New Zealand/NZ thread.
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New Zealand/NZ thread.
>>682581395
I'm feeling extra horny where's some good sheep brothels in Auckland ?
Why are IDs even gone?
Who wants to come for a drive?
hamilton reporting in
>>682583083
Where are we going?
>>682583900
Opotiki
Far north reporting in, who wants to be my friend?
>>682583709
Me too
>>682584049
Keen, but it's a twenty hour drive for me
>>682583709
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>>682584394
>yet another chch fag
Hey I'm from California
I wanna move to new Zealand
is the police corruption really bad over there?
>>682584701
>I wanna move to new Zealand
fuck off I'm sick of you fucking americans in NZ
What did everyone have for tea?
>>682584764
Yeah I wanna here
Aporo Road Ruby Bay, Tasman Nelson,Nelson, New Zealand
Is this good spot ?
Anon's
>>682585198
Hey is Aporo Road Ruby Bay, Tasman Nelson,Nelson, New Zealand
Is a good place to live
>>682584701
You don't wanna move there , their shit at sports and they enjoy the company of sheep way too much and The evil dude from Lord of the rings lives there.
>>682585424
>south island
okay you can move there and kill some local with your shitty driving if you want, cunt
>>682584764
better than chinks
Dunners reporting, bruh
Yep
>>682584585
>chch
Keep going...
>>682585931
>invercargill
>can't even spell it lol
>>682581395
I'm from NZ but i think these threads are fucking shit. More boring and repetitive than trap threads just fuck off already
>>682585580
in other words you're saying that the North Island is better than the South Island??
car accident? Pic
>>682585541
Kek
where's the best spot to move then
I want a house with a view of the ocean
Tauranga checking in! Who's keen to hang? Cones?
Can any of you help a fellow who has just moved to south auckland tell me where to buy weed from, will empty my pepe folder if someone delivers
What the fuck is happening in Hamilton. A business closes like every day now. Are we fucked? Auckland any betterc?
>>682586471
Watch this maybe it as to do something with it
Oh and New Zealand is a part of it too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lW480u9WfBk
>>682586030
Tim Shadbolt is the hero this nation needs
dunedin here
fuck freshers annoy me
>>682586281
To be honest I'd actually move to NZ it'd suit my life style. I live a shithole nanny state we call Australia and as a car person it's not a good place.
We have no good roads and all the people here are retarded and brain washed by the T.V I get branded a criminal for driving down the street at the speed limit in my lane doing nothing wrong.
I keep my fun to the backroads/hills and the tracks for the serious stuff but I get constantly hasseld over nothing because I drive a sports car and get thrown in the same basket as all the retard p platers that rev the crap out of there car everywhere they go and drive into houses.
NZ from what I hear is like Aus 30 years ago when fun was legal here. I could move to Tasmania but they have 2 heads and way too much incest to handle.
I don't even want to hear about that shithole invercargill.
Verdon College -_-
>>682586853
NZ is great if you don't like money
>>682586853
I have a spare room in my house, if you want to move to new zealand you can flat with me in Northland, but its a shithole up here, up2u
>>682586967
Love this meme
>>682586853
plus you won't lose the rugby every four years
>>682586967
I have heard it's tough over there for money that's a fair point.
>>682586392
Yeah, keen as.
>>682586393
Op here, probs will shout cones too
>>682582858
Drury
>>682586853
Well I'm tired of America
way too much corruption over here
You cant drink from your house because it's fucken poison with led
Thats Why I wanna move to new Zealand
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pdYHscVe_0U
It's fucken amazing
>doing my tax return
>Based on the information you've provided you have tax to pay of $12.99.
fuck you IRD you cunts
Anyone have pics of Anna slotnick?
>>682587051
One day when I get the means to I'm leaving this shithole. It's getting stupid , seriously everything is regulated and over policed to the point where you can't do anything and the worst part is people here are so stupid they actually believe that our crazy laws are for safety.Not even joking soon we'll all have to wear high vis just to walk down the street and we'll cop a $500 fine if we don't wear it. That may sound far fetched but I wouldn't be surprised if that happens one day.
I think ideally I'd move to Finland , nice quiet place and people that understand fun plus rally cars n shit.
Countdown sells the best afgan cookies look in their bakery section
>>682584270
Kerikeri here
Can I live with you ill grow dope for free
>>682587572
Are you trying to claim back income tax?
