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So heres my situation. im not the best looking guy at there, im about 250 lbs, and i have aggressive cystic acne. my gf looks like cara delevingne. she says she can look past my looks and focus on my personality. we look like an odd couple when we go out together and people have said as much.

i cant seem to make her cum. The last time i was playing with her, i asked what turned her on. she said masculine men in positions of authority. so i made up a story about her sucking her bosses cock to keep her job. she came in about 3 minutes. ive been telling her repeated stories because its the only way she will cum.

im worried that she might act out on these stories, im literally a nervous wreck, constantly asking if she loves me, and if she would cheat. what the fuck do i do now.
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Stop being a beta bitch and actually be the alpha your pretending to be.
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>>682611266
Dubs confirm OP
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>>682611444
Trips of truth
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>>682611266
>>682611444
trips confirming dubs what a lucky day
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>>682611444
>>682611266
>>682611534
>>682611618
/thread
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Not saying I believe you, but for the sake of the thread, how did you land a girl who looks like Cara in the first place?
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Roleplay more and force yourself out of your comfort zone to be alpha. I had to literally FORCE myself to do things I was uncomfortable doing, because I was a beta, and the bitches loved it, and now its natural.

However, your chick shows signs of cucking. Beware.
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>>682611822
Looking like this is going to be a get thread
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>>682611920
>>682611822
HOLY SHIT

Ty for pointing that out, I was just about to close tab
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This is now a get thread
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>>682611864
This please.
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>>682610375
Here is a good way to practice OP.

Use the same tactics as you have been, but while telling her the story, substitute you for her boss. Say that it is you who works at her job, and it is you who is her superior. Eventually you make it more about you and less about him. That will also solidify her viewing you as being in a position of power.
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>>682610375
There is something terribly wrong with her head
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>>682611266
Harshly worded, but true. If you assume the position of the victim, she's going to help you fulfill your prophecy.

You're creating insecurity for both of you in the relationship now, by taking something out of the bedroom and into the relationship. I know it's hard, but you need to grab a hold of it and ride it until the sun sets. Nothing lasts forever, but you're definitely not prolonging the inevitable.
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>>682612199
it has a cock in it
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>>682612222
This thread is blessed!
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It's not as easy as you think to make a girl cum. Back yourself bro. Your doing the right thing by making her submissive. Step it up and make her see that your boss. Fuck her mouth until she's choking with tears running down her face. Choke her and back hand slaps while your fucking if she makes any noise. My missus loves it. Stop fucking asking her is she loves you all the time though.
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>>682610375
Source of pic?
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>>682612333
Lol checkd
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>>682612333
kek
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>>682612165
OP here... jesus this advice actually sounds solid, i will try this tonight. i just hope she responds.
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>>682611266

Dubs be good to you OP, do as he say
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>>682612333
It seems like it is!
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>>682611266
do this
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>>682612222
Top Kek!
>>682612388
>>682612399
>>682612333
Holy shit keep it rolling
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>>682612333

Oh my shit, this thread is the GET thread of the week
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>>682612399
Kek
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>>682612466

Holy shit (-_-)
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>>682612333
Keked and checked
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>>682612357
Penny pax and look at watermark retard
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>>682612333
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Fuck her ass and don't forget clit
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>>682612333
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>>682610375
Fake it till you make it faggot
If you act like a beta cucked bitch it will become a self fulfilling prophecy
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>>682612399
>>682611444
>>682611266
there is no other way op
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>>682612466
Nice dubs. Checked.
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>>682612699
>my shit, this thread is the GET thread of the week
Nice checked checked
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>>682612699
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>>682612222
verified and delivered. All advice given is true except that one faggot that says its hard to make a girl cum. it's easy.
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Get my dubs
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Nice get thread.
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The Get lords are busy I see
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>>682610375
>i have aggressive cystic acne
wash your face faggot
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>>682612945
Unfortunately you lack of dubs suggest you are full of shit.
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>>682612945
My gf says she cant cum unless I eat thrones load out of her twat.
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>>682612222
Tskfak!
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if dubs op becomes a willing cuck
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Post her fucking nudes faggot
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>>682610375
keep fucking her like a boss
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>>682613143
So does that mean he is going to be an unwilling cuck now?
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>>682613059

