I am from DPRK. 나는 조선 민주주의 인민 공화국에서입니다.
>tfw people actually think we don't have internet access
>tfw people think we are actually brainwashed
You have been fooled for all these years.
And we do speak English very well.
>Global Internet Access
Hey, why is it that all regular DPRK people are skinny and malnourished, while all three generations of GLORIOUS LEADERS are fat fucks?
Maybe he should stop eating all the food and share some with the class.
We do not lock people up.
You only hear this from western media. It is western propaganda.
You have no real idea what is going on in DPRK until you have been here. Don't just listen to newspaper, they manipulate you.
Most people who go to north Korea get arrested and sent to labour camps.
Listen OP no one here belives you are from best Korea, they don't have public global internet access, or much else as stated by every defector that has escaped.
The dad thing is however this thread is a brilliant troll as people will respond abd keep responding no matter what.
God speed you probably American ass face.
Obvious fake. Tack marks on walls show you are too much of a little bitch to commit to making it look convincing.
You put your faggot posters back up in exactly where they came from and ease your ocd.
Even though OP is some faggot, if you go search for an episode of 'Departures' they show off all kinds of stuff about the DPRK. It's still shitty in loads of ways, but some of it is pretty cool.
Here is view out from my appartment.
If your family controlled a dieing country from a bygon era your family photos would look the same.
The sad part is Kim Jong Un is likely going to be the last leader of N Korea as unless it drasticly changes its not likely to last the next 2 decades. I'm not talking war I'm talking the country will collaps within 20 years, both China and south Korea are planning on it and it's going to be an economic unfortunatness for both China and south Korea, mostly for south Korea as they will be the ones who will have to step up and prop up north Korea economy as they slowly assimilate it into a unified Korea.
Reverse image search to the rescue!
This is inside my kitchen.
My wife is making pizza in our new pizza oven.
We are very thankful for the dear leader sending us the new pizza oven, because I am a highly ranked doctor at Pyongyang hospital. We got it as a reward.
Do you imagine your cock is some ICBM destroying western imperialist cunt when in reality it fizzles out and explodes after about 12 seconds?
How many 12 year olds from the pleasure squad did kim jong-jing-kong-king-maka-maka-tiki-tiki un have to rape after 3 failed launches?
I have money.... And the monitor is always on sale every other week. Really tempted.
your level of delusion and disconnect is pretty sad, actually.
You're in such denial about your level of privilege that you think that everyone else has the same experience as you: that people just get to sit around surfing the internet all the time and living in their rooms.
Whereas the truth is that there is a place in the world where your way of life would be ruthlessly culled.
Places in the world where: if you said the wrong thing or owned the wrong things: the government would kick in your door and rape your ass.
So no, OP. Nobody here gives a fuck about hearing your story time rendition of the way the world is in your mind.
How much did you pay for that North Korean flag on Ebay fellow Brit?
did you misquote or something, fam?
>WARNING WARNING THIS IS A FAG TRANNY WARNING WARNING THIS IS A FAG TRANNY
that's cute anon
yea sure here
legit. just got home from doing mechanic shit. time for ice cream and cute panties
im not even that mysterious
o shit waddup
nah bro im a cute femboy
Believe me, I will do that. I already have two monitors but one is an old ass Gateway 1440x900 that I will give away. I see too many stations with different monitors that trigger my autzizm anyways.
because i own this board
fuckin legit man. good evening right there.
and yea imma str8 up chill. bout 2 put on some sort of cute outfit and find something to watch
yup, if only i didnt need to sew the zipper back on :/
im also looking into skinning a laptop to look kinda like a ps1, short of gutting a playstation and shoving a pi in it i dont think i can actually recreate it fully though
yeah, but it want it to stay on and not rek the fabric when ive got my back arched sucking dick or otherwise preoccupied with cock.
its just a plainish weeb maid outfit thing, want the amazon link?
yeah, but no fuckers selling any stickers, which means stenciling and masking it myself
yea post link
been meaning to get a maid outfit tbh.
just dont wana spend too much. and the cheap ones like kinda too cheap you know?
and i think im gonna just stick obnoxious weeb stickers all over my thinkpad for keks.
None of you have shit on my Hotline Bling station
got long hair and a femmy face? if so, itll look good.
couple words of advice if you do get it though. get the large unless youre anorexic, i wear size m shirts and i would not fit a size medium in that at all. the zip goes down all the way to the bottom, despite how it looks and feels, and step into it, dont attempt to shove it on like a shirt.
my hair isn't really that long
and idk. it seems like its not slutty enough
all my skirts and stuff are tiny.
The only info you can get from there, that another anon pointed out I missed, is the doctor's surgery I went to and it's not even in the town I live in.
Cheers for looking out for me though anon.
long hair certainly helps, if you plan on maiding it up for anyone id suggest either growing it out or getting a wig.
being thin lets you do the tight slutty clothes thing easy, but i dunno about cutesy stuff unless youve got the body fat range for it to not look like a skeleton inside a fat womans dress.
i like my hair how it is so i wont go any longer
and not really a fan of wigs. and yea like you said. being super thin makes it hard to wear less slutty stuff, since it just covers everything up
just got home you fuck
don't you have a job?