If so just don't complete the online process and then they wont chase you. You only complete the process if they owe you money. Last year my tax refund was negative $160. I just never completed the final step in the online process and they never fucking said a thing.
>>682581395
>Christchurch
Any south aucklanders in the manukau/wiri wanna have cones
Dunedin here
anyone know where i could get some pure ecstasy? Like good proper shit no rat poison. Also wondering about a price? cheers
(totally not a cop ;) )
>>682587794
not the current Anon that you're talking to
You stay away from Europe far as possible
those Russians are going to invade Europe one day
by the way World War 3 might start there anyway
>>682587508
It looks like a nice place , I kekd at the Hobbit home part hahaha.
>>682587839
I work in Waipapa, we should have lunch some time. I drive pic related, you might have seen me cruising around
>>682587898
its only $13, I'll just pay it. I might have done something wrong when doing the summary
>>682588219
What's pure ecstasy? You mean MDMA?
>>682588243
Yeah that's true and also those sand niggers are taking over the most of Europe atm they are getting overrun completely.
>>682588325
yeah sure
Dunners reporting.
It's still warm as fuck outside. I want snow.
>>682585683
Hey, mate. Yep...
>>682588219
Evening, officer. Chur for leaving me alone these days, much obliged.
Can't help with your investigation, but best of luck.
>>682588219
Yo man dunedin here, how much you looking at paying?
>>682588287
Just ignore it bro. See if they even do anything. The IRD has a policy of not chasing small debts. Anything less than something like 300 bucks they just write off, they know it's not worth their time. It's winz who will chase you for a fucking dollar fifty.
>>682588652
I know about that one. They threatened debt collection for $1.46 a few months ago lol
>>682588272
Yea it was pretty funny
Anyways
I just want to know a few things about New Zealand
is the police corruption is really bad over there
Like the U.S
they just killed a man for exposing the police that's how bad it is over here
>>682588530
>I want snow
Yes, yes, yes
What's happening, man?
>>682588876
pigs are okay. Theres this one cunt in Kerikeri we call Robo-cop cause shes a fucking robot
God squad are the real cunts, think they are fucking gods, the truck cops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UX8KASASU
Know any dealers in Kaiapoi?
R I T A N O N
>>682589160
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Christchurch
>>682588530
fuck off with ya snow, this weathers beautiful. Or do windy and rainy as fuck mornings appeal?
>>682588538
don't know, am yet to do any real research but quick asking around friends has turned up nil for someone to buy off.
What kind of prices could i expect?
Dunedin.
>>682588439
Oh yeah I forgot about Invasion KEK
what was Merkel thinking
in my opinion I think she's a traitor to the country
>>682586772
kek
>>682589049
Skip to 4:10
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JjB6QefqlJs
>>682589342
I don't know what's going on but the whole world is going insane atm and we also have these stupid people called SJW's that are helping turn everything into a police state.
>>682589010
Nothing's happening, nothing's really planned either. Dead quiet in my world at the minute.
What's happening with you?
>>682589214
E V E N I N G L A D
>>682589271
Fuck off with ya negativity, oi. Wind, no. Rain, yes. Cold, yes. Snow, yes.
>>682589325
Howdy.
>>682589758
hmm im guessing you arnt living in a shitty flat with no heating or insulation ae?
>hamilton
I hate this city somebody please kill me
>>682589342
I'm not going anywhere near the EU now.
>>682589909
hows the climidia going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_F9HUTYnl0
>>682590103
Hey IDbro how's it been?
>>682589653
Shits crazy man
Ww3 is about start
The new world order is kicking in
the whole world is going into a riot right now
I need to get the fuck out of here lol
>>682589758
How are you today man?
>>682590244
>everyone who posts kpop is idbro
>>682581395
I'm an Amerifat and I want to move to New Zealand.
Can anyone tell me what its like there?
>>682590244
Im not fucking Idbro you fucking cunt let me post muh chink videos in peace........
>>682589973
Fuck the E.U
just stay in new zealand Anon
>>682590401
We have 2 pandas.. Cost us 38 million.
come see
>>682590401
quiet and nice but peaceful and simple
don't expect much
>>682590539
You're gonna have to do better than that. I live 30 minutes away from Henry Doorly
>>682589758
Dead quiet good or bad?
Just assessment work, really, little by little
>>682589875
I'm guessing you recently moved here from the tropics or something, eh?
C'mon, mate. Fuckin' cop a swannie and put some socks on under your jandals like the locals, you'll be right.
>>682590303
Aww, yeah, nah, y'know. You?
