Useless super powers #2
You can breathe under water, however the water must be boiling.
You secrete a pheromone that makes you irresistible to men.
You are able to walk on water, but only while wearing crocs
You are able to change your gender, but only while you're inside public bathrooms
dude thatd be fucking beast still. think about it. mark your trajectory, close eyes, make your eye, open for a brief moment to get your barrings while falling, then close to get to destination.
How powerfully can you fling hamsters?
That could be some dangerous/hilarious shit.
You could call yourself The Hamster Cannon, have a bag full of hamsters.
Make them orbit you and launch them at deadly velocities.
Your anus can stretch to any width, and can accomodate items of any length, like a bag of holding. But if you make a video of it, you will never have any friends and your family will disown you.
Fairly odd parents.
Used to watch it with my nephew.
the ability to know if no game no life is still make light novels or if they finished. And if you told someone like me for example, and post your mailing address, I would mail you a free blowjob
>Hey God what is the meaning of life?
>Oh hey Anon, can't talk right now.
>I am making more people.
>Shit, gotta go I think they are burning.
>You said you want less niggers right?
>You are able to change your gender, but only while you're inside public bathrooms
>implying I don't already do that
Thank you pro-LGBT laws. Now I can be a "woman" whenever I want.
You can roll quads every time, but only in ylyl threads.
Ha, you could make videos of your epic cum loads to earn money to donate for a cure for cancer. You get the world's biggest orgasm, and the christian nut does some good by being a temporary fag.
You can choose whether or not your next ejaculation will yield strong sperm, so you never need a condom but you can still have kids if you so desire, but it comes out of your ears instead of your cock.
Not useless tho.
Even if your penis is in your pants it's touching cloth, so fling clothes off of people for lols.
Put a rock in your pants = instant earth bender.
You could also instantly take your pants off without touching them.
Male pregnancy fetish anyone?
the whole point was that it wasn't specified that you needed a partner for insemination, or what state the grown humans would be in when they emerged. I got that it was a period reference.
The ability to swap transparency,
>air is clear, wall blocks vision
>wall is now clear but air blocks your vision
>you can only see through something if your eye is pressed directly up against that object
> can see in pitch black
> eyes gouged out during rough pegging session
Yeah. You eat other people's shit and crap out burgers, noodles, steak. Good in a food shortage, at least for the oher survivors. You sacrifice yourself for the good of others.
If that means that my kids have something to eat in a desperate situation, why not? Furthermore, you said I'll crap out food, so it would not *be* shit; i.e. no smell or taste of shit. Pretty useful power, imo.
>gonna have to learn how to enjoy literally eating my children's shit though, so fuck me sideways