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Waifu Claiming Thread
You guys know the rules by now
>>682538238
will you stop this faggotry already
>Shizuru get!
Oh look a shiny Rikka claim.
>>682521559
>Victory
Fuck yes! I thought of something even more ridiculous as I was driving, have my sub surface and shoot at their propellers in the 1 in a million chance you disable them.
Iowa claim
Best mage claimed~
>>682538238
Max is best Waifu
I don't know the rules
pls
>>682538333
Check'd
Well sometimes I put barbecue on my fries but I guess that isn't too weird
>>682538238
best girl claimed!
>lurkin hard edition
>fuckin food poisoning
>>682538440
>shiny
>>682538120
Y-Yuuko..
>>682538440
Rikka Im gonna fuck you with my tongue.
>people actually eat mayonnaise
How are you today?
Enju claimed
>>682538238
autist
AFK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqScKIZaurE
>>682538609
il n'a pas la mayonnaise et des frites ? Quel idiot
Topkek
>>682538238
ITT: grown-ass men fantasize about which fucking cartoon character they want most. beyond fucking belief.
>>682538773
Fuck off shitposter.
>>682538773
>cartoon
>>682538527
See thats fine, I do that sometimes too!
>>682538546
Secret Rare level rarity!
>>682538583
Ah! I...I mean if you want to.
>>682538658
Hey I am doing alright how are you today? I love that hair color mang.
>>682538725
Il n'y a pas de mayonaise et de frites?
Fixed it for you~
>>682538773
>grown-ass men
Not all of us
*cough* Yuuko *cough*
>>682538037
It will bite back. I fully expect it to. But it's worth it. All of it.
Thank you. I am truly sorry that things didn't work out for you. I shouldn't have said anything.
>>682538871
I do. I just did not want to be so blunt~
>>682538871
pretty tired because its 4am, trying to fix my sleep schedule
Miho claimed
Hello.
>>682538965
Merci
>Chloe i swear to god if i have to save you from being shot one more time..
>>682538871
I'm glad I'm not the only one
>some of my family likes to put buffalo sauce on their fries
>>682539067
You can be blunt you know I dont mind Tsuyu!
>>682539137
Youre trying to fix your sleep schedule but you stayed up until 4am? Jesus man
>>682538609
you dont?
>>682538440
That's a hungry rikka
>>682538449
The propellers would be blocked by the hull of the ship though
>>682539398
spike
>>682538609
U wot?
>>682538658
Hi how are you?
>>682538333
wew karen rekt by the trips
>>682538358
>rattle
>>682538609
why don't you?
>sachi claim
Sonico claimed
>>682539345
Oh that sounds great as well! Damn I wann get some fries now damn it.
>>682539411
A very hungry Rikka actually, and thats a sweet looking smug
>>682538609
kys
do it
apply the noose
>>682539376
I woke up at 3pm and Im trying to stay awake until I can sleep at a normal time
I'm doin it
>Barry
>also Aizawa Nagisa claimed
>>682539519
ots a me yes. but im at work.. working sprt of
not really
hardly workin
>>682538986
Don't worry about it, your post helped me realize I really am starting to get over it and that just because it didn't work with me it doesn't mean its not working for everyone else.
>people actually eat fries
>>682539876
Have fun~
>protip, explore the livin' shit out of the areas
>>682539915
have fun paying those bills mr.man
>yuuko
>>682540056
Why wouldn't you eat fries?
>
>>682540056
yer a lizard karry
>>682540083
I've beaten the game 4 times, I just wanted to announce that I'm doing a Guts build for pvp.
>>682540119
you shut your whpre mouth you lil shit ill have you know ive only cried twice today
Jolyne "The Best Girl" Cujoh claimed
>>682539376
Where are we gonnd do it though~ <3
>>682538238
hihihi
>>682540306
Oh right, sorry then lol. I've seen so many videos of Guts Builds, seems like fun~
C.C. Claim
>>682538609
You are supposed to eat it? I thought it was an instrument.
>>682538773
Of all the weird shit that goes down on planet earth, hell on /b/, this surprises you?
