Waifu Claiming thread
>To the beat of Life edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort
>Keep lewd to a bare minimum
>Keep RP and ERP to a bare minimum
>Keep discussions of your waifu/husbando's sexual appeal to a minimum
>Insult other waifu/husbando
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegel's
>Try to refrain from making empty posts. Respond to multiple people at a time.
No one is going to steal your waifu if you don't claim them quick enough.
Most importantly: Have fun!
Linking the person you're trying to talk with seem like a decent practice, no?
>Dubs are banned edition
There is no logic to dreams, they are wholly random.
>Who ever heard of a mobster from the midwest?
What is Chicago, Illinois?
Hell if I know. Again, it really depends on when I find someone willing to sell and someone willing to buy.
Glad I could make ya laugh.
Nah I stopped about that lol.
Kantai collection. She isn't in the anime yet though.
It is time for a sushi rebellion gentlemen
Understand completely. Between the fan, the sounds of cooking and the sounds of customers, I can barely hear the person next to me. And we need that communication to work effectively as a team.
Nice trips by the way.
thats not how rape works
It's not the ability, but the social standard for survival of the fittest. I see I will need to word myself carefully with you.
It doesn't hold true with all. Other, more virtuous pursuits are sought by some like ourselves. Those who see the world and are not blind and deafened by the ever connected society that is our globe.
I agree with not bringing another poor soul into this depressing state of decay. I will adopt if anything.
No one deserves to served life's ever flowing dish of anguish without the absolute loving, moral, experienced and dedicated support of others. It is a grand task that many underestimate under the false pretense of love; Lust disguised.
That would be the perfect cover, for a mobster
>gif is cute
I hate it, the dust and the how the plants generally fight you on coming out of the ground. No thanks, I'd take construction to yardwork any day haha
I mean I'm down for it
>food rebellion with Rumia on the scene
Late night Rikka claim.
Ever worry about something that you cant control?
It aint rape if you want it
Who wants to see what happens when you leave pies in the oven for 6 hours?
>this is my face of shame
heh i like your thinking
consider your trips checked
too bad no one else does
I don't think broken people should bring children into the world at all. Even if they're willing to try and bring the child up to be okay, they'll still end up breaking the poor thing.
>naps and alcohol recommended
True, thats always the bad part with that sorta shit
>but morbid curiousity demands a pic
No the perfect cover for a mobster would be a drunken weeb who manages a chain grocery store.
but it is rape if YOU want it
so, like, don't leave me hangin..
or pay up wit the sushi nigg.
Well I agree on the no logic part. Of course it differs from person to person but I see too much consistency to believe they are wholly random
Thanks, so are you new or have I just not noticed you all this time?
Not at all. If I can control it, why worry? If I can't control it there's no point in worrying.
>trips confirm shame
Thank you so much! Does that mean you wanna play phone Checkers with me?
What is with you guys?! Mirai is already a 10/10 w/o glasses. The glasses add another 10 to that!
What do you mean? You asked me what I thought of Oregon.
Not really... I've learned a few years ago to not let stuff like that bother me.
Something on you mind, Rikka?
With every waking moment. There's nothing yu can do but wonder.
Hello, Nano. Hide your shame. ^_~
Depends on what kind of pie you ruined, you terrible house-waifu.
Nice singles, darlin'.
I would never dream it. I could not bare the responsibility, frustration and anguish of raising a helpless creature. I would rather adopt and show a broken child the love they desperately need. A hug. A smile. Comforting words and encouragement that their failures are a step in the right direction if only they do not give up.
Everything I was denied.
>I'm not interested unless it's booze you're selling.
I'm so used to the 20/10, having to accept that she's still a 10/10 is weird
>Rumia, but I want to post this webm anyways
I've been here. Used to be a Shinoa anon but switched to Iowa. I've also talked to ye.
Huh...though the bottom of that pic was the same as the bottom of the other...huh...
huh guess the glasses do make a difference.
SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME
That would make a pretty funny movie, think someone like Niko from GTA4 but when hes not killing people and doing mob shit hes at home watching animus with a body pillow. And thats all he wants
You need guns? I got guns.
You yourself are making the connection.
I destroy everything I come in contact with. I am a destructive force that cannot be controlled, despite my best efforts.
You've got my attention
Hmmm actually with glasses shes...20/20
All the time.
