Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Lurking and stuff
Heyo. Doing good. Is your waifu that girl from Boku no Hero Academia?
Follow the trail and you'll see that I've never actually heard it myself. I'm trusting Mugs to know their shit.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Nice to see you Tatsie~
It's been a while c:
As you wish~
Resident Winner Shiragami Youko claimed
I just want to fucking sleep.
That's all I want.
Are you fucking serious? Is there one of these every day? Fuck it, Anne Frank, claimed.
Yes indeed. Asui Tsuyu, the girl with the frog form as her quirk.
>claiming all of them
I'm not in there so I guess the joke's on you.
You can if you can name every single character on there
All or nothing
We're pretty much 24/7
Internet claimed...]=[! It has bin a while I'm back for a bit. Missed you all
So, what have you guys been listening to or watching recently?
Long time no see Lain! Been busy or what?
>the most bittersweet bond you ever did see
This is a lot less easy to respond to than other shitposts.
Attack Kamikaze International Knockout Offense (A.K.I.K.O) unit and Homeguard Octuplex Multi Uniformal Reaction Access (H.O.M.U.R.A) unit detected.
Please return to your stations.
Watching Ghost in the Shell 1st GiG and planning to watch Lucky Star when im done with it. You?
You could try but it doesn't work with her though
I'm watching the anime as I never had the time to start the manga. Might start reading it after the anime is over, though. Haven't really seen Tsuyu too much. Probably only that one time in the latest episode.
10/10, Akiko name is 11/10 tho.
>clothed furry in a stock photo of a kitchen
Thinking about starting to watch Zankyou no Terror.
Been listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-iqXTztVQ
Status Report: Low Power
Returning to base for immediate power resupply
Period of Leave: Undefined
H.A.N.A.K.O unit out.
Not him, but are you joking?
That was pretty cool and relaxing, never heard about something like that before outside OSTs.
It's the same person, yeah?
It's gotta be.
There's no fucking way it's not.
Am I missing something or-
I can't joke about things I don't quite know.
Hmm, I guess its safe to make the claim then
The exclusion club grows.
Hey Galko, how are you doing?
This is a pretty old and traditional shitpost not exclusive to /waifu/. It happens from time to time and has become something of an inside joke
Internet down at my house money flow problems.
Hi just jumped on to say hi I'm not at home. It is hard to find a place that dus not block 4 chan.
A fair amount of Mili's songs have either a relaxing, etheral theme or a really upbeat theme.
My friends reaction to reading some of the lyrics was fairly amusing though.
Oh okay. I figured, but I was very distraught given the small chance that it wasn't.
Fun isnt it?
Oh that sucks, hope you can pick up on your finances again soon because we did miss you.
I'm alright, I guess...
Well that sucks.
Still having problems ?
You don't sound very convinced, something happened today or maybe nothing happened today?
I'm good. Eating a little before indulging in some anime. You?
I'm really tired and I still feel like an idiot because of yesterday.
Since you are all animefags I will ask you for advice. I have seen good anime like Fairy Tail and Death Note but then someone recommended me Code Geass and it was shit.
Is there anything else worth watching or did I see it all?
Ah, the sting of idiocy only hurts for a while. I actually got enough sleep but I was plagued by night terrors
>calls us animefags
>asks for animes
Seen Mirai Nikki yet? Noragami? Tokyo Ghoul? What kind of anime do you like?
Hey, did someone leave the box of spaghetti open?
This pasta's pretty stale.
Last hour of class, doing nothing because we had a mock test yesterday, teachers gave us a break to study something for ourselves and relax~
That might keep you busy for a while
Yea and the worst part was I woke up covered in blood. Gonna be a bitch getting that out of my sheets
Good news is I got greenlight for my game. Development is starting today and every detail is up to me. I've already promised to put a tree in the game with /waifu/ carved in the bark as an easter egg. If you have any more ideas you're welcome to share
Yes I miss everyone. =¥~¥= we with no internets is very depressing.Desu Desu~
Kekkity kek c:
I'm that and I find Italians offensive
What makes you think that 23.jpg is only a shitpost?
