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Who wins
>>682553447
Apparently Trump. I don't get it but yeah, that's what happens.
>>682553447
Gorilla everytime.
That's like Hulk vs Beast if he was extremely overweight and had no mobility
>>682553447
Anyone who says the silverback wins is a cuck.
>grizzly is the only correct response
>>682553874
I agree. Gorilla would wreck that shit
>>682553447
That bear would destroy
>>682553691
Beautiful post.
Made me laugh and genuinely think about how fucked our ideals have become.
Bear
look how fuckin mad that gorilla looks lmfao, he's been waiting for this moment all his life while the grizzly has been eating to survive
Bear. Even with massive gains and roids, a nigger is still fucking stupid.
>>682553447
Gorilla coz thicker bones and can grab onto bear. Strong enough to rip a bears jaw clean off.But yeah bear like 45/100 times. Gorilla 55/100. It's close though.
>>682554335
>>682553874
What are you guys IDIOTS? The bear would fucking destroy both you and the gorilla!
I wish someone could just capture each animal and put them in a cage to settle this
Silverbacks get around 400lbs, with some examples over 500lbs. Grizzlies can get up to 900lbs, with a guiness record of 1500 lbs.
>>682555112
A bear couldn't even kill Leonardo DiCaprio faggit
>>682555112
do you understand how fucking
strong a gorilla is. He can literally stand up and just hammerfist the bear's head and kill him
>>682555341
That's because nothing can kill Leo.
>>682555341
kek
>>682553447
Gorilla of course
>>682555427
ur 1 dumb goofster
>>682553447
No one would win.
The bear's tough enough to get in at least enough slashes and bites to cause the gorilla to bleed out.
>>682554586
I didn't want it that way, it just kinda came out.
>>682553447
"one on one" they both win cuz they both get laid.
nice looking couple, too bad it's race mixing
Gorilla would absolutely destroy a bitch ass bear, no contest
>>682553447
the audience
>>682554607
Lets settle this with whoever gets dubs wins
I vote bear
A grizzly can break a Moose's spine with a single blow plus it has bigger teeth and claws.
>>682556204
Now these are some nice claws
While the gorilla is strong and has hands
The bear has greater tools for killing and leads a more carnivorous nature.
>>682555427
But he wouldn't do that! Silverbacks avoid confrontation. He'd run like the little bitch nigger her is while the grizzled rips his baboon ass to shreds.
Grizzly G.O.A.T.
I once saw a chimp fight a pitbull. Dog growled, chimp grabbed the top of his head and threw him like a ball. This is basically a bigger version of that. Primates win everytime
>>682553447
I'm gonna vote gorilla on this one. Those fuckers get wild, and they're definitely smarter than bears. And IIRC, the bite force of an adult male silverback is higher than a bear's. Like, skull piercing.
Depending on species a bear can weigh 1200 lbs, has claws and massive teeth with jaw/teeth well suited to rending the flesh I large animals. The bear would destroy the gorilla. Anyone that thinks a Gorilla would even stand a chance is mentally challenged.
Bear hands down. Bears are deceptively fast, the gorilla would get fucked s hard.
>>682555427
Saying that an average grizzly stands about 9 ft on its hind legs, and a gorilla at about 5.5 ft, iI would like to see the gorilla try and hammer fist the bears head.
Gorillas are my favorite animals but I still have to say grizzly bear
fuuuck
I would say the gorilla but a bear is considerably taller and weighs more. An average gorilla is only 5'6ish give or take while a bear is around 4'8 on all fours and almost 10 fucking feet standing. A gorilla has an advantage with their human like build and being able to grab on better than a bear while a bear can only slash and bite. It's a close call, I say gorilla wins 6/10
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7PpeJj2WEV0
>>682553447
Grizzly Bear
>600-1000 lbs
>runs 30 mph
>3-4 inch claws
>1200 psi bite
Silver back
>less than 500 lbs
>opposable thumbs
>basically a nigger
>>682555341
that bear wasnt trying to kill him
the bear was just fucking with him, he didnt pose a threat (or so the bear thought) so it was just a casual mauling
>>682555427
Do you know what bear baiting is?