Lucky trips checked
It's normally worth it all in the end though. I mean, when I bought my 240 a few years ago I had no idea that the KA24 motor that comes stock in the things got swapped out with a JDM SR20DET engine. That alone made it even more worth it.
Jesus christ, that's horrifying.
Good point. I should learn this. But no matter what I do I cant.
I dont like to bring it up but I cant top thinking about it and I just need some sort of input. I lost a friend a couple months ago, and it just got into my brain, the thought of dying and death, like one day I am going to be nothing, and I just dont know how to feel about it. I hate bringing it up because I dont want to be that person who says stuff for you to feel bad. I just need some help every once in a while.
Thats so true. Holy crap. Thats some pretty thought provoking advice Spike.
Oh, why did you switch over to her? Besides being patriotic.
I like the way you put it! Jaja
Construction? Nope, don't want to die...
People disappearing, and fire. I would stay away.... Though I like playing with fire. But still. It's a crazy reason....
Various - pepper steak, chicken and leek and a lamb and mint sausage roll.
This is my shame and it hurts to continue seeing it
Always need more guns
Spider-Man thread? Spider-Man thread.
Maybe you should leave. Your waifu is trash. You're trash, you condescending piece of mean shit.
Exactly right. Just like Spider-Man will rape this thread.
Like my Spider-Man posts?
I'm kinda curious.
Post more Spider-Man, anon.
You shouldn't bring children into this world, you closeted faggot.
I need my dose of alcohol right now.
You want it => not rape anymore.
Neither are you, weaboo trash.
I'm not surprised people claim other shit as waifus. What's next? People marrying their own trash?
More like trash/10.
Switching waifus like you wish you could switch girls.
They look like they were crapped out of your pooper.
You need guns? That's right, you faggot. You can't 1 vs 1 IRL.
What's so funny? Do you even lift?
Fucking 8th grader syndrome you got there, but you're a neckbeard who's much older. Therefore, you're retarded.
Play chess instead.
Trash. That's what she is. Just like you.
You won't see me cumming in yo wife tho.
Glasses are an improvement to a lot of waifu's even though Akiko doesn't need them to be god tier qt
Oh so you were a different Shinoa or are you Shinoa bro from USA?
In the end it's all in our heads
Ovens have timers... use them. Back to the dish pit.
I did once dump a load of just made wild rice that was part of the special because it was set in the dish pit. I caught a lot of shit for it.
Everything else is just fragile or set to a separate vibration. I feel you there, though. Everything that was good I either ruined or had left out of fear for seeing yet another beautiful thing ruined. My past has me incredibly fucked, and it's a daily struggle to recover with everything else that keeps coming.
I fear I will be a mess for some time to come, as I have very little of what I need most.. Sweet, comforting and absolute solitude from humanity.
Meat pies. Even worse! Pecan pie would be equally disgusting.
What in the fuck?
Back at it again with the puns
Thats true, it is worth haha, although some people are just fuckin sketch
Liked her better and so people could tell the difference between us.
I was the one from California. Shinoa bro is the texan
Going to watch some animu or whatev
Catch ya later thread, and remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you!
Sorry to hear about your friend, Rikka.
Thoughts of death are hardly unnatural - we can hardly comprehend what it is to die, which is why humanity has such a rich history of speculation on it.
Don't worry about death - it will come for us all, sadly - but because of that we can live in ignorance of death.
Is there something in particular I can do to help?
>I thought the Tyrant's Eye was yellow?
No timer on these ovens. No combi here, pretty basic.
Worst thing Ive thrown was 4 kilos of uncleaned bugs and 2 kilos of uncleaned softshell crabs. I got a written warning for wasting $200+ of seafood.
QOTT - Whats the worst thing you've done in a kitchen?
I once told my sous chef that Id rather take time to make a plate look nice than serve his shit.
All I did in GTA5 was drink wine and get shot.
Literally just drank wine. And got shot.
"true love is not found within the heart, but within phone Checkers."
How did you not smell the oven burning them?!
>Captcha was pies so I had to reply
I'm convinced a portal to Hell has opened up in Oregon. So I'm going to have a look. It'll be an adventure.
Got plenty. And their all terrible.
Haha, whats so deadly about construction? I grew up working with my dad at jobsites so thats what Im used to. Heavy lifting, all that jazz
Hows it this one?