>woke up covered in blood
Yikes, what the hell happened there?
I used to have night terrors pretty bad, they still occur sometimes, albeit infrequently, around once every week or so.
That's find I and I'm offensive Italians
I could probably name 5/7 of them
I didn't saw you in a while how is it going for you?
you are our pasta boi
so what actually happend to you in this night?
I know that feel... but internet is like a drug to our society. Doesn't even feel like you're home when you don't have it.
That's good to hear.
>where did the blood come from?
>we reached the nonsense
I know Yume, I know~
I've never seen him say anything, he just posts that picture and leaves. I've also seen it in several other threads so I just assumed it's not to be taken seriously
Since you're all so interested...
Apparently the heat and thrashing in my sleep caused a nosebleed. Woke up with my pillow, face and chest covered in blood. It looks like it was pretty bad. Maybe I hit myself in my sleep?
I have night terrors every single time I dream. It's either dreamless sleep or a nightmare. This might be why I like staying up late and often don't go to sleep
That sounds awful...
thats sounds bad
I couldn't live without my 10hr+ sleep on weekend
Why do you think I barely ever sleep? I don't know why but every time I go to sleep I'm almost guaranteed to see some horrible shit. And not just being chased or something like that, mental horror too. For examplein some dreams I am the monster and I do some horrible shit and feel this mix between sadistic satisfaction and crushing guilt
I made a quick sketch of my memory of one of those dreams this morning for Koko if you're interested
Ok in a way I'm not on the computer as much........ My kids laughed at because I cryed over the Internet being cit of for a bit.
Damit I hate uesing my phone.it hard to type=>~<=
Ok then, here you go
This is from my most memorable dream where I was this nimble shrieking beast that pounced on a guy and literally ripped his throat open. Was pretty traumatic even for a nightmare. I felt this strange pride and satisfaction combined with guilt and disgust
That sounds terrifying, I'm sorry.
What if this wasn't just a dream and in a paralel universe you are actually this demon?
>I like nonsense philosophies
What makes you think you will be lonely forever? Don't you have people that you used to call friends? Try to contact them.
Other than that theres e-dating, if you want to stop being lonely you need to make the first steps yourself.
>That wouldn't change anything in that regard, unless mass grave.
But I like your humour.
Get a waifu.
I rarely have these dreams, but it's that feeling you get afterwards that lingers. Something between dread and disgust. Anyway I tend to keep them in check most of the time. I've also noticed I've become less and less scared of my nightmares. I don't know if this is because I've become more aware it's a dream or if I've become more brave. Either way there's not much to it. They're just dreams, right?
Prior experience and extrapolation.
Part of the problem is I don't let anyone close to me in the first place.
Not like I see anybody attempting to do that in the first place.
Doesn't work out right for me.
That would be fucking terrifying. But then again, what if that demon dreamt he was a guy coding a game?
Yeah, I'm glad you're able to get past it.
Mugi is a rebel.
why does she look so fucking happy
>Part of the problem is I don't let anyone close to me in the first place.
I can relate to you and that makes me the worst person to give you advice here. You need to let those mental barriers down.
I can imagine an epic plotline revolving around this, who knows in the future when you are the new Kojima this turns into a game.
A game where you can switch between parallell dimensions and control 2 characters, both of which have a subtle influence in the other world.
I can definitely see something good coming out of this
>You need to let those mental barriers down.
And then? That doesn't mean anybody will understand or care about me.
There's a good chance it will only make things more clear.
Last I checked they were protective in nature.
Not saying they are constructive, but the last thing I need is more people to care about that don't care about me.
Going to leave for a bit, see ya later.
If you want anyone caring about you, you need to care about yourself first. And I believe thats one of my biggest problems, im a lazy fuck who prefers staying home most of the time instead of going out.
I've seen games where you can switch between characters and each one of them has unique abilities, but switching between dimensions like that would be pretty rad.
Tendril platform thingy demo when?
Well it's time for me to go before a start looking like a weirdo in MacDonald. Love you all. =¥~¥= Desu Desu~ =¥~¥= =¿~¿= ....Damit I'm going to cry in MacDonald. Am I in the PMS? ....
