And you don't know who is more of a fucking weirdo this guy for sacking the things dick, you for posting the video of this guy ducking this things dick.
Or this fucking fag for wanting more of this guy sacking this things dick.
honestly it depends on where you live an even then your wrong...
how do you type without a brain? im shocked
I was just answering your stupid fucking question about how I type with no brain, and I disrespected you not because I'm mad but because you are a sick mentally ill individual who does not deserve my respect.
I would fuck that that looks sweet qt like me wanna fuck a dolfin cute pink pussy so nice and wet wow omg so hot cumming looks tight and soft orgazmik for sure moar sauce plez I wanna stick my dick Ito that damn plez dolfin fuck cum
fucken queer. It's only okay for a woman to disgrace herself. The rest is haram.
i know what you mean
ill take your salt with me to keep me nice an cool
This was the worst thing I had seen in a thread on 4chan. Until today.
I've been here 10 fucking years.
I wasn't making a joke I was being sincere and I ain't mad in just correcting u , u mad tho I know other wise this wouldn't have poked ur pussy the wrong way, nah mabe later tho:p
>this wouldn't have poked ur pussy the wrong way
why even bother replying if your not mad then
No lie. Seeing Our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Johnnycake Christ getting plowed by MEN WEARING SANDALS AND SOCKS is far, far, far worse than anything on 4chan. Until some nigger decides he wants to fuck a dolphin.
interesting to see the vitriol against it. dolphins are very smart animals, and I'd say not necessarily less smart than humans. they fuck for fun, and males get rapey with human females.
>so why cant human males get rapey with their females?
jk i agree this is a odd thing to see but dolphins have learned a lot and im sure can make their own decision if they wanna fuck or not. its not like we are caging them for it... yet
>penis is not prehensile
>penis much, much smaller than dolphin penis
>white male with necklace
>no wet suit
>dolphin in pool
fake as shit. There is nowhere in the entire world where the situation could have gone down like this. Not Sea World, not Tenerife, not Best Korea.
It's funny how everytime someone posts animal genitalia people get really upset about how fucked up that is. And yet there are hundreds of gore threads per day and no one seems to mind them.
Gore is Shrek.
Animal pussy is just gross and unwashed and everything that is wrong with that crackhead negress down the street that smells vaguely of piss and sandwiches soaked in soup.
It's not fake. There is a story to this video and the others he made. He was a trainer, you can see him use a whistle or something in another video. I think his boss or whatever found out and he was fired. It was a long time ago though, I don't remember
"there is a story"
"the others he made"
"a whistle or something"
"his boss or whatever"
>I don't remember
You should have stuck with the only relevant fact, greentext related.
You have no proof, and everything the other anon said was factual. That is far smaller than even a juvenile dolphin penis, their penises are prehensile (which that one wasn't, nor does a dolphin penis look like that), they ejaculate far more semen than that, you can't get in a tank alone with a dolphin while wearing jewelry, etc. Leave fantasy in your head. Don't present it as fact.
My guess (having no facts to back it up) is an albino sea cucumber.
>implying detailed information about a 12 year-old camwhore comes up in google
You know nothing about the subject. I won. You lost. Be a man and admit it.
Or be a faggot and murk loar.
The choice is yours.
>come here for dolph pussy
>go to dropbox thread, open and save all the links
>come back, no new dolph pussy, still arguing
Here have some substitute human pussy just for the hell of it
wile you 2 dickweeds were arguing i got this from some anons sister of fb
God Dammit guys.
I mean if you at least posted something different I wouldn't be commenting but seriously?!
Don't sexualize the dolphins
Well you certainly have a point however do you think it's okay that we toss to then the fat trolls that society swears not to breed with?
That's the only reason why it's abuse,forcing animals to fuck ugly unfortunat human beings.
Everytime i visit /b/ there's always something bringing me to hysteria...
>underwater sluts are best sluts
You'd probably have to wear something though if that's your main footwear. Marching all day with just leather on your foot sounds pretty shitty
they do? I thought most fish (catfish too) had no teeth since all they do is suck in little food particles... The way guppies do... or idk, salmon.