Holy fuck thats a big wall of text. And you call me a fag
never i just didnt think about it
started a fire in a microwave
Ah okay I can see how that could be confusing. I don't recognize your waifu. I don't watch a lot of anime so I might be missing something stupidly popular
You're not supposed to read other people's (You)s Koko that's like reading someone else's mail.
Your from cali? what part?
Later rogue Yuno! have a good one :)
Why would you do anything else in GTA?
>got plenty. and their all terrible
Lay em on me
I fully intend not to.
Eighth grader syndrome? No, I'm just a mean bitter person that makes people feel bad through constant negativity and put downs. There was a girl who once accused me of crushing her dreams, now she's a prostitute.
For my part, I am trying, I paint when the need overwhelms me, I found a person who loves and tries to understand me despite my many many faults, I have friends who are able to overlook glaring faults in my personality and behavior. I managed all this despite being a complete fuck up.
Was being a prostitute her dream?
No no I just need to say something sometimes or else it gets to me and I cant sleep. I just need to say it. I remember I didnt talk to anyone about it and I began to give myself odd sharp pains in my arms and chest, I thought it was a heart attack but I went to the doctor and said everything I was thinking and as soon as I did that I was okay again.
Thanks for listening to me rant on friend, if you have any other advice about death I am open to listen to it.
>It is yellow but for some reason green in that picture, let me fix that haha
Just gotta know what to look for.
When I was about 12 or 13 I somehow burned a pot of water I was heating up for some ramen. And by that I mean it was literally on fire. To this day I have no idea how it happened.
I'm going to bed, goodnight everyone.
I said it last thread but she's from Kantai Collection.
WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS
She wanted to be an artist. She couldn't take criticism. Now she sells her pussy for canned meat, quite literally.
>You could have prevented this
There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights, and each knight had five squires, all of whom were busily polishing armor, brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had twenty knights, and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only one knight, with his squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal, while the knight polished his own armor. When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in). The battle raged, and when the dust had cleared, the only person left was the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from the other two kingdoms, thus proving that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
Threw away several pounds of prime rib after a catering because I was a nub... the owner was not happy.
I have a handful of others who try to get me to go out with them, but their interests are dull and they are ignorant fools. I haven't found a suitable friend in some years, now. Those who would have been life long were torn away from me through needing to move. I'm saving to get away, but money isn't really a problem. It's those who keep me tied.
Haha, just joking. I was reading Spidey's (You)s to respond to you, after all <3
Those who fail to listen are doomed to repeat their mistakes.
If she couldn't take criticism she was never meant to be an artist. Do you still associate with her? I assume you don't
I came close to dumping the restaurants entire stock of duck fat before. I am so fucking lucky that I asked first, on my first day.
Well, sharing is important, especially if it can help you sort out your own feelings.
Don't hesitate to vent a bit now and then on /waifu/ or one of the Alice threads, though - people here care and want to see you happy and healthy.
The bad sort of venting is the kind that never stops, where you are just attention whoring and ignoring advice. That's not the case with you though, so rest easy~
My interests are rather boring as well. I frequently go to the park to play chess with a friend of mine.
I do not, I was linked to her back pages ad by another friend.
True, and goodnight man, sleep well :)
THAT WAS A QUOTE
THAT WAS A QUOTE
Dastardly! Although I like the dedication haha
Well very great choice! Though Sinoa is adorable too.
Later comrade and take care.
When in doubt, check it out. I'll like a report when you do!
Checked. Heat stroke, falling objects, and people falling. Though that's my assumption. You're a tougher person than I am.
I forgot you don't really sleep. It happens.
A lot of cooks make the mistake of leaving things at the dish pit.. That's gotten me in trouble a few times.
Or pouring water into the fryer after I'd emptied it and not moving the still hot oil bucket below it.
Quiet and boring are my favorite. I love going on the river to cast a line, even if I don't get a single bite. Watch the birds skim the water, listen to them chirp and enjoy the naked beauty.
I dearly miss where I grew up. A quiet little prairie with gorgeous nature preserves and rivers.
... e_e I'm watching you
I'm bored guys, LOL can't connect for shit right now.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, I LOVE IT
Thanks for the shed tear friend, lemme know if you need more
My bed in my garage
Look man I get it that it's shit.
Thank you my man but I do agree she was cute but I've moved on.