It's a thing they used to do in the old west when they were bored. They'd chain up a grizzly bear, and send bulls after it. Then they'd take bets on how many bulls the bear would kill before they finally gored the bear to death. Grizzlies would take down 5-6 full grown, long horn steer before finally dying.
Gorillas might have higher strength, but ain't nobody got hit points like a bear. It'd come down to a battle of attrition and the gorilla wouldn't stand a chance
Gorilla
>>682557244
That solves it.
>>682555925
thats kinda the way I look at it, even if the gorilla killed the bear hes gonna take too much damage to survive in the long run
>>682553447
it would be very nice if one could buy a bear and a gorilla and match both while taping it... it's a shame society isn't advanced enough to allow this yet...
I bet a gorilla could still rip a bears limbs off, but if they could survive getting smashed by those fucking claws, I'd be surprised.
>>682556760
They avoid but don't backdown. Bear hits him, he hits back. Bear will back down if they are hurt.
>>682555035
underrated.
>>682553447
Statistically speaking the gorilla wins
510 lbs average, 1300 psi bite force, high mobility and intellect, better concept of hand to hand and momentum
grizzly:
400–790 lb male, 1100 bite force, rearing up onto hind legs to swipe claws is a disadvantage, and a natural means of establishing dominance.
the fight would be grizzly rearing up to assert fear, silverback tackles him, tears out his esophagus with its teeth
Bear
>>682557244
You can't let them get underhooks like that
Well a lot of the bears strength is from weight alone while they have big claws and teeth. A Gorilla is averagly 8 to 15 times the strength of a man and are more mobile then a bear. It depends on who gets a solid hit first. If the Gorilla gets a good hit it will shatter the bears skull or jaw. If the bear gets a good hit it will badly injury the Gorilla and it will be weakened. While bears are not one hit kills animals they severely injury than eat alive but usually when attacking takes a good bit of hits. Gorilla are one hit kills when trying most of their hits break multiple bones at once usually back and head injuries.
i learned the hard way to never bet against the violent nature of bears
>>682557303
>casual mauling
Kek
>>682557208
I would easily pay 20,000 to be given immunity from the law to shoot those scumbags
>>682553447
this is a great way to find out of if someone is mentally retarded in any way.
anyone who picks the gorilla is retarded. bonus points if their explanation uses the words "punch" or "closed-fist" or "intelligence"
>>682557763
Bullets won't even shatter their skulls you fuck stain
>>682557559
>damage
kek
which has more HP?
>>682557043
Um in a real fuck a bear doesn't stand up really it's for a threatening appearance.
>>682557983
No see and you're forgetting, the gorilla is smarter so it would probably run up a tree and make the bear follow him, then it would just kick the bear off knowing at what height the fall would kill the bear.
Gorilla wins!
>>682558168
what else would you call it?
>>682557682
This
I just assume that the bear would win because it's so much damn bigger. Like 2 to 3 times the gorilla's size.
Bears live on destruction. Bears can weigh 1500lbs. Bears can run 30 miles an hour. Bears do not care about anything.
You faggots are hilarious.
>>682558391
wounds?
>>682558383
Fight*
>>682553447
Male grizzlies in Alaska regularly get over 1000lbs. One thousand pounds of teeth, claw and hatred for all that is alive. There is no stopping him.
Grizzly bears are from America
Gorillas are from Africa
If you've learned anything from history, it's that America always wins and Africa always loses
>>682558390
the problem is people really do believe what youre saying. people really will argue this point in real life. lel this is 5chon XD but seriously this happens
niggers always win
I'm curious all the morons saying gorilla will win. What the fuck would the gorilla even do to the grizzly? Punch it? It would slash it's fucking arm off in a heartbeat. Those fucker are fast as shit not only big. They're used to fighting other fucking grizzly bears. Even if the gorilla did get its head close enough before getting its brain slashed the fuck out by those talon paws, what's it gonna do to the bear? Make a small puncture hole where it's teeth are in the grizzleys 10inch thick coat of fat/fur? Stupid question. It's not an opinion thing this is fact a wild full grown grizzly will ass rape any gorilla. I would put two gorillas against one full griz just to even it up a bit.
