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Waifu claiming thread.
>Deus vult edition.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>tell us your fantasies
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Don't be a heretic
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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>>682506153
It's just that it's kind of easier in the other side.
Only that~
>squeezes it hard
It's so plump <3

>>682506804
Come on, don't be jealous!
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>>682505461
You tried man. Keep at it!

>>682505678
It's okay prinz. I'm here for you

>>682505720
You don't even have an anon lol. Maybe you and spike...

>>682506043
>mfw she's just using me and will come right back to you or the others
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>Shizuru get!
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Shiki claimed
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>2hours sleep
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>>682508389
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>>682508086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0hLBF0rN8
mandatory cc claim
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>lurk
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>>682508086
kagami claimed!!!
>fantasies.....
homu knows about those kek
>>682508389
no!! she really does like you!!! i've seen it!!!
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Dio-sama...

>>682508389
Wat

I meant

Dio

and Dio anon

being both me and not at the same time

Because there's Dio-sama and there's me the guy who claims Dio-sama.
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I have severe depression and want to kill myself everyday.
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>>682507851
This is why they aren't
Fran
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>>682508424
I tried to do the thing, but I'm way too slow on mobile.
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Best mage's hat claimed~

>Kagami is toptier qt
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>>682506488
>Pic related
>>682506785
>Hide from the ERP rattle
>>>682506804
I did get banned. I got better.
Nothing wrong with teasing.
In moderation
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>>682508086
Claimed!
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Milinda claim
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Thanks for the thread!

Claiming best ass waifuu!

>>682507866
>Should we keep on teasing her or going for the big game?

Because I can go on for ever like this!

>>682508318
Yeah I know. But you're the one who decided to go there first!
>Licking every pieces of this fine booty
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>>682508607
stiff upper lip and disregard depression.
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>>682508607
But you have me!

This is former NEET tomoko, right?
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>>682508086
anyone else feel dead inside like not sad not happy just nothing. been stuck in this for years what are ways out. i know some of you fags know what i mean.

also papi all the way
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>>682508318
> squeezing Aqua's butt with Noire
You're right! It's plump, but also firm!
I'm not jealous if all three of us can have fun together! You're always the bottom >:D

>>682508450
Go back to your eroge, Kirino!

>>682508607
Don't kill yourself! It doesn't end here! Stay positive, don't just think it's over when it's not over! Think positive! Think Nep!

> Neptune GET!
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>>682508743
we're gonna have this war forever huh???
>megumin is a lot cuter than kagami
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>>682508318
>>682508389
>>682508406
>>682508424
>>682508450
>>682508465
>>682508494
>>682508499
>>682508514
>>682508572
>>682508580
>>682508596
>>682508607
>>682508615
>>682508667
>>682508743
>>682508778
>>682508787
>>682508817
>>682508872
Have a (you) or some shit.

>>682508499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

>>682508743
>mage=witch, witch=witchcraft
>

>>682508787
Nice waifu anon.
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>>682504447
>Open fire on the largest target
Carrier
>full salvo
The Carrier is annihilated and a Destroyer is caught in the salvo, they both sink in minutes.
The remaining Destroyers (save for one, to guard the Cruiser) turn West, ready to tear you a new one.
They have lost all interest in the "small" sub and are now hunting the "fucking monster" sub, the I-400.
>firing a rear salvo at the closest target
The U-boat is able to strike and disable the Destroyer closest to you, leaving her dead in the water (she's unable to move and cannot be repaired).
You now have two Fletcher-class Destroyers chasing you.

You will be able to reload and turn to face the Destroyers before they reach you.
You will have one, single, full salvo to use at periscope depth.
If you fail to sink both Destroyers you will be killed and fail the mission.