>>682539483
Either way its a fucking ridiculous idea but I felt like I had to do something.
I'd say it was a good day though, went up against a fucking carrier and its sub killer bodyguards and won.
I want to fund Funni Kanno's research!
Is it bad i wanted to kill chloe
But i also wanted to murder all of the autismos in Arcadia?
Especially that one bitch that sucks up to mr. Jefferson, whatever her name is
>>682539150
RIP
So sleepy.
>>682540550
>so many
Aw fuck me, I knew I should have done my Robert Strong one instead.
>>682539748
Shinoa can smug even sweetly. But in this Maid outfit, she serves only one person
>>682540056
>not eating thin potato sticks
>>682540642
npt until you build sex dungeon
>>682540424
good to see you're still lurking
>>682540642
go to sleep bubblegum. get wrapped up nice and cozy
>>682540556
I made a joke about that to my band teacher
>now i play mayonnaisse
>>682539786
Good luck to you sir, I hope you can fix it. What are you gonna do today so you dont fall asleep at a not normal time?
>>682540440
Sucks you dont have discord anymore we could there.
>>682540783
And who is that person? Please please is it me??
Claimed.
Only got 10 mins.
>>682538238
im all about this best girl
>>682540767
Do eet! Make one ugly death-looking character and fuck shit up~
>>682541118
kidnapped
>>682541009
Oh I'm waiting for her to say something or pop up. She knows who she is. She's always lurking
>>682541118
Hi!
>>682540560
Yeah, an ASW hunting fleet would normally perform much better than that.
The secret is to fire torpedoes in such a way that no matter where he turns he is guaranteed to run into one.
>>682541118
That's what i say to all of my sexual partners
>aka my hand
>>682541009
I do but I've found telegram easier to keep secret and stuff
The waifuest of waifus.
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>682541009
go to work and drink some coffee. I hope that will be enough
>>682538725
>>682539398
>>682539528
>>682539629
>>682539767
>>682540144
>>682540145
>>682540556
>>682540783
>people actually eat
come on guys what are you doing
>>682541222
>as zombified looking as possible
>Morne chest legs and gloves
>black iron helm
>Black Knight greataxe
>>682541489
Eating is fun
>>682540787
Not until you can spell correctly.
>>682540792
I will soon.
>>682541489
People actually exist, what a fucking joke.
>>682541489
In my case making a lame spongebob joke
>>682541489
nom
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
>>682541655
ots my phone keyboard you shit o actually ytey but its a shir you see when o dont try its a lot worse so get to it
>>682541521
I can already picture it. It's gonna be glorious~
>>682540640
Hello! Hope you're doing well.
>>682541300
What... No!
>>682541371
Evening! How are you?
>>682540642
Go to sleep. Tell me what I missed tomorrow.
>>682541386
Yeah I learned that much from the torpedo boats you can build in Shogun 2 Fall of the Samurai, also knew that carrier needed to die immediately, the cruiser was the only thing to get away right?
>>682541755
What you gonna do?
Kermit suicide?
Do it
Apply the noose
>>682541371
Aw damn, she must be a very special person to get your sweet sweet smugs.
>>682541433
Imma sounds stupid right now, whats that?
>>682541475
Please for the love of god dont crash!
>>682541489
I could eat garlic bread forever. For every meal.
\
>>682542340
>>682541661
this man understands
>>682541609
eating is for plebs kiddo
when you can deconstruct food at the molecular level and absorb the useful nutrients come talk to me
>>682541680
it was a totally fresh meme too
>>682541737
om
>>682542038
I approve of this
>>682542442
Why hello Mage hat.
kek
>>682542442
>>682542442
i heard lurking was the thing cool kids do
>>682538238
>from the shadows
>>682542624
seriously upset about having food poisoning
>>682541841
What?
>>682541924
Alright.
>>682542635
Hello~
>>682541489
<not eating
Plant confirmed
>>682541914
Good. You dude?
>>682542038
That and she's more rapey
>>682542340
I see you!
>>682542945
How are you this evening?