>thrones load
get a dictionary you complete waste of clickbait
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If dubs OP checks his privilege. And my dubs.
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>>682611266
>>682611444
>>682611822
>>682612199
>>682612222
>>682612333
>>682612388
>>682612399
>>682612466
>>682612699

Only 48 replies. The pure density, dubs trips and quads, all packed into 48 replies.
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checkem
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>>682613246
No
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>>682613290

Well fuck off and die neckbeard
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>>682613008
It is really that simple OP plus eating right will not only clear up your face, but you'll shed weight. No brainer.
>rolling for dubs
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>>682612222
WITNESSED
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>>682613233
Your dubs say yes. Yes it does.
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>>682613271
>>682613274
>>682613273
>tfw the magic is gone
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>>682610375
Well I can't help you with the girl, I might be able to tell you how to help the acne.
Obviously it may well not work but it cleared up mine.
Washing my face with African Black Soap (couple of quid off amazon) twice a day and taking Zinc supplements.
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>>682613273
check my dubs?
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>>682613273

I claim two of these beauties :)

Check 'em
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>>682613349
Why u gotta bring my beard into this? Shits covered in cum but still.
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Jesus if your gf looks like this carla bitch i think you might be the one wanting to leave her
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>>682613458
Woah, sadly I claim none.
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>>682610375
i bet you're rich as fuark hey
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>>682613458
I claim x2 also. The top one and the bottom one. Your welcome universe.
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>>682613458
Noice, me too, and now witness a third
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>>682613678
thats not how yuo dubs
this is how you dubs
idiot
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Give me my trips!!!
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>>682613458
Claiming 2 trips and the quads, while I'm at it, I'll claim these dubs
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>>682613811
I have been saged
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>>682613678

Oh no, I feel bad for you anon. Hits you hard in the nuts an unget.

Check 'em faggots
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>>682613811
Checked!
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>>682613811

Shit, looks like we got a badass ova here.

Dubs don't lie.
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Why do people think just because a girl is skinny shes hot? Lmao cara delevingne is a fucking literal 4/10
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>>682613233
Sounds like he already is
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>>682613890
not even mad.
im just impressed
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Your gf looks like this? Im so sorry op
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>>682614188
Fuck you must be pretty sorry with those 2 fat ladies dubs.
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Check my trips
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Checkum
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>>682614366
Checked
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>>682614366
Checked!
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poopy bum XD
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>>682610375
>>682611266
>>682611444
>>682611822
>>682612199
>>682612222
>>682612333
>>682612388
>>682612399
>>682612466
>>682612699
>>682613233

OP dont worry about it. This thread is gods chosen one. Also check'em...
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>>682610375
You being nasty as shit probable feeds into her fantasy of being used and abused. Start fucking her just for your pleasure, and start forcing her to do nasty shit that gets you off. Degrade her because that's what she obviously likes since fucking you is probably degrading already.
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>>682614366

Shit anon, you got it goin on.

Check my shit niglet and if that dont work, check my movie get you piece of shit.
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naggers ting my onus
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>>682614366
Holy shit, Chekd but there no 366 on that image. What dark Magix is this? Also, dubs get
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>>682614507
That's not a bad effort in 92 posts
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>>682614366

Wrong thread to post this list. You don't get to watch a movie since the list has no dubs.
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>>682612222
Bravo good sir
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>>682614507
12.37% of posts are dubs trips quads

Also checkem
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>>682613811
I will attempt dubs once more to redeem myself
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>>682614615
there aren't any dubs at all in that pic.
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>>682614589
Singles.

Disregard this shit tier counselor
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>>682614711
Damn
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>>682614711
Checked hard
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>>682614590

Groundhog Day, fucking story of my life.

If I get dubs, got confirms im a faggot.
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If dubs I will go to sleep now and dream of our glorious noncuck OP lord
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Dubs Ahoy
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4444
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>>682615043
Kms
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>>682613811

Jesus blessed this thread, he gave without any thought of receiving.

We are receiving dubs, we are the chosen ones.

