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Found this cat outside my door. Trips decides what I do with it

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Found this cat outside my door. Trips decides what I do with it
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>>682570709
Let him lick peanut butter of your dick
Post with time stamp
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>>682570709
give him a little hat
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Fucken cat brought a friend........
Sorry I took the photos wrong angle
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>>682570709
Start foster home for cats
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>>682571422
Rolling this
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>>682571422
Roll
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>>682570709
Space program!!!!!
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Such a cute little kitty, be gentle with it now
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>>682570709
Mutilate
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give it some ham, then smack it with your cock
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Leave it be.
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>>682571422
rolling for this
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OP here. Little bastard keeps meowing really loud.
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>>682571805
Give it meat then give it meat
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>>682571422
rolling
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Adopt the fucking cat and don't treat him shitty ever. Thanks
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>>682571306
Feed one cat to the other.
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>>682571422
this right here also that anon who suggested hats
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>>682572002
give him a glass of milk
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Give it food then kys
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You in Grants Pass op?
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>>682572251
too bad this isn't a dubs thread, because we'd he done by now.

Also, give him some food
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>>682570709
adopt the cat
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Record yourself telling the cat it's a cunt
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>>682570709
kill it with hands
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Adopt the fuck
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Tempted to stomp the fucker........
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Take a dump on it.
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Set camera to record
Grab cats face
Make it face sideways from you
Slowly lick the cat's face, holding it still, with an expressionless look in your eyes
Post video
Never have people question your insanity again
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>>682570709
Your name start with a D?
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>>682572542
Reroll
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>>682572002
He's probably hungry, or in pain. THE POOR KITTY, DAMN IT OP GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO EAT/DRINK.
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>>682572613
No
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>>682572542
Rolling again
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Take him in, feed him, give him water, love him.
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>>682570709
Call it a nigger.
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BASTET GUIDE MY TRIPS (?)
adopt it, give it a cute name like couch goblin or snugglehobbit
innoculate it for free
feed it for cheap
have a 10 year friend that just wants love
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kick it as hard as you can
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>>682572515
You're a piece of shit, you should give it food and a warm bed while giving it lots of love and cuddles.
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lick it's asshole.
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>>682571422
roll
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>>682572850
roll
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>>682570709
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Teach it to fight, to treat a woman right, to have courage, and most of all, to be a man
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that cat is now your master.
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>>682570709
just throw some coldo water on them
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>>682572002
feed him you idiot just put a little plate with milk
and pet him
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>>682572833
i must re roll, for justice and that
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>>682572955
Drink bleach, fucking edgelord.
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Cook him a steak
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care for it and love it
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>>682572850
rerollin
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>>682571422
roll for this
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>>682570709
adopt him, love him and take care of him forever
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>>682571422
againroll
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Be it's bodyguard, protecting it from harm.
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>>682571422
again
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>>682570709
love him
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>>682571422
one more time roll
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>>682573146
Roll
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cut it with a knife and post pictures with a timestamp
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Feed it and leave it alone,
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>>682573055
ferals are lactose intolerant, the internet is different than life, please dont kill a kitty for a lulz that lasts one night
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>>682573075
I roll for that.
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bake at 400F for 5 minutes.
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i'm not sure but how about being a nice gentlecat ?
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>>682573290
roll for this
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Kick it!
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>>682573336
rolling for this
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>>682571422
Also rolling for this
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Find it a friend, a good place to live, and let it live a happy, free life.
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>>682573229
roll
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Call him kitler. Feed him.
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>>682573229
again
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>>682571422
This
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>>682573336
It's a cat, not a fucking Jew.
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>>682570709

Beta fish fight club.

Run 5 rounds testing the strongest of betas and then take the strongest fighter that survives the trials and perform cat vs. ultimate beta and post results.
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Let it in and make a homie for life
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>>682573229
one more time
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Turn him into a forced meme.
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>>682573290
RE ROLL
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piss on it then kick it
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send t ospace
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>>682573229
roll
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Kill it
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>>682573290
one more time
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feed it so it trusts you, then record yourself throwing hot water on it
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cut the tail off!
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>>682573553
fuck, 2 off
rerolling
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>>682573290
re roll again
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skin it
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>>682573336
Roll
You fucking pussies
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>>682573583
reroll
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>>682573588
Go back to playing Minecraft and fighting your "inner darkness", edgelord faggot.
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>>682570872
this tbh
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>>682573506
Reroll
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Piss on it
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>>682573553
roll
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>>682573663
Do you even know what a Jew IS?
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>>682573667
almost

microwave it
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>>682571422
roll this
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>>682573290
roll
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Teach it to attack Jews and only Jews.
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>>682572833
roll
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>>682570709
sharpie in pooper
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Put sharpie in its pooper.
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set it on fire
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>>682571609
OP plz
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>>682573820
roll
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east it
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take a shit/piss on it.
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>>682573811
Reroll
Name Adolf Kitler
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OP here. Just to let you all know, I fucken hate cats.
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Sell it to a family of Chinese people
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>>682573891
Rollin
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>>682573887
lol close again

starting to think they're disabled

microwave it
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>>682571422
this
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hit it with a hammer as hard as you can
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>>682573833
roll
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>>682573506
roll
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make it go away
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>>682573891
Rolling again
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>>682573887
damn it, this.
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>>682570709
Take it in and give a loving home. Also, give it some milk.
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feed it and eat its shit
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>>682571422
sure
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>>682570709
>Trips decides what I do with it