>>682542947
>discovered
Hi Shinoa
>>682542038
Another messenger but with more security and stuff
>>682542688
No one noticed me
>time to apply noose
>>682543329
telegram! add me!
>QueenAsuka
>>682542947
>mfw there are humans posting on this board RIGHT NOW
>>682542816
What poisoned you? sorry about that kek
>>682542706
it's for faggos
>>682542947
That's great! I'm doing alright, now I have to head off to work again. I'll be back later. Take care.
>>682543233
Hat is fine this evening~ How about you?
Goodnight everyone.
I'll try to fuck up less tomorrow.
>>682543470
girlfriend undercooked chicken >.<
>>682543611
good night galko
we love you anyway
>Karen
I played a scary game and now can't sleep :(
Im gonna leave now.
Bye, love you
>>682541924
Yes, the cruiser ran away but he was too fast to catch up to, and he also wasn't the mission.
These things are kinda hard to manage, yet fun to do.
It would be a character limit nightmare with more than two people playing though.
I could do a multiple choice thing but that's not as fun.
It's better whenever you can do whatever you wish rather than being limited to a,b,c,d
>>682543456
O-Oh okay <3
>>682543611
Sweet dreams Galko, if you can keep that attitude it will be fine!
>Homu
>>682543470
why don't you do it then?
>>682543706
go play more scary games until you can sleep again
>>682543706
What game was it?
Claimed
>>682543828
Hey btw, I made one too. AizawaBarry, addo pls
>>682543859
anyone here play Ark?
all mine
>>682543611
goodnight beautiful
>yuuko
>not noticed
>>682543916
Cry of fear.
>>682543859
No I'm too sp00ked to go to the bathroom.
>>682543233
Hello again! How's your day?
>>682543470
:O
>>682543498
OK peace dude
>>682543611
Night!
>>682543706
Kind black man?
>>682543712
Bye!
>>682544002
memememememememe
>>682544151
Boop!
>>682542624
Glad I have your approval, was hoping someone would get the reference but we good.
>>682542947
Its that bunny isnt it?!?
>>682543329
I will get it now!
>>682544159
>Cry of fear.
Oooh! I'm really glad that you tried it out. How far did you get?
>>682544202
wot
>>682544151
>noticed
>>682542876
im using my phone keyboard which is a bitch. i have to type slowly to avoid rampant typos.
nigger
>>682544268
Yes it is
>>682544159
God, quit being a faggot and man up.
jk, shit's scary yo.
>>682543454
bye
>>682543611
Goodnight.
>>682543726
Yeah I know I was just curious, just makes me wonder why they ran away so soon, I doubt you thought much about that but I can't help my curiosity.
Yeah more than just a few people and it'd be crazy and the open choices is a great idea, especially with your knowledge.
>>682543546
Tired. Other than that. Not too bad
>>682544187
Its okay. Thread was a little salty earlier so I bailed... How about you?
>>682544187
Yes kind black man.
>>682544300
Whaddya mean did you make it or something? Not too far. Still in the apartments and the lights went out. 3sp00k.
>>682544268
Yay <3
>>682544151
>noticed
say something we can reply to though
>>682543859
>lurking for the past three threads
I'm literally sitting on a cock right now
>>682543671
fuck
did at least taste good?
>>682544268
What was the reference from?
tfw ignored again, rip
>>682544303
You asked if anyone played Ark, I do. Quite a lot actually, though I've stopped since DS3 came out.
>>682544260
hey you cute
>>682544323
ur adorable
>>682544607
>I'm literally sitting on a cock right now
Nigga what?
>>682544355
Is it good though? I don't want to soil my pants over a shitty plot.
>>682544662
Not ignored ya doot
>>682544547
No, I just really like the game. You brought it up earlier. Perhaps you missed my reply.
Apartments is some scary shit. Have you crossed the water corridor yet?
>>682544607
IM NOT GOOD AT SAYING THINGS TO REPLY TOO
HOW ARE YOU TODAY YOU ADORABLE
>>682544347
I KNEW IT I am too good at this heh.