Check 'em
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https://rateyourmusic.com/~RancidHobo
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I think this post has lost its dubs magic.
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>>682615111
trippin'
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Trips get
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>>682615042
Fuck cmon
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>>682613811
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>>682615139
Think again!: >>682615111
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkZt8r2lko
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>>682615265
Third times a charm...
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>>682615111

wew lad, late on to the party but trips is beauty.

Feel sorry for OP if he was for real, this thread has been hijacked like a mofo.

Kek 'em
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I REQUEST THINE LORDS OF DUBS TO BLESS THIS POST IN THE NAME OF BATEMAN
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>>682615342
Magical 4th attempt...
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trips and op is a cuck
dubs and op is not
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>>682615360
Claiming this thread as a get thread is probably my greatest achievement.
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>>682615506
5th and last for dubs..
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>>682615567
So close
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Gimme the gets Rollin
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If I get dubs then God exists.
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>>682612222
>>682612333

Buttering on the epic bread
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>>682615567
I will be your champion of the 6th
bless me lord dubs
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>>682615660
No cigar. Looks like we're all doomed to Satan.
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>>682615699
Checked mofo!
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>>682615699
your wish is granted.
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Watch and learn boys
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I'm just sitting here in awe of the dubs, trips and quads
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>>682615699
Inverted 66!

Check'd
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>>682611874
>I had to literally FORCE myself to do things I was uncomfortable doing, because I was a beta, and the bitches loved it, and now its natural.
for instance?
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Post imaginary gf, op
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>>682611266
what a lovely day
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>>682615770
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>>682615788
Wahoo! Blessed thread indeed!
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>>682615529

No shit anon, you called it early days.

GOD wills it
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>>682615788
Checked cunt!
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>>682615822
...and I want to spend it with youuuuuuuuu!
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>>682615842
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>>682615894
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>>682615699

God smiles upon your endeavour.

Onwards to dubs, check thy post oh lord.
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>>682615957
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>>682615996
Epic Fail?
Kek
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Start working out get proactive
I'm rooting for you man I was 310 last year my wife is gorgeous nearly left me in the end and I lost a lot of weight in now down to 240 and look a lot better she has started having more regular sex with me now
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>>682615874
He was better on better homes and gardens.
Also check em
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This thread makes me moist
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>>682615788

Holy moly, CJ called it
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>>682615996
Check em
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I offer you porn O lord of dubs.
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>>682616099

You got it anon, you on fire today
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>>682616144
Fuck me, it worked....
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>>682616110
Off by 1 rip
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>>682615971
>>682615859
>>682615822
What a lovely day indeed
>>682615789
>>682615760
>>682615759
If dubs I am the dubs prophet
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I read about being 250lbs and having bad acne. They both come from all the crap you eat because you feel like shit because you eat crap.

Take nutrition classes, then make a plan to change your habits. Apply the plan. Once you have a normal weight and got rid of acne, lift weights. Get big.

Once you're a healthy human being with balanced hormones, you won't need our help to get girls.

It involves lots of discipline and hard work and it'll take you a minimum of two years. It's that or being a fat lonely loser for the rest of your life and keep feeling like shit.
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>>682616144
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>>682616144

Jesus christ, was is this thread run on?

We are feeding the lord copious amounts of dubs. He are blessed.
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>>682616144
The dubs lord accepts your offering of booty
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>>682616230

Fuck off mate this is a get thread now, take your bullshit next door.
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Rawlin
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>>682616283
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>>682613503
Not even funny bait...
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>>682616353
>>682616230
fuck off watch me get dubs
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is this a get thread?
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>>682616351
I laugh at your shitty loser attitude. Enjoy your shitty life expecting immediate results with no effort. You'll be sad a long time.
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>>682616389
The dubs God supersedes the bait god I. This house.
Also check em
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>>682616219

Unlucky gayboy, mayb next time
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Now I offer you porn O lord of trips.
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>>682616539
Why has the dubs god forsaken us?!