You reload and turn to face them.
They are 400 Meters away, and 200 Meters apart from each other.
You must place your shots in such a way that you can sink both of them.
You may fire wherever you want and you may wait to fire until they get closer, but be careful with letting them close.
You have 8 torpedoes in a salvo.
>reminder: you cannot fire from under 100 meters away
Orders?
>>682505943
>Launch 4 torpedoes at the carrier and have the Germans fire on the lead destroyer at the same time as us
You are able to hit the Carrier multiple times, and several loud booms are heard a couple miles off.
You safely retreat a mile and rise to periscope depth.
Two of the Destroyers are nowhere to be seen, and the enemy Carrier is listing 30 degrees to starboard side.
Her attack aircraft start to slide off the side of the flight deck before they can equip ASW weapons and take off.
All remaining ships are closing in on you and you're both fully loaded again.

Your orders, Commander?
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>>682508977
>>682508743
You are both qt! Done! No Waifu War 3!

Fran is still the biggest qt3.14 though
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Whole lotta nerds in here...
...Kneesocks Claimed
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>>682508977
Fine! Let's make a deal~
If you finish Dark Souls 3, then you will win
>>682509168
>mage=witch, witch=witchcraft
>
kek, I'm fucked, aren't I?
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>>682508872
I know, that's why I'm reminding it~
>Oh, don't shake it~
>Buries face in your booty

>>682508924
Why don't you be the bottom?~
>pinches cheek
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>>682508494
nice gondola
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>>682508977
hasn't it been established you are both qt's?

>sachi claim
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>>682508607
are you me?
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>>682508906
I was there for 18 years, back when I was attracted to nothing, no one, and when I despised relationships.
> pic related - favorite MegaMan StarForce character

>>682509424
Never! I absolutely LOOOOVE teasing you, tsun-Noire~!
> kiss <3

> Nep <3
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>>682508465
You don't love me any more :(

>>682508572
Doubt

>>682508580
Loving yourself doesn't count lol

>>682508607
Arby's that bad?

>>682508906
Sorta. Just gotta find the light switch in the dark room

>>682509168
Thank (you)

>>682509355
Lol you're in here with us my dude. So you're a nerd too
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>>682509362
t-that's not fair!!!!!
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>>682509362
Not as much as a Saracen though, you see you can be trialed for being a witch.
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>>682509168
we having a music off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o84y-5-cO0
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>>682509355
Anarchy!
>>682509524
Hey Kyouko!
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>>682509565
>hugs
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Alright so...
QOTT
Whatcha listenin to?
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>>682508924
HEYY NEP! Why is it me who's getting squeez?
I thought it was Noire's times~
If its this way then...
>Grab Nep arm and putting her in front of me
>Starts rubbing her booty

>>682509424
Allrighty then! Just wanted to be clear~
>Feels really good~
>Don't really knows how to react
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>>682509336
Fran is top tier qt.>>682508883
Mmhmm.
>>682508924
Thanks but you're faggot. Sorry.
>>682508878
My life has no value and I don't see that changing.
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>>682508924
Maybe
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>>682509355
You say that like it's unusual.

>Shizuru
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>>682509622
Maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8

>>682509758
Check the post above.
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>>682509590
>flop
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>implying
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>>682509590
You're just saying that because I told Galko to never come back.
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>>682509189
Have the Germans attempt to sneak to the side of the enemies closing in on us, act as a distraction for them by firing upon the nearest ship shortly after it comes within range then dive and move further away and come back to periscope depth, attempt to find the two destroyers the disappeared with our radar.
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>>682509758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBg5Mb0avI

Nerd noise, boss fight edition.
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>>682509590
It was worse before Arby's, just bored I guess.
>>682509565
Did someone say suicide pact?
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>>682509615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g
I think I'll pass your offer thank you
>>682509609
Just like life~
>>682510105
>
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>>682509758
The empty silence of my depressing existance.
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Rikka Claimed.

Overwatch is 10/10 fun buy it bros!
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>>682509758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUaAsJCuyqE

>>682509524
Guess what I unpacked.
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>>682509865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEpMj-tqixs
ok
(sorry for long reply, got new hardrive and still trying to get stuff in order. annoying part, win8 was already installed)
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>>682510299
Is that you ster?
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>>682510083

>>682510299
sister
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>>682509586
But I want to tease you now...
>smirks

>>682509764
Got it~
On Aqua, take care of NepNep..
I'll keep you all for myself tonight <3
>hugs you from behind, rubbing your stomach
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>>682510397
Get that shit outta my face.
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>>682509694
Apple Core!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hOllF3TgAsM

>>682509814
Its not :3
Why do you think Im here?

