ITT your post number is the SCP you have to spend an hour in its containment chamber with.
Series III (2000-2999)
Series II (1000-1999)
Series I (001-999)
Say your series and look it up. After your SCP has been chosen, reroll. If you get dubs, you survive. If it's a classified safe SCP, you live anyways.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN. ROLLING WITH SERIES 1
>Description: SCP-164 is a strain of cancerous cells that causes sarcoma-like tumors in host bodies. While cell DNA appears to be primarily derived from human DNA, the cells now effectively exist as unicellular, asexually-reproducing parasites.
rolling for survival
>Description: SCP-019 appears to be a very large ceramic vase, 1.8 m in diameter at the mouth and 2.4 m high. Style and decoration indicate it was created in Classical Greece, although conclusive dating is impossible, as the surface is entirely unbreakable by any known means. If a successful method is discovered, SCP-019 is to be destroyed with prejudice.
>SCP-339 is a group of tendrils extending off a central mass. It is approximately 50 cm from tip-to-tip, although this is variable. It appears to be made out of weathered copper, but shows a much higher level of durability and independent mobility. The individual tendrils constantly move as though underwater, continually grinding on the sides of any containment, silently pulverizing it at a gradual but constant rate. Because of this, the sound-proofed box it is currently contained in must be replaced at regular intervals.
Assuming series one, as not specified.
>SCP-421 is an organism comprised entirely of driftwood and other oceanic waste. The exact configuration of the organism appears to be in constant flux, but typically consists of a centralized body of relatively tightly packed driftwood surrounded by a shoal of smaller organisms similar in appearance and behaviour to fish. Individual members of the shoal are regularly subsumed or created from the main body and have demonstrated no ability to reconfigure themselves while separated from the bulk of SCP-421. It is hypothesised that SCP-421 possesses a hive intelligence similar to that observed in social insects; members of the SCP-421 shoal are able to travel independently for ██ km, beyond which they lose integrity and are reduced to simple driftwood with no known anomalous properties.
its fine i geuss
just an hour of horror till i can leave and everything is fine again
>panic attacks are the worst problem here
>Description: SCP-425 appears to be a 1958 Philco Tandem Predicta television set. It was first reported in 1963 by the owner of the unit, █████ ███████. Mrs. ███████ originally contacted the FBI regarding the SCP, stating that it had begun to behave erratically at certain times. She reported to the FBI that her son, █████ ███████, had begun having terrible nightmares and had scratched "∞ = 8" on the left side panel of the television set. Mrs. ███████ further reported that although she had unplugged the set, it continued to broadcast without power at certain times during the day. Embedded Agent ██████ became aware of the situation and brought SCP-425 to the Foundation.
this is fucking awesome
id like this a lot
why smug tho ?
i only fell happy for not getting my balls nibbled off by some fucked up thing
this is also cute as fuck
a cave that crows flowers onward to a little lake
Got fucking dubs on my rolling post.
Anyways, I'm Series III.
>Description: SCP-2277 is an unknown user or autonomous program of unknown origin which regularly engages in spamming or harassing phone calls to individuals using pre-recorded voices and unusual bursts of noise. In more recent years, SCP-2277 has begun to spam voice-over-IP services such as ████████, Ventrilo, Mumble, ███ ████, and Skype. SCP-2277 records these harassing calls and uploads audio with accompanying video to various sites, such as Youtube, Vimeo, and DailyMotion, under the guise of popular "Ventrilo Harassments" or "Soundboard Prank Calls". These videos are labeled as SCP-2277-A.
Let's roll to see if I survive.
SCP-2490 refers to a modified human being, believed to be Chaos Insurgency Special Operative Alpha-19, that has stalked at least ██ Foundation employees since 19██. SCP-2490's head is composed of a single, oblong beige capsule, on which two eyes have been painted and no other facial features are present. Its body consists of multiple white, jointed segments. SCP-2490 possesses claws that appear to be grafted to its hand pods. Based on target testimony, however, most observers perceive it as an ordinary human being.
SCP-520 is a large antique quadruple knife switch made primarily of wood, ceramic, and copper. Its design is largely unremarkable, except that it lacks soldered input and output contacts: it does not appear designed to be attached to a circuit. The handle's bearings and contacts operate smoothly and freely, requiring minimal force to flip the switch between the positions clearly labeled "ON" and "OFF".
When the handle is moved between positions, SCP-520 [DATA EXPUNGED] to splice itself, briefly and at random, into the primary power supply circuit of an electrical device somewhere on Earth. Moving the handle from the ON to the OFF position breaks the power circuit, while moving it from OFF to ON completes the circuit, regardless of any other open switches or other current interruptors. Interruption or completion of the circuit is permanent, even after SCP-520 is no longer appended to the device: wires are physically broken, fuses bypassed, and switches shorted out. The surface of metal connections formed or broken by SCP-520 frequently bears signs of extreme oxidation, often to a chemically implausible extent.
>SCP-1363 is a highly contagious human specific virus which infects epithelial tissue. Transmission occurs through physical contact with infected bodily fluids. The virus is capable of rapidly mutating resistance to hostile agents, thus far rendering all antiviral treatments ineffective.
SCP-856 is an entity residing in a four kilometer length of the █████████ River in southern Sudan. If a human being comes into contact with the water, SCP-856 appears virtually instantaneously and attempts to attack them.
well fuck dubs for live pls
Item #: SCP-2282
Object Class: Neutralized (Formerly Euclid)
Special Containment Procedures: (Former. SCP-2282 is now deceased.) SCP-2282 is to be kept under the care of the Area-12 Parazoology Department in an outdoor enclosure. SCP-2282 should never come closer than a distance of one hundred meters (100 m) to any structure or tree. SCP-2282 is to have appropriate maintenance for a domestic goat.
Oh, Hey! I'm OK. Series II Re-Roll.
SCP-190 - A Prize Toybox
pfft doesn't affect anyone over the age of 10. Kids need to use it in my vicinity in order for the toybox items to inflict damage.
I WIN. round 2 bring it