Waifu Claiming Thread
>claim your 2d waifu/husbando
>post pics of said waifu/husbando
>discuss things with others
>keep loodness to a minimum
>keep erp and rp to a minimum
>most importantly: fap seven times a day
>everyone forgets the Bismarck and the Tirpitz being amazing battleships tsken out in unfortunate ways
>They were so misused it wasn't funny
waifu isn't that talkative today it seems
Best Ass waifu claimed!
Im doin great thanks for asking love<3
Hope you slept well
>That is if you even slept kek
Hmmm im sure you know what im talking about!
>Fap seven times a day.
It has been done.
What. It's loud in waifu right now... Also hi Hotaru
That might be some confabulation - your mind is shaping the vague memory of the dream to match the present, which in turn makes your dream prophetic
No but the R. Ford has railgun technology
To launch planes
Like a true nigguh
I'm going to go now.
Hey buddy, why don't you slow down and keep it to a maximum of 2.
Heyo! What's up buddy.
Just for you buddy. I swear if this is papi.
Fuck those premonitions sound spooky, the closest thing I had to the "I am the monster thing" was when this guy made me watch him rape my little brother (i don't even have a little brother) then I killed him, put his body in the bathtub, and then punched him for what felt like hours until his body was a liquid enough to go down the drain. I woke up with like a "what the fuck" feeling
It's definitely not bad, but the stuff I have is bottom shelf for sure lol
Nice, which one is your favorite?
I can somewhat swim, but I can't do distances. I can do maybe 50 meters before sinking like a brick. I do excel at diving however. On one breath I can go 7 meters down and back up no problem.
> when I close my eyes at 2am and when I open them again, it's 1pm
time travel confirmed
Pretty okay, I took a shower and I remembered I have strawberries and peaches for breakfast. Being awake is a lot nicer
Thanks, I'll check it out once I get all the blood off my sheets
You guys think that nightmare story is screencapworthy or not? I'd hate to type it again but i'm not sure if it's good enough
Astolfo a cute.
When you are really bored and going for distance. I came in my eye one time.
I do usually only go about once or twice a day but some days I am feeling the challenge,
There you go but just once!
I wont get too lewd this time
> I swear if this is papi
This is papi for sure..!
No doubt about it
Hey! Hows it goin?
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Hey comrade! Hows it goin?
GET MORE LEWD FOR MEEEE
I promised not to masturbate today but this does it.
I knew something was a miss when you "left"
Probably being a super soldier even if it was for some neo nazi shit.
I very rarely do 2 and even rarer is 3 and 4 is out of the question.
At least I can give the man a good show.
hmmm, i guess i was just getting looked past then, hello.
>time travel confirmed
Kek. I think I'm gonna time travel now~
Goodnight /waifu/ I love all of you faggots <3
i mean i did leave temporarily but holy shit post more lewd!
>I am the monster
Ugh, I hate those kind of dreams. And sometimes daydreams. I don't wanna be bad, but serotonin makes me crazy...
Hey, a super soldier is a super soldier haha, and if I had to choose who to be a super soldier for, it would be america first, germany second
Hey! Hows it goin?
All I had is jack daniels and fireball
After 2 honestly it gets boring and you end up not getting anything out of it. Youre shooting blanks by that time.
Heading home, ready to go into this thread til' I pass out. How's it been going?
Ayy comrade, how are you?
Going alright, getting set up for the ride on this thread! You?
Poor thing! Did it hurt?
>Please tell me how you even manage to do that
One more pic just for you because of that gif kek!
>I knew it was you!
Well atleast it wasn't bad!
Did Nep disturb you?
True! If he really need it...I mean, we have to fap 7times a day it seems.
GOOD NIGHT MY BOI!
Sleep tite and see you later!
Love you too
Goodnight faggot! Sleep well :)
Same, although she still probably wouldn't like me
I don't really mind them too much, I've only had a couple dreams that really spooked me. But I definitely prefer the good dreams haha
Those are good! some differ on fireball but I like it, it goes down easy heh
Mirai claim for the good of mankind.
They have dream/night terror threads all the time
Last lewd i'm giving to you. I really shouldn't be helping you here.
Haha same but sometimes dreams are weird like that.
At least you get it.
It's going great. Just chilling. Another great day at work I presume?
We really shouldn't be encouraging him...
Im pretty good, just getting through the day. You?
Glad to hear it! and its always a ride with these threads haha, Im doing pretty good. How was your day?
Trips confirm, must give more lewds
L...lewd but I like it heh.