Spicy claim, extra hot, with a jalapeño shake on the side
>moving back and forth around the house to hang it outside
>dad stops me
>"Am I doing something wrong with the laundry?"
>"No. You're moving too fast."
Literally the entire reason I've been yelled at. I'm ruining the curtains by moving around the house too quickly.
Thanks, your smile and your advice makes me feel alot better actually. I see what you are saying, and that also helps because I never want to be a burden to anybody, and I like it so much here I would never want to be annoying or anything.
Again thank you so much for talking to me about this! I just need it sometimes. If you ever have troubles please talk to me I can also listen and help you as well.
I miss where I grew up too. Wind swept sands, a sky that promised eternity, the gentle embrace of the mother desert. My little valley on the edge of the world.
Posted it on accident. One of the only times I don't correct my grammar, and I get called out for it. Serves me right, huh? I'll be sure to read each word carefully and correct myself swiftly. Oh w8 gno I wnt ths be imagbrd on disgstd w33b site.
I guess thats always a problem. I learned real quick that hot oil is actually the fastest and easiest way to clean a fryer. Scrub with a clean scourer, strain the oil through a filter constantly and pour the strained oil back through the open fryer, through another strainer.
>Rory doing the image saving dealy
True, I can't stand the heat so I hated that stuff
>people and objects falling
depends on what your working on, my dad stuck to modular homes so the workers were never really high up. But any higher than that I say no way
>me being tough
haha, im a big blob, nothin really tough about me
I bet you are
I wasn't even going sanic fast. Literally, I was only going a brisk pace to the point that the curtains only slightly sway as I move past them, and I'm somehow ruining them.
It's my pleasure, Rikka, and all the more if it helps you out. <3
I might take you up on that offer, some time. I need to tell people I'm gonna do things, sometimes, or else I will probably not do it...
>Motivation levels: critically low
You won't get one.
Don't come back. You're not needed.
> Death coming to us all
Might as well just kys already.
Crack a whole lot of eggs without even getting one right.
No one got you tho.
Nature did a better job at that than I'll ever do.
You're still a fag now. You were born a fag, raised a fag, you're a fag, and you'll die a fag.
Why the fuck are you still here? I swear some lesser-than-subhuman trash is just bound to end on this image board for eternity, because he can't even get out of his mommy's basement to become something in life.
Here's the wannabe big talker, but nothing behind that kind of story. Have you even begun considered that this girl may have wanted to become a prostitute without you influencing her decision? Fucking fallacious faggot you are. Go on, keep trying to make yourself feel grand. Stupid circlejerk threads.
Because you're retarded too. Who leaves the kitchen unattended when baking something? A retard, that's who.
Go fix your life instead.
This is why you don't even belong here.
Then think about it more thoroughly, faggot.
Your mom when you fell asleep while she was fucking you with a strap on. You woke up, and you liked it. Fucking sicko.
Feel better about yourself now? Go keep on the circlejerk thread this is. You can't do better in life, I see.
You've failed to listen to yourself, so what right do you have to say that?
In your mom's ass, pounding it good!
> sharing trash with more trash
Have you tried being an actual cook in real life? To me it sounds like you're just being condescending.
Then kys and deliver.
Moved on? Are you even capable of doing that? How about you move on from this crap and do something better with your life?
LOL is doodoo, at least when I played
haha, where in SoCal? San Diego is pretty nice from where I've been too
>ive moved on
hahaha what the hell? that makes no sense!
your bad judgment almost got me in trouble man, cmaaaannn
i always try to get the finest singles
what really, what
thanks, hf being a spideyfag
Ah, a desert person
I will choose a frozen land over a hot one any day. Sand withers away while ice preserves
Snow purifies, it's preserving and cleanses the air. Born in the north I always loved winter and snowstorms. You ever been caught in a blizzard? Beautiful mix between magnificent and terrifying
>letter in mail one day
>attached image of an enormous hole spanning at least fifty feet across
>image doesn't burn
What? It was supposed to kill y...I mean I'm glad.
im not sure. 1 am nothing to do
You're not who I'm trying to summon shut up
If I were to go anywhere, it would be Colorado inthe mountains. Find some nice flat peak in a clearing, large windows, wrap around deck with streams and woodland all around. Fresh, crisp air and not a soul for miles and miles.
Well, maybe watch you'reself next time!
If I wiasnt dumping it, it was being filtered and re-used. A few times I've forgotten to swap the pots...