>>682590539
AND WHAT A BLOODY OUTRAGE IT IS
>>682590507
I'm not even NZ I'm from Aus it's not as fucked as the EU but it's fast heading that way. Also cigarettes are $30 a pack and soon to be $40 for a 20 pack that's not even a joke they're passing legislation for that within a year or so. I hate this Country.
>>682586865
we know thats you tala
>>682590888
Hahaha good answer! Quite the same here man. Same old boring day.
>>682591168
But do you know where all the Dunedin nudes are?
>>682590888
Check em, matey
>>682591262
>>682591044
And we will be all the better for it. The Australian healthcare system is burdened by the needs of smokers, therefore either decreasing it or making more taxation off it is better, and this does both
>>682591044
I think your countries in this agreement to I'm not sure though
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jEW3DYDJi2E
>>682590873
Probably on the fence?
Back onto it, eh? How's your stuff from over the break going?
>>682591247
Word, you know how it is.
anyone selling weed in welly/hutt? can drive
>>682590888
nope, spent my childhood in england, teens in runners, and am now studying at otago. you have no idea how fucking cold this flat gets
>>682592219
Any plans for tomorrow?
>>682592623
Sauce ?
>>682592483
Sounds like me, but without the studying. I clearly don't then, fair cop.
I'm assuming the landlord isn't much fussed about insulating the place properly?
>>682592623
Nah, be the same again, most likely. You?
>>682592784
Aleksandra Soldatova.
>>682592850
Yeah same here. I don't have enough money to do things hahahaha.
What's the best all girls highschool in Wellington /b/? Why.
>>682592991
why you want to know
I miss the old gang ;-;
>>682592858
Russian Of course
>>682593129
Their dead or what ?
>autistic virgins trying to hook up with your girl
>>682593191
Russians <3
>>682593298
Only one.
>>682593399
Gotta Love Russian women
>>682593473
Story and
>Green txt
>>682584701
No, and we don't have fucking psychos with guns walking around either. Get in for a shock, townie.
>>682593129
Damn that picture be old.
>>682584701
Yes very. Stay out.
While youre at it do us a favour and vote for dolan trump so we can get ww3 underway
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/79633579/tv3s-story-accidentally-shows-closeup-of-genitalia
Where's the video ?
>>682593853
> Get in for a shock, townie.
please explain
>>682593129
cringe as fuck, holy shit hahahah
>>682593709
I'm with you on that!
>>682594028
Will do sir
>>682594083
NZ is a world away from the US in culture and attitude. We have almost none of your pet peeves about snobby workplaces, bad service at walmart-type places, fast food that's actually somwhat okay, and if you leave the city and fuck off into the countryside it's like none other
>>682594118
Why cringe?
>>682594480
No one cares. Stop posting pictures of yourself you ugly cunt.
I'm the captain now
>>682584270
Whangarei here chur
All done for the day?
>>682596194
Guess so. G'night, kiwis.
>>682585532
Yes
>>682585424
Really, aporo rd???
>>682588187
the fuck is that popurri lookin shit nigga get the fuck out of here
Napier fag reporting in
Nudes?
Oi cunts, know any dealers in the hawkes bay area?
>>682598696
Whoa want to post the original?
>>682598929
That is the original. It's from snapchat. I'm hoping she posts a video one day soon as you can download those without the emojis over the top.
>>682598911
yeah, where you
>>682599007
anyone been to a brothel in wellington or anywhere? what was it like/how much
>>682586853
NZ's just as much of a nanny state
little australia
the sheepfuckers
>>682599239
>>682599360
>>682599461
>>682592341
second this
>>682599526
>>682599666
Anyone enjoying these?
>>682599742
Yeah
>>682588219
I highly suggest that you do some research on how to use 3rd party operating systems and go onto the web and go to whatever the new equivalent of Silk Road is. Buy MDMA of nz producers (there are some trust me). You'll never get caught and you will 10/10 times get good stuff
>>682599863
Sweet. Thread seems slow tonight.
>>682599249
anyone?
>>682600131
>>682600413
>>682600468
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>682600605
>>682600413
Kek, know her
Facebook stalking, nice
>>682601063
I have a vid of one of her friends naked she sent through snapchat. Dunno who it is but you probably know her.
>>682601400
brown dick reporting from auckland,
anybody want me to cock ur girls
>>682601400
You gon' upload it if something?