>>682544557
Whats your username on there?
>>682544607
Scott Pilgrim
>>682544674
So are you! Your waifu is my favourite in this anime~
>>682544482
Nice, at least you're not having a poop day~ What were you up to today?
>>682544607
i told her it did >.<
>>682544662
>I do. Quite a lot actually, though I've stopped since DS3 came out.
how was i supposed to glean that from
>memememememememe
lol
i really love Ark but my server is pretty dead
>>682545052
Tell me yours~~
>>682544970
Yes. Fuck that. Yes. Is the plot good? I never got to play it because I needed the 64 bit patch. Those little kid things fuck my shit up. Oh I just got the gun is where I left off.
>>682544159
spooking yourself more is the best idea
>>682544607
you need to post lurk picks atleast
>>682544482
That's understandable
>>682544674
You're super cute too!
>>682545052
I'm I that readable?
>>682545368
hows your day been? how are you?
>>682545368
painfully cute!
>>682544921
tfw I don't know how to check shit on this app ya doot
pls teach
>>682545117
>I really love ark but my server is pretty dead
At least your server is still up, can't say the same for the last, idk, TEN that I've had to rebuild on.
BOY
>>682544691
>he doesn't even take a 12 incher between his buttcheeks
come on dude what are you doing
no but I meant lurking is for faggos so I'm a big faggo
>>682545117
atta boy
gotta keep the missus happy
>>682545007
I'm doing good, what about you?
also try to post multiple replies in one post, helps slow down the thread
so like reply to multiple people like the other people here do (like the post I'm writing right now)
>>682545354
point taken but I dont think thread needs my help in hitting image limit kek
>>682545292
I think its just Rikka Takanashi haha
>>682545368
Nah I just knows who is always lerking in the shadows of the threads. You narrowed it down with that.
>>682545081
Trying to stay positive. Playin a lot of games.... The usual stuff
>>682545368
Yeah. Some of these older guys are a little aggressive sometimes...
>>682545726
OSHITWADDUP
>>682545826
Check the settings and you can make an @username to search by
>>682545516
you should play on my server! i just had to rebuild because of interbutt problems but i have a 4x4x2 stone building
>>682545767
but holy fuck i'm in pain
>>682545956
my laptop screen still isnt even fixed but ive found a workaround
>>682545893
That's the spirit~ Occupy your mind!
>Also, don't feel shy to vent
>>682546118
>2happy.gif
How does it feel like to browse 4chan without a plebphone?
>>682546355
really fucking good nigga holy shit
>>682546118
found the screen cord?
>>682546114
just think of all that sweet p00sy you're gonna get later
also tea, try tea
tea helps
>>682546355
best drummer in thread
>>682546538
hell yeah i did
>>682546538
>karen
>>682546118
What happened to your screen? I assume your workaround is finding another monitor
lurking is the new pee your pants
>>682546268
Thanks friend
>>682545767
but what if only one person ever replys to me :[
im ok today tho drinkin too much soda
oh wait
I'm a fucking retard apparently
please allow me to an hero in shame
>>682546114
>4x4x2 stone
depending on the server modifiers, if I join it'll be a 8x8x6 military complex within days lol
>>682545961
Got it I am now TheTyrantsEye
>Rikka
>>682545326
Hm. I don't know if the plot is any good, but I enjoyed it for what it was. There is some dialogue in that game that I think could certainly have been written better. But again, I still liked it quite a lot. Only horror game that was able to scare me, actually.
>Those little kid things fuck my shit up
Yeah, those things are disturbing. It gets worse.
>just got the gun
Alright, good. Remember that you can use it as a bludgeon and dual-wield it with your knife - but you CANNOT reload the weapon if you're dual-wielding.
>>682545452
To answer both, good. You?
>>682545465
Thank you! Youre super cute too!
>>682545826
Lol nice
>>682545893
We'll that I don't find it understandable nor do I want to know
>shinoa bro
>>682546779
i fucking stepped on it
im using my tv currently kek
>>682546903
its fine if no one replies. your world will not end amd it will not be your last conversation
