Waifu Claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort
>Keep lewd to a bare minimum
>Keep RP and ERP to a bare minimum
>Keep discussions of your waifu/husbando's sexual appeal to a minimum
>Insult other waifu/husbando
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegel's
>Try to refrain from making empty posts. Respond to multiple people at a time.
No one is going to steal your waifu if you don't claim them quick enough.
Most importantly: Have fun!
>I'll never be in the waifu family photo ;_;
I love this world and everyone in it. But in order for me to feel that I must stay away from it all.
that seems way too minor to me guess you should work on your sanic speed walking
YOUR FUCKING FEEDING BRO
is what I got alot haha
The lurk is real, and return is real haha
Everyone is the same in my eyes. We're all part evil, part good and part neutral. I would rather experience my own than be tangled in the lives of others where my choice is limited.
Your bread has been served, and I am going to lurk mode. Have a good evening, waifu.
Spicy claims all round
>look at photo
>still not in it
God dammit where the hell is Hand-kun so I can give him this.
Yo! I meant to add you on steam but I forgot, whats the name again?
Same, I still have to get a chibi haha I like yours though!
like when a spider crawls onto your skin, and then out of your line of sight, and you never hear from it again?
Actually wouldn't be hard to make. It'd just be a martini made with brandy, rather than gin.
guess it's just something i have to put up wit if i wanna play PVP. The bot servers are really friendly though.
Congratulations, you are now a spider
>You were already a spider
>The other spider usurped your human-mobile
Don't nitpick my 10/10 puns Koko.
Looking at this I realized I haven't seen Saya and Mako for some time. I know Mako got b& but Saya was around as far as I remember
Try saying "it's just a game bro" or "calm down kid" for instant rage. Even if they're not actually 12 they will always freak out over that
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
I'm going to frame the final version when I'll get it~
Why the hell not, right?
I like heights, but the safety of it doesn't cut it for me. Jaja
>Still not in the group shot
these legs my god I just got up and you already try to kill my with legoverdose?
I am right next to syndra
Gotta love the lurk
I might have to try that this weekend
I added you earlier btw
Me either. kek
Gonna contrive some manner of food, lurk mode activated
I have returned, confident and not disappointed that my waifu remains consistently untouched.
True, bots are pretty nice, accept when they kicked my ass
Ill nitpick what I want, gimme more puns fag
Haha, I never tried that, although one game they actually thought I was a bot, I just didn't respond until the end for maximum effect. and Ill add you now!
I don't mind safe heights, but yeah when it ain't safe I don't dig it unless I have too haha
I'm alright, you?
Mine is never claimed either, its nice!
>it's just a game bro
>Calm down kid
I say that every time and insta salt. It's like some magic word.
the bots are either too strong for me or laughably weak. At point a match lasted 42 minutes because of Malphite and Vladmir kept kicking our asses
>waiting for the weekend
Your weekend better start Thursday. Mine will. But I'm pretty sure a Metropolitan is just a fancy name for a brandy martini. And then if you add orange liquor to it, it's a Fabiola. I don't know. I don't like vermouth at all so I've stayed away from martini cocktails.
Hell yeah, I say. Well, not really. Usually I say "damn skippy" but for all intended purposes...
>spins web internally
More egg buns since you have problems with them.
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
there is a special place for you in my heart right next to syndra
I just got up so nothing much happend so far
If you keep posting such great legs I may need some time with them
Your waifu seems nice! Can you tell me more about her?
You're not the first.
Well telling tilted people to calm down works like a charm if you want some next level salt in every situation, but somehow every single salty player ever is insecure about their age. I don't get why though. I don't usually make trouble unless they're being assholes. Also what is up with people getting so angry when you remind them it's a game?
Two of them are dead. Just reminding you.
>Rift herald is now actually important
>sated devourer is gone
>Guinsoos does not do AoE
>New jungle item for attack speed
The end times has come
Jesus that's a lot of space then
For those of you who think a didgeridoo cant be metal
Bam. Minds blown.
