Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>no 3D trash allowed
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>avoid bans from pussy mods
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
good yes good
Shiragami Youko claimed!
Claiming Best Ass Game Waifuuu
Damn that suck. Can't get pass my day without a shower
You think it's nice? It's really just a placeholder name. I just mashed two words together really, His determined look is more or less an accident but I like it, it saves me the trouble of animating eyebrows and eyelids.
Haven't decided yet on wether I'm giving him a tail or not. Gonna hold a vote for that later and then see which tail would fit him best. Maybe more like his tendrils or a monkey tail or something bushy
RIP Megumin's hygiene
Fizz jungle is pretty good with the new Hextech GLP-800 item.
>RIP Megumin's hygiene
RIP in pepperoni, you will be missed
Same here, I can tell that this day gonna stink (lol)
That's a good idea!
It dosen't have to be something really complicated!
That tank always makes me kek
Legs just for you my leg queen
>it's really just a placeholder name
A nice name is a nice name, my dude.
That pun lmao
Hope you don't have something really important to do today
My allergies are fucking killing me
I'm sneezing nonstop
There is nothing that can liberate me from this sneezy hell
Nah, I'm a NEET 90% of my time. I'll go take a shower in the gym or something~
Glad to hear comrade,your pics are fine as well
I think you meant to say, "That's me!"
Of course, if you're up against such tight deadlines simplicity is key. Making an expressive face with few details is a hard one to pull off. Even here it's not that great because he will always look somewhat angry and determined even if I want a happy state
If you say so
I'm still open for any suggestions coming from you guys of course
You know this might sound weird but I've read that infecting yourself with hookworm can make allergy symptoms disappear
cons: you lose weight and you have hookworms
I CAN FEEL YOU BRO!
Its the time of pollen...hate that shit
Ohhhh so you're a gym bro like me?
We have a lot in common my boi!
Thank you my friend! I appreciate chu
Yeah I understand. But im sure he'll look great at the end even if he's somewhat angry/determined!
As far as a tail goes, since that's still up in the air, perhaps it could be a short, pointed one? I think that'd look cool.
Also you just gave me very important knowledge. See, assuming the statement is, 'if you have hookworms, you don't have allergy symptoms', then the inverse of the statement is, 'If you don't have hookworms, you have allergy symptoms'.
I am now completely secure in the knowledge that I do not have hookworm.
>tfw when I have some nondescript pollen allergy
>tfw when I keep indoor flowering plants in my apartment
>I'm living in my own self-created hell
Of course I'm a gym bro, how am I gonna keep dem muscles I built up with 2 years of boxing~
>we have a lot in common
We now have a bromance
Kek can't say you didn't brought it on yourself
I have no knowledge of KanColle but this shit was funny as hell.
i love you fucking nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Internet claimed =^..^= finding internets here and there
Thanks, I'll keep you updated on the further design
Short stubby tail like a bunny or like a dog? I can make quick sketches of both if you give me some more details on what you mean
Holy fuck nigga what are you doing?
Yuuki claimed. How's everyone?
You have to post it!!
I have to see it. This is really important Tsuyuuu!
OHH GOD! What are you doing?!?
Throw theses flower away you're gonna die
>When I can't stop sneezing I want to break everything I don't even know how you can handle it
DAYUMM MY BOI!
Respect! Do you plan on going back to boxing later?
>Bromance for lif m8
Sweet! Thanks Akiko
Doin great thanks for asking what about you?
Ah, I don't really have a visual reference, but more like a dog, yeah.
>holy fuck nigga what are you doing?
Living in my own personal Hotel California, but with more flowers.
Can't complain, just woke up. Gotta study for finals today :/
Seeing these two so close together made me kek for some reason
I'm on it
I'm working on some tail design tests and color schemes right now, should be done withing half an hour
>Throw theses flower away you're gonna die
Worth it. I love plants.
>When I can't stop sneezing I want to break everything
I just crack open a window with a fan, or go on a walk if it gets really bad.
It's not as bad as my dust allergy.
Fuck dust allergies.
Shit, I sleep in until three on my days off if I've had a particularly rough week.
Finals sucks..But im sure you'll do great!
Study hard and destroy it
Awww didn't saw it!
