By rights, a 'second' should be there to cut your head off once the disemboweling is done. Yukio Mishima performed harikiri after his failed coup, his 'second' attempted unsuccesfully to behead him, leaving Mishima in agony, whereupon another student grabbed the katana, cut the head of the 'second' in anger, before finishing off Mishima.
tl;dr = it's sore as fuck, so make sure you get your head cut off after, with a single blow.
Its called Sudoku, faggot.
Jesus christ, you don't know anything about Japan do you?
Read a manga for once in your life.
what do you think the purpose of it is? I always thought that when you die you lose control of your bowels
but harakiri would prevent this giving a dignifying death. also beheading isnt necessary but yes, a swift death would be granted
>literally means suicide
>hanging in japan is seppuku
Suicide has always been considered a good option when the person involved is about to be captured, but they would use less messy or painful methods (a quick slash to the throat, or a stab to the heart) - but the RITUAL of harikiri is usually a form of punishment, or a saving of face (Yeah, he fucked up, but he saved his honour by choosing the most painful way to go, no-one can mock him now, regardless, etc).
I dunno, it suppose this depends on how many bento boxes full of sashimi the participant consumed before making the attempt.
Guys I really fucked up my life. I need to fucking kill myself. Today. How the fuck do I do it, and do it quick? I don't have a rope or the patience for that I need to die as soon as possible I am done with life
I really enjoyed it. I was expecting the film to be a chore to get through, being foreign and so old, but it was paced pretty well and the plot was interesting. That's what sealed the deal for me, actually: that the film is post-WW2 Japan calling out how bullshit their idolized "muh honor" culture is/was. That took some balls.
>bento boxes full of sashimi
I suppose I should be grateful for feeling so alienated from /b/-at-large.
Interesting. I hadn't heard of Sansho but I may give that a try eventually just to be able to speak for myself.
For today though, checking out "F for Fake". Pretty excite.
Kirin Heartland biru! My ultimate favorite!
Asahi Super dry and Asahi black, is ok too. But the best one by far is Kirin Heartland. This little pub next to where I lived in Meguro, Served it in frosty glasses. Delicious!
I'm going to. I don't have any options left. I've pushed it off for so long and now I've really fucked myself. I just want to know how to do it right and if it matters how fast the train is going. I don't want life anymore
lay across one of the rails, with your head between the rails, face up so you can watch the train go over
Sounds like a math problem. If train A leave the station at 9:15 and it takes 2 mins to reach 60 miles an hour what distance should anon stay to get hit with enough force to an hero? Solve /b
I believe he's saying position yourself so that the train rolls over your lower torso up to your head. But you'll be pulled off the tracks long before the train kills you, you won't have time to position yourself in such a way.
Anyways faggot, what'd you do to fuck yourself up so hard that you want to die
you're right anon and one choice may be to an hero......just gnome sayin
no one cares about your stupid ass story, kill your self or don't but no one cares m8.
get a friend to take a before and after pic so /b can see it. You owe /b that much m8.
I literally remember the days when /b/tards you jump this thread screaming 'do it faggot' guess its time for OP to retire.
The reason I started this thread was really because I wanted your opinions on whether I should do it or not and whether to live stream but it looks like there are no more sages left here.
>way too pussy faggot
>literally better than the above, what does that tell you.
but then I thought, Harakiri! maybe travel somewhere beautiful and quiet and commit seppuku, who was the last person to do that?
I visit a lot of rekt threads but they are all generic homos. I wanna die painfully, beautifully, uniquely, and bravely. with a final shred of dignity.
I mean, fuck, you really want to kill yourself over that shit, you fuckboy? Like, if you did some seriously bad shit that was going to end your life one way or another, I'd help you an hero.
But this shit is recoverable. Like, you can be back to being in normal society again in a year.
life isn't easy so why would death be any different m8? Also it sounds like you just want the attention, I see this type of crap being posted on 4chan all the time. If your going to do it then do it and stop being a faggot about it.
You do know they had an attendant there to slash the back of their throats after they gutted themselves, right? Or to cut their heads off if the person was skilled enough (which they were chosen to be).
You wanna commit seppuku, you do you fam. But you're going to do something that's horribly painful that will just cause you to bleed out.
"but then I thought, Harakiri! maybe travel somewhere beautiful and quiet and commit seppuku, who was the last person to do that?"
>what the fuck are you doing
That's quoting OP's desire.
Well, like I said fuckboy, you want to die you can do you, but what you've done isn't life-ending shit. You'd get over it and be back on the track of normalcy in a year. Could even move to somewhere else if you wanted.
yeah butI'm saying the the removal of head is not necessary. what you are describing is atonement.
>samurai feels disgraced
>second will honorably remove head
some committed it themselves because they could not continue living
lying anon is a lying anon, your not telling us anything because your not going to kill yourself. If you were then there would still be no reason for you to tell us, you would just an hero yourself. You just want the attention faggot, don't lie.
Oh? You read the future motherfucker? Well fuck, nigga, am I gonna get promoted to project lead in a month?
You don't know shit that can happen in the future. Maybe if you made an actual attempt to be happy, you'd get shit done. Taking the easy way out isn't gonna help you.
anon that was clearly bait, he just wants people to notice him and to acknowledge him. He is clearly not going to kill himself, if he was then he would have done it and not came to /b to be a giant faggot.
I think I will save for an authentic tanto and travel yo the Japanese suicide forest. this will of course be in a couple of years and I might stream it
>seen all the porn I need to
>viewed all the art I desired
>fuck a few girls in the way I wanted
>gained the knowledge that I enjoyed
my life will be fulfilled once I have visited the the Green Lake in Tragoess, Austria, and suicide forest, japan. Life is too painful, I just want the darkness that is the end