Learn to accept that nothing will ever last, and that everybody is born alone, and dies the same way.
Knowing that life is just a temporary as everything it holds, go and make someone else's temporary life as wonderful and fantastic as you can for them.
Someone will do the same for you, as long as you do that.
It'll be ready in 3 weeks, but I can probably finish the basic controls by tonight
What? What's wrong m8?
I'm leaving for home, peace
Back in 10
And that slimy, long tongue.
>Almost as good as those legs
I'm going for now.
I may be back soon.
Nothing just having a little money problem. Internet is down in my house so to be here I got to store hop. =>~<= =¥~¥=
Sorry for your sleep problem.. Just know that I (we) love you to bits and are always here for you.
It's not a problem when I'm awake so don't worry about that
Okk so after some thought I decided to make the name of the character Tenchi because of his proportions and his way of getting around
Ten = tendrils
Chi = Chibi
This is just a temporary name though
>Most attractive froggo I've ever seen
>I feel things
>In love with a froggo
How could anyone NOT?
Ah, a fellow poorfag? I know your struggles. Some weeks I'm not certain if I can feed myself. I consider it an immense privilege I'm allowed to study
MY NIGGAS IM BACK!
How are you doin?
>Just wake up
>Sweaty as fuck I don't know what happen
Claiming Best Ass Game waifuu~
>Nurse we need 150cc's of peaches, stat!
>Nurse get me a new sponge!!
>several hours later
>Smiley waifu sitting in wheelchair hooked uo to iv filled with peach juice
We did it.. We saved her..
get your sweaty ass in the shower
Well, my game got greenlight this morning. I've been given permission to start development immediately. I'll be working on my very own game and you guys are very likely gonna be a part of it
Yeah, that'll do
Its been a while. Anyone have the problem where you literally don't wanna get up till you jack off? Shits annoying.
Heyyy how the cruise ended yesterday?
Did we complete the mission?
Cute ass you got there my friend!
Yeah don't worry its what I did!
Ain't staying sweaty like that
Sweet im soo glad! Good job mah friend you deserve it!
Whats the name of your game?
Love you ;^;
Good, now you should come sit on my lap
Haven't got a name for it yet, too early in the development but I've named the player character Tenchi for now, can still change. It's going to be a puzzle platformer. You'll be using tendrils to get around and pull stuff with them to solve puzzles. I'm super excited to make this for you guys
>Going to end up raping the frog
>One more hour
thanks for the hellos friends but I think I'm off to bed for now.
who keeps posting this? because I enjoy it very much and it makes me happy.
Still in love with a special someone?
Woahh best morning ever on my way
Damn I love close call!
Maybe next time one wont survive
>Thanks for the check
Okk tell us if you come up with a name!
I really like that! How did you come up with this?
Sleep tite my bro
Das a nice peach
You could say that, yeah.
It's based upon his design. I tried to keep him really simple and accentuate the important parts. The tendrils and his arms are the most important, and his head is way bigger then the rest because it has to be expressive. Tenchi is a mashup of tendril and Chibi
>pic related, draft of who is now known as Tenchi
>damn this legs
well I posted it yesterday before going to bed and 1 or 2 threads earlier but its just a great pic over all
get some ass from me but only for some legs in return
>who keeps posting this
I'm thinking the next one will be a kind of DIY setup thing
This guy gets it
Oh shit you're back, nice to see you again.
You missed Karen but you came just in time for the reveal of Tenchi, the temporary name I've given to the character of the game
I know, I was actually writing a reply just now to your post!
I like how you came up with the name, I think it's clever and natural.
I'd also like to note it's nice to see a puzzle character that appears to look determined. It's a nice change of pace.
>Sitting on Tsuyu's lap~
HEY SANTA TSUYU!
Hope everythings goes well!
Niceee I like that!
Have you decided to animate his tail or it takes too much times?
Yume the legs queen!
Thanks for the booty i'll answer your request
>Rip I can't answer your request no more pic
Hmmmm id love to see this!
Could be great
HEYYY HOW ARE YOU?
My boi what's up??