>>682558640
english isnt your native language is it
If the bear swings its arms and the Gorilla catches them it will break the arms, they also like to snap jaws. They do it to attacking Leopards
>>682558941
This is a classic, time tested trolling technique
-From reddit.
>>682557559
Yeah but the bear has MOtW buff for tanking so he would be able to take much more damage than gorilla.
Gorilla doesn't even have good dps
>>682553447
>Average Gorilla Weight: 180 kg
>Average bear Weight: 280~ kg, Assuming it's a Calif. grizzly
>>682553874
>Gorilla avg speed: 20-25 mph
>Grizzly avg speed: 30mph
bear wins
no contest
Considering bear is a natural element, I'm going to go with bear.
>>682553874
>no mobility
The top speed of a grizzly is 30 mph, they certainly are larger than a gorilla and have a standing height that can be up to ~9.8 ft, and they have fucking knifes on their hands.
Grizzly bear would rek.
Gorillas are pretty pacifist and avoid confrontation.
Bears will fuck your shit up if they see you and they had a bad day for whatever reason. Ornery motherfuckers.
Bear, paws down.
bears are natures tanks
polar bears are natures M1A1
>>682553447
>>682557957
Pussy sensifag can't handle legal hunting legalities. Hey pussybitch, you do realize hunting bear is legal right? MANY people eat bear. Bear fat is done of the best tasting out there and the meat tastes way the fuck better than the fake beef in your mcfatshit you're eating
>>682553447
how long is the battle? If it can be long just wait for God to evolve gorilla into a human then invent gun powder and harvest metal from rocks to make a gun and then the former gorilla now called Henry can live in the city and get addicted to heroin.
I have seen bears in the wild. I used to work a forestry job that put me in the deep bush on a daily basis. Fortunately they are very much so a non-confrontational animal except for specific scenarios. But if we pretend these two are going at it like they do want to kill each other, I would say the bear every time. They have the longer reach, weapons attached, and an unrivaled speed in between the two. When a bear wants it can burst into a maximum speed in a second.
This means if it has the intent to kill you, it's going to kill you before you finish shitting yourself. A bear's skull is so hard that low powered bullets won't penetrate it, so you can stop pretending that some gorilla smacks are going to hurt it.
>>682553447
I would kick that bear's ass and send the head to Yogi.
Which would you rather stumble into in their natural habitat? I'm guessing a gorilla. Bears will literally eat your fucking crotch as an appetizer.
Explain how a bear would even fucking get into a position to harm a gorilla. Gorillas can actually move around and fucking climb on you while it rips your arms off.
Gorilla easily
>>682559595
But during a fight? Gorillas are agile as fuck. Bear wins on paper but a gorilla can fucking brawl
Related
https://youtu.be/3T0z1CT-nR8
>>682559961
>>682559665
A 50lb wolverine can kill both.
How many people here have ever been close to a Gizzly? In the wild and not a Zoo. I have, it's some pretty scary ass shit.
>>682559961
Bears arent slow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBBmdays-c4
>>682560035
Your evidence is a video of some gay little slap fight between gorillas?
>>682560035
>tfw the gorilla didn't do the chest thumping thing
>>682559922
That's not actually true. Most of the time, bears are afraid of people because they don't know that we are.
Once in a while, you get one that wises up and knows we can't do shit to them and eats us, like in your pic.
>>682553447
The Black guy. Affirmative action and all.
>>682553447
Gorilla is 7-15 times stronger than average bodybuilder.
Bear is 5 times.
>>682560120
Yeah Wolverines are fucking monsters. There have been a few cases were they have killed Polar Bears.
>>682560141
nice
Another day in Baltimore.
>>682560280
It's more a a dominance thing, not a fight to the death. But the gorilla can actually fight very human like. In the video the gorilla is jumping and dodging while hitting. Even though a bear is a brute, it's not as mobile in fight. Now if the gorilla and bear were in a drag race the bear would win
>>682558836
say that to husain bolt.
