Waifu Claiming Thread
>claim your 2d waifu/husbando
>post pics of said waifu/husbando
>discuss things with others
>keep loodness to a minimum
>keep erp and rp to a minimum
>most importantly: asdsdwd
34? got damn papi, teach me how. the only thing close to that in terms of dedication would be waking up in the middle of the night and just furiously jerking to my imagination before I pass out again
:'( my nigga doe
Hey maki! Hows goin?
Good to hear, have a peaceful sleep! :)
cus im bored and lonely and never felt the embrace of a woman
Mozzarella sticks are numero uno appetizer tbh haha, how was your day?
Please post in this thread <3
Ayyy Rikks X Papi new ship is about to set sail
The Clannad VN on steam. Have you even watched the anime?
And duty is calling. See you guys later.
Best girl claimed!
POST WALKING GIFS HOLY FUCK
You gotta get on that clannad
Shit will make you cry
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
So you just have a good wank when you feel? Lol
Do you fap to your work too. Actually forget I said that. calmdownorIsweartogod
It was fine aside from sleeping for 12 hours, not something that's fun
Claiming Best Ass Waifuuu!
Aqua from KonoSuba
>I see what you did there ;)
Awww love ya maki! Same for me love my bros
Yeah you're right! There isn't a lot of thoses sadly... We should start a revolution!
Word of wisdom as always my boi!
Im a lifeguard and im really not use to running so my legs hurts after each 20mins..I suck kek
loll atleast its something! Maybe you could try to find a free trial! That way you could really know if you like it or don't!
when im home :^)
OPs pic makes me miss my old English girlfriend.
Her voice was so sexy.
I have work in like an hour
Hey, haven't seen you in a while, been going alright?
Best Bird Claimed
just jerk it a lot idfk.
like for real i need it
no i fap inbetween working. i will never stop!
Mugi I need you to know that your dick will not work when your my age if you continue down this road. I am speaking from experience.
LEAVE YOUR DICK ALONE.
No I haven't, but I guess I gotta check it out now! Whats it about?
whats good N to the IG
Later Fuhrer! Have a good one :)
I agree, more walking
I doubt itll make me cry, but Ill check it out!
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
now im going to listen to this over and over thanks anime.thehylia
why is this such fetish
thos threads only been up a few minutes and already reaching 1/3 image limit. slow down guys, quit posting empty claims. no onea going to $teal youre shit waofu of you dont post fast enough
At least you can swim kek. Whenever I try to swim, I usually end up almost drowning~
Have a good one!
Ah shit it's Koko, what poppin?
Sleep tight brotha
>there are people in this thread that don't fap at least five times a day
>there are people in this thread with less than 500 gb of HD porn and hentai on their computer
>there are people in this thread that eat mayonnaise
>there are people on this thread that literally exist
I honestly don't understand you guys anymore seriously what are you doing
Trust me, I'm more than likely gonna love it but if I don't have a friend to encourage me playing I'm not gonna play for very long. Not to mention I hate subscriptions so RIP that.
Is your work at least fun
Where do you work? I need a talk with you manager.
Goodnight dude. have cozy restful sleeps.
thats going to be hard to stop
How is that not fun? Unless you had bad dreams lol
Thats the stuff
Hows it goin dat boi?
I TRY OK?
tfw physical panic attack lingering in my chest
isn't life great
Lots and lots of feels.
Fantastic! Feeling good tonight. You?
The feeling is mutual!
mugi don't listen to the nigga I've been fapping 3-6 times a day since I was 12 and this shit still spews jizz at 200 mph across the room
I'm only 2 years older than you though
self employed baby ;)
have you tried fapping?
Just get some gum or cold water. You'll be fine. Panic attacks can't hurt you anyway.
Bad Mugi! No! Stop right there. Only once a day at most. I know big cums are fun but think of your future. My dick is so limp.
goodnight! Sleep well :)
I dunno, this is the first time seeing that sorta thing, but I dig it
Nothin much, just hangin out. What you up too?
Im doing good thanks! how about you?
Well I mean I've been kinda busy the last couple days, and took a break a little while ago. I might be mixing you up with someone that claims the same waifu.
If you count a cashier at a supermarket serving cunts then sure.
Alright I guess, what have you been up to dude? Busy?
