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ITT your post number is the SCP you have to spend an hour in its containment chamber with.

Series III (2000-2999)
Series II (1000-1999)
Series I (001-999)

Say your series and look it up. After your SCP has been chosen, reroll. If you get dubs, you survive. If it's a classified safe SCP, you live anyways.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN. ROLLING WITH SERIES 1
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>Description: SCP-164 is a strain of cancerous cells that causes sarcoma-like tumors in host bodies. While cell DNA appears to be primarily derived from human DNA, the cells now effectively exist as unicellular, asexually-reproducing parasites.

rolling for survival
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>>682619841
Lucky fuck, also bump
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>>682619164
Well I'll bite and save you from page 10.
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>>682619950
A fucking dryer...
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>>682619164
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>>682619943
I didn't want a fucking safe
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>>682620087
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>>682620039
Could have been much worse. Or useful.
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>>682620019
>Description: SCP-019 appears to be a very large ceramic vase, 1.8 m in diameter at the mouth and 2.4 m high. Style and decoration indicate it was created in Classical Greece, although conclusive dating is impossible, as the surface is entirely unbreakable by any known means. If a successful method is discovered, SCP-019 is to be destroyed with prejudice.
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Series 1 roll
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>>682620199
Then reroll and dump your salt somewhere else
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Roooolling
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>>682620339
>SCP-339 is a group of tendrils extending off a central mass. It is approximately 50 cm from tip-to-tip, although this is variable. It appears to be made out of weathered copper, but shows a much higher level of durability and independent mobility. The individual tendrils constantly move as though underwater, continually grinding on the sides of any containment, silently pulverizing it at a gradual but constant rate. Because of this, the sound-proofed box it is currently contained in must be replaced at regular intervals.
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What is this website becoming..... Whatever, roll.
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>>682620339
rolling for not death
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>>682620421
Assuming series one, as not specified.
>SCP-421 is an organism comprised entirely of driftwood and other oceanic waste. The exact configuration of the organism appears to be in constant flux, but typically consists of a centralized body of relatively tightly packed driftwood surrounded by a shoal of smaller organisms similar in appearance and behaviour to fish. Individual members of the shoal are regularly subsumed or created from the main body and have demonstrated no ability to reconfigure themselves while separated from the bulk of SCP-421. It is hypothesised that SCP-421 possesses a hive intelligence similar to that observed in social insects; members of the SCP-421 shoal are able to travel independently for ██ km, beyond which they lose integrity and are reduced to simple driftwood with no known anomalous properties.
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>>682620561
R.I.P, I was too loud
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Series 1 roll
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>>682619164
Based Thread
Roll
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>>682620087
its fine i geuss
just an hour of horror till i can leave and everything is fine again
>panic attacks are the worst problem here

reroll
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>>682620225
nah just panic attacks
this one dose not kill
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Series 3. Roll
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Series 1 roll
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checzing
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rollerino baconrino
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Rolling for 682 baby
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>>682619164
what is this?
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>>682621044
scp containment breach
also ROLL
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>>682621044
http://www.scp-wiki.net
if you want an abridged version of it, go download the game based off it at scpcbgame.com
and careful boi you almost got 049
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fuck it i'll roll
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>>682621146
it was a plat that had flesh eating bacteria
well im dead boys
time to reroll
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Rolling for 173, 682, 096 or 049
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Rolleen
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roperino
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>>682621425
>Description: SCP-425 appears to be a 1958 Philco Tandem Predicta television set. It was first reported in 1963 by the owner of the unit, █████ ███████. Mrs. ███████ originally contacted the FBI regarding the SCP, stating that it had begun to behave erratically at certain times. She reported to the FBI that her son, █████ ███████, had begun having terrible nightmares and had scratched "∞ = 8" on the left side panel of the television set. Mrs. ███████ further reported that although she had unplugged the set, it continued to broadcast without power at certain times during the day. Embedded Agent ██████ became aware of the situation and brought SCP-425 to the Foundation.
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>>682620696
this is fucking awesome
id like this a lot

reroll
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series 1 roll
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Let's be rolan again.
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roll for survival
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>>682621552
this is just cute as fuck

i am pretty well off this far

>>682620087
>>682620696
>>682621552


reroll
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>>682622023
Hah
Have fun. Smug bastard
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>>682619164
series 2
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>>682619164
roll
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SI
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>>682622271
tfw you didnt roll a series 2 number
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>>682619164
rollin~~~
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rolling series 1
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Roll-eroni
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SI
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>>682622156
why smug tho ?
i only fell happy for not getting my balls nibbled off by some fucked up thing

>>682622023
this is also cute as fuck
a cave that crows flowers onward to a little lake

btw reroll
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>>682622449
well fuck
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rawlin
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>>682622277
Got fucking dubs on my rolling post.

Anyways, I'm Series III.

>Description: SCP-2277 is an unknown user or autonomous program of unknown origin which regularly engages in spamming or harassing phone calls to individuals using pre-recorded voices and unusual bursts of noise. In more recent years, SCP-2277 has begun to spam voice-over-IP services such as ████████, Ventrilo, Mumble, ███ ████, and Skype. SCP-2277 records these harassing calls and uploads audio with accompanying video to various sites, such as Youtube, Vimeo, and DailyMotion, under the guise of popular "Ventrilo Harassments" or "Soundboard Prank Calls". These videos are labeled as SCP-2277-A.

