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A /b/ro needs our help.

>went out with some yoda-looking bitch for 2 years
>found out she was stealing from him
>ended all relations with yoda
>fast forward 3 months
>gets spontaneous text from her bitching that the necklace she got wasn't expensive enough
>he calls her out for being a gold digger
>she ends up giving his number away, now her "friends" are spam calling him.

Could we return the favor to this skank? her number is 5039198517. Willing to dump her nudes.
pic-related, context in comments.
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Text she sent earlier today...
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>>682571721
And another one
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>>682571770
his reply
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>>682571607
Not your personal army
Also bump for interest
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Fucking cunt, jesus christ.
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Bump.so that you get a personal militia
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>>682571607
What the fuck is wrong with her face?
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Incoming dump
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her snapchat is sabrinahua
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>>682573112
i think its the chin but i don't know
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>>682573135
Dump yoda
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>>682571607
>tfw I went to school with yoda.
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>>682573440
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>>682573514
Jesus Christ, she has old lady feet
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>>682573514>>682573440

Your buddy a footfag or something?
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>>682573514
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>>682573739
yeah, her feet a pretty fucking gross though so idk whats up
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You definitely dated one of the Bogdanov brothers, it explained why he lied to you
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>>682573786
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>>682573998
Dude your friend needs to get his feet taste reformed. Wtf is at the bottom of her toe? Did she fuck up with the lightsaber?
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>>682573998
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>>682573998
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>>682574294
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her feet are fucking rancid dear god
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Op, dude, the more you post those disgusting pics of the beastie the less I want to help your 'friend' out. You got proof her friends actually harassed anyone?
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>>682573440
>>682573514
>>682573786
>>682573998
>>682574294
>>682574564
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does she have cancer
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Any actual nudes or what?
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>>682574897
>>682574564
Nudes = actually being helped
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>>682571607
>>682573440
>>682573514
>>682573786
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>>682574564
MOOOOOODDDSSSS
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i think you'd get more help if you promised not to post nudes if you got it
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>>682574897
And believe me when I say there's much more than her fucked up feet.
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>>682575045
Have you been helped yet
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>>682575045
Just what the fuck is this bitch made of?
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What's the consensus? Do we release the kraken?
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>>682575713
That's seriously the first time I've seen something like that happen with an ass... Your buddy must look like a vulture if this was his taste.
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>>682575823
Do it for lols
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>>682575823
Oh lord do not unleash that jungle
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>>682575823
Do it faggot
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ITS PARTY TIME
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>>682574611
I find that Asian girls usually have a nice feet success rate of 37%. Compared to other races which sit at around 60-75%
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>>682576146
Why the fuck is her clit swollen as shit?
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No. I won't help you. Asians are thieves by nature. Didn't you know? They are raised to be money hungry. If they can't earn it themselves, they'll steal it because having money is part of their culture. Could i be wrong? Sure. In fact, maybe i am, But I do know this. Asians have tendencies to steal.
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should I upload this video?
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>>682571607
>2 years

Lol she didn't steal from you. Bullshit story. You're just an ugly, heartbroken faggot that got dumped.
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>>682576146
Your buddy is a fucking retard.
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boobs, let's see if that makes up for the pussy with the nasty pimple
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>>682576146
What the fuck is that? It looks like clown lips with a lip wart.
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>>682571814
At least he wasn't a cunt about it
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>>682576509
Look at this faggot. He's actually getting off to it. He's beating it to the herpes feet and chili pussy lips
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>>682576392
go for it
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moar p00n
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This is all very bad. The entire situation. The girl, the guy who dated an ugly, disgusting Asian. The fact that she's taunting him. I dodn't ask for any of this OP. i didn't ask for this....
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>>682573578
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>>682576850
idiot spotted.
how could you possibly be enjoying this when you're one new window page away from quality, porn you can find at any moment that you want? this makes me question your entire life.
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>>682576146
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>>682577021
fuck you, this shit's the pumba of pussy
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>>682576899
Oh god no. Please OP... take what you want.. TAKE IT! just please stop... I didn't ask for this. This was not what i wanted from 4 chan. It's worse than the gore threads.
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did someone say moar feet?
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>>682576666
Nobody checked my quads
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>>682573112
im just gonna go out on a limb and say just about everything
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>>682577118
you hit the nail on the head, man. It is the warthog of pussies. You could stare at any pussy you want, like, slim white, or tan olive, nigger black, or even some decent skinny white pussy, but you're getting off on warthog pussy. Why, friend?
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>>682577118
for my friend here
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>>682577529
The ride must end OP
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there's apple pie pussy. chocolate s'more puss. cinnamon pumpkin pie puss. Graham cracker puss. why warthog? WHY??? YOU FUCKING, ANSWER ME ANON. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOURSELF?
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>>682577634
we've only just begun
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>>682577737
it's like a nice and sloppy sandwich
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>>682577529
I can already smell the heavy musk and cheese scent. Disgusting
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>>682577782
That's more foul that the constipated shit I'm currently taking
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>>682577529
I can't take it anymore. I'm out. if this was a "get grossed out, you lose" thread, i lost as soon as op began punishing us with sexually explicit images of his cow.
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>>682577529

