bait anon, he's phrases his statements like this deliberately so you're prompted to ask a question. This is clearly bait.
>>682635381
Not often apparently. I saw one right before I got here. I wasn't going to make it. Now I'm waiting
>>682635425
Come on man. Nut houses are comfy nowadays.
>>682623292
>who
>>682635425
get a friend to take a before and after pic so /b can see it. You owe /b that much m8.
>>682635504
It's not bait I'm right fucking here by the tracks I just want someone to tell me how to make it easy
I literally remember the days when /b/tards you jump this thread screaming 'do it faggot' guess its time for OP to retire.
The reason I started this thread was really because I wanted your opinions on whether I should do it or not and whether to live stream but it looks like there are no more sages left here.
Contimplated hanging
>too gay
Shooting
>way too pussy faggot
cut wrists
>literally better than the above, what does that tell you.
but then I thought, Harakiri! maybe travel somewhere beautiful and quiet and commit seppuku, who was the last person to do that?
I visit a lot of rekt threads but they are all generic homos. I wanna die painfully, beautifully, uniquely, and bravely. with a final shred of dignity.
>>682635425
I mean, fuck, you really want to kill yourself over that shit, you fuckboy? Like, if you did some seriously bad shit that was going to end your life one way or another, I'd help you an hero.
But this shit is recoverable. Like, you can be back to being in normal society again in a year.
>>682635618
life isn't easy so why would death be any different m8? Also it sounds like you just want the attention, I see this type of crap being posted on 4chan all the time. If your going to do it then do it and stop being a faggot about it.
>>682635613
>>682635618
Make sure there's no grass in it. that normally means abandoned tracks. You are welcome
DID SOMEONE SAY HARAKIRI?!?
>>682635746
You do know they had an attendant there to slash the back of their throats after they gutted themselves, right? Or to cut their heads off if the person was skilled enough (which they were chosen to be).
You wanna commit seppuku, you do you fam. But you're going to do something that's horribly painful that will just cause you to bleed out.
>>682635618
>here by the tracks
posting on desktop
>>682635618
you dead yet ya lying faggot?
>>682636162
dismemberment is not necessary
your head is removed as you slice though your intestines
you can follow through and kill yourself by finishing slice
>>682623132
toshiro mifune
>>682636162
Harakiri - solo, Seppuku w a helper. Must be the third time I've posted this.
>>682636477
You slice your gut back and forth four times, then your second cuts your head off.
>>682636782
"but then I thought, Harakiri! maybe travel somewhere beautiful and quiet and commit seppuku, who was the last person to do that?"
>what the fuck are you doing
That's quoting OP's desire.
I'm on my phone. And there's a lot I'm not telling you people. I'm just going to do it.
>>682623132
I think sometimes people I don't know do it.
>>682637004
Well, like I said fuckboy, you want to die you can do you, but what you've done isn't life-ending shit. You'd get over it and be back on the track of normalcy in a year. Could even move to somewhere else if you wanted.
Harakiri is pretty cool guy, he stabs himself in the stomach and doesn't afraid of nothing.
>>682636983
yeah butI'm saying the the removal of head is not necessary. what you are describing is atonement.
>samurai feels disgraced
>second will honorably remove head
some committed it themselves because they could not continue living
>>682637004
lying anon is a lying anon, your not telling us anything because your not going to kill yourself. If you were then there would still be no reason for you to tell us, you would just an hero yourself. You just want the attention faggot, don't lie.
>>682637285
I'll never be happy. What's the point
>>682637004
you are aware that we can see if you are on a mobile device, are you not?
>newfag alert
>>682637395
DO IT ANON, AN HERO YOURSELF.
>>682637359
Atonement as in Seppuku, if you do it solo, it is Harakiri. Geddit?
>>682623132
it's massaguro nakaminsi
>>682637395
Oh? You read the future motherfucker? Well fuck, nigga, am I gonna get promoted to project lead in a month?
You don't know shit that can happen in the future. Maybe if you made an actual attempt to be happy, you'd get shit done. Taking the easy way out isn't gonna help you.
>>682637642
Op here. both the same thing. Harakiri is its informal term hence why it is done solo, hence why I started thread
>it was harakiri or crucifixion (somehow)
>>682637680
anon that was clearly bait, he just wants people to notice him and to acknowledge him. He is clearly not going to kill himself, if he was then he would have done it and not came to /b to be a giant faggot.
>>682638032
So both aren't the same then? KEK
>>682637395
the point is nobody can help you unless you want help. Contact a suicide hotline, trust me they'll listen.
OP again
I think I will save for an authentic tanto and travel yo the Japanese suicide forest. this will of course be in a couple of years and I might stream it
>seen all the porn I need to
>viewed all the art I desired
>fuck a few girls in the way I wanted
>gained the knowledge that I enjoyed
my life will be fulfilled once I have visited the the Green Lake in Tragoess, Austria, and suicide forest, japan. Life is too painful, I just want the darkness that is the end
>>682638384
literally mean the same thing, just seppuku is the formal term
>>682639254
>literally mean the same thing
Nope, Wrong. Dig a little bit deeper the next time you google Seppuku and Harakiri.
>>682623132
>>682623400
me too
>>682639903
kek
OP here, abandoning thread
>this isnt the /b/ I grew to know and love
>not gonna stream suicide here
>>682636060
Exact thought I had. One of my favorite Serj songs, I'm a huge fan.
>>682639903
fuck i just noticed the 9gag mark, i guess i should an hero aswell
>>682640124
You're upset because a bunch of stupid fucking random faggots online won't encourage you to kill yourself?
Get over it. Enjoy killing yourself, ya twat.