>>682555778
These people are retarded, the intelligence of a gorilla is for Fucking bitches, and gathering food(this is important) they gather beries, and other fruits or veggies, and battle other apes
Bears collect food, and fuck whoever they feel like if theyre big enough, they also fight other bears over territory and females, the bear has claws, and more weight/muscle/mass than the gorilla and is faster running meaning a gorilla wouldnt escape, theyre also evolved to wait patiently for prey, and hunt other animals a lot unlike the gorilla, one of the biggest things that isn't being talked about is that the bear has insane adrenaline, and will fight until its literally dead or its guts are pouring out, the gorilla might do a smack to the bears head, but if its a good alpha bear, it will have taken hits like that before and shake it off, not become unconscious, after when the bear attacks, it rips the gorillas flesh condemning it dead from infection already, but the bear probably wants to eat it, so a few more deep rips, and the ape should be a good nights dinner for bear
>>682553447
OP why do you listen to Bill Burr's podcast like a faggot?
>>682560500
>totally real and true facts.
>>682556245
>>682556722
>>682557299
>>682557377
>>682559077
>>682559122
>>682559722
>>682559822
>>682559922
>>682560077
>>682560500
So far I think the trolls are winning this one.
>>682560035
>beginning of video
>it's throwing poop
>a legitimate tactic for it
The bear would likely be able to grapple with the gorilla, except when the bear smacks there are claws to tear into the flesh.
>>682554607
>>682556204
>>682556722
>>682557208
Fucking rednecks
>>682561162
He's Jamaican, which is in the americas
>>682555513
The Atlantic can.
>>682553447
It's gonna be the bear and here's why.
Gorillas are very strong and intelligent but they rarely kill each other in a fight, or kill for food, bears on the other hand kill a wide variety of other animals and when they fight it's not just about posturing like it is with gorillas most of the time, bears are fucking vicious killers and also the type of bear pictured is a lot bigger than a gorilla.
>>682553447
the bear would kick the black off of any urban youth.
>>682557682
except for that fact that leopards literally hunt gorillas in the wild
so you're telling me a leopard would kill a grizzly bear?
bears have claws but thats it. gorilla actually has the ability to uppercut
>>682561522
and a drugs cheat
>oversized nigger vs mutant dog
>the monkey has mobility and power
>so does the bear
>bear has sharp teeth and claws, impressive bite force
>gorilla is probably smarter than a bear
Right out, the bear would win but maybe the gorilla can fool it and win.
I bet neither one could beat a Rhino
>>682560141
got 'em
>the bait being taken whole
>asking for seconds
>>682562166
dubs confirms
all of you are fuck tards
>>682553447
you don't history? The Romans already had this and bear won and then killed Jesus before he started global warm up
>>682561991
Rhino's are chill. Hippo on the other hand is not chill.
>>682561861
Implying they hunt alone
>>682561541
Kek
>>682562227
nice try samefaggot.
go fuck some gorillas. oh wait, youd die instantly. fucking retard
>>682553447
>>682561861
Leopards usually broken bones encounter with a gorilla
>>682562485
how many fights has kimbo lost?
now many fights has simmons lost?
>>682562373
fuck gorillas
grizzlys prevail
nice singles you casual
check these dubs
>>682562247
Don't worry the Elephants will deal with that attitude problem.
>>682553874
If it's a california anything, it's a laid back pussy that hugs trees instead of imposing its will.
vote is for gorilla plain and simple.
>>682562781
LOL Well-memed, friend.
Are the fags voting for gorilla just being cunts? Is this another shit meme I'm not aware of?
>>682559722
Berry bear fat is tasty
Fish bear fat is fucking terrible
>>682553447
I'm pretty sure a grizzly bear can slash the shit out of the gorilla. just like back then when they used to whip the monkeys backs
![Giraffe08_-_melbourne_zoo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R3z2RLe.jpg "Giraffe08_-_melbourne_zoo[1].jpg")
SORRY WHATS THAT? CANT REALLY HEAR YOU FROM THE 'TOP' OF THE FOOD CHAIN
lions know not to fuck with giraffe
Grizzly bears are way bigger, have super sharp claws and teeth. bear wins
>even the apes are on team Grizzly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ttjbb5anok
>Giga Nigga vs Gay Furry
They are nothing compared to Tyrannosaurus Rex
>>682553447
The bear would kill the gorilla easily. It is about twice the size, has claws and teeth the size of daggers, a hide and fir that rivals that of rhinos in defensive capacity and most importantly - the bear is built to fight other bears equpped in the same way.
>>682558626
This guy gets it. Bears ftw.
>>682553447
The bear. Gorillas bluff a lot. A bear will not hesitate.
>>682555427
Grizzlies have been shot in the head by high calibre rounds and simply shrugged it off. Their skull is insanely thick and the slope to the snout allows it to deflect blows easier.
>>682556940
Chimps are bigger than pitbulls, grizzlies are 3x the size of gorillas...
>>682564050
Most likely this.
My one uncle had some crazy fancy arrow/broadhead on a a 250 pound crossbow that stuck barely an inch into a kodiak's upper head. One of the side effects of being "humanoid" like a gorilla is having a softer skull like people.
>>682557763
Yeah man, their skulls stop bullets.
>>682555427
Are you people retarded? A big grizzly could kill just about anything. They're half-ton land sharks
>>682562232
lol that pic should be a viral thread.
if it aint whitr it aint right
I dont know Bear people, this fight looks pretty stale.. they both backed off of each other.. I think it all comes down to whichever animal gets the first hit in..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6r81UOzIHg
>>682555112
I'm a pretty big guy.
>>682553447
Gorilla. He'd just play the racism card.
>>682565725
best quote of the night
>>682565848
BANE?
>>682553447
bears are godless killing machines
>bear vs gorilla
the hairy faggot would love to get his ass pumped by the nigga
>>682555427
dude grizzly's don't need no brains. one of the earliest encounter with grizzlys (well white encounters anyways) was a note by louis and clark about shooting one through the head and it kept coming. the nigger's more evolved cousin maybe strong but realllllly doubt their fist have the same power as a .50 caliber 560 grain lead round..
>>682562883
elephant is clearly the superior nigga
>>682557957
If hunters didn't control their populations, they'd not only be overtaking suburban people's neighborhoods, they would DESTROY elk/deer populations. If they were allowed to do that, they'd then die of starvation. Bear hunters are given limited numbers of tags that keep the bear populations to a healthy number. They're not just trophy hunting either, bear is some of the best meat you can get. You people are fucking sheltered idiots. Hunters do more for conservation and the health of animal populations than any other group of people combined.
>>682557244
That's a person in a gorilla suit
>>682554613
epic..
gorillas got thumbs so they can use guns and swords n shit.
lil wolverines kill bears and gorilla is all muscle.
a chimp can rip our face off. a a gorilla can fly at the bear with a fist an ko him and sink his teeth in his neck.
if its standing he can grab his claws an throw him down an pound him out
Does flotus get a weapon or not?
>>682564014
kek
>>682559252
>being this big of a basement dweller to not realise the word damage has tons of real life uses and is widely used outside of vidya
>>682563513
There is one case where a lion got kicked by one and was decapitated
https://www.quora.com/Who-would-win-a-fight-between-a-gorilla-and-a-grizzly-bear-and-why
>>682553447
Everyone here is retarded as fuck. Any idiot know the bear and gorilla would team up to destroy isis and the rest of the sandniggers.
>>682555229
In the Klondike days, they had animals fights. A grizzly beat everything so they shipped a lion to fight the bear.
The lion never had a chance. The grizzly is both ridiculously strong and shockingly impervious to damage. The lion bit, the bear crushed it's skull.
You can shoot a grizzly in the face with a high calibre bullet and it will not go down. Shoot it with a lower calibre bullet and it will just bounce off the skull. Show me a gorilla that can regularly survive being shot in the face and I'll show you a bear wearing a gorilla's skin for funsies.
>>682566487
>bear is the best meat
>well known that carnivores are not delicious
Get rekt asswipe
>>682564050
THIS.
BEARS FIGHT OTHER BEARS. GORILLAS FLING SHIT AND ACT LIKE NIGGERS
>>682564050
so it's like all out bear on bear warfare out there, dayum, nature u scary
my mom.
>>682560304
That's because the chest thumping is a threat display. It's pretty much designed to PREVENT a fight, and is functionally similar to the bear rearing up on its hind legs. If the bear/gorilla can scare you enough for you to say "fuck this, you win", it doesn't have to waste the energy fighting you.
>>682559961
Spotted the nigger
>>682567528
Not always, Lion is supposedly delicious. The Cows, Pigs and Chickens you eat are fed meat too.
white dude vs bear
white dude wins/getsfucekdandleftalive/feeds and befriends/huntswith the bear
gorrila isnt smart enough to submit the bear, and howeer it could dodge the claws by mounting the back it is not smart enough to penetrate or brute force snap the bears neck, it scould rip out its jaw, but only if its first in and agile, accutely intelligently aware of bears possible movement.
gorrilas arent pro active and itelligent enough to compensate for the shredding claws and penetrating teeth the bear will crush its neck with.
>>682560500
But as you can see in >>682560895 , the gorilla clearly skips leg day.
>>682565802
dats OC too
>>682553447
I don't see a bear losing to anything short of a big cat or a hippo. Either of those would have made an actual debate.
>>682567528 Bears are not carnivores for one, and you can't tell how a bear tastes until you've tried it a couple time. Dolphins eat other fish and they're fucking delicious.
Trans-species porn is hot!
>>682568186
a bears long acute angle spinning head can bite the gorrilas neck even if the gorrilas biting it, but the gorrialas mouth is not look enough to turn to bit the bear on the solid wide and flat side of the bears skull/bottom of its jew/top of neck
however if the grrila can utilise technique/bludgen todeath with a sharp piece of rock, before it bleeds to death/gets it limb ripped off and stomach ripped open.
gorrila probability of being alive 17%
both dying 33%
bear surviving 50%
>>682559252
>>682559252
Don't forget that savage defence with 4 set. Shits too stronk
>>682569183
godly post only 1 2 /B/ considered
/thread
>>682553447
stick wins.
>>682562941
10/10 for California content.
Autism/10 for thinking the gorilla would win.
The fucking gorilla. How is this even a question you stupid fucks?
>>682567528
Have you ever had it?
No?
Then shut the fuck up
Watch how a bear fucking fights imagine if one of these fuckers was fighting a 500 pound nigger.
Two Grizzly Bears Fighting Over Female!! ...
>>682567528
Bear tastes like shit. They're omnivores, newfriend
https://youtu.be/U06KF-hnM7E
>>682559102
leapards are like 150 pounds. Bear is stronk. bear weigh over 1000
>>682568333
IM MAKING IT INTO A THREAD NOW THEN
>>682555229
>I wish someone could just capture 10 Brock Lesnars and 100 gorillas and settle that too
>>682553447
>Silverback Gorilla:
Weighs up to 510lbs in the wild, pretty damn strong, only weapon is teeth, thick muscles for defense.
>Grizzly Bear:
Not uncommon to weigh 1,000+ pounds for a mature male. Similar teeth to that of a Gorilla, but stronger jaws, very large claws and thick hide, fat, and fur
Gotta give it to the bear
>>682570718
sweet, post linkage
>>682570610
>make it stop
Typical woman
Gorilla. They're way to smart for a bear to even touch.
>>682570610
Imagine one of these fighting a 500 pound grizzly they'd simply toss him aside
>>682553691
>>682553447
They talked about tis on Joe Rogan the other day
MOTHER.
FUCKING.
POLAR. BEAR.
FATALITY ON YO MONKEY ASS.
>>682561522
We are all living In Amerrikaaaa
>>682570610
good to see the technique of the youg ear taking the side of the big bear to prevent its straight on munch, even was able to knock it over and become to predator.
big one was 2 slow to b the fast proactive side taker, and had its side held and facemunched and "pinned" from being able to much the little guy, the acute angle faviours the small guy, as does the energetic and technical stance, showing power and size means little. and position stance and the stronger mindset will triumph
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF U BELIEVE
JUST DO IT