And you will call it george
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>>682573903
Good so chop off it's tail
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>>682573964
this
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jizz on it, take photo as proof
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Put its face in a slice of bread and make it say Oh Long Johnson
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>>682573891
Rolly polly
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Drown it!
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Pee on it.
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>>682573891
Still rolling
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>>682573887
Rolln
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>>682573104
>>682573677

lol
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remove tail
fry
give to neighbor
document adventure
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>>682574075
Roll
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>>682570709
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>>682573891
Roll
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Learn to love cats.
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Nothing
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>>682571422
rolling for this oone ttoppkek
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>>682570709
take him back outside, then go kys for even considering hurting an animal who has done nothing to you.
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love it, feed it, take good care of it. make it feel safe and happy all the time.
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Go back inside and stop being an assburger sped.
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stab it with a knife
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>>682574043
This
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>>682574075
Roll again
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Ignore it.
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>>682571422
roll
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>>682573891
Reeeeeroll
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Love him op..i had to give my little buddy up and abandon him...love him for me op..
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>>682574043

Rolling for this
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Feed it some milk & pet the fucker also small hat wouldn't hurt
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Go on an adventure to take back Jerusalem with him as your nobke steed.
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>>682573963
Roll
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>>682574190

roll
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>>682573891
Rrrroooollllllllllllllll
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Space program
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>>682574188
rollingg again
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Leave the cat alone.
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>>682572013
roll
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>>682573887
last roll for this.
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>>682574320
roll
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>>682574306
Roll
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>>682573887
>12 y old little bitch detected.

What's the matter faggot? Mommy and daddy didn't wanna buy you the new cod? Piece of shit.
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cook it and eat it
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>>682574275
For you lazaar, i love you buddy! Rooolll
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>>682572299
rollll
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Leave it alone
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>>682573891
Llor
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>>682574190
Did you forget you're on /b/????? Fucken faggot
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OP is a massive fag with serious issues.
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>>682571422
rolling
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>>682574306
reroll
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>>682574275
Trips dammit!
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>>682572833
roll
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>>682574293
Rôlling
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OP here
Next dubs gets if it is negative torwards the cat (trips takes to long)
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>>682574275
Lazaaaarrrrrr
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>>682574314
Rolling for dis
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>>682573891
This
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>>682574370
this
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Sharpie in pooper.
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so feed him and make it go away. shooo
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>>682574499
chekt
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>>682574401
yeah but not everyone on here is an edgelord faggot. did you forget not everyone in th eworl is a complete shit like you????? Fucken faggot
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>>682574521
roll
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>>682574401
Did you?
/b loves cats dumbass
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>>682574447
WINRAR
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launch into space
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>>682573891
Rolling to get 999
FÃœHRER, show you believe in this.
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Friend it. Keep the fucker. Feed it. Until it dies.
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>>682574479
drop kick.
post webm.
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Eat it.
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>>682574381
Take him, put him in your garbage can, leave for 2 weeks.

