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>>682569966
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>682569966
IT TOOK SO LONG BUT I FOUND IT IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF
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>>682578321
im proud of you op
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Requesting smarty abuse
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>>682578321
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>>682578709
YOU DON'T KNOW ME MAN FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>682578321
if you're gonna do this stop posting those shitty egor alexev gifs and post the "red" story, the one that looks pixelated.
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>>682578879
HERETIC
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>>682578829
What the desu did you just fucking desu about Suiseiseki, you little desu? Suiseiseki will have you know that Suiseiseki graduated top of Suiseiseki's desu in the Navy Desus, and Suiseiseki has been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and Suiseiseki has over 300 confirmed desus. Suiseiseki is trained in desu warfare and Suiseiseki is the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to Suiseiseki but just another desu. Suiseiseki will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark Suiseiseki's fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to Suiseiseki over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak Suiseiseki is contacting her secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. Suiseiseki can be desu, desu, and Suiseiseki can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just Suiseiseki's bare desu. Not only is Suiseiseki extensively trained in unarmed desu, but ISuiseiseki has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and Suiseiseki will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. Suiseiseki will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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This thread is autism.
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>>682578321
Abuse-Sir here, you just had to ask! :{)
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From previous thread

>>682576377
>You decide to aid her this time
>You've cooled off
>You tell her you can only sustain her and one foal
>You ask her to promise to eat her unwanted babehs
>No replies, she takes her hooves instinctively to her belly
>You insist on a reply
>"babbehs no nummies...babbehs fow huggies an...an wub..."
>You band the table, the fluffy starts to bawl
>You tell her its either that or starving
>She keeps bawling but nods in agreement
>Fine, time to feed it
>You cook actual spaghetti this time
>Meatballs and everything
>The thing starts drooling pretty fucking bad
>The growling noises grew larger and larger
>You feed her one plate, she babbles about how many bright times and dark times she spent without anything in her stomach
>You feign interest and eat your pasta
>The next morning you find a bit of a mess all over the kitchen
>She had all her foals while trying to crawl to the corner she sleept in while returning from the litterbox
>She's happily grazing around 5 foals
>They all make those newborn squeels like chirping or cooing
>"Wook daddah, babbehs" she babbles exhausted, she had a rough night
>But, aren't, we forgetting something?
>You remind her of your pact
>She looks troubled but says nothing, she pretends she couldn't hear
>You insist
>She starts to pout and eventually breaks into a deep slow sobbing
>"pwease nu make fwuffy mek bad ffings..."
>She grabs the foals even closer to her

wat do
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNM1J5eCqjg
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>>682579410
She gets one or none at all! She eats them or you take them all and starve her.
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>>682579410
make her pick her best baby and keep that one ( more fun for later ) now she must eat the rest, feet first and slowly.
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>>682579410
Take 4 and blend them. Then flush the remains down the toilet
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>>682579617
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>>682578988
So much weeb cancer in one post...
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>>682579298
>imblying abuse-sir isn't in a middleschool class room drawing his shitty fluffies with crayons in his notebook, tears streaming down his cheeks.
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>>682579017
Why not let the only smart one live? Evolve the species to the point of not being shitrats.
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>>682579952
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>>682579995
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>>682578680
I gochu /b/ro
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>>682580059
huehuehuehue
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>>682580059
Kek
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>>682580059
fuckin lol
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lol you guys are weird
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>>682578321
I'm proud of you too.
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>>682579963
>implying you aren't a butthurt faggot. Don't hate, appreciate nigga
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>>682578988
You have a DESUTISM fucking faggot
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>>682580871
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get this gaaay shit outta here
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Some OC. I'm taking requests as well, although I probably wont be able to post them tonight.
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>>682580034
Men really you got problems
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>>682579651
>You decide to help her trough the process
>You pick her foals away from her, she can barely keep up with seeing which foal you're taking
>The little fluffies start to shriek and trash their tiny fragile bodies
>You tell her to pick her best baby, that one will be saved, the rest will have to be eaten
>she starts sobbing, just sobbing and looking at you and then the foals
>You pressure her, telling her she needs to stop crying or you would hurt them
>"huuu huuuu no, huuu....aww gud babbehs"
>she didn't even have time to get to know her foals, which one was the best?
>They all snuggled perfectly around her, they all had milk and cooed with her
>The foals start to chirp in all directions, they know they are away from their mother and their looking for her
>You pressure the fluffy, if she can't pick a best one, you will kill them all
>"NUUUU, nuu! nuu huwt fwuffy am teww bes fwuffy!"
>She looks at all of them, they look confused, they have no idea what's going to happen to them
>Suddenly, one of the stands on its hind legs and dances for like two seconds straight before falling on its back and chirping in dismay
>Thats baby catches her attention
>"Dat! Dancie babbeh am best babbeh!" she explains
>Cool, you put the rest of the fluffies on the food disposer
>You turn on the grinder
>They get procesed pretty quickly
>the mare can't even get to cry something before they're gone
>She sobs about them later
>She does gets her one baby
>After a while the utter sadness turns into a pityful consolation.
>she smirks hurt but lucky she get to keep her last best baby
>She puts it on her tits and the foals starts sucking.
>You fry her an egg and give it to her
>Ugh, wasn't it a bit crud? You decide to take it back after serving it, however as soon as you put it down the fluffy waddler toward the plate and devours it.
>"Mmmm bestes nummie daddeh! Mmmmm"
>She was overplaying it
>Work
>When you return, you see tiny shitmarks on the floor
>"wook, babbeh wawwkies!"

wat do
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>>682581057
>Men really you got problems
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>>682580986
God those damned shitrats are very stupids.
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>>682580912
Clearly slavs
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>>682581450
May I request you target waifu claiming it trap threads after this? Pure cancer.
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>>682581240
OH BOY time for punishment! If she can't teach her baby how to be a good baby, it's getting the ol' forever sleep.
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This is one of the only hugbox pieces I enjoy.
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>>682581636
I'm on the job.
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>>682579298
Proof is required.

Fluffy getting attacked and eaten by Goliath bird-eating spider.
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>>682578879
I agree. It's not that it's bad content, just fucking reposted all the time
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>>682581240
Put both in the sink so they dont shit everywhere. Tell them if they make a mess the last babbeh will be exterminated.
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>>682581009

what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>682581953
And what proof would you require? Some new OC perhaps?
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>>682578321
Dude keep your jack-off material to yourself you sociopath
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>>682582197
lol and those fags in previous threads saying this isn't related to mlp.
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>>682579017

Taufan was fucking cancer in the booru, glad that little shit bailed.
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>>682582494
>implying we aren't all cancer
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>>682582141
>Come on and ram
>And welcome to the jam.
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>>682578321
I thought this was a dover boy meme and I was ready to love it. But here we are. CONFOUND THIS MEME
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>>682582724
Already working in the waifu one. Trap is at limit.
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>>682579952
boy if thats not the pot calling the kettle black
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>>682581272
thats a cool gif
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>>682582604

Yeah but he was like brain cancer while we're stage 1 melanoma.

Also here's some work I was making to taunt some retard who wanted to make a "mascot" fluffy for himself.
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lolwut, my image got swapped.
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>>682582414
Yes.
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>>682583333
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>>682583410
You call it I will draw it.
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>>682583465

lol is this you taufan?
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>>682583480
draw dickbutt!
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>>682583570
No, this is patrick
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>>682578321
I'd like to see a Fluffy / Spiderman crossover genre.
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>>682581665
>>682582113
>the fluffy keeps babbling about its day, but notices you're not happy
>"wat wong daddeh?"
>You make her notice her foals waste
>"wah? but da no fwuffy, da just widwe babbe"
>You tell her she needs to teach them, because they are being bad fluffies
>She know what that means, she was born knowing what that meant, it was in her code
>"babbeh bad fwuffy?" she cowers in fear
>you nod
>"an wah happen to bad fwuffies daddeh?"
>She starts to cry in mid sentence
>You'll show her
>You go down to pick her up, she tries to scram but being to dumb she gets grabbed before cordinating his legs to flee.
>She gets picked along her foal, who starts to peep in distress
>You put them in the since, and start flooding it with water
>"daddeh wawa bad fow fwuffy"
>She tells you this like you're supposed to know this
>You start filling it even more, her foal is having a hard time stay a floar
>"pwease, nu bad fwuffy no mow, pwease wet out"
This is what she tries to say, but with her bawling and weeping all you could hear is a blurred and snorty gasp for air
>her foal is going under, she picks it up in a hug keep it alive for longer
>She starts to panic, she looks in all directions trying to flee or do something, anything
>You explain her the next time, she should teach her foal to crap in the litterbox
>You put of them outside the water.
>The foal coughs and gags violently, expelling all the water it took.
>"mummah teww babbeh wew wittabawks"
>after the incident, you feed them
>They keep apologizing by the incident
>By night time, they sleep together.
>Three weeks go by, the fluffy is more selfsuffcient
>It ALWAYS wants your attention, more than the mother
>"wook, wook babbeh nyu dancie"
>it was something it picked on the TV
>"wook wook babbeh kno mow wowdies!"
>One day you serve them both the regular kibble
>The foal puts up an act
>"yukkies, dat poopie nummies, babbeh wan sketties!"
>The baby of course was kidding, but the mother looks at it in horror

wat do
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>>682583669

yup, autism confirmed. taufan99 detected
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>>682582065
It would be better if the treadmill was powering the buzzsaw for delicious irony.
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>>682583480
Like I said: Fluffy getting webbed and eaten by a spider.

Goliath or wandering spider, either one.
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>>682582472

It's related only by the fact it started as a mockery of that little girl's show
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>>682583773
Wait. And see if the mother scolds the foal. If not shout at it and take the food away.
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>>682583902
I'M NOT TAUFAN AND BESIDES, THERE'S NO REASON TO HATE TAUFAN ANYWAYS, SO WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF GOD YOU MADE ME SO MAD. I'M GOING TO DRAW YOU AS A FLUFFY, WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE
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>>682583773
Fuck. Dancing. Babies. This has to end. ungrateful fuck.
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>>682584011
Look for it in the next few days
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>>682584141
Here or Booru?
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how close are our scientists? when will i be able to buy one?
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>>682581009
A small herd of fluffies hate a white and pink one because she is "dadah's favowit"

She gets special treatment because she is his sex toy.