Parrotfish teeth are a horror but that's cuz they bite coral rock. I figured few other fish would have teeth
its technically teeth but its sandpaper
i live in oklahoma and catch catfish every summer. a lot of people go noodling where they catch them with their bare hands. often have rings of scars on their arm from large catfish spinning.
My guess is your mother
Didn't know we are refilming motherfucking Naruto again but whatever.
You have at least gained some respect from me anon. As long as you're not a troll it's okay to fuck the dolphine as long as it doesn't hurt.
One final question though:
Normal Mermaid or Reverse Mermaid?
they apparently have tiny saw-like teeth-like scales that make their skin like sandpaper
it supposedly helps streamline the water flowing around them, allowing them to swim faster
the scale designs have been used in swimsuits, that's how I know about them, there was some talk about banning the "scale suits" in Olympics or some competition as it would provide an unfair advantage in reducing water drag
trouble is now I can't seem to find it. serious though no shit there was some SciShow vid on how the ridges and stuff made water flow around it smoother
you know what the really funy thing is? the americans have resently admitted to haveng created embrios of animal/human hybrids with both pigs and sheep for the last 12 months.
the chinees and japanese have done the same
>mfw i will life to see the first real life furry at some point
ah, found it
couldn't find it earlier because "sharkskin" is also the name of some type of woven fabric so google gave me that instead...
Shit no I didn't know Anon although wouldn't the first few look like pug girl?
I would rather wait a couple of years. What do you have in mind for creature being changed somewhat humanoid.
nah man right now its for experimental purpuses and the work biologysts are doing is to get normal farm animals to groß harvestable organs that can be transplantet into people.
pretty much a fancy version of the hear mouse.
but there are enough freaks with cash out there that a few years later someone will start working on a propper hybrid
So /b/ will finally be able to fuck the rabbit.
one of the more interressting things will be what people will do with those cymera creatures.
slavery, second class citicens, full rights.
shit is just as interresting as the AI debate
ALRIGHT IT'S BEEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AND NO SWEET DOLPHIN PUSHY TO BE SEEN.
if your interresstet here are some already working prototypes from the last few years
most interressting thing so far was the deary cow with spider dna that gices milk with silk protein in it that can be refined into usable spider silk
It's just going to be more Tumbr bullshit which I'm sure they would love to do. Then there's going to be the first hybrid president and that other shit. Who knows the $1 bill might change to some hybrid as well.
Just a pathetic fake doll. Honestly you guys used to be so much more creative. But I suppose dubs don't lie and /b/ has indeed fucked the rabbit.
Well just look back when we still had Blacks for slaves. The owners wanted nothing but total control of a person's life yet look what happened.
well we will see what the next few decades will bring.
and im sure things like her will sell like fresh cupcakes worldwide but especially in japan
i know i would by one
lol welcome to /b/, land of the free
i dont think you have to be, if you ever had a pet that you loved then just think of that, plus it can talk and might even be attractive.
even without sex it would facinate me to interact with an intelligent lifeform that isent human
I went to have a quick jerk off and when I come back you guys are still posting not-dolphin things on a dolphin thread.
I wouldn't call it new... that article I linked was posted in 2014.
The new nano coating you've heard of is either the fun hydrophobic spray-on stuff, or you mean vantablack, the new material that absorbs like 99.99% light via a nanostructure and so is "blacker than black"
Why is it so hard for people to understand this joke?
Literally the guy who asks "dbz reference?" knows what it's from but is to autistic to get the joke.
Fuck the world, it's full of low testosterone, low IQ, niggers.
>my biggest complaint in dolphin sex thread
>time to die
Spiders practice oral fucking sex. Bononos too.
what did you expect from a board filled with neckbeards and nerds?
/b/ come for the porn and stay for a cool and wierd shit
thats a girl faggot, i know you have never seen one but at least try to be less obvious about it
>no animal but dolphins rape and fuck other species
Chimps do that.
But seriously, bonobos have sex for pleasure, and for social reasons, as opposed to just for reproduction and because their instincts tell them to.