>>682509865
Damn straight!

>>682510079
Mmm, that game was so dope

>>682510271
...same

>>682510354
Not too shabby eh!
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>>682510271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohK_fi5JwuQ
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Mei claimed

>>682509622
Do you have more of this type of music?
Finding good music gives me trouble every time
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>>682510494
<3
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>>682509764
Because your ass is godly! Aww!
> squeezing tsun-Noire's sexy butt <3

>>682509793
> calls me a faggot
> is suicidal
Well spoken, fucking beta, well spoken.
> inb4 sarcasm

>>682510494
Nice pic!
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>>682510258
>too real for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjCu9IEJBRs
>>682510354
hmmmm.....a pizza!!!!
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waluigi claimed

I Wah-nt to be with him for all eternity
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>>682510516
Ferbreezio pls
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>>682508086
> Those boobs

Tactical disadvantage.
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>>682510721
>kagami
>hyped at food
Is this real life?
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>>682510258
Oh that is the old system, in the new system you actually get a trial.


>>682510299
Hi anon also nice dubs.

>>682510488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11-37Me_a4
>win8 was already installed
Look on the bright side, it's not windows 10.

>>682510741
That is some serious heresy.
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>>682510618
>2016
>not wanting to kill yourself?
nothing other then this site keeps us alive.
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>>682509189
I request assistance from the germans and fire 4 torpedoes at each and pray to god that they hit, after firing i attempt quick dive attempt .
>>682509793
Your life has the value you make it, if you don't try to increase that value then you can't complain about feeling worthless.
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>>682509758
Can't get enough of him. Catch, good songs and he speaks the truth. This is real rythem and beat
https://youtu.be/hRVOOwFNp5U

>>682509879
>
Stop teasing me..

>>682509938
Nah Galky is taking a nap but you gotta have an anon itt. Someone in here. Right? And if it's another dio lover?

>>682510083
Dude don't be saying that kind of shit
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>>682510880
>catch
Meant catchy
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>>682510354
Y'Shaarj kek

>>682509694
Heyo Fran!
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>>682510490
Ster?

>>682510494
Hey sis what happened to you, why are you just a line!?

>>682510838
Thanks man.
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>>682510618
>it's a meme you dip
>not suicadal
>I don't have to take shit from an erping faggot who jacks off in his Mom's basement with other erping faggots.

Opinion discarded.
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>>682510834
huh.....you're right!!, i still haven't eaten today though kek!!
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>>682509793
Thanks Tomo <3

https://jeffrosenstock.bandcamp.com/
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>>682510511
I'll take care of her I promess~
I don't mind this at all<3
>You feel so warm. Put my hands behind your back.
>Trying to grab one ass cheek

>>682510618
Ohhh you're right thanks Nep Nep~
>Squeez it harder, She likes it this way<3
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>>682510618
>thing
>other thing
>sarcastic comment
>inb4

Baby's first internet argument.
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>>682511043
lost
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>>682510880
That's ridiculous, I'm anonymous and I'm claming Dio, how could I not call myself Dio anon?
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Such form
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Clam
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>>682510874
I don't know what to do.
>>682510880
Bored with life nigga. I seriously don't know what to do with myself.
>I was joking.

>Tomocrawlinginmyskin
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>>682510838
Mhh... Nope, I'll pass~
>
>>682510721
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be able to beat the game!
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>>682509758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huFph-rhucE

i like this song but it gets a bit shouty.
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>>682510880
I need to go deeper in rap, culture me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL9xtGiotkI

>>682510967
Nope, im not as "lucky" as you. Yogg, now I just need to think of which class will I have fun with him first.

>>682511055
How many hours ago did you wake up? Like... sometimes I wake up randomly 3 hours after going to sleep super hungry for no reason.
>hey at least you don't have to spend a lot of money on food
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>>682510609
its from the mushishi ost
the whole ost is amazing
listen to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbvoU84-MgY


>>682510838
heh, i guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBBFDb0hC4Y
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>>682510967
So how are doing?