Then have a nice day u.u
>some time with them
Is this a bad thing?
These invaders think they can fuck with me
You can fuck with Robert Strong
My axe is 2big4u
Also Aizawa claim.
Tilt is your greatest weapon in league. I guess people get mad at being reminded it's a game because they realize it's petty to be that mad at a game
I've emotionally distanced myself from the game to the point it's impossible for me to tilt anymore. Whenever I die, it used to be
>What an asshole, I'm going to kill him
Now I think
>Okay, that happened. What do I do now to make sure this never happens again?
>That is most obviously a guy
I don't know what to feel about this
Hmmm I do have thursday off... ;)
We doing glasses now?
Yes! The elusive and hard-to-pull-off under-frame rims. Just the right amount of eye expression followed by the shadowy demeanor of the frame. Depending on what colour the frame is, it gives the wearer a look of establishment and also gives off the illusion of eye makeup. Nice!
jeez that is fuckin cute!
stop lewdlurking and gimme
>best waifu legs
not if you are ok with me having fun with your waifus legs
When they're that cute, gender is meaningless, right?
I'm going for the night. my leg feels like shit after twisting it earlier. Cya <3
We doing glasses now, eh?
I am so confused.
>still not in the picture
well bedtime for me everyone <3 love you guys, goodnight
Keep feeding the pervert and i will burn you alive
Then it's probably not going to be a bad thing.
>tfw you can't sleep becuase allergies has given you a stuffy nose and it woke you up and you can't go back to sleep
This is actually a secret tactic. It's why I always all chat : ^) whenever I kill someone. This little shit puts everyone 100% of the time on tilt, making it extremely easy to snowball your lane. I know it's a dirty tactic but to quote Zed "No technique is forbidden"
Whenever I die I try to think of why I died instead of blaming unless it's painfully obvious it was someone else's fault and even then I rarely say anything. Also it seems to be a totally incomprehensible idea that other players are also people with skill and playmaking potential, instead always blaming the "noob noskill OP champ"
Shit, you know your glasses
Jaja yes. I don't mind too much if someone else is with me.
An odd saying, but it gets the job done.
It's going alright, listening to music. You?
I don't want to get another experience like in Skyblock so I might stop.
>tfw you don't want to sleep because you are almost guaranteed night terrors
shouldn't you be giving yume legs aswell?
what time is it for you?
traps are a hell of a drug
I always use tilt to my advantage. It's great. If I'm jungle I just check OP.GG to see which one of the enemies has been losing and camp them for maximum tilt.
>TFW you can't wake up because you get too many hours of sleep
Then we could drink Wednesday night! Alright! (Not drinking brandy, though)
>you almost has nil quads
That would've made you the glasses queen.
>still cute tho
That's a pretty good face for that feeling, I'll admit.
Glasses are my link to the 3d world. That and liquor.
I don't know why I prefer it. Probably because hell yeah is a bit more country than I can be.
now we're talking
you can contribute to don't be shy all legs are beautiful
I don't know I'm not a doctor
I feel you man
My inner pedo... my inner lolicon just got triggered again after watching this
Don't remind me. I'm doing a one month no fap challenge just to break away from it
Tilt's not as effective higher up, or when you simple don't believe in tilt.
None of this should be okay. Why is any of this okay.
In high silver-low gold tilt is too real. Salt is the almight lord of my ELO
Now that one I like! feed me more
Sure! sorry if I don't repond very quickly. Her name is koko and shes like a more independent type, not so much moe like alot of other ones.How bout yours?
Same, others always make it better haha
Everything is alright thanks~
I wasn't complaining.
No one knows how it'll be like.
Cure for traps?