Please bless us with further dubs my lord! ^
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i don't even need a get
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>>682616520
It was. It seems the magic is dying though. :'(
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>>682616523

Grow up lad
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So what if she sucks some other guy off or even fucks them. as long as she keeps coming back to you, you are the real alpha. They are just her sex toys. you should read about pollyamory and jealousy.
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>>682616714
What have you done to anger the dubslord?
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>>682616775
If dubs this guy is a cuck
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>>682616682
I've filled my quota of dubs for abouta month.
But I think the dubs God has been angered by people posting replies to the original thread after it had been claimed as a get thread.
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>>682616099
>>682616144
Checked
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pee pee bum bum XDD
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>>682614188
Dubs don't lie. I feel sorry for you too. Your bitch is fugly.
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>>682616947
You are right, please forgive us oh might dubs god
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You've got a negative attitude Al, your killing the dubs
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>>682616785
I pooed on his cat.
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>>682617002
not wrong
>>682614188
dubs dont lie
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>>682617033
checked
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>>682617033
Finally they're back. But for how long?
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>>682612331
My head is filled with cock. Both real and imaginary.
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I just come here for dubs or trips
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this sentence is false
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If dubs then God finds this funny.
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jfk was an inside steel beams
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I'm just a humble /b/ro.

Bless me, lord.
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qwerwerqrewqrewrqew
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Holy shit dubs and trips everywhere
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Lose weight, stop being a bitch.
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We lay you to rest dubs lord.

sage
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>>682617033
Nice dubs bra.

SHOW ME DUBS
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>>682617379
The dubs be dead man, I mean, they be here one minute, then WHAM, they be mothafuckin' gone. I mean like gone forever. One day, some kid's gonna ask you about the dubs, and you be like "hell child, those things don't exist no more. The magic's gone from dis world." Then you gonna sit back and cry and remember the good old days....oh lordy.
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How about you stop being a fat fuck. Get some self discipline and self respect, sorry your parents failed to give you either but now its time you get it yourself.
Fix your diet, go workout.
Your relationship is destined to fail, but fixing yourself might salvage it, or when it fails fixing yourself will help you find another one.
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>>682616110
I was cheering for you anon
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MORE DUBS
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>>682610375
>>682612222
the gets have spoken OP
stop worrying about it
god's on your side
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>>682617524
I'm blaming you. You killed the dubs. Somehow. Either way it's your fault.
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Fat trips get
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>>682617512
Im already crying /b/rother
sage
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If i get dubs now, you will be blessed forever
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>>682617611
>>682617622
Fucking hell, can it really be true???
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>>682617512
I lost with the oh Lordy. Child did I kek!

I think this thread is dead
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>>682617611
There is hope yet.
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>>682617512
:'(
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>>682617622
sage checked!
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>>682617664
damm almost trips
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>>682617622
>>682617611
THEY LIIIIIIIIIIVE
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>>682617669

Dub is Life
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>>682617611
>>682617622
>>682617688

They return
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>>682617688
Aaaand checked. WHAMMY
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Im here for the dubs party
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>>682617724
It ain't gonna be me. I know this. But I sense quads are a coming.
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>>682617757
>>682617669
Yes but on a sage
what can we do but obey the dubslord?
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>>682617811
Too slow motherfucker!
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>>682611266
For real OP. This thread could not have given you better advice. Now get off before 4chan starts being 4chan again.
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>>682617811

Checked
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>>682617811
The prophecy has spoken! Sage no more till quads have come!
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Gimme dubs
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>>682617811
Fuck they must be. Dubs of truth may you speak true or forever hold your peace.
Also check em
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>>682611822
rollin for dubs
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trips and i will suicide
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Will we be blessed with the mighty 8888? Make it so my brethren.
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>>682617968

Live to dubs another day, anon
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>>682617968
Roll
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>>682617926
>>682617861
>>682617864
>>682617811
Am I the one of whom he prophecy foretold /b/rothers?
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>>682617968
Sorry. But you get to live!
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Checkem bois.
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I like to lick pussy
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>>682617875
Do not command dubs. One must be humble and accept the fate they are given.
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Check this 88
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Get.
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I should really go for a nap. But the lure of dubs keeps me here...
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Trips for suicide rerolling 1 more time after this
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Can someone get a full get list going? When you tell your grand kids about this thread where will you be at this very moment?
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>>682610375 Listen here you insecure fuck.

1) Start fuckin exercising & eat healthy you fuckin fag!
1a) Follow Athlean-X on YouTube.
1b) Sign up for the free newsletter at athleanx.com.
1c) Buy the fuckin program & do whatever the fuck he says. Even if he tells you to pick up the soap you gay fag.