>>682511321
Well, you have a job now! That's something
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>>682510618
the hell just started here

>>682511021
It's a long story.
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>>682511021
The washed up youtuber.
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>>682511408
Thanks!
I'll take a look at it.
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Lurking claim.
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>>682511321
Go be a normal human, go study or learn a craft, get a family and give your life meaning through your children.
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>>682511359
about 12 ago now, i think my brain is broken lol, i only ate 2 eggs yesterday....oh well kek
that's true, but i'll prolly binge shop for food anyways....
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>>682511088
Interesting music Fram. What else do you listen to?
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>>682511323
Oh come on, it will be fun, you get an attorney and shit, did I mention a possibility of burning at the stake even if you win the trial?

>>682511408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ-IBNPIVqg
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>>682511669
https://vine.bandcamp.com/album/what-could-go-wrong
>kekgami
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>>682511408
>c2
>discussing music
Are you the OG?

>>682511650
Long time no see, I thought you died or something.

>>682511624
What you ate yesterday would be enough for 1/4 of my breakfast... and im super skinny! We have both weird metabolisms.
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>>682511517
Ive got time, unless you dont wanna explain thats fine too.

>>682511531
Oh. Well I have yet to become a washed up youtuber. One day though
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I got to go niggas!
I'll be back later cause everyone knows that we're all stuck here~

Nep finish Noire for me pls
>I'll come back for you my little Noire don't worry<3
>Kiss Nep and Noire before leaving<3

Nep,Noire,Megumin,Rikka,Shinoan,Kagami big love

See ya later nerds
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>>682511517
you draw that? looks pretty good
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>>682510838
why thank you
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>>682511905
Bai
>Homu
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Touka Kirishima Claimed
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>>682510848
> nothing other THAN* this site keeps us alive
You've gotta be kidding me.

>>682511043
> posts that kind of meme
> claims not to be suicidal
What are you? 12?
> jacks off in his mom's basement
More like it's what you wish you could do.
You're definitely a faggot who can't do anything other than to post on 4chan boards. How about you get out some more and do something else every now and then?

>>682511090
Of course she loves it! <3 GO FOR THE BOOBS NEXT!
> groping Noire's boobage

>>682511092
> can't pay attention to detail
You need to get out more too. Is this all you do out of your life? Go on 4chan all day, everyday? Come on.

>>682511905
Aww! Take care, Aqua!
> goodbye kiss <3
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>>682511860
>>discussing music
Of course, he said the magical words "obligatory claim"
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>>682511860
i wouldn't doubt yours is a healthier version lol, but it's been like this since high school if i remember right
>skeleton for life
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>>682511623
So many implications in that post.
>tfw gay
>tfw 5000k in debt at 18
>tfw nothing brings me joy anymore
>tfw tearing up while typing this.
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>>682511905
Bye anon, have a nice night/day.
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>>682511896
long story short i will accept any yuuko OC

>>682511962
i did not. Most of these i just happen to find on /a/
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>>682511905
See ya testosterone monster~
>>682511734
Damn.. This offer is getting better
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I am enjoying my day.
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>>682511669
Pretty shitty stuff
I don't feel like linking, so here you are

Arroyo Deathmatch
Jeffery Lewis
Ghost Mice
Anorexic Olsen twin
Pretend You're Happy
Blackbird Raum
Days n Daze
Micheal Jordan Touchdown Pass
Front Bottoms

And some other guys

>>682512061
But I like you!
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I wish i could match his skill at tennis, but sadly I can not, no matter how hard I try
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>>682511117
I'm saying what if there was another dio anon who also like dio and would prefer to post a husbando?