But because ethics and shit and because they dont want to force people into combat in navy you might get to choose if you follow marines
But when i went through there were 4 AECFs in my division and they were all assigned to thier job specialty
I was IT and assigned IT s
Make sure you keep up on your workouts because you could be in P days at boot for 2 weeks where your not allowed to work out
And if you like sleep dont try to be port/starboard watch or Weapons PO
If your RCPO no one will respect you then you get dropped and yelled at by your RDC's because your bot respected
Also dont volunteer for head crew or forward hold or laundry crew
Every tiny detail you miss will have you on your face doing 10 counts for days
Just dont volunteer for anything
No you will cry
i just fuckin love it. especially Aquas walk booty gif like holy fucking shit
Chillin as well, listening to animu music
lol kekk! A lots of my friend are like you! Even after a shit load of lessons they still can't...I think for some people its just impossible rip
I don't mind being you're friend!!
The good thing is thats Buy-To-Play you pay $35 and the game is yours;^)
>I fking hate subscriptions im poor...
Glad to hear that!
Would suck if it was a one way thing kek
i have 2 different people telling me 2 different things kek
>there are people in this thread that don't fap everyday
what age are you ?
YOU TELLING ME WE WAS MASTURBATIN N SHIET
I like those. I like those alot. How are you doing man?
Fantastic huh? thats great to hear! whys it so fantastic might I ask?
doi, we all do
Ok-ish. May go to bed soon. You?
After waking up from a 12 hour slumber it feels horrible. Hard to get out of bed and feel kinda shitty.
You're making this harder to help you.
Any job at any kind of market is shit m8
I'll think about it. If I ever play it I'll make sure you get to know about it.
I know that, I've been getting them for years. Doesn't mean it bothers me any less when the chest pain comes on and I start thinking I'm dying and freaking out. This one's mild enough to where it's ignorable thankfully.
Koko I want you to come over to my place and fuck me in the mouth with a gun.
no no I was making a joke but it was rushed and didnt even look like a joke Im still busy
you should cut down on the faps
There you go!
>Just for you and Papi~
I don't know buddy?! But you're damn right!
Trust I'll always fight for my waifu
Glad to hear it. I'm doing ok - nothing new or exciting to report though.
Waifu sure is active right now though
FORMER NEET REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I forgot that I have several depression. Nevermind Mugi. Fap away.
i mean i used to be horny 24/7 but that time is long gone
i just GET horny a lot
Sweet! It would be great to have you in the guild (If you don't mind)
Let me know buddy!
>I really have to find an other one like this!
Yeah, I tried to seriously get into swimming... Later I was coughing like crazy kek
just fap as much as you want
>then die from over fapping
being a neet is hard man
Busy? Me? nah haha, but my sister came down from LA so that was nice. What you been up too?
We'll see guyo
Fuck I don't think I've seen that one. How do you feel about when girls start fuckin with their hair? I love that shit
Solid choice of music haha, what you listening to in particular?
Kek yeah pretty awkward
Ran a ok time today and I don't feel like scummy shit for once.
Your waifu looks lewd! Lewd!
Here's the compromise:
Mugi keep masturbating... with cocoa butter.
same fam I still get horny too fast too much
I had the weirdest fapping yesterday. I kept losing the boner because the frog on the unicycle kept popping into my head
HERE COME DAT BOIIIIIII
O S H I T W H A D D U P
couldnt even go through with it just stopped and started watching cat videos
all jokes aside though I try to keep it at least once a day now. it's not healthy because you will have a grandpa dick when you get older and you can't ram women 24/7
i just love movement >.<
Couldnt find SAO's first op at youtube that isnt some shitty highpitched horse manure so I had to download it through some random ass site googled pulled up lmao
Hurry up and watch it so we can be niggas again
Male sure you watch the after story
Thats where all the feels are
Aren't you always haha, Im doing pretty good, same ol same ol. How was your day?
It's always hard for me to get out of bed lol, did you at least have a nice dream?
Can do, hows this one?
I know right? usually at this time its pretty dead but theres a lot of activity. glad to hear your doing good though!
hell yeah :^)
well i dont want grandpa dick
>never would i ever want grandpappy penis
>ive been responding to one person at a time
im too tired for this shit right now lmao
Long and boring. I aint do shit.
Perfect, make sure it's 3 shots just like that so that way I can't get back up.
btw, was it your right eye?
Glad to be a part of your folder Papi!
>May the plot be with you
kekkety kek! Next time close your mouth when you're swimming! It will help a lot
>jk! I know its really hard when you start!