Looks like a post op tranny vagoo
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>>682577782
WHY ARE YOU SHOWING US MORE OF YOUR DISEASE RIDDEN RUBBER BLOB
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my EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Putting her number on omegle
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>>682575194
Kek
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OP, you must make a compilation of this evil with this song playing. this is sadistic, OP. this is sadistic. The left side of my face has gone numb. I'm losing vision in my right eye as well. shit... i think i feel a seizure coming on. please stop, op.
https://youtu.be/8JgEptmz_eE
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how can I upload a bj vid for you guys? where would be the best place?
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>>682578362
x v i d e o s
call it ugly yoda bitch
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>>682576666
Sorry Lord of darkness, we were distracted by the horror of op's pics.
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>>682578362
Mega, Dropbox, or Xvideos
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But srsly wtf is that nasty ass pimple on her pussy
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pussy looks like a shitlord
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>>682577529
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>>682573786
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Fucking disgusting holy tits
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>>682578516
>>682578634
going to try xvideos.
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>>682578878
Threw up a little in my mouth at the pussy spread
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Cannot...unsee...
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>>682571607
so fucking easy
Just send her nudes to every number that spam calls you
send her nudes to mutual fb friends
print out a screenshot of her texts & nudes and give them to people who know her irl
this isnt difficult. Stop being such a fucking beta
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Op tell ur buddy to get a better taste in women please no one shoild have to suffer like this
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I've seen a lot of things on 4chan. I've seen a kid being shot point blank in the face. I've seen corpses being fucked. I've been through numerous gore threads, and endured shitty OPs before. But honestly, I can say, unequivocally, THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING HORRIFIC SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN OP, OH JESUS, FUCKING STOP. ACTUAL YODA NUDES WOULD LOOK BETTER AT THIS POINT
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>>682577529
This is worse than the ISIS beheading videos, for real tell her to wash her vagina this is not healthy.
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Uploading the blowjob and anal video. Any interest?
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>>682579103
this guy knows. If this is real, you can very very easily ruin her life. You kinda fucked up by putting her number out in public. All very hypothetical supposing this is real
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Something tells me she's fucked a lot of knives to have such scrambled egg insides.
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>>682576899
>>682577529
>>682577782
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>>682579543
Those videos are like people first timr watchvig gore videos you soemhow cant look away at the nasty shit in front of you
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>>682571607
upload the vidya op
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>>682579103
I'd send her screenshots from some of these replies to her nudes too they're fucking hilarious. She can take him to court if he lives in CA or some other states if he gets too malicious with sending out nudes I'm pretty sure there's some fukin anti cyber bully law.
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>>682579543
plz n thank you
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>>682579543
Hurry the fuck up I need to go to bed.
I want to see the bitch get dominated and degraded. Ugly animal that she is. GEEZZZ
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The rekt threads aren't this terrifying
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>>682579851
Gore threads dont compare to this ....this beast..,
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>>682579832
You're sick for wanting this
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>>682580009
if you dont masturbate to her then youre doing her a favor
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>>682580009
Prob a sado-masochist
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sweet puss bruh
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Has anyone even bothered to humiliate this hambeast?
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Lol I have no idea I'm waiting for screen shot texts
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Will drop the links for the vids once her voice mail reaches full. They're already uploaded to xvideos.
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We need a pic of your bud. He must be unnaturally ugly to even think she was a suitable main option. I'm guessing he was a weaboo who went for any Asian he could,the bastard.
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>>682580509
whats the tag
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>>682579801
If he lives in one of the substandard beta states then it's still not hard to get her nudes out without "being the one who did it"
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>>682576146
Cringe worthy
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Dude wtf? That some nasty looking puss
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>>682580509
post link before abandon bread
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>>682577782
Why havent i left this thread yet...it can't be unseen
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>>682580599
Here's the original pic of them
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>>682571770
slut cant spell the brand even with auto correct, roast that shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>682571814
S L A I N
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>>682581512
I'm not surpised this chink was leeching off of a spic
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>>682576345
i'll steal your heart ;^)
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>>682581512
if that is OP then he's really attractive.
Just needs to stop being such a beta fuck and he could be blessed with non-yoda like bitches
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A video does not take so long to upload, cmon...
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>>682582005
I'm dropping both links once her voicemail reaches full.
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>>682582177
dubs