>>682511321
New hobbies?
>buy a katana

>>682511359
Don't know much since middle school time was full of niggers and beaners listening to them. But slowly beginning to like it. Here's one from big sean thay I love so much
https://youtu.be/GBVotNefYME
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>>682512189
Good, I'm glad you're happy.
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>>682511860
if 2007 was the year i knew 4chan was doomed
then yes i am
if 2006 was the year i broke my nose
yes i am
and if i have a FUCKIN INGROWING TOE NAIl
then yes i am

im a dick

>>682511734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3u5h9cPTBw
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>>682509943
>Have the Germans attempt to sneak to the side of the enemies closing in on us
The U-boat has no special coating on their hull and is detected by active sonar.
The distraction works and the three remaining Destroyers advance on the U-boat.
The U-boat cannot fire safely and must turn to run.
The heavy cruiser begins to retreat, presumably ordered to run away.
Your I-400 has a full salvo loaded, and aimed at the broadside of the three Destroyers.
You have 8 torpedoes and the U-boat must live, or else you will fail the mission.
At this range you can only chose the direction of the salvo, but not the precise location.
>protip: since you have a broadside shot at a longer range they will not see the salvo until it's close
>this also means that even if you do not kill/disable all three you are guaranteed to make them swerve, giving the U-boat a single aft shot to use for self-defense.

Where will we put the salvo, Commander?
>>682510874
>I request assistance from the germans
They are out of torpedo range, and cannot fire on the Destroyers.
>fire 4 torpedoes at each and pray to god that they hit
I'll need a specific location for each torpedo, and then that will be the final action you can take before you either win or lose.
Meter measurements are not mandatory but they'll help with shot placement.
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>>682512189
Had a good nap in see
>shinoa bro
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>>682512189
glad you no longer wish to die.
You're having a roller coaster of a day.
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>>682512189
Yay, that's great!
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I'm bored.

See you fags later.

>>682512026
>go on 4chan all day everyday?
Got'em!
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>>682511905
Love you too ass goddess <3 see you later

>>682512131
Anything? Wow I should get drawing!
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>>682512061
do you need to talk man??
>kagami
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>>682512061
>5000k
So you're 5mil in debt lol?

No but all joking aside how the fuck did you accrue 5k of debt by 18?
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>>682511090
Thanks Aqua~
>I might want to have some private fun, some time...
>>682511905
See you later, Aqua~

>>682512026
Hey!
So energetic~
>Pats her head
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>>682512026
why would i be kidding you guys are the only people ive really talked to in years. i leave this room to go work or buy food.
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>>682512189
Yo
Sweet, hope you enjoy it alot.
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>>682512189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4bYpBmEkdA
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>>682511860
I did
Kind off
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>>682512189
that's great galko!!! glad everything's falling into place for ya, best of wishes to you!!!
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>>682512061
>5000k in debt at 18
How the fuck did you manage to do that anon, the only thing that I can think of right now being the cause is student debt or whatever it's called in the US.

>>682512135
There might even be some explosions, that is if you manage to win the trail.

>>682512189
That's good.

>>682512335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA4PnGGLkfU
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>>682512061
Shit man. How the fuck did that happen?
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>>682512045
At some point the "fake" cc was saying obligatory too in every thread.

>>682512057
I just don't understand where does all the food I eat go... Im a skeleton too and eat more than an average person.
>spooky scary kagamianon

>>682512258
Oh I see... took me a lot to start enjoying rap too, before high school I was the kind of kid who would say "I enjoy everything but rap" and refuse to enjoy it just because I thought it was nigger music... I think we can drink from each other knowleadge then. Nice song! Do you know Tyler?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFZlAACjEYY
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>>682512026
What part of opinion discarded did you not understand? This is the only thing I do on 4chan. I would really appreciate you fucking off because you're the reason I come here less and less. I know I'm a fucking loser but at least I don't spend my time erping in a thread that is some people's only form of socialization. You go out and get a life you worthless faggot. How would your family feel if they saw the subhuman shit you do with your time?

I'm not saying you should kill yourself.

But I'm also not saying you shouldn't.
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>>682512578
naw, im the same anon....we got this lonlieness together
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>>682512026
>gets this mad
wew dude.
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>>682512317
Thank you. How's your day been?

>>682512378
I only slept for like 30 minutes.

>>682512395
A special someone cheered me up.

>>682512456
Hi Fran!