Royal Kludge RK1 with Taihao Miami Doubleshot PBT Keycaps
you know what really is the worst? sitting down to play some vidya and realising the only reason you played most of the games you have is because you had friends to play them with
well, you can always return it if it doesnt fit
sure here's my work battlestation
yea i don't even play much anymore
cant get into anything at all
CRT monitor in 2016
1920x1440 @75hz desktop
800x600 @172hz for CS
i think all the games are just bad.
i play the fuck out of good games with my friends, but then we get bored and have trouble finding another game that we can all play that isn't trash.
latest generations have been trash imo, dark souls is legit the only game from after 2006 that i bother with
just stick to good old ps2, its not as ugly as ps1, and theres no shortage of couch multiplayer titles
yea i should play some ps2 games tbh.
i just play bf4 and sometimes gta with my bf and other friends
its getting really fucking boring now tho. need some fresh shit to play.
hope some good shit comes out
KBT pure with miami keycaps
I have a new keyboard arriving today. very nice filco. Mouse was pretty top tier when I bought, it but that was a long time ago.
And no this room has been painted this way since before I moved in.
>having a tumblr
holy shit go fucking jump in front of a truck
its more of an experience than a challange, dark souls is the only game ive ever played that compared to blood omen in terms of atmosphere
i remember that in spite of all the cock i suck, im still not one of those fags that gets mad at people on the internet
Someone saving my photos? I was at work all day.
How's living in a country living on international welfare by threatening the world?
>The Democratic (nope) Republic (nope) of North Korea is literally the nation equivalent of a nigger.
You're a moron if you think that's real. Also people do have pictures of presidents and U.S flags in their homes a lot. You Americucks invented the notion of putting a flag and flagpole on your lawn you moron.
lel fucking no
dont, take the plunge and buy dark souls 1, install and configure dsfix, play it online. you miss out a good bit of the game if you dont play it legit. after you complete 1, dark souls 2 is optional but has better PvP in spite of ass backwards netcode, if you dont care though watch a playthrough of it then move on to 3. 3s just come out, dont spoil yourself for it. when youre on your downtime watch some of the lore vids, get nice and properly immersed in it. watch some of the memester content too, in particular you should sub to infernoplus, mr nosec, iron pineapple, only afro, and ephant on youtube.
this is a game you can get fucking engrossed in, ive got well over 1000 fucking hours in dark souls 2 alone
its legit a great game, you wont regret it. if you want to, watch some of the lore and memester videos on it before you buy, its probably gonna make you want to buy it if you do.
also, be prepared for dark souls 1 to not run particularly great at high resolutions, and make sure you tweak the dsfix too, set that internal render resolution to something proper.
Note how it doesn't extend all the way below the desk and that it's actually slightly open, should be quite visible that it's nothing but a window.
>tfw I've actually BEEN to the DMZ from the South side.
OP would shit his pants if he came as close to KPA soldiers as I have.
heres a small list of dank vids to watch before you make your mind up, starting with the granddaddy of dank souls memes
>Looks like you've placed it there only to show off or something
How did you notice?
It's cluttered most of the time, things move between that table and my bed depending on what I need. Every so often I clean shit up, but it just gets cluttered again in no time. It's like my room absorbs things or something.
New keyboard came in today. I get my desk this monday.
it's the PCB of an old AEKII that I turned into a 60%, the PCB looks cool so I decided to put it on the wall by my tinkerstation.
I doubt it. China doesn't like the idea of North Koreans flooding into China, because there is fear that the Koreans already living in the "Yibin" area would get nationalistic and demand that land be 'returned' to the Korean people. In truth, China wants to keep Korea divided.
too many manga books, dude.
it's funny to think that pornography (i.e., anime/manga, even if mostly soft-core) actually attracted more gaijin into Japanese language and culture, than any other cultural event or program.
apparently korea started trying the same trick.
Yes. Of course, for me...it was a bit more special. I grew up in the 90s, when anime was better and Japanese culture was still this "amazing, unique, exotic" thing to get into. I honestly can't even get into Japanese porn as much, because of all the squeaky moaning and censorship.
Koreans on Twitter on the other hand...
That would certainly look cool as shit, but fuck no, I don't hate myself.
The PCB of this thing is ridiculously complex.
When did you get that third monitor? I only remember you having two.
Nice. Do you have a picture? Sounds cool as fuck.
Picked it up on sale for $100 earlier this week. I've been looking for a portrait monitor for a while now.
Kinda thinking I should have spent another 100 for an UltraSharp.
being femboy is even shittier than being a fag tranny. you should kill yourself
Dude I've been there too on the north Korean side honestly you guys fearmonger the guards on duty where asses but off there fucking nice it does cost alot to go to the DPRK but I went with young pioneers I think but yeah it's actually nice there the monuments are very well kept and so is the city period I enjoyed it more then when I visited America *I did go to Detroit in Americas defense*
Be a good little Bamboo Coon and get back to farming WoW gold for your Government
I had it set up like that for a long time
used the vertical for itunes/folder browsing & shit, worked real well
but try to turn it back 90 degrees again, it's a world of difference. Definitely prefer the classic
is it true that the great leader's sex squat has lots of lil boys and girls in it?
then there's pizza in Pyengyongyang.
Why the pizzagirl has an english-talking yellow card?
Your leader just said in a speech that the population will have to deal with a lack of food soon. Your people will starve and die. I hope your dear leader kimmy gets raped by an elephant.
I think "Unstoppable High Kick."
I've actually not seen the scene itself, so maybe there was background music.
Well, I lived in Korea for a few years...and I'm black. The good times outweighed the bad. One thing I've realized is, as long as you stroke their nationalistic-ego, they'll at least like you (me). Went back in December and didn't even think about Japan or Japanese; just fully embraced Korea. Nothing but good treatment the whole trip.
Not gotten into any new games recently other than gta v and that came out in 2013. Mostly just play old dayz arma 2 mod but its slowly dying out. Bf5 reveal trailer is on friday so i will see how it looks and might pick ut up when it comes out