but still a op youre a faggot
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>>682582177
>for what purpose
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ur bro looks like a fuckin ape. surprised his mum didn't swallow him
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>>682582177
Release one, and the best keep it before full voice mail
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I think her pussy just turned me gay
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>>682582401
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>>682576146
Oh good god
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>>682581994
Are you fucking kidding? Whats the gay version of a white knight cause that's you right now.
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>>682583252
AT LEAST HE GETS PUSSY U FUCKING MONGREL
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>>682577529
>>682577782
I physically cringed
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>>682583409
But its nasty ass pastrami pussy
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I'd rather not get any pussy at all if I it meant I have to deal with that roast beef sandwich
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>>682576392
yes
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I don't think I could fuck this bitch even if I tried. Yoda's not really my type.
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idk man she look tan but the pixs are of a white person. conspiracy????
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Deliver op you cuck
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>>682584123
That pussy rustled my jimmies so hard you dont even know man
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>>682584359
yes i fucking know thats why i made the image
dont say id ont know
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>>682584165
she's pale as fuck/moar of them. still waiting on that full voicemail.
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>>682584448
this was before she packed on like 50 pounds lmao
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the nudes are of a white person with a florescent light...
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>>682584586
Look you Mexican chupacabra hunter. Send ONE video, and that voicemail is getting filled unlike her puse
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Rip thread
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he's trying to bargain with us over a torture video like what the fuck OP you fag go suck your friends dick you bitter asshole
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I mean it is your fault that you dated this person, you're calling them ugly, but weren't you the person that actually dated this person? Posting these pictures of her doesn't make you a better or bigger person. Have a goodnight.
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wheres this video at?
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this is such a fucking savage lmao.
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>>682585388
Nice dubs mate
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>>682585230
Who said I dated her?
Maybe you should actually try paying attention to a thread rather than commenting and sounding like one of those soccer moms on a town blog.
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5033273319 she has a backup number lmao fill that shit up too !!!
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abandon thread
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>>682585504
thanks, man.
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Cmon op release one you fuckstard
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Quit being a faggot op and show your cow gf gagging on your tinkle dick
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>>682585578
you said the video would be uploaded if we filled up one we aren't your personal army OP you fag
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op is such a faggot. being so butt hurt and salted by this shit lmao what a fucking kid
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>>682585739
That wasn't me.
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>>682585578

OP is a faggot
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>>682576666
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>>682573112
She's a Yoda.
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>>682585888
Nice trips
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>>682583409
Raise your fucking standards have some god damn self respect instead of sticking your dick into anything that moves you goob. Seriously, this is how you get AIDS lmao
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lmao hands are different those shit are man hands
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>>682584448
so this wasn't you then? you aren't very smart OP
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Like wtf is this guy
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>>682585524
bundle of sticks
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lets make this a spider man thread
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op has no life. op is a faggot
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>>682571607
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>>682586811
I was just thinking it was about time too
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>>682576146
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>>682571814
Should have wrote "maybe I am, but you are a thief" instead.
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>>682587101
I'm glad you agree
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aight bois last one this is the guy
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>>682586811
>>682587375
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>>682586811
no spidy no pls
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>>682587391
fuck off spiderman
>op is love
>op is life
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>>682575713
This caption made me laugh so hard I hurt. Gotta love you guys sometimes
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>>682587634
>>682587509
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>>682588069
learn how to crop faggot
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>>682571607
1. Acquire a machete
2. Acquire a hilarious mask
3. Make plans to meet the whore
4. Come there wearing nothing but the mask
5. Chop chop chop
6.???
7. Profit
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>>682577782
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op a faggot
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>>682571607

Name is LIN YUNYAN
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op a faggot cause he still crying.
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i bet OP current girl is way fucking uglier. lmao he dating and fucking something way way worse lmao OP you're disgusting
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>>682589080
your a fagot because you took the bait
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>>682571607
Bitch looks like my Dark Souls create a character
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>>682589199
Summer pls
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>>682589468
made me chuckle
thanks anon
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op has no life
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i mean the fact that op made this post, its proof that hes still upset
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