my friend is the new m3me of the /b/
the n3w king of the /b/
OP here, my thoughts exactly. Will post progress.
do not upset our new king of th3 /b/
Fine. Bonus for you, from a different girl.
You're definitely going to get laid OP.
Play your cards right and don't ruin it for yourself.
>Go get laid
>Make /b/ proud
ill help, send our lord to the lady
sounds like you guys need to follow our new deity of the /B/
Sorry, pic didn't upload. Here.
>7/10 would harpoon
Our lord is not pleased with your fascination of niggers sucking a dick
Our lord blessed OP with a small deck so it won't be a tight fit
OP you've got to be playing. If you're a real neckbeard then you'd better drop this girl a pic of your dick so she thinks she knows you dont have herpes and then bang her
you dont have herpes do you
I will post nudes if I get them /b/ros. The v card shall begone!
OP is suddenly smooth as fuck
Jesus children. Like... The amount of tween angst and faggotry never ceases to amaze me. I wish I could meet every single one of you cock jockeys so I could express my gratitude and my disgust. Also, so I could make fun of you endlessly.
>tips le fedora
why did you redditfag it up holy fuck nobody told you to say all that gay shit OP she will probably be like what the fuck kind of neckbeard faggot says this shit
if she's really dumb it'll sound as smooth to her as it did in your head, but probably not, because you're a faggot
no we have a problem with OP being a faggot and taking a winrar and corrupting it with his 17-y/o reddit-talk. le diplomacy
he's talking to a chick, he's good to use emojis faggot
>virgin also clearly
>> What's your snap? How about a trade?
Wow, how fucking stimulating
sure what op did was cringey, and asking like you suggest is straight to the point but holy fuck thats boring as shit for girls you know, asking them straight questions back to back?
>inspect the packages
>so to speak
>for diplomatic reasons
>by any chance
OP, do you think you are on television right now? You are not on television. Talk like a person you fucking niggerfaggot
I know, but that's because women are dumb, it will likely have no impact, I just hate to see OP being a fag
this, also check em, making this a self-fulfilling prophecy... it is so ordered that dubs reveal the truth, and if you disagree with dubs then you are simply in denial
Am I upsetting you with my word choices? Why do you let words sway your emotions?
I think OP and I use/d that form of writing as a guarantee that we can't come across as horrible. Not quite fedora, not quite retard, but the sweet in between.
You're right though, after the first conversation I haven't ever talked like that again.
You're not hearing me. I know what was being aimed at, it's a good place to aim. And it wasn't poorly pulled off to the point that this bitch would notice, because if you've heard normal dudes talk to women they sound way stupider. But still, aim high, we can try to leave a lasting fuckin impression on OP, make OP a god damn man instead of encouraging his teenage jittery misspeech
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Even if dubs get, I'm not gonna risk my chances. Sorry /b/ro.
>OP is faggot
>but OP is getting laid
Rolling for this to NOT be winrar
I wanna see if OP gets the goods
Makes sense. Although, OP is probably gone and is gonna sink his ship on his own.
\Alright That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin...
Why do people like you find the whole 911 attacks something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible event like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This issue is very serious, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit jokes about it. Sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an image board with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people to be an asshole about situations like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world e go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you really find funny about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about the attacks. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
I'd go on about how fucked up you are, but I'll restrain myself right now.
im gonna stop with my nonsense. i really like you valerie. i really do. youre one of the most beautiful woman ive ever seen my whole life....
for being a faggot
OP is no longer honoring gets. he needs to listen to us and he will get laid. OP, if your dick is longer than 6 inches you must show her it and then tell her that you've never fucked a girl. it will redeem you, it will get you laid. if you have a tiny dick then this is not the plan to go forward with
OP you better come thru with updates on the convo. Don't tell her you're a virgin, if you disappoint, you disappoint. Also, if your dick is short, skip nudes and go straight to the meetup.
Hey guys, true OP here. Ima declare this thread kill for now. I'll open a new one and share nudes when I get them, but that may not be until tomorrow night. Thanks for the help. Also all you butthurt people can go cry somewhere else. Thanks all!
Also for reference, here's the dick pic I'm sending to her.
send her this with the caption
"this could be us"
Post her response to the cringey n00d request.
Did you poop today? I did. Wasn't a very good one though. Only a 5.4 on the poop scale I use for my poop diary.
I like to record things.
Do you like my little pony?
>when OP doesn't get the file name
you clearly don't use tinder much, girls already know what your end game is, it's just annoying when you fuck around like a complete autist. Gotta be confident in what you're asking for, it's much more attractive.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, havent forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Dont you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just bcus you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
When did OP have a chance? Girls say shit like that all the time. She's talking like that average female.
If that sounded like she'd show her "junk" then long live your virginity, anon.
>is heaven still around
are you really that fucking stupid
why pretend to have been around 6 years ago on 4chan when if you clearly dont remember sage post u havent been here for more than a few months stop trying so fucking hard