New celeb waifu thread.
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New celeb waifu thread.
Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured 'someday soon'
We kissed, and clung together
Then, tomorrow was another day
The morning found me miles away
With still a million things to say
Now, when twilight dims the sky above
Recalling thrills of our love
There's one thing that I am certain of
Return I will to old Brazil
>>682567944
How old is she?
>>682568343
Motorboat those things?
>>682568343
more
>>682567940
when's the last time sumone swallowed your jizz?
>>682568517
Absolutely
>>682568940
Gonna post all the pics I posted in the last thread, then post new shit
>>682568981
Does swallowing it myself count?
Like a year and a half.
>>682567766
shit emma
emma claimed
>>682569244
>Does swallowing it myself count?
no, but do go on.
why anon??
>>682569177
>>682569177
Seen her /hr/ thread dude?
>>682569458
It was an accident. It shot up, bounced off the wall, the floor deflected it, and in awe, my mouth was agap, so the spunk flew right in.
Just kidding I did it just to try. Sort of salty.
6/10
Chloe claimed
>>682569849
lol, 6 ain't bad.
>>682569623
Yeah, its good shit
For all the dry and thirsty cucks Jennifer Lawrence wants to stomp on your face...
>>682570626
There's that one pic where you can see her nipple...
>>682570648
6/10, would order again?
>>682570650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlg1Y_n_YMU
>>682570648
Sky in every thread?
i claim thee
>>682569777
Now I know why I always see her with bangs. You could land a helicopter on her forehead.
>>682571246
>>682571330
why would you do that?
>>682571140
Maybe if they were out of the usual.
>>682571298
Why not?
>>682569634
so hot
>>682571486
you're a brave dude. I lose motivation after I cum
>>682571533
I'd say she needs to lose weight, but then she'd probably sue me and accuse me of raping her.
>>682571572
It aint even that big a deal. I've done worse.
>>682569396
Fuck off you peasant
>>682572029
such as?
>>682571913
I don't think it would help much. She has the rib cage of a lumberjack.
>>682572305
A goddess among mortal women.
>>682572330
actually that may be the worst thing i've done now that i have to think about it
I guess i'm not that bad after all
>>682572539
Right?
>>682571701
Fucking correct choice. Natalie Imbruglia is the dream. THE dream. The one Martin Luther King had.
This is eaven worse than the weebs
>>682572949
>Lipsync Battle
Never forget.
>>682572663
Mhmm
>>682572655
is it uncomfortable to swallow?
>>682573182
You forgot the "h" in heaven.
Thread needs more Selena.
>>682573182
Leave the thread then you numpty
>>682573396
>This is heaven worse than the weebs
What?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>682571318
Smeagol?
>>682573445
Who dis?
>>682572305
Christ, young Julia Roberts trumps her so hard.
>>682574354
Emma Roberts
kelli berglund..would eat her ass til her forehead caved in
>>682567766
What's a wafer?
>>682574540
Jena pls
>>682574646
>>682573445
Slip your hand in.
>>682567766
Claimed
Ladies and gentlemen I present the first in our two part special series called, "So you want to marry a celebrity."
>>682569396
oh yes, this bitch with ugly face and man's jaw lol
>>682575534
Part 2
>>682574948
>>682573445
I'm cumming
>>682572255
there's always that one faggot
Claiming Knightley - an English rose, just imaging shafting her and having her look up at you as you explode up her with no condom on.
Moa-chan.
>>682572663
Bonus points because shes fucking out of her mind prolly redic in bed, Good look Evan Peters good look.,...
This chick is unbelievably fucking hot, probably a bitch but bitches are totally worth it after you've gained their respect and trust.
Also Allyson Hannigan and Noomi Rapace, if i we're Muslim.
>>682567766
>filename
>>682576170
How often would you subject Keira to this anon?
>>682576908
Too fuckin' right, pal.
>>682576763
a regional celebrity, only brits have any idea who she is, and even then 95% of people dont have any clue who she is.
>>682577380
yes though.
>>682567766
did you go on dorkly today, op?
>>682577107
that lip snarl though
Lets turn this thread up a notch. BAM, I win.
>>682577970
voting clinton though.
>>682577703
I'd give my left nut, I really would. Look at that bitch. Fuck.
>>682568047
Old enough
Let's get classy.
Christina Hendricks = 10/10
>>682578333
Witnessed. Truly refined.
>>682578333
holy shit, that woman is gigantic.