Let's roll to see if I survive.
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>>682622897
i'm dead guys :(
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>>682622642
Bollocks
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>>682619164
Rollin4laifbb
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>>682622490
SCP-2490 refers to a modified human being, believed to be Chaos Insurgency Special Operative Alpha-19, that has stalked at least ██ Foundation employees since 19██. SCP-2490's head is composed of a single, oblong beige capsule, on which two eyes have been painted and no other facial features are present. Its body consists of multiple white, jointed segments. SCP-2490 possesses claws that appear to be grafted to its hand pods. Based on target testimony, however, most observers perceive it as an ordinary human being.
>fuck me
>dubs pls
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>>682622699
just dont eat the sand you fuck
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>>682622999
nice trips
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>>682623042
Thanks my mom gave them to me for my 27th birthday yesterday
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roll for something with tits
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>>682622710
reroll?
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>>682619164

Series 2
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Rollllll
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Rolls royce
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>>682619164
roll
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Reroll, this is fun.
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Rollin for fren
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>>682624829
Rerollin for other fren
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>>682619164
rolllinggggg
check em
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Roll ~
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>>682619164
Roll
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>>682625820
Series 1, SCP-820, swarm of locust, k
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Jews did XK event
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Roll__-
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>>682626573

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-573

HOLY SHIT I GET TO LIVE OUT MY LOLI/SHOTA FANTASIES
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Rawl
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>>682619164
Lets do it
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rekt
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Series 2 roll
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>>682627530
Reroll cuz i dont think it exists
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>>682627614
Series 1 reroll cuz fuck sakes nothing exists
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>>682619164
just fuck my shit up fam
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>>682627681
Mfw I get killed by the containment and not the scp
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>>682619164
Rolling
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series 3 roll
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I made this bread nearly 2 hours ago and refreshed it for funsies
well
Die already
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Series 2 roll
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Rollin 4 death
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>>682629355
Fuck... i live
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>>682629121
Well roll for atheism live
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lets see who my cell mate is going to be
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>>682619164
no.
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Series 1 roll
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Reroll
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I get a fucking wall mount. Gg, not gonna survive this one boys!
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Series II
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>>682619164
leggo
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>>682630656
My arm has been really distant lately. I think we might need some time apart. Any anons having relationship problems too?
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>>682619164
roll go
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Herr Rolle
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ok fuck me here we go series 1
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>>682631520
SCP-520 is a large antique quadruple knife switch made primarily of wood, ceramic, and copper. Its design is largely unremarkable, except that it lacks soldered input and output contacts: it does not appear designed to be attached to a circuit. The handle's bearings and contacts operate smoothly and freely, requiring minimal force to flip the switch between the positions clearly labeled "ON" and "OFF".

When the handle is moved between positions, SCP-520 [DATA EXPUNGED] to splice itself, briefly and at random, into the primary power supply circuit of an electrical device somewhere on Earth. Moving the handle from the ON to the OFF position breaks the power circuit, while moving it from OFF to ON completes the circuit, regardless of any other open switches or other current interruptors. Interruption or completion of the circuit is permanent, even after SCP-520 is no longer appended to the device: wires are physically broken, fuses bypassed, and switches shorted out. The surface of metal connections formed or broken by SCP-520 frequently bears signs of extreme oxidation, often to a chemically implausible extent.
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>>682631719
welp im ok re-roll again for series 1
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>>682631363
>SCP-1363 is a highly contagious human specific virus which infects epithelial tissue. Transmission occurs through physical contact with infected bodily fluids. The virus is capable of rapidly mutating resistance to hostile agents, thus far rendering all antiviral treatments ineffective.

Well fuck.
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>>682631856
SCP-856 is an entity residing in a four kilometer length of the █████████ River in southern Sudan. If a human being comes into contact with the water, SCP-856 appears virtually instantaneously and attempts to attack them.
well fuck dubs for live pls
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>>682631955
HOLY SHIT THE LUCK IS REAL RE-ROLLING AGAIN SAME SERIES LET'S FUCKING GO
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>>682632037
scp 037 dosent state how it kills but roll for dubs
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>>682632192
well fuck gg
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Roll, Series III.
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>>682619164
rul
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>>682632282
Item #: SCP-2282

Object Class: Neutralized (Formerly Euclid)

Special Containment Procedures: (Former. SCP-2282 is now deceased.) SCP-2282 is to be kept under the care of the Area-12 Parazoology Department in an outdoor enclosure. SCP-2282 should never come closer than a distance of one hundred meters (100 m) to any structure or tree. SCP-2282 is to have appropriate maintenance for a domestic goat.

Oh, Hey! I'm OK. Series II Re-Roll.
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Roll for a good SCP
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>>682632374
SCP 2374 isn't an actual SCP so re-roll series II.
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>>682632505
reroll because wizard stuff and because survey... can someone explain my SCP please
>reroll
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>>682632695
Again a reroll because acces denied FML
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>>682632305
>Roll
rul
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>>682619164
Rollingo
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Roll for encounter: series 2
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rolling series 3
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Rollins
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i fear nothing
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rollllll
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>>682634190

SCP-190 - A Prize Toybox

pfft doesn't affect anyone over the age of 10. Kids need to use it in my vicinity in order for the toybox items to inflict damage.

I WIN. round 2 bring it
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>>682619164
Bread roll
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>>682635054

SCP-54 - Water Nymph

designated safe. 2fknEZm8
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Rollio p-p-polio
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rawl
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I hope I get SCP Dildo.
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>>682636122
well fuck me i got a lamp.

rerawl
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Can't wait to totally die.
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series 2 for me
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>>682636735
CP-1735 is a static, immovable, invisible barrier surrounding a plastic grocery bag on a beach
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Looks like the spirit of forced memes and Looney Tunes gave me 524, guess this is a reroll.
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Wut
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>>682637383
>SCP-383

Well shit, roll for survival.
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>>682619164
Rollin
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>>682619164
rollas
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:^)
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la roll (series 1)
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