Include him using her as a cock-sleeve

DO IT!
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>>682584516
If we get fluffies before catgirls, I'll be pissed.
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>>682584337
Here, I'm banned from the booru of course. Not that you'd notice with all my shit getting reposted there as of late...
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>>682584573
I'm drunk and dumb, what do you want from me?
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>>682584698

What'd you do to get banned, anyway? I've shitposted there for years and the fags - I mean, mods, don't do anything.
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>>682584698
I'll keep an eye out.
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>>682581009
Dank
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>>682581009
Crotchboobs with piercings stuck in a sewer grate.
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>>682582254
>implying my post is worse than everything else being posted ;)
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>>682584616
sadly fluffies are more useful as model organisms for science and less likely to cause a giant fucking sentient being rights bullshit movement.

but seriously, as a biotech man, I'd do a great many dark and ethically questionable things to create 4'6" tall slender curvy pet cat girls
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>>682579120
dat nictitating membrane
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>>682585339

How close ARE we to fluffies, anyway? I could use a companion.
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>>682585425
pretty far.
we're talking about a critter that's been cobbled together with various chunks of DNA, from totally different sources, if not a completely built from scratch being.
Hell we don't even have the human genome totally nailed down for exactly what does what. We've got the whole thing sequenced out. but that's like saying we've got the collected works of shakespear written in some forgotten language.
We know words and phrases, but no the whole meaning, let alone the puns and hidden undertones

So we're a LONG way off unless we come through with some crazy, possible morally fucked, break throughs
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>>682585425
I'd recommend getting a dog but you'd probably torture it to death.
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>>682585339
Anyanyamous? What does "emancipation" mean?
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To the RP guy : start a new thread faggot
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>>682585425
>>682584516
this for clearly non-abusive purposes
what say you scientists?
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>>682586225
Fluffies are born to suffer, intentions be damned.

When the first fluffy is born, so too will be a million abusers.
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Raphael shits outside the litterbox. Which level of abuser are you?
>"It's OK! We all have accidents, but I am a little disappointed in your sweetie."
>"I'm sorry Raphael, but with my ever increasingly worse lupus, I just can't clean up after your accidents anymore."
>"Raphael, when you poop outside the box, you make your mummah sick. You are the reason she is dying."
>"Bad fluffies make bad poopies. Now it is time for the sorry box."
>"You are only allowed to shit in the morning and at night. I will not plug you up. You will learn to do this yourself."
>"Whatever, I don't have time for this. I'll just shove a tampon in your ass before I go to work."
>"Yes doctor, I'd like to give my fluffy a colostomy bag."
>"No doctor, I don't want him anesthetized. He needs to know why this is happening."
>"If you shit on the floor, you EAT THE SHIT or I kill one of your foals!"
>"I set you on fire two days ago with my special slow-burn napalm and you are still shitting... impressive."
>"From now on I use your useless 'poopie pwace' for my fucking ashtray you fuckin' shit rat!"
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>>682580059
kek
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>>682584570
on it
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>>682586152
pretty god damn much.
but we could actually make the argument that that the old slave owners did
"It's for their own good. They wouldn do well on their own"

Oh fuck me, can you imagine how pissed the feminists would be at the idea of living companion/sex toys? The have problems with guys having sex robots
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>>682586456
between sorry box, and beating it's ass in if it doesn't get the message
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>>682586555
>the trips confirm anon is on it.
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>>682586456
Lv 3. Psych. Torture
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>>682586598
Because they know they can't compete. Throw loyalty, genuine affection, and obedience into the mix, and every man would sell his soul for one. It'd be Chobits up in this bitch.
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>>682586456
Glue inside of sphincter shut. As he shits, he'll start to prolapse. Make him drag it around behind him till is intestines are completely out.
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>>682586899
It would be damn interesting to watch the fireworks
I can only hope I live to see it or make it happen myself.
Oddly my preferred specialty is on artificially constructed tissues. Making a cat girl would actually be easier than a fluffy because the base line is human enough.
Downside is that you're going full scifi and having to build it bone by bone, muscle fiber by muscle fiber
Upside is totally custom bods would probably be part of the package

only issue is the brain. we're still working on that rather huge hiccup.
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>>682579858
Anakin?
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>>682587901
whats the hiccup with the brain?
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>>682587901
Hi, Milo.
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>>682588375
Making it
we have a pretty solid understanding of the structures and functions of the tissues, but even then it's annoyingly general. so building one from scratch, let alone one that would have implanted instincts, personalities, or other things is beyond what we understand at the moment. But once we do it shouldn't be outside the realm of possibility to have more or less "blank brains" with default settings
3D printing on a cellular level is fucking wild
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>>682588930
not him but nice to know I'm not the only crazy fuck who think this would be a pretty solid choice for a life's work
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>>682589841
fascinating. can we print organs to sell then fund this fluffy research? money makes shit happen :D
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Link to booru?
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>>682591418
type fluffy pony into google
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