Thanks god its not like this my dear Maki!
Not too lewd id say! She's great I love her
You got something there too papi!
>I like that
You're like a cat, wanting to grab everything that moves!
With an offer like that I gotta find some time for it.
I don't remember what it was but if it was bad I would probably remember feeling some kind of bad emotion.
Yeah... I want to be more active for waifu but I can't keep up with this...
Thanks for noticing me though, Koko-senpai <3
this is the best boner killer ever because I don't even get mad after I lose the boner holy fuck I was thinking of fapping and now it's gone
this fucking frog is the best
Already have the anime downloaded in highest qualilty, I was just looking for the full version of the OP but none of the sites I usually go to were seeding
Thank you tho
Nice trips boi.
Well at least you can run lol, I can't run for shit
if it aint dry it aint right
Oh fuck off, when it comes to the elevations between LA and Santa Clara, shes coming down so shit out your ass faggot
Oh fuck that one got me, I love the little shit chicks do. Like not necessarily sexual
Lol, never watched it but the OP was pretty kickass
Why aint we niggas now doggie? and Ill watch it as soon as I can
Bring those eyebrows over here girl
I'm off to go use that folder now >.< goodnight!
>may the plot be with you
You're kinda better off not watching it. While I loved every bit of it, most only enjoyed the first half
heheh if only you knew ;)
here have one more before i go to bedish
as i said i'm going to bed but may lurk for a while and will be on telegram for a bit
>spoiling an opening before watching it
SWEET! Im already looking forward to it!
If you start playing let me know I wont be far away
Night Sleep tite m8
Take care Papi and sleep well!
>Have fun with that folder!
hahaha kek!! The way you're talking about swimming it looks like hell!
Ohhh you're picking my interest id love to know more ;^)
No I mean in terms of looking on a map
Gotta have those days sometimes amirite? lol at least it was relaxing right?
I can do that, but if you die how can we fuk?
That makes sense, I hate how its only the shitty dreams that I remember the most
Goodnight kinko! Sleep well :)
Same, Im having trouble keeping up right now haha
>thanks for noticing me
How could I ignore another foody? <3
Ya gotta get them clannad feels that way we can be niggas
>standing in small valley near the road at dusk
>exploring some kind of Gallic sanctum
>uses doors that open with the solar cycle
>One opens only at night, the other only at day
>day door leads to a hollowed out cave with pillars and an altar
>night door leads to some kind of crypt
>ancient corpse in the corner, skeleton with rags
>All kinds of rarities lying around
>nothing makes sense, see a globe and other shit that can’t be of Galllic making
>Suddenly corpse start to move
>spooked, react by throwing globe at skellington
>Hits his head, loud snap
>He grabs his skull and puts it back, continues to get up
>I throw a telescope at his head, same result
>while he’s busy grabbing his skull again I grab the heaviest thing around
>smash metal cage with marble ball into the corpse, shattering his chest and skull
>Get the fuck out before that fucker comes back to life
>completely dark now
>walking along the road
>random guy comes along, clearly high
>starts grabbing my arm, talking gibberish
>I shake him off, tell him to fuck off to the bus stop a bit further
probably not the smartest idea to put their last song on my phone ;-;
It is literally hell for me kek. I would rather get punched in the guts than swimming
>I walk further, I have to go to Lina
>I have to protect her, can’t remember why
>I turn and walk into a huge domain with an old ass house
>This fucking house feels so eerily familiar, like I’ve seen it before
>Has windows fucking everywhere, outside and inside have shit ton of small windows
>Call out to Lina, know she’s inside
>I go inside, hear Lina say something from the other room
>She storms out into the night
>I call her name but she’s gone
>She can’t get far, check some things before chasing after her
>want to leave right as I hear knocking from the window
>see womanly figure in the window
>figure Lina came back and locked herself out
>I motion for her to come inside
>it wasn’t Lina
>A woman, older, gray dry hair, pale as fuck with dark rings around her eyes and this huge fucking smile on her face
>If you’ve ever seen an old woman with dementia, she looked like that
>she’s frantically repeating the motion with her hand I did while having this same fucking smile
>I get creeped out, turn around
>She’s in the other window now, right in front of me
>same smile, same motion
>Pure fucking dread settles in
>I walk through the house, in every window, whenever I change my field of view, she’s there
>not scared but I feel the extreme dread
>I scream Lina one last time
>everywhere, behind every window I see this woman
>wake up one hour before my alarm
>chest and face covered in blood
>Have a nosebleed
>Take a shower
>every time I close my eyes I expect to see her standing behind the shower door
Now I remember why I always stay up late. I just fucking hate sleeping. I have these night terrors every fucking night and I don’t know why. The only times I sleep well is when I don’t dream
So how was your day /waifu/?