If that doesn't build up your confidence (& get rid of your acne you fat oily fuck) then:

2) Follow Darren Hardy on YouTube.
2a) Sign up for his free program at DarrenDaily.com.
3) Follow the successful people he interviews.
4) Buy all of their books AND put into action what you read, fuckin fag.
3) Go do the fuckin Landmark Forum at landmarkworldwide.com for like $500 so you can let go of your past & to create any future you want you beta noob fag.

^ Disclaimer: Doing the above can make you a millionaire if that's the path you choose. Make that bitch sign a prenuptial agreement. Lol

You're all welcome you fuckin beta fags. Tired of seeing all you depressing fucks not doing anything with your lives. But then again, hey, this is 4chan :)

(Can't wait for skeptical people to nitpick everything I said, criticize it, then disregard it, then watch them continue their lives as lowlife fags), kek.
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Oh lord, I beseech thee.
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>>682617811
8888 get
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If dubs I call in sick and have a nice sleep tomorrow.
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Posting for them quads!
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Glad I missed the magic I hate getting dubs
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>>682618141
Shhh you will scare away all the dubs
the waskly wittle duwbs be ouwt dere
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>>682618141
Um sorry but this is no longer that thread. Sorry.
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>>682618188
Blessed be the lord.
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>>682618233

I was afraid they had gotten away again. Checked
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>>682618233
Checked!
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>>682618188
The lord heard you child! THE LORD HEARD YOU!
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>>682618233
He has spoken
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>>682618188
Praise be to the dubslord
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>>682618215
I remember a time when I didn't roll gets and thought it was stupid too. One day Get God will smile upon you
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>>682618299

Checked with trips
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>>682618207
Fuck. Well do I at least get good dreams with these dubs?
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>>682618299
*balls blown off by awesomeness*
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>>682618299
Yes yes checked.
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>>682618367
Fuck.
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May the lord of dubs reign be eternal. May it's light shine bright and warm us all.
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>>682618422
don't lose hope yet
dubs god has blessed you
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>>682618399
>>682618299
DOUBLE CHECK CHECK
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>>682610375

Stop being a bitch, OP.

She's getting off, you're doing it, be happy. Live in the now.
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This is how you quints.
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>>682618399
checka checked
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>>682618233
Well fuck. Lol
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>>682618215
lucky bastard I can only seem to get dubs, they wont leave me alone
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>>682618478
Na fuck that bitch
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>>682618544
how many dubs in this thead? dammmmmnn.
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>>682618478
Ignore this heresy, and focus on the love that the lord of dubs shares with us all.
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>>682611864
She probably doesn't
I bet she's blonde, white, and has thick eyebrows and that's where the similarities stop
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>>682618544
Checked the dubs lord has honored you for listening
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>>682618612
stop frightening the dubs
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>>682618299
nice!
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>>682618544
>Dubs are love i say. Dubs are life.
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Quads are getting ever closer
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>>682618612
>>682618478
Praise be to the dubs
anathema on the cuck
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This thread is biblical is dubs quantity. Savor it, /b/rothers and sisters.
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>>682618688

Checked, checkum
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>>682618722
HOLY SHIT TWICE IN A ROW
truely I am blessed by dubs
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>>682618718
Yup. Hail the upcoming quads!
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!!!
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>>682618688
>>682618722

Still the lord reigns.
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>>682618796
>>682618718
The prophecy is nigh!
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Quads get
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>>682610375
>>682613008
>>682613360
not necessarily true

OP go see a dermatologist and get on acutane. girlfriends are temporary but acne scars aren't, your quality of life will greatly increase even if you're a fattie.
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>>682618722
>>682618795

Congrads m8 one day I hope to be like you
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>>682618857
Will we be forsaken by the dubs?
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Praise the lord.
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OH LORD QUAD WHY HATH YOU FORSAKEN US?
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>>682618862
Again
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Check em
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>>682618883
HE ruined the prophecy of quads! with his talk of heresy!
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>>682618931

Truly a sad day for us all~
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oh dear!
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>>682618986
burn him brothers....
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>>682618993
Singles get!
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Threads like this are why atheism exists.
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>>682619031
>>682618931
/b/rothers i weep for our lost quads
we must sage for atonement
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