YOU'RE SOO CUTE
Im sooo sry! But since you're santa can you grant me a wish?
>butt for real ily
I love you too my little frog
That's awesome you must be really fit!
Tell me more when you'll come back from it
Perfect! Can't wait to see what you've done!
lmao worth dying for plants...aight
Yeah you're right. This one's the worst I think..
Im allergic to sooo many things.. its crazy.
Hey welcome back Galko
Well Im not a genie but sure! What do ya want~
I want you to do the horse with your legs while im sitting on your laps! PLS
O shit waddup
Thats reassuring. I just feel like a lazy nigger right now.
They really do, only 3 left! Guess I'll go study now.
Plants are important to me.
Don't even get me fucking started.
Have to use hypoallergenic shit/bar soap all the time.
Weirdly specific, but I own rats. Also worth it.
Own one of those, too.
>Sodas, usually off-brand ones
Not sure why, but I stop breathing if I drink some sodas
The horse? Explain dear Im kind of a dumb froggo.
Not much, I'm pretty much just checking in. You doing good?
Nevermind... it's only the kind of booth where you ask questions and stuff..
Yes ma'am for my day off today and I'm going to do absolutely nothing like always. How are you?
That's why we get high, cause you never know when you gonna go.
T A A A A A A T S
Yeah and I always start studying late..I really shouldn't!
Good idea! Cya good luck studying!
Ohhh crap lmao you're like me!
Im really sorry but I laugh soo hard at this one!
Its soo weird kek
Totally agree with you fuck allergies
You're not dumb im just weird :)
Just take me for a ride and times to times scream NEIGHH~
>Don't worry its not part of a weird fetish or anything kek
Ahh too bad..Do you know when they will actually take registration?
I'm fine I guess, kinda tired and feeling lazy
Bestbro, I did a shitload of running yesterday.
You share yourself with everyone.
>I don't grope and fondle used goods
Claiming the best one, Ginsei from kobato
Trust me I'm doing my homework this time, is it gonna be the actual battle because you could just read up on it and do exactly what they did.
>Just take me for a ride and times to times scream NEIGHH~
Lost my shit there kek
>Ahh too bad..Do you know when they will actually take registration?
I have no idea.. I'm planning to go to Quebec in a few months anyway to enlist.
Inferior heroes, should know their place.
How have you been? I haven't talked to you in weeks.
Kek, I wasn't serious.
>I'll grope you anyway if you want
>After all it's almost impossible to deny those legs and that tongue
But I'm probably going to hop on SFV and practice myself. I don't have much to discuss outside of my love for Juri.
Really? I'll have to keep an eye on you then, I still want to be the fastest!
Did you run long distance or short and fast?
Glad I made you kek!
Thats a good idea! Although I really hope you'll be safe when you'll be on mission
Of course I'll be safe! Trudeau is too much of a pussy to send his military into danger zones~
>jk, I hope I'll be safe too
I'm going to modify my version to make things a bit less of a slaughter against the Japanese.
Reading some of the Wiki will definitely help though.
My current plan is to ask for a plan of attack, and then I'll throw in the historical changes after a plan is made.
The idea being that you can get help from Wikipedia or any other sites, but you will not be able to anticipate the changes I've made.
I'll start it in a couple hours, when we have more people and whatnot.
Damn dude, I'll oblige your request.
Short and fast, more like short and slow though, probably wasn't a lot to you but for somebody who never runs it was a lot.
not too much, on my 30 minute lunch break kek, how about you megumin???
Alright, gives me a bit to study, though I have to leave in about 15ish minutes to take my car into the shop.
KAGAMI! How are you??
Hahaha I know right Trudeau's only here because of his pretty face
>Yeah you'll have to tell us when you're leaving
hey aqua!! im doing okay, how about you???
I just ate something.. Don't remember what 'cause I wasn't interested in food kek. You still have some briefs to go through?
And because "It's the current year, come on~"
I don't know.
I just wanna love you :(
You get nothing.
you have insulted me for the last time
Fight me you.. You.. fucko!
I WILL DESTROY YOU
sigh....yeah, until thursday, then i can finally do my freakin job again
Running long distances or sprinting fast aren't the hardest things about running. Starting is by far the most difficult thing.