Cute is justice
You guys gettin sexy in here again? I'll burn this thread I swear to desu
Was 3 but now 4. I only had 3 hours of sleep
Better than no sleep or being ded
Thanks my dude
I ain't doing shit
I don't believe in tilt. As I do not believe in such a concept, my mind can no longer be clouded with irrational decisions. I literally cannot get angry in a League game anymore. At most, I'm just disappointed.
I don't know if it'll work. All I do know is that it's getting unhealthy for me and I need to direct my attention elsewhere.
Its starting to spill
At the point of sleeping for 12 hours I'd rather be dead than wake.
I don't get angry anymore either its just more than I get frustrated.
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control
Why I'm the only one that gets threatened?
>gives legs anyway
your tsundere is showing
get better soon
it was all yume, he demanded the legs
3.14% of sailors are PIrates
this is great
yeah that one was great
also hestia.dance is great too
I don't see any problems
keep them coming
If anybody ever could understand what his problem towards me is then I would be wiser but for now he is just an unknown random
we could start gettin real sexy
at the moment you are the only one i can burn alive.
>its not gay if he's cute
did u say smug.
because everyone else is dead?
och nö der originalnazi auch noch
everything gonna be daijoubu
Oh fuck no that's way too much sleep
Not even trying lol
Oh hello there
That's it for me. Going the hell to sleep. Night e-body.
No. Is still gay.
But fuck it, he's cute
Willste kämpfen?! Hasten Problem mit mir? 10 Uhr Abends vor Aldi Mann!
Jaja, it's a unique saying. I wouldn't expect it.
Yeah, if I fall. They better call me an ambulance instead of taking videos or pictures.
I'm not condoning it. I respect your simple request.
Ayy. Good to see you again!
No problem friend.
Well if it's that time
They are not here.
But i got plenty of supplies to light them as well.
I understand, Syndra is just Syndra.
Not saying that's a bad thing.
That makes sense.
>I'll burn all your cactus
It's not easy oversleeping by that much. Especially since I wake up after 10 hours and lay there just to drift back for 2 more
>not claimed yet
Claiming then, and all her forms, absolutely love her
>can't be smug
Ey digga alda bleib mal ganz locker ja!
Kein Stress Jungä niemand will hier verletzt werden.
yeah but it is still sometimes(most of the times) just really strange
>can't surive if under 8hr of sleep when working
>at the weekend sleeping 12hr+ is normal for me
>Rumia back with food, out of lurk, commencing... more lurk
Shit, I mean Milinda >_<
Schnauze du elender Bifke. Ich hab Polizei, was hast du?!
That one took me a sec to get, but I dig haha
Goodnight rum friend! Sleep well :)
Fuck I would hate that, like how could you be so disconnected to take pics?
>at the weekend sleeping 12hr+ is normal for me
how the fuck to you live.
Goodnight have cozy restful sleeps.
Is this a stand
5 Finger an jeder Hand?
Ich weiß nicht was du hören willst!
yes yes let me see them all!
No, this is not a stand but still kek.
It's a fanart from Chara from Underfail
Doing anything right now? Also it's a rarity to see you here at night shift.
If they do that, I swear I'll get them back in life or in death. No mercy, until they heartily apologize.
So what's the topic right now? Smug? Legs? Smug legs?
Ein Liebesgeständnis an Syndra will ich hören!
I don't even know how many legs pics I have~
looked like a tarot card lel.
That pic made me chuckle a bit.
thats a great pic
yes smug and legs
and to make me happy go for smuglewdlegs!
Das bringt aber nix das kann ich so oft machen wie ich will
I can tell you its not enough
>no mercy until they heartily apologize
kek, I like that. its ruthless but fair haha
damn... maybe I should have bought neptunia when it was on sale at the weekend :(
It's the way to go. No need to have one option.
I think it that "Action unleashed" will bring you more profit.
It's a spin off so there's no problem about the main plot.
damn these legs I need them for... reasons
Shiragami Youko claimed, and also claiming last picture.
>2x Winning Multiplier Activated