Post shit Doesnt matter what just do it faggots
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Post shit
Doesnt matter what
just do it faggots
>>682539696
more pls
>>682540088
I'm not going to make you a blender model
>>682540088
also what is the source
>>682540315
dont need it, already did it
I never get to post this
>>682540371
what is google?
>>682539887
>>682540088
>>These filenames, I see it
Animal Crossing is bae
i seen as 3 photos like this, with the same guy, who is?
>>682540538
there needs to be more of that sorta thing.
>>682540714
idk, but I like the one when he is in the attic
>>682540540
already tried that my nig
Thank you for the opportunity to speak to you, and thank you to the Center for the National Interest for honoring me with this invitation.
I would like to talk today about how to develop a new foreign policy direction for our country – one that replaces randomness with purpose, ideology with strategy, and chaos with peace.
It is time to shake the rust off of America’s foreign policy. It's time to invite new voices and new visions into the fold.
The direction I will outline today will also return us to a timeless principle. My foreign policy will always put the interests of the American people, and American security, above all else. That will be the foundation of every decision that I will make.
America First will be the major and overriding theme of my administration.
But to chart our path forward, we must first briefly look back.
We have a lot to be proud of. In the 1940s we saved the world. The Greatest Generation beat back the Nazis and the Japanese Imperialists.
Then we saved the world again, this time from totalitarian Communism. The Cold War lasted for decades, but we won.
Democrats and Republicans working together got Mr. Gorbachev to heed the words of President Reagan when he said: “tear down this wall.”
History will not forget what we did.
>>682540836
the one in the pig slaughterhouse is brutal
buttstuff
>>682540538
its a guy on that bike
>>682539290
fuck
moar?
>>682541719
sauce?
>>682540903
Someone was lied to in history class...
>>682542114
yea
>>682539290
I actually got really sad from this
This Faggit!
>>682542221
>>682539047
Gwendolyn Christie is fucking hot, and I would bang her until my cock breaks off inside her.
>>682542890
Th-hat doesn't happen does it?
>>682543183
Not often, no.
My shit from abut ago. Nothing special, just wanted to share.
>>682543556
Thanks, I'm shitting right now
>>682543655
No problem /b/ro
>>682539290
wat
>>682543837
Nobody is fighting you bro
I would love for you to post more Spiderman
>>682541607
Balls are always funny
>>682540714
Must have been one crazy night...
>>682543556
every person that takes a pic of their shit always never clean their ass after shitting. never any TP
>>682543837
you think this is a game?
>>682544617
Well no I did clean. I just took the pic before I wiped.
listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds gets wild after midnight
>>682544732
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>682541454
In that case I'm going to go delete something brb
Another shit
>>682545162
I'm not gonna take pics of me wiping my ass and that shit was like a week ago
>>682539255
Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.
>>682545274
I'm pleasantly surprised that I watched this whole thing.
>>682543492
end your life
>>682545817
Bye bye mid-upper class. That tax kills anyone with a trust too like wtf
>>682545274
hilarious!!! good one anon.
>>682546504
Upper middle doesn't have an increase...
>>682545274
Kek'ed
>>682540538
Isn't that the shitpost guy?
>>682539047
>Post shit
>>682547109
>>682546504
Oops read your post as upper middle not mid upper
>>682547257
That's not shit
That's a fine post right there
>>682547257
>counter shit post
>>682547257
If you do what Op asked, then your post is a good post, and therefore no longer shit, even if it is literally shit
I'd kill myself but I can't find any motivation to do it.
>>682547257
Get at me
>>682547942
Not the same guy, I've posted like 4 of my shits
>>682539047
>>682548099
Awesome
>>682540540
>>682548316
Look up "dietary fiber"
>>682539047
>>682542212
It's an old Ikea commercial.
Literally telling you it's okay to throw out fully functioning furniture and appliances so you can buy their godawful crap.
bump
want to see more shit
>>682549139
Request fullfilled
>>682539047
Is that Brienne of Tarth?
>>682549419
wew lad, did you eat a whole turkey?
>>682539047
I'd like her to peg me with a
Gregor Clegane-sized dildo
I made this things
>>682545560
mas de la lady chicharrones
>>682549505
Yup
>>682550070
oh shit dude i remember reading this book as a kid
>>682540088
>>682539887
the filenames...
>>682549505
yes
Snapchat garbage
This is /b/, that's kind of the point of the whole board
left or right?
>>682550070
o hell yeah I love this book
>>682549586
No honestly I took that one off google images. I used to have some glorious shits on my old phone but i broke it and lost the pics. The other ones I've posted are my own creations
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=498phDEVAk0
>>682550321
Does this kid harbor a revenge fantasy or something
>>682539047
>>682550321
If that's your dad why haven't you replied? Or do you at least know the story?
>>682550713
It makes me cry
op, a fagoot, is
>>682550924
I saved it off a bawww thread, i know nothing about it
>>682550960
>>682539290
OK, seriously? Wtf man?
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=sporty+o+drop+it
>>682539047
>>682539290
Is this some kind of Giving Tree parallel?
I shall post my own shit.
>>682551537
how old are you?
either you are young, or you are much older than the core demographic here
>>682541607
JUST CAME INSTANTLY
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>682549769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DuXjaCChfg
>>682541719
Is that the Spike Jonze one?
That's one of my neighbors.
>>682550719
i would lick her dirty butthole clean then fuck it bloody.
>>682541719
>>682542212
>>682548818
https://youtu.be/TsQXQGaasUg Yes. Spike Jonze.
>>682552254
nothing impresses a woman more than telling her you'd lick the shit from her dirty asshole. you're obviously a real winner and marriage material.
>>682540714
Hes a Vice reporter, Hamilton i think, hes the one that makes most of the drug documentaries on vice's youtube
>>682541719
The lamp worked and she threw it away? That wasteful son of a bitch.
>>682545274
Comment expressing my satisfaction of provided gif and the hilarity I thought resided within
>>682539047
Low-key, when I saw her in GOT screenshots I thought she was a man.
>>682552554
Verg detected also failed trips
>>682539047
holly shit is this legit or photoshop? i mean is that the actress from GoT?
>>682554424
>beta who wants to eat a woman's shit calls someone a virgin
lol
Shall we start a new threads, gents?
>>682555657
I second this motion of our esteemed colleague.
NEW THREAD
>>682556049