Before you notice, you'll be running 5ks or 10ks. Besides, you arleasy work out, your body isn't that of a beginner
Are they stupid safety briefs?... If so, then I truly pity you~
>Running long distances or sprinting fast aren't the hardest things about running. Starting is by far the most difficult thing.
nah they're a little bit more helpful, but still boring
>how to make a resume
Doing great thanks for asking!
Thinking about making something to eat but I have no idea what to do
What are you up to?
>It's the current year, come on
Fking kek! I forgot about this. Thanks for bringing it back
You can do it!
Legs?,Chest, Arms?, Shoulder?, Back? What day is it today?
Cya!!! Take care
just on a small lunch break....but i'd rather spend it here
Nice, at least you're learning something~
I was moved by how much people bought his shitty speech like crazy kek
Hmm, okay. I always wanted to wrap my legs around yours while we grapple on the ground.
I've gotta go now, I'll be back in like an hour or so.
My trainer says I'm getting better, which Galko said is probably true but hell if I know.
Yeah, nothing serious, I've been driving the thing longer than I probably should have with these problems, but really the only reason we noticed it was it was making some funny sounds.
Awww so you'll be leaving soon?
Lunch break for work or are you in a conference or something?
Yeah! Its crazy people here are so dumb...
They talk about politic without knowing anything about it..
yeah....i wish i could stay....it's classes for work, stupid stuff mostly...
I do~ Not going into competition tho. Just running because I like it! My longest run was about 30Km~I also just got into cycling
The worst is when they start talking economics...
Awww it suck...don't fall asleep tho
It will last for how long?
hahaha don't even talk about that kek
They can talk about anything and the population will just eat it up..
alright....well i gotta head back...ill see you guys later on, have a good day everyone!!!
Allright! Take care and don't give up!
See ya lataaa
Maybe I'd like that. The winner gets to do as they please with the loser's body, and I'm feeling very confident today.
30km and not competing?
You should seriously consider going to official races; 5k, 10k and half marathons should be nothing to you.
I'm quite impressed, let me tell you, 30kms... wew
See ya later qt~
True.. It's sad, really...
It's Megumin from Konosuba~
It was really tough though, My poor legs were feeling it for a week lol
Yeah it is...
Good thing that people like you exist!
Make Québec great again kek
>23.jpg isn't a shitpost
Burn it down.
You cant break up what doesnt exist.
Also my nipples were bleeding kek
Why do I have 2 posts?...
Let's make another referendum kek
>nipples were bleeding
Yeah lets do it! Only me and you!
Wont be difficult to agree with something
"Mm, you look like you're in good shape."
My fucking god I miss Juri so much, August can not get here fast enough.
As long as you don't say you're breaking up with Yume.
>That'd break my heart kek
Have you heard what happened, I'm guessing you have, but 'he' has returned.
>My poor legs were feeling it for a week lol
My legs would've given up before km 20 kek
>Also my nipples were bleeding kek
You resist more than I do. Leg pain I can bear, but nipple pain? Hell naw nigga.
You could compete for real, just saying
Let's make Quebec great again!
I saw it. The bastard just had to show up soon after I said that he wouldn't. I didn't expect him to bother with threads that he finds to be "boring."
You don't even know how down I am for this!
Its simple you just have to be really sexist/racist
and we're good to go
Hello. How's it going? Winning as usual, i take it?
You know it. Actually, I'm a bit sick, but I'll live!
How about you?
Yeah, I can't help, but feel there was some correlation.
Was he here for a while? I couldn't stick around.
Funny thing was, he didn't even recognize me. I mean I was not surprised, but it kind of hit my self-esteem a tiny bit.
Just woke up. Feeling lazy and contemplating breakfast.
But pretty good otherwise.
Bummer about the sick thing. Is it weird that being sicks seems to be going around the waifu thread?
I didn't even feel them, I just saw two red spot on my t-shirt kek
>You could compete for real, just saying
Thanks~ I'm not interested in competition tho, I prefer a nice calm run alone :)
Mah nigguh <3
He didn't stay for too much longer after you left. Hosted a thread and was around for a short time.
>he didn't even recognize me
I doubt that he'll recognize outside of the Telegram group, as he has been chatting with them since he got out. It doesn't surprise me either. I also doubt that he was thinking much about us anons while he was away.