Found this cat outside my door. Trips decides what I do with it
Let him lick peanut butter of your dick
Post with time stamp
Fucken cat brought a friend........
Sorry I took the photos wrong angle
Set camera to record
Grab cats face
Make it face sideways from you
Slowly lick the cat's face, holding it still, with an expressionless look in your eyes
Never have people question your insanity again
Beta fish fight club.
Run 5 rounds testing the strongest of betas and then take the strongest fighter that survives the trials and perform cat vs. ultimate beta and post results.
Did you forget you're on /b/????? Fucken faggot
How bout if dubs I fucking break your face and light you on fire for bein a faggot you fucking neckbeard. Do you literally have so little in your life that you take pictures of stray cats and post on /b? I believe it's time to kys, make it as painful as possible. Maybe then you can feel something other than the crushing disappointment and disgust you probably feel every second. Time to end it all my friend, seriously.
YES OP LOVE HIM FOR MY LITTLE KITTY BUDDY LAZAAR I HOPE YOU FOUND A GOOD HOME BUDDY I LOVE YOU
i got a baller cat offa campus, they were eliminating the ferals in fall as winter came, and my buddy found a kitty in the rose bushes outside of the maths/engineering buildings
he was left behind because he couldnt walk yet and was blind
now hes a fat hyper aggressive guard dog
he loves to play fetch and loves balls of string and yarn my gf throws away, i never had a pet of my own let alone a rescue (or cat) but i love my lil shit, sure hes a cunt, but hes just like me, cats are like that, also he naps in my lap as i darksouls
mr toki wartooth has sat in my lap from demons to dark souls 3
we found him outside, hes getting old, but i used to hate cats till i was left with this cat, now i dread losing him
There's literally no reason to. Dogs are the pieces of shit. They can never be 100% house trained, they kill infants and small children, they eat their own shit, their needy as all fuck, and they're incredibly stupid. Dogs are vermin. Cats just look cute and do nothing more and nothing less.
OP needs to express his inner rage and hatred on the cat - hiding begin the guise of /b's instruction because he's a MASSIVE PUSSY
then when told to do something that won't help the faggot rage he gone against it to try make a mark on this place.
You will be forgotten, scared OP