>inb4 no garbage can

Fuck the cat, Mr Plinkett style.
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>>682574653
rollio
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Milk or ur cock
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>>682574479
man just kill yourself already who hurt you
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Love the cat forever
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Put Your dick in its ass!
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>>682574707
rooolliinnnininin
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>>682573891
Rickrolling
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>>682574678
Suck a cock webcam
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Rape
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Shave him, glue his fur to your face with super glue
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>>682570709
How bout if dubs I fucking break your face and light you on fire for bein a faggot you fucking neckbeard. Do you literally have so little in your life that you take pictures of stray cats and post on /b? I believe it's time to kys, make it as painful as possible. Maybe then you can feel something other than the crushing disappointment and disgust you probably feel every second. Time to end it all my friend, seriously.
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>>682574707
rollol
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>>682574700
Roll
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>>682573891
SIEG HEIL
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>>682574275
Last
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>>682571422
Kek roll for life changing trips
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Throw it at your neighbour
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leave the cat alone and kill yourself, or just pet the cat you fucking waste of air and resources.
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>>682574863
rol
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Flip it off and post pic
Then hiss at it
If it doesn't leave after that ignore
Or feed. Not milk tho u dumb cunts
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>>682574686
Reroll
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>>682574888
god damn it. fuck off.
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>>682574888
WINRARRR
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>>682574856
Why r u on this thread u sad little man
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>>682574888
WINRAR
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>>682574856
>mfw no dubs :/
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>>682574888
We did it
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>>682574888
Gg
Live a good life, ANON
You fucking deserve it
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>>682574888
Trips nigga
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>>682574640
Doesn't count, trips is only last 3 digits
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>>682574888
faggot
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Roll
Piss on it
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Buy him a name tag with the name Mein Fhurer and a phone number of a sex hotline.
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>>682574888
Trips wasted on weird pussy cringe request
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>>682574962
So I can bait little niggers like you. Want another faggot?
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>>682574888
oh, it could've have been space program......
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YES OP LOVE HIM FOR MY LITTLE KITTY BUDDY LAZAAR I HOPE YOU FOUND A GOOD HOME BUDDY I LOVE YOU
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>>682574888
Well, another shit thread
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Just beat off instead
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Rolling for lick cats b hole
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for fuck sake when did 4chan become a shithole full of cat fuckers?
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>>682574888
hooray now i dont believe this faggot is capable of love so how about you take it to a shelter where it will know love one day. also kys
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>>682574888
the gods of RNG have spoken
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DO SOMETHING ALREADY
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>>682575099
I'll take all the dick u can give me
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>>682575166
Well, another shit head.
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>>682574888
OP HERE. NICE TRIPS BUT IM GOING FOR SPACE PROGRAM. I HAVE THE THINGS I NEED TO SEND THIS SPACE COWBOY. STAND BY FOR PICTURES.
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>>682575099
This man has no penis
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Feed it and make it your own
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>>682575205
*Furfags
You're the only fucker here, though.
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>>682575282
yes
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>>682574888
>tfw
the universe give something good back
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>>682575282
fuck off
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>>682575282
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>>682575282
OH GOD
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
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>>682575282
Hey whatever you want bro im good with space program too!! Post pics tho.
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>>682575282
Better be legit space or you're the biggest faggot I've ever known of.
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>>682572515
Do it
But record it
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i got a baller cat offa campus, they were eliminating the ferals in fall as winter came, and my buddy found a kitty in the rose bushes outside of the maths/engineering buildings
he was left behind because he couldnt walk yet and was blind
now hes a fat hyper aggressive guard dog
he loves to play fetch and loves balls of string and yarn my gf throws away, i never had a pet of my own let alone a rescue (or cat) but i love my lil shit, sure hes a cunt, but hes just like me, cats are like that, also he naps in my lap as i darksouls
mr toki wartooth has sat in my lap from demons to dark souls 3
we found him outside, hes getting old, but i used to hate cats till i was left with this cat, now i dread losing him
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>>682575441
that's not OP you cucklord
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>>682575282
Live stream it faggot
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MAKE /b/ PROUD
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>>682574888
OP HAS NEW FRIEND
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what the fuck is space program
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>>682570709
Keep him as a pet.
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>>682575099
U my good sir are a pussy
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>>682575499
You sound like a rad dude anon
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>>682575360
>>682574958
>>682575060
>>682575093
>>682575166
ITT useless 13 year olds
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>>682575641

New
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>>682575741

UPVOTE XDDDDD
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>>682574043
rolling for this
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>>682575741
>13
They seem younger to me.
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>>682575641
see
>>682575587
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>>682573903
There's literally no reason to. Dogs are the pieces of shit. They can never be 100% house trained, they kill infants and small children, they eat their own shit, their needy as all fuck, and they're incredibly stupid. Dogs are vermin. Cats just look cute and do nothing more and nothing less.
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>>682575769
sorry if i havent been on this site for fuckin 5+ years
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>>682575888
Too fucking late now, Lord Helix. Too fucking late.
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>>682575888
>888
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>>682575906
thanks anon
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>>682570709
>tickle tum
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Eat it
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>>682575935
This. Dogs are fucking nasty.
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>>682576005
Spce Prorgram!!!!
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>>682575975
Would've been useful for my anti-Semitic request.
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>>682574401
God, are you 12? Your shit old meme doesn't make you look better either.
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>>682573903
then why bother with it you piece of fucking filth
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Asks for trips, trips says not to kill it.
"DID YOU SAY KILL !?!?!"
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4chan loves cat beaters
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Where the fuck is op
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>>682576543
Right? I knew it was almost summer, but fuck.
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>>682576543
Op is an autistic piece of shit sadky
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Will op make a new thread upon the arrival of supplies to space cat?
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>>682574888
for great justice
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OP here. Im just going to the shops to by those small butane cans for fuel. Be back soon
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What's the point of asking trips if you're going to be a massive fucking faggot anyway?
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>>682576996
MAKE A NEW THREAD AND ATTACHED IT TO THIS ONE OP THIS WILL REACH LIMITS BY THE TIME YOU GET BACK
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bullshit faggot
trips won
are you a liar as a human, or a failure?
choose,we wish to judge
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Hey guys, the real OP here, I've decided to name him chester
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OP needs to express his inner rage and hatred on the cat - hiding begin the guise of /b's instruction because he's a MASSIVE PUSSY

then when told to do something that won't help the faggot rage he gone against it to try make a mark on this place.

You will be forgotten, scared OP
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>>682575499
im this faggot, please dont do it all wrong just for some attention
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>>682570709
>Chester the space pussy
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if op needs to take his rage out
ill let him kill me instead
i prefer a gun, if he doesnt have one i have several
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At least the cat you found wasnt lazaar, dont kill it op! If you do the universe always equals out energy. Good and bad will eventually even out for you.
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>>682577668
Or ya know, he could just kill himself and save someone else the trouble of doing it them self.
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