I'll try to make time for it within the next week or so since my schoolwork is gonna end for a bit.
Kantai collection. Although as far as I know she is NOT in the anime yet.
I always try to hold onto the good dreams though.
wewlad that sounds like a wild ride I wouldn't wanna get on. I'm doing great though.
I just looked at your post again, I don't know why I thought you meant Attack on Titan, maybe I drank a bit much. I actually have seen SAO, and I agree, first half of each season was interesting then second half went to shit for some reason haha
Thank you Asuka, and have a goodnight! :)
Hey, I got confused ok?
stop having premonitions about what America will be like after Trump gets elected
Even if they are nightmares, I still envy anons that can dream so often.
I had one earlier today though... something about a human brain in a vending machine? Everyone lost their shit in the dream though so thankfully I've not gone full cannibal.
Hi Akiko <3
And it never will be.
kek I had the same thoughts when I first took it up. It's tough but doable.
Boy, am I glad that I never dream kek
My day was ok~
Not at all! Id say she looks fine!
>But that dosen't mean she cannot have fun some times
Talk to you later!
Hahaha I don't know if its because its getting late but god im laughing so hard kek
>Next time fuck the water just blow it up with EXPLOSIONS
Great! I won't be far away
>Always here talking to my bros!
Im done with my finals too so i'll have more times to fuck around
Awww I love you even more now<3
Too much /x/ man
But i understand you can never get enough spoopy stories
Makes me scared to smoke a cigarette late at night
Damn son what you drinkin?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Good morning guys~
>mfw i translated chiru chiru chiru paya paya
hey you hi, how are you tonight?
Not ok. I've already indicted you
She's the USS Iowa. She's kind of newish so if you don't find one that's why.
Alright buddy, it might be the week after the next when I get to fuck around but like I said I'll keep ya posted.
Good night buddy. Have cozy restful sleeps
Glad to make you laugh mah good brethren of african descent~
tfw someone else that can't swim exists
Good to hear that
I don't know why but over time I have become less and less scared. These night terrors have gone from fear to dread. Have I become more aware that they are dreams or am I somehow more brave now? Also I just can't shake the feeling I know that old house. I've been there before, somehow. It felt so familiar. Also can't let go of this Lina girl. I remember she was really really important somehow.
Sounds like a positive quality to me
I don't go to /x/. Any and all horror is freshly conceived from the depths of my own twisted mind
Hey Yuno, good morning
Fuck thats a crazy ass dream, that sucks that you have those practically every night
Same, I only have one good dream that I keep in memory
Thats true, I wen't running a few times when I was younger and I kinda was surprised by how much past your quitting point you can go when you want too ya know?
Rum and water
Goodnight tomoko! Sleep well :)
How are you doin?
Thanks! But i'll soon go to bed its 1:47 in the morning kek
>Looking forward to it
Ohh hell yeah my nigga boi! Always down for some lil kek
I dunno man.....I dunno
>claiming a ship
>not claiming the Gerad R. Ford
Gut gud son
Start posting on /x/?
I get that... Dream-me seems pretty jaded against this shit, I think.
Your house might just be an amalgamate of places you've been - windows are memorable parts of an interior so all those little window pieces might have been enough to construct a whole house.
I hope you find Lina one day
Hey Aqua <3
I'm doing fine thanks~
And you cutie?
Well it's either nightmares or dreamless sleep
Also these strange prophetic bits where I dream of a random event which then happens in the next week or so. Sometimes I can remember which dream it was from. Very weird
The worst dreams are the nightmares where I AM the monster. Everything feels very convincing and realistic. I remember this dream where I was this creature and I pounced on a guy and ripped his throat apart. The most disgusting thing is that it was horrifyingly satisfying in some way. Can you imagine the guilt I felt
Idk what /x/ is all about, I don't frequent the other boards. /b/ takes most of my time
>tfw someone else that can't swim exists
Fellow bad swimmer~
>Sounds like a positive quality to me
I dunno, it's weird when I close my eyes at 2am and when I open them again, it's 1pm lol
How are things, other than that long tldr story you posted?
Never had Rum