>>682581395
>>682601883
Maybe. I'd have to upload it somewhere other than here so I probably wanna trade for it if you got anything.
>>682601964
this is all of /b/
If you don't like these threads you obv belong elsewhere
>>682602214
>>682602420
Any chch kids here still? Thinking of going to Karaoke night.
>>682602214
Which fashion week was this?
>>682603119
No clue mate. Got it off red11models tumblr
>>682592172
what the fuck did she spill on herself?
>>682603281
No worries, might have seen her getting changed in front of me, when another girl was getting her makeup done. Lol I'll look for video in my folders but think that's from a year I don't have.
>>682603001
Always here
>>682603556
Dude if you can find it or any other welly nudes that'd be dope. I have plenty to trade for them if you wanna e mail
>>682587071
Nah that's a load of bullshit. I got laid off in CQ mines couple years back. Moved to NZ, working on the rebuild if Christchurch, doing bretty gud for coin bra.
NZ is a top place. Its just a pity that many kiwis are weird as fuck freaks. But don't let that stop you from sussing the place out.
>>682588876
You keep going on about police corruption. Can confirm. NZ cops are nothing NOTHING like cops from any state in the US.
Our coppers are pretty cool. Can banter with them, let people off with warnings all the time.
>>682603756
Nah can't I'd either get in trouble or friends would. Only like 4-8 people with the video and they would point at me the second 4ch was mentioned. But thanks for reminder to check the WB.
>>682603595
Likely heading to bar on ric road that has a karaoke night to watch degenerates and wonder why.
>>682604185
E-mail bro I'll keep it to myself. I keep plenty of private shit to myself.
>>682604185
I have a 2 gig folder of welly nudes. Plenty to share that I never post here.
>>682604304
Can't do! Consider it a lie like everything else here! I want to in many ways trust me and I think I know someone that knows you but maybe face to face one day.
>>682604410
>>682604252
You mean the Craic, you going alone?
>>682604501
We most likely don't know each other. I have no reason to share a lot of shit here so I can save it to trade, but there's plenty of shit I don't share with anyone. Come on dude you're bound to know some of the girls I have.
>>682604501
Email me at
[email protected] and I'll reply with my real email. Can give you a list of all the girls I have.
>>682604724
I have no interest in that carry on. I'd be more interested in letting info free. Maybe once sold.
Here's to you Aussies, thanks for the rampant shitposting
>>682604889
letting info free? What?
>>682604544
nice dubs yeah thinking of heading about now. Thinking of wearing a yellow T but dunno.
>>682604544
Not that guy but the Craics a good spot. Shit I'm thinking I'll GI to Theo's for some fish and chips tomorrow night.
I live in Redwood, moving to Riccarton soon hopefully. So much more to do down there. Also I like all the Korean qts.
>>682604724
Just post it here.
Met a NZ chick years ago in a plane to SF. Her visa was expiring and suggested we hook up so that she could stay. I said no since I was in a relationship. Years later I saw her picture in an entertainment magazine.
>>682604993
People have a bunch of shit tied up in IP that never sees the light of day. Like hours of half naked women at fashion shows.
>>682588287
lul I do your IT...
>>682605091
Oh. Well whatever you have I'm willing to trade for man. I know you want to see some of the girls you know nude.
>>682605064
Kiwi /b/ here, I've met porn stars, singers, bank heads, artisits, billionaires and normies on planes. We're talkers we met people!
>>682605004
Yeah you'd probably want to go down pretty soon before it's too late
>>682605023
The Craic's okay, never been a huge fan but it's not too bad
>>682588876
Police corruption here is things like asking girls for blowjobs to get off tickets, and misappropriating public money for stupid political campaigns.
They have shot a few people unlawfully and gotten away with it, but they don't stalk the streets gunning down darkskins on the regular.
>>682605316
Yeah will head soon I think. cyas /b/
>>682605213
Is that more than a 5 minute mail?
>>682605420
email should be up until I close the tab.
>>682605520
cbf gtg. you'll be here in a year once different peoples IP
>>682605596
Stop being such a goddamn cocktease cunt just sent me an email and we'll get this going
>>682605520
[email protected]
email that I'll save your real mail and look at what I have. Likely all boring. But I'm looking for someone longterm.
get fucked cunt
Auckfag reportin'
Anyone live up on the coast?
>>682605316
Haha my locals the Redwood Tavern. I'll take the Craic any day. Starting to do town more, liking Engineers on these warm nights. Looking forward to the Terrace bars opening.