Like a hawk.
I was a cook for 7 years from fast food to gourmet. I mooved on because of the stress, mister spidey.
>select all street signs
>thats a fucking plant
I don't know of anybody who wants to be a prostitute. I run with former convicts and recovered drug addicts, and none of them ever wanted to prostitute themselves.
Please do take me up on that offer, I can help you with motivation, I use to be super unmotivated to do anything and one day I met one guy and he changed my life by showing me whatever I want I can do as long as I try to do it. If you do nothing, nothing can happen, so start something
>an enormous hole spanning at least fifty feet across
i normally play Oceania servers, were you playing american servers?
You probably seemed like you were in a rush.
what does KYS mean? Kites you sail? Klingon you steal? learn how to make sense
Sounds like your dad is too slow for you. You should consider removing him
Ayyy thanks spidey, nice roast
Thats what I would have said if I was a pun hating skrub
>not who I'm trying to summon
Then get better at summoning skrub
I moved in such a brisk pace that the curtains slightly swayed in my direction as I walked past them, an apparently that's enough to ruin them.
Seriously, I have the sneaking suspicion dad's a neat freak of sorts.
I have, the last years I lived there we'd have a snow storm every winter. Nothing is more beautiful than snow in the desert.
I'd go back to the Mojave, find a spot in the mountains around my valley and just exist there. I'd probably go to the south eastern portion, where the grasslands started to encroach, where it was always misty in the morning and so quiet.
I live closer to Los Angeles about an hour away.
I already committed the original sin of watching anime so having another isn't too bad
Or my favorite motivational line "When the chips are down, only a few people can really swing the bat"
This video also motivates the hell out of me
Yep it is. Nothing better than a lovely bit of insanity stubbornly invading reality
Most likely yeah haha, whats the difference between the two?
Oh my god you made them sway? why not just spit in your dads face while your at it? pretty much the same thing
LA aint bad, I gotta sister who lives there, and sins are sins man. Watching animu aint as bad as....changing the waifu...ugh
9 is my favorite number. Go for more of those.
Try 75 feet
They're fickle, rarely post and probably hate me.
Fuck, now I'm feeling cramped and anxious. I need sunlight, warmth and a boat. I think I'll kick my ass out of bed tomorrow and go out before work. I need more of nothing.
I always wake several hours before work to just sit and exist.
Captain here, This was a hole they drilled in Russia trying to find gas. They messed up however and the gas escaped, leaking into the atmosphere. The plugged up the hole with dirt but it wasn't enough so they decided to light the whole shit on fire because the burnt gas was better than the original. They miscalculated just how much gas there was however and 20 years later it's still burning
Don't worry about adding me, i often just dabble at random times
I've never encountered cancerous players on Oceania. Where you referring to the players or the game itself, because if you mean players then it's probably just the area (for some reason).
How do you feel about this one?
A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.
You say that like it isn't just gas.
You're welcome comrade.
Jaja We'll get through comrade. When I think construction, I think like big buildings. That's me though.
I'll forever treasure it. It'll be terrifyingly awesome!
Im either a genius or a madman. Im making muffins at work tomorrow morning, and the flavour is going to me maple and bacon.
Long story short, my arm is in searing pain from exploding maple syrup, but it will be worth it.
I've never much had the chance for the past few years, but I'm now on my own with the privacy to do so. It's been difficult, but I've been waking up earlier to expand on a routine. Keep myself from becoming a lump again. I've been searching for more soul calming music to enhance it. I love being active and doing simple things. It beats being a sloth as I have for most my life.
I'm going take my mind somewhere else. I will bake the next thread, but you're on your own after that.
I know it has a scientific explanation and all, but it's the kind of phenomenon that is very out of place, that makes people stop and stare and think of otherworldly things.
And as Megumin (rip) would remind us, explosions
I hear Hell has good whiskey too. I've always wanted to try it.
Your last name sounds like a fancy drink. Welcome back.
Sorry, who are you?
Don't worry, I've had a toaster blow up in my face. Same thing.
Profess your love spike
Haha I was just poking fun but yeah the players mainly, a bit more hardcore then I'd like
I like it, but i feel like the emphasis lies more in the "beat" part then the "hard" part for some reason
>like it isn't just gas
Oh yeah I can see that haha, nah my dads stuff was closer to the ground which I prefer. I don't like hights
guess whose back...back again