Yeah I was fine I just didnt expect to hit my eye, I was sitting there and I looked down as I came and BAM shot right into the eye, I also hit my bathroom mirror from the wall, that is my crowning achievement
I havent done 1 yet but you keep posting like that, it will all change.
Allright all my niggas!
I think its time for me too to leave. Going to sleep
Talk to you tomorrow~
Big love everyone! Take care and protect all the waifus/Husbandos<3
You know that you're really not helping kek
Good dreams are where it's at, of course.
>2D dream waifu count: 2
>Neither were Rumia
You can have this
Wish I had more
Rum friend! Hows it goin man?
True, its pretty weird how the brain just accepts ridiculous shit like that as if it was real
Good to hear :) what time is it for you? Im doing pretty good, just hangin out
not screencap worthy desu
there's tons of stories like that all the time. There are some written by some very talented people intended to be really scary. don't bother.
Also on /x/ now there really isn't much worth browsing. Only the threads that post the old scary stories are good.
It's mostly divination liars, people who think summoning succubi is an easy thing and the tulpa people who want to give themselves schizophrenia
back to lurk
also this you little shit
Good night Aqua!
Who's going to be lewd without you?
Glad you like it!
>BAM shot right into the eye
lmao rip my friend! Hope it wasn't too sticky..
CYA GOOD NIGHT!
Ayyy my glasses loving friend! How are ya? And the good you did!
Yes! Got out early! How was your day?
Out of work early, honestly a good day. How about yours?
Like my drinks. Jaja
How are you?
Nice nice, im doing pretty good. How was your day?
Goodnight lewdo! Sleep well :)
Hell yeah, I have yet to have 2D ones, especially my waifu. Who were they of if not Rumia?
Don't we all haha, what was the occasion of you drinking?
Thanks buddy! Big love
Hmmm i'll let you lead the way!
>Do your best im sure you'll be able~
Peace y'all big love<3
Don't worry that's the last super lewd one I'm posting.
Sometimes a man's gotta give! Even when he shouldn't. even when I really shouldn't have. Goodnight though. Have cozy restful sleeps.
Yea, shit's wack man.
It's good shit.
Slept for 12 hours so bad start but after that I just played games with friends so it's also been good.
I will be taking over as baker with a few rules of CALM THE FUCK DOWN and TAKE A COLD SHOWER. I honestly don't want to see lewdness going on
I once asked you to share a few words with me because I was feeling down.
I'm not sure if you remember.
What has happened to you? Don't feel like posting anymore?
I mean, I'd understand if all this lewd cancer got in your nerves.
Kinda have to agree with the lewd getting kinda annoying.
That's fine by me
Sorry Spike we gunna clean up for you.
West side? Cali right here <3
Sure lets go with that, well the canker sore is slighlty less annoying
Mostly on special occasion
I don't know how it works, but it's basically a deja vu from which I know where I've seen it before
No when I say I am the monster I mean actual monster. I made a real quick sketch from memory that one dream. I get what you mean by what the fuck feeling, everything in dreams seems to make sense but once you wake up you realize what was happening.
>pic related, me as the night terror
I guess not then, it has more personal value anyway but I'd like to forget this asap
Heyo Mili. Sorry about losing contact today. I really shouldn't do more than lurk while I'm driving. You holdin' up okay?
Oho, what have we here? A familiar face indeed. What's crackin' rum-n-Koko?
Sanae! Good to hear from you. Hows work? Back to scaring people with dry ice, I assume?
Why does it feel like I've been gone for a long time?
First one was Tsukuyomi Komoe from Index - she sat in my lap on the way to the spoopy field trip manor.
Second was Patchouli (pic related) who was my waifu at the time - I was in Rumia denial back then - and she both saved me from the nightmare that was unfolding (Demons invading? It's your dream, tell them to gtfo) and asked who I was:
Like many new and exciting things, I get caught up in it and go ham. I was also on vacation and winding down from everything I was doing with it.
What's up, man?
A SMALL amount of lewd is fine. A post here and there every few threads, but this has gone on long enough.
fapping THIRTEEN TIMES A DAY
I understand some of you are neets, hardcore weeabos and sexually frustrated, but do not use this thread as your sole outlet.
I appreciate it, kiddo. I'm sure more than a few others do as well.
Yuuki claim. I just ate four warheads (those sour candies) at once.
Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses
I told him to quit bitching and this isn't a fucking hotline
For a fucking shrink, sheesh I already got mine
And he's not fucking working, I think I'm wasting my damn time
Canaan claimed, how is everyone tonight?
am i rite?
It was meh. Much better then yesterday
Its all good friend. I forgive you.
Hey welcome back Yuuki!
Can I still chill on your couch sir?
the fapping thing was a joke for fuck's sake
this all starts with the erp
Don't worry lad. Only posted 2 and wasn't planning on going further than that.
Heyo! How's it going? By the way, I'm gonna try out Heavy Object once I finish my finals this week
Oh, I see.
Hope you eventually get the time to stick around, it's not the same when you're just lurking, missed ya.
Not much, was studying until a bit ago.
Now I come around to see this...
Up to anything right now?
Never had warheads
erp isn't that bad tbh, im fine with erp as long as its not dragging everyone in the thread into some gay bullshit
God, I miss long sleep. The only console I have is a handheld 3DS xl. What do you play?
Jaja, nice to know it's going away.
Easy! They have me doing simple things. The dry ice scaring is as strong as ever! It's been a while but you're here now! How about you?
How are you?
Nice! Getting out of work can change a day from bad to good instantly imo, my day was pretty good. Lazy though
Oh really? Same here! I figured since you said getting through the day maybe it was still daytime for you heh
Ahhh I see, thats pretty crazy, haven't had anything like that yet thankfully haha
Im doing good! Just doin what I always do, drink and post. How have you been man?
Woah those sound kickass, I wish I could have 2D waifu dreams :( the closest thing is literally having dreams of posting here haha
well thats good at least! At least you can be here now :D
i understand ill stay away from your trips
Yeah... Its getting kind of excessive lately...
Awesome. Just a warning, the first like 7 episodes or so are rather fan serviced... The plot gets way better in season 2
Some ERP is okay, its the like actually sexual stuff that bothers me...
Yeah, gonna be in League tho so replies might be slow.
Are those lyrics? what too? and whatsup canaan? how you doing?
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Aw sweet, wanna go to Disneyland?
Yeah, but to a certain extent.
When 90% of the thread is covered in terrible ERP, it's pretty bad to be honest. Just do it privately at that point, because I don't think everyone wants to see ERP in literally every post.
ur making me blush
>quit while youre ahead or else i'll get attached
>dont play with my emotions
>i hate you i feel like i dont know you anymore
dont leave me.
My couch is always open. Anyone can chill on it. ^_~
It was tied in with everything else. On its own, lulz. When piled on all the other shit, grind. Jokes are fine and dandy, but we need to relax, calm down and take a breath.
Everyone who contributed was part of the problem. I posted a few here and there, which encouraged the problem. Now is the time to chill.
I don't have much time or energy anymore for active posting, or even the motivation. It was nice meeting so many new people, as everyone I knew on other outlets had grown old and tired. I have ADHD, and my attention to most anything that isn't so well constructed or challenging fails to hold it fast. I'm still here, and will be all night.
What are you studying for? I want to get into hydraulics, some sort of computer science, mechanics and welding.
A mech is my dream.
Just snacking and sipping on some Blue Moon, relaxing from the day.
However, I blew up and was quite rude. It had gotten me frustrated as I'd requested multiple times these past few days that it be cut back, only to be ignored. I don't always post with pics.
>dreams of >>>/b/waifu
Eh, close enough
2D characters in dreams are rare though. I imagine my brain has trouble integrating them into the world, since they don't mesh with the rest of my perception.
Second one with Patchouli was most badass, yeah. It's one of the few dreams I clearly remember (even months later)... which is spooky given what she said:
>the hardest part
>is letting go of the dream
Fuck off Sierra Madre I'm not talking about you
They're pretty good if you're a fan of sour candy.
That's fine, fanservice doesn't really bother me unless the plot centers around it.
No worries! Kick some ass in League
True, I don't really mind the light stuff but when it gets to be "*puts penis in vageen* oooooo" thats when it gets a bit much
so what's everyone doing tonight?
Are you not sleeping well? I normally play on PC. I got other consoles but PC is where I mostly play.
That costs money mang and I don't have a car and I don't think you meant to ask me this.
I didn't even know there was lewd problem earlier. Should've asked.
the issue is that it usually does, and it ends being pointless chainposting and just floods the thread with /hug /softhug /cuddlyhug
this, this and this
no, I was talking about actual masturbation and it's consequences with mugi. it wasn't being lewd and it was said jokingly but I was making a point to him.
we can all take this in private and do some gay erp
I havn't touched myself yet tonight
haha I hate it because when I do its in the morning and im in and out of consciousness for a few hours until I finally realize "i don't even have my laptop on me, how am I posting?"
and that dreams sounds like a trip, what do you think she meant by that?
Every time I popped my head in, there was either lewd or masturbation happening. I'm not condemning the vile, heathenous, sexually rampant demons.
>I am a little
It gets tired. It appeared to be dominating the thread. I see less chill and more sex fueled conversation lately, or am just noticing it more. There must be balance.
Oh, thats cool!
I'm calling it a night guys
i was about to say, im confused
also i feel u, i still don't really mind it tho, even if it is chainposting.
it's better than 99% of /b/
>it's a sign
You have a fair point. I will try to avoid it for you.
>although I rarely participate to begin with
My apologies for not seeing your posts then in that case. Im usually playing games and posting so I dont read every post
The first few episodes do a little but stick with it. I found it to be totally worth it
But im playing ARAM.... kek
Aw crap, I thought you were the other person, I thought you lived in cali too, meh oh well I can pay for you and take us. I wanna go again, why not go with a fellow waifu?
Aw so close!
>I don't have much time or energy anymore for active posting, or even the motivation.
Well, that's understandable. It could even get annoying after a while, look at all those (You)'s.
>What are you studying for?
I'm studying foreign languages.
I tend to say this a lot, but you've probably noticed my English can be pretty broken in some senses.
Hope you keep enjoying your night, bud.
>A mech is my dream.
I remember that from the last time we talked, heh.
Baby steps comrade, baby steps
Big fights like GGG or Canelo, a LONG grill session for a party my folks host
I do love me some sour punch straws
I just don't like how you lumped me in there like I part of the problem and not against it. I just come in and hold conversations with whoever I find interesting. no rp'ing and the lewds are barely one in thirty posts. I don't even have any actual nudity of Karen saved
when threads end in under 20 minutes because people are just posting naked pictures for every single reply then yeah it's pretty shit.
TURN IT AROUND SOLDIER
ooooo sounds fun, how often do those happen?
Night everyone, gotta get up and study for finals.
I do live in cali. mostly said you didn't mean to ask me that since I checked you asked Hamakaze about that lol. I haven't been there in like 2 years.
It's happened before. I don't really encourage it but I'll do it once in a blue moon.
Goodnight bud. Have cozy restful sleeps
I've had internet dreams before, though - it's frustrating if you've done a lot of dream posting and none of it was real...
Maybe I've been contacted by actual Patchouli so that I wouldn't call her my waifu, which worked, but she couldn't get rid of my memory of the dream? Haha, I dunno.
Let's jump on ERP chat bandwagon! Choo choo!
I largely agree with what most of you are saying. I don't mind some ERP or whatever, but don't start straight cybering in the thread.
I know it's (approximately) anonymous but still, have some fucking decency.
Sleep well <3
Oh no she didn't~
>Totally the opposite
>sorry for late reply Heh~
Yeah lets not start ERPing here, mkay? Shit gets weird fast.
Ex came back to take the rest of her shit, or at least the shit I didn't buy. Lots of arguing in between, so much that the guy who came over to change the locks ended up just saying that he'd come back tomorrow and just walked off. I don't really give a fuck what she had to say at the end of it all though, she made her decision, and I made mine.
Enough about my shit though, how are ya mate?
I'm a very complicated lover.
but thats lewd, not erp... either way i dont mind erp, lewd gets annoying because i can go get most of the same pictures from /h/
erp is iight, but like if you're gettin all hot n heavy with it just take it to discord or some shit u feel?
I'm glad I'm glad. I started watching Heavy Object and I'm quite liking it. Your waifu has a bit different personality than what I had thought, but I'm sure she'll warm up.
I'm doing fine. Unfortunately. Life's boring and I'm going nowhere, so I'm thinking of selling my possessions and heading west.
Been well. Havin' to get up early for work means I've been drinking less, so I haven't had a taste in a while. Kind of getting to me. I can't drink regular Coke w/o rum. It tastes funny, haha.
I'm not trying to persecute any one soul here. I couldn't even give you the names of those I am talking about. I burst in frustration, I'm sorry. I, and I believe many others would enjoy to see these threads cool their jets.
That's cool. I don't ind sexually chagred conversation or pictures, but I have been seeing an exceptional amount. Maybe I just come on at the wrong/right moments for it.
Did I miss anyone?
Yeah its annoying lol, and you stopped having her as your waifu after? I would've takin it as a sign shes my waifu for laifu haha
Dude meet me there and I can get you in.
My boy Tyler, hell yeah man.
Eh cant be worse than my ex