>>682578333
Fuuuuuck. Good choice.
>>682578658
>>682578544
One of those giant German superweapons from ww2. Just look at the torpedos on that.
>>682578429
YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
>>682567766
Nice princess Zelda cosplay but I wouldn't consider that a celebrity.
>>682578658
>she might be an evil, lying, two faced cunt whose opinions change as the public's poll numbers change, but it's the CURRENT YEAR and THE PRESIDENT ISNT EVEN A WOMAN YET.
>>682578890
Fuck me. Has any woman ever been more attractive in all of human history?
>>682567766
Claimed!
Kendall Jenner is hungry b/...
![2550862-3920783094-51bac[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bHWHWKv.jpg "2550862-3920783094-51bac[1].jpg")
Sweden yes!
>>682579599
She likes lollipops...
![article-2280686-17A95451000005DC-448_634x797[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WEhBMCM.jpg "article-2280686-17A95451000005DC-448_634x797[1].jpg")
>>682567766
blast from the past here, but claimed.
She also likes playing tennis on hot days...
>>682579845
>dont talk to me or my son ever again.
It's getting late b/... she needs to slip into her nightwear...
Superior Deschanel claimed.
I want her to love me, like she's going to lose me. :(
>>682580249
She wants to give everyone on b/ a good night kiss...
chosen
>>682580688
Tomorrow's a busy day... modeling and stuff...
EDI claimed
>>682567766
Ariana grande is my bae
>>682581068
Beautiful... er... blue skirt...
>>682579758
>>682581440
After the show a little down time to relax...
>>682581470
FUCKING JEJ
>blanda upp
claimed
>>682581729
What am I wearing tonight?... a little sneak peek...
>>682582158
nice
>>682582297
More Kendall webms please
Hayley claimed
>>682583274
>>682582978
lol, is that the woman from Fringe?
>>682581163
My
Fucking
Nigger
>>682583274
stealing like the nigger that I am
>>682581470
I kek'd when I shoulda kuck'd
Sarah Schneider off College Humor
>>682584871
what's good, mah brotha?
>>682585078
FUCKING HELL
LOOK AT THIS BITCH
HITLER WAS RIGHT ABOUT ARYAN SUPERIORITY
FUCK
>>682579758
Fuck yes, anon
>>682585167
More like Cavil was right about cylon superiority
>>682585167
Her dad was black. She got a nose job when she was 19. She looks like a frizzy-haired Paki in her high school pics.
Cmon niggers
Claimed
>>682585390
Hybrid vigor or some shit then, because the bitch is stupid hot. Like she was sculpted by fucking Michelangelo.
Hayley Atwell is mine
>>682585390
Okay just what the fuck. I'd never bothered to look up pictures of her in her youth. I am fucking speechless. 94/10.
>>682585547
stealing
>>682585625
I was joking
She's as white as Eva Braun
>>682585883
fuckin' HNNNNNGH
>>682569458
I do it every time is that not normal?
Oooooh, what about THIS bitch?
helena bonham carter. dear lord she makes lightning run through my body..
>>682585841
stealing
>>682586073
>>682585883
>>682585078
>>682584871
>>682581163
Someone get this cunt a sandwich, man. Most women could stand to lose a few pounds, this chick needs to put ~5-10 on.
>>682586556
nigger or hillbilly detected
>>682586556
looks infinitely better with just a couple of extra pounds, I hate when bitches go too far the other way and get all boney, knobbly and sinewy. It's worse than when they're a few pounds overweight
>>682586708
>>682585908
Fuck you nigger
>>682586943
look at her fuckin' ARMS, man. Just a little bit of weight to smooth out that ugly bumpy bullshit, man.
>>682587076
vascular af, she must bench 3 plates, easy
>>682586250
>chloe in 6 years
>>682569396
Is this Sasha Baron Cohen?
>>682587041
stealing
>>682586362
nah m8
>>682586232
>>682587534
stealing
>>682588349
stealing
>>682587637
Yes, mate. Yes.
>>682589354
i bet she can really clean the floor
>>682588704
kek
I know this bitch is comprised of 85% plastic by weight, but she still looks damn fine
>>682587439
stealing
>>682589868
I didn't get dubs. She isn't mine.
>>682587934
>>682582297
nice la
>>682590019
mine!
>>682582158
She fucked Joe Rogan's sidekick, you could probably bang her if you tried hard enough.
Dennise guerrero