>>682512612
Yo
>thank you
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>>682512475
hope your depth perception is better than your waifu's
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>>682511510
I'm doing good, what about you? Thanks for asking~

>>682511359
Oh, the RNGod. Have fun with him, even if he'll probably lose you more matches than anything else :^)
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Hajime Ichinose
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>>682512738
hahahahah, well at least it doesn't go to your thighs.....high metabolism is a great thing, isn't it?
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Tomoko wins that round, the ERP is extraordinarily fucking obnoxious.
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I wish I could take Wario's place in his heart
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I'm gonna go for a walk until I stop feeling like shit. See you guys never.
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>>682512045
*mandatory

>>682512738
****Manditory

>>682512726
time for shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJM-jof0wUQ
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>>682513083
someone fucking gets it
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>>682512061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
I may not come off as it by I can relate, I used to be that way just a couple of years ago. And all I can say is, talk to people about it and try to build something with what you got.

On a completely different note
>tfw 5000k in debt at 18
Fucking how
>>682512365
I'm going to need more details on their position related to me then, if I'm going to make a complete firing plan. What's their speed, are they sailing straight ahead to me, you say 200m aparts does that mean side by side or one 200m behind the other?
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>>682512801
i was thinking it might feel a bit better if i cleaned my place up a bit.
>>
I'm back. Sorry, although I'm skilled at driving, watching anime, and eating all at the same time, I can't post on 4chan in heavy traffic.

What's with all the angry posts, haha, aren't we known by the mods as "THE circlejerk thread"?
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>>682513011
>high metabolism is a great thing, isn't it?
>Triggered
That shit made me a poorfag, it's a curse! I'm hungry all day long and I hate it
>>682512726
If I praise Jesus, can I avoid this trial?
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>>682512335
>Ergo Proxy
My dark skinned friend. Its my favourite anime and the opening and ending fit the theme perfectly. Video related... its the ending song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLEbAVjiLA

>>682512668
Something bad happen? Im a bit worried about your job since you were always so bored in it I expected you to come here while working and vent out stress.

>>682512900
>RNGod
Wow I just realized this card is RNGesus himself.

>>682513011
I guess... I can enjoy eating and don't get fat. When I was a kid and told this to a science teacher she said it was because my brain was burning all the food and I got super happy lol.
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>>682513282
cleaning always helps me too, it's better living in a non messy place
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>>682513121
goodbye beautiful
Hope that works out well
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>>682513121
Have a nice walk.

>>682513209
Well shit, I am out of songs.

>>682513410
I think, no one has done that before.
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>>682513410
just do what i do and skip 2 meals kek, it saves me money!
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>>682513423
ahahahaha, like a bonfire??? that's amazing lol
>kagami
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>>682512777
You OK tomo?

>>682512836
What all are you and the babies up to?
>>682512900
Studying, that's all I've been doing recently, and will for about another week
>>682513083
WINNER! KEEP THE ERP IN PRIVATE!
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>>682512864
I use to be the right fielder in baseball, so I think it is better. Im sure hers is just fine. After the years of the patch she has adapted to the sight.

>>682513345
Damn eating and watching anime while driving? How long did it take for you to get good at that??
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>>682513444
nice get, i dunno when i thought itd be acceptable to leave the pan of mold next to the plate of fish.
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>>682512546
Always energetic! It's your daily dose of Nep! >:D
> smiling

>>682512612
Maid Kirino, something you don't see everyday.

>>682512463
I swear that's all some people do. No other hobbies, no friends, no nothing. Not even I imagine a life like that.

>>682512777
Subhuman shit? Look at yourself, you piece of trash. You admit yourself that you're a loser, so why not change that about yourself before you go criticizing others about posting something like that on a board like this? I was going to ask what your problem was, but it's not even a proper question. the proper question is what is NOT your problem. If you wish to come less and less, that's up to you. Don't worry though, I won't be here all day everyday, like you've probably done for years.
Maybe you should kill yourself after all, you disgusting subhuman piece of trash.

>>682512835
> ain't even mad
I welcome a bit of heat. Good every now and then.
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>>682513345
It's because these are filled with faggots now.

Well, let me rephrase that. These are filled with bigger faggots now.
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>>682513423
i should feel bad for not watching it but loving the soundtrack. i dont
i wanna wait until a year of just moe shