Dubs decide what I say too this chick who I guess likes me. Could get nudes idk.
Ask for nudes
>>682539004
bump for potential
Ask her out on a date
>>682539004
>You ain't mad
>Nahh
I'm fucking furious!! stay away from me!
Send a pic of your asshole and say "you wanna stick your tongue where the sun don't shine, baby?"
>>682539004
What does your but hole smell like?
>>682539425
Reroll
>>682539450
Rawling
Now this bitch does take sleeping pills so if at anytime this bitch stops responding IMMA make a new thread tomorrow if I didn't fuck everything up yet
>>682539425
Reeeeeerolll
Do truth or Dare
Truth
"What's your spirit animal?"
"Do you collect rabbits feet?"
"Have you ever cleansed a troll den with your thu'um?"
Dare
>tits painted in ketchup
Gimme a respond to this lmao
Wanna combover and ride the Trump train with me?
>>682539677
WINRAR
>>682539677
Winrar!
>>682539677
Here fam
>>682539004
let me tell you about the Jews
Winrar 77
>>682539825
oh shiiit, love u OP
>>682539825
Love you op
>>682539663
Show me your tits
>>682539903
Rolling for "let me smell it"
Think you could send me a pic of you? Doesn't have to be nude, but feel free ;)
I don't belive you
>>682539903
Can I throat fuck you with a chainsaw?
>>682539903
Ask her if its clean and if u can slide in without any problems
>>682540084
This
>>682540004
roll
Send me a pic of your butthole, I bet it's so sexy
>>682539903
ask her this... "can slide your warm fingers in my butthole." do it OP
Roll for "Good answer! Any chance I could see those lovely breasts of yours?"
>>682540084
Pls
Let me see your rack bb
>>682540004
Roll
>>682540021
rolling for this as well
At least send a tit pic babe
>>682540199
Winrar
>>682540199
Winrar
>>682540199
winRAR
>>682540084
rollin for this
Interesting, I think mine smells like lilacs. I'm not sure though give it sniff will ya?
>>682540021
rolling
>>682540199
GL op. We ain't getting nudes now
>>682540199
Fucking winrar
You have the fattest fucking legs I've ever seen
>>682540004
roll
>>682540199
Here
>>682540435
Oops forgot photo
>>682540496
Respond
And sup Jeremy if you still here bruh
>>682540496
Now we wait
>>682540260
Rolling for this next
>>682540616
>>682540586
Check it bruh
>>682540586
I think mine smells like lilacs. I'm not sure though give it sniff will ya?
rolling for "can i slide my micro
penis into your vag"
>>682540703
I sees it
>>682540699
Winrar
Sup Justin. Nice butthole
send me a buttholio pic qt
>>682539578
Rollerino
>>682540699
Finally
>>682540699
>> winrar
Lemme see your asscrack
>>682540699
Winrar
"how about i eat you out tmrw"
Lol my post about the tit pic got chosen. Win.
Can I finger your pooper
>>682540699
Oh shit this might go bad
>>682540929
After the tit one
Can you just send me nudes so I can share them with my friends on a Nigerian Ivory Trading forum.
>>682540929
I want to stick my slick finger into your tight farthole, and pop it out like a cork and lick the choco-suds off my finger
>>682541021
Rerolls
>>682541055
Damn winrar
Send me a picture with a sharpie In the pooper
Uhh
>>682541055
Well
>>682541055
win
>>682541055
winrar
It never fails to amuse me how autistic/b/ is as a whole.
>>682541055
Holy fucking winrar
>>682540993
Roll
>>682540929
roll.
>>682541055
Winrar
>>682541134
Is she retarded, op?
Say what again
>>682541167
If she sends -
Lol wtf is wrong with your tits
If she doesn't -
I'll trade you a pic of my bhole
>>682541134
Are we talking to a retarded chick?
I want to implant you with my seed
>>682541199
Winrar again
>>682539004
sorry, i have text tourettes when I get lewd thoughts of you
Here
Please send me a picture of your boobs? That's all i was asking
>>682541199
Win
>>682541233
Wasted dubs
>>682541288
win again
>>682541293
wtf i won 2 times.
>>682541288
They are tomato seeds
>>682541134
Are you blind or autistic?
>>682541288
Dubs
Lol jk. So what are you thinking about? (((:
>>682539004
Just a lil sideboob for titty tuesday
>>682541338
Kek
>>682541338
RIP Thread, abort.
>>682541411
And again!
>>682541338
I'm fuckin dying here nigga
>>682541413
How did you know?
>>682541358
Here is my vote
vag pics or i kms
>>682541461
Rolling for "Are you retarded, bitch?"
>>682539004
please don't hate me, i'm a virgin and im new at this sexting thing
>>682541039
Rolling for this
>>682541400
Working on it too many dubs for my speed
>>682541461
You heard me, show me those titties nigger!
stop theses "whats" its annoing, now send me your tits pic
Get with the program babe. I want your ass.
I'll give you my thick cock in return.
>>682541461
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
>>682541358
I second this
"Lol but seriously, mind sending me something that I could have fun with..? ;)"
>>682541358
Rolling for this
Life is about 2 things, me inside of you, right babe?
>>682541684
Roll
>>682541621
"i want to shove my cock inside you"
>>682541669
Roll
>>682539004
i'm sorry, i just don't know how to talk to sluts.
CHICKEN BUTT
>>682541668
bump for horny boy
I'm just trying to say that you're ass is filthy and a man like me is perfect to clean it... With m'dick
Can I suck a fart out your ass
>>682541701
Abandon thread. She's confused AF
You mean clitoral fuck?
>>682541684
Rawl
>>682541701
I want to fuck you, is that clearer?
>>682541461
Oh stop it, you know you want it too ;)
>>682541708
Lmao roll
So much shit lol
>>682541744
Winrar
Honestly i just wanted a tit pic. Cartoon porn doesn't do it for me anymore
>>682541792
Roll
I'm a warrior tomorrow we will fight
>>682541771
double roll
>>682541701
For real i just like butt stuff i suppose, any way you could send me a pic of that booty?
>>682541744
Op!
>>682541701
are you mentally challenge or something? can you read?
>>682541744
Winrar
Been drinking sorry. Just though it would be funny but I guess I went to far
>>682541814
My vote
Hey sorry, my friend took my phone.
>>682541832
Gotchu
>>682539004
can you spray some 409 on my balls?
>>682541866
Winrar.exe
>>682541866
Winrar!
>>682541866
So much winrar
>>682541945
Say what one more time motherfucker!
>>682541916
Rolling t save thread
>>682541964
reroll
Picture of your tits please
DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER. I dare you. I DOUBLE DARE YOU!
I HATE DUMB BITCHES WHO "WUT" AT EVERYTHING YOU TYPE AS IF THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF DTF WHEN YOU KNOW THEY'RE SLUTS
9/11 is a love story between you and me
My toilets plugged, can I come over and take a shit in your toilet?
Op faggot set your profile pic
How about we just try the tip and see if we like it?
OP Don't fuck yourself, say you were joking and try to convince her about that tit pic.
I want to get a soda straw, gingerly insert it through the tight lips of your poo cave, and suck so hard I can feel all of your fecal residue spatter against the back of my throat
>>682542037
"Joke? Please, you know you want it."
>>682542099
Win
>>682542037
ive always liked you now come over and we fuck
>>682541916
Rolling for this
>>682542037
Dude the message isn't sending?
>>682542099
Fucking lol
>>682542037
The only joke is my dick size.
Gas the kikes
>>682539004
just the tip?
>>682542037
Yes, it is. I actually just wanted to know if you want to go and get caffeine?
how the fuck can i make it clearer bitch? you me tomorrow, my bed no clothes, lots of dirty fun
>>682542037
bitch you're a fucking joke
>>682542008
I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>>682542147
roll
>>682542037
"When the clock strikes that of morn, I will have yanked my noodle to oodles of pictures of your tits."
No serious we could have something carnal and beautiful, no joke
>>682542099
Oh fuck winrar
>>682542146
Reroll
You need to trust me in everything I do
>>682542251
Rolling for this
Now we wait I guess
>>682542238
Rolling for this
i want to stick a rusty spoon up your anal cavity
>>682542099
This winrar though lol
>>682542235
henry rollins
Ok lol I'll stop. Sorry i'm just really horny right now so thats why i'm acting weird haha.. But yah.. I really want you so bad.. My dick is hard....... So mind helping me out by sending a pic?
>>682542146
This nigger
Put your throbbing mass into me baby
>>682539004
i'm sorry i'm drunk and text ugly bitches and try to get some, ya know?
>>682542322
WINRAR WINRAR
Sorry ignore those messages. Tyrone stole my phone again and was trying to get white pussy
>>682542099
re-roll
>>682539004
https://rateyourmusic.com/~RancidHobo
>>682542147
reroll
>>682542366
Ayyyyyyy the winrar
>>682542322
Winrar!!! Deliver
>>682542323
Sorry about all of this, my dad thought it would be funny to take my cell phone. What's up?
>>682542146
Aight I'll try and do that I'll post tit pic if I get it I'll keep updating too
>>682542440
Roll for this kek
>>682542514
Lol
>>682542322
>>682542099
The ultimate showdown
You wanna play some csgo with me
>>682539004
you ever watch harry potter? I want you to call me dumledore while you like my hair balls
>>682542366
winok
i want to be the bill cosby in your life
sorry that was my friend XD
So many dubs.
I would be delighted to allow you to defecate directly into my mouth
>>682542322
This is the dubs I'm going for rn if it fails I keep saying your weird dub shit I WANT THEM TITS
It's all a joke.. I'm random sometimes .. But Can we please date? You are beautiful and I think I might love you..
>>682542440
Rooooll on this one
>>682542611
For the love of all that is holy.
>>682541338
kek
>>682542653
I'm just here for the free dubs
You must make me proud tomorrow
Could you please squirt on my anus?
>>682542696
roll
>>682542665
reroll
>>682542650
rell
pound me like the Confederacy pounded the Union at the Battle of Chancellorsville.
come over and lets fuck
>>682542796
Roll
>>682542696
Roll on this
Op is kill?
>>682542147
roll
>>682542796
Roll
forget me putting my dick in you, lets buy a 19 inch dildo and see how deep you can go in me
>>682542440
re-roll
>>682542696
rolling for this
>>682542240
Rollin
>>682539004
im really sorry about all of this, i got some viagra from this black dude and he cut it with something... im just not myself. Normally i dont text sluts
Hey girl, I was joking about all that weird butthole shit... (Haha get it???) anyways. What I honestly want you to do is get on your back and squirm around like a helpless kitten while I spray my demonseed on your fat knockers as I have you screaming for mercy, then I'll bend you over and split your butthole in half with my magic staff as I have you call me pablo, and afterwards we'll go out for mexican food. Then afterwards instead of destroying your butthole over the toilet youre gonna destroy it over my face, I love that shitty mexican food gurl.
