Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured 'someday soon'
We kissed, and clung together
Then, tomorrow was another day
The morning found me miles away
With still a million things to say
Now, when twilight dims the sky above
Recalling thrills of our love
There's one thing that I am certain of
Return I will to old Brazil
Gonna post all the pics I posted in the last thread, then post new shit
Does swallowing it myself count?
Like a year and a half.
It was an accident. It shot up, bounced off the wall, the floor deflected it, and in awe, my mouth was agap, so the spunk flew right in.
Just kidding I did it just to try. Sort of salty.
Yeah, its good shit
For all the dry and thirsty cucks Jennifer Lawrence wants to stomp on your face...
Now I know why I always see her with bangs. You could land a helicopter on her forehead.
Maybe if they were out of the usual.
It aint even that big a deal. I've done worse.
actually that may be the worst thing i've done now that i have to think about it
I guess i'm not that bad after all
Fucking correct choice. Natalie Imbruglia is the dream. THE dream. The one Martin Luther King had.
Thread needs more Selena.
kelli berglund..would eat her ass til her forehead caved in
Ladies and gentlemen I present the first in our two part special series called, "So you want to marry a celebrity."
Claiming Knightley - an English rose, just imaging shafting her and having her look up at you as you explode up her with no condom on.
This chick is unbelievably fucking hot, probably a bitch but bitches are totally worth it after you've gained their respect and trust.
Also Allyson Hannigan and Noomi Rapace, if i we're Muslim.
How often would you subject Keira to this anon?
a regional celebrity, only brits have any idea who she is, and even then 95% of people dont have any clue who she is.
Lets turn this thread up a notch. BAM, I win.
Christina Hendricks = 10/10
Fuuuuuck. Good choice.
She also likes playing tennis on hot days...
It's getting late b/... she needs to slip into her nightwear...
She wants to give everyone on b/ a good night kiss...
Tomorrow's a busy day... modeling and stuff...
Ariana grande is my bae
After the show a little down time to relax...
What am I wearing tonight?... a little sneak peek...
Okay just what the fuck. I'd never bothered to look up pictures of her in her youth. I am fucking speechless. 94/10.
helena bonham carter. dear lord she makes lightning run through my body..
Someone get this cunt a sandwich, man. Most women could stand to lose a few pounds, this chick needs to put ~5-10 on.
looks infinitely better with just a couple of extra pounds, I hate when bitches go too far the other way and get all boney, knobbly and sinewy. It's worse than when they're a few pounds overweight
look at her fuckin' ARMS, man. Just a little bit of weight to smooth out that ugly bumpy bullshit, man.
I know this bitch is comprised of 85% plastic by weight, but she still looks damn fine
I didn't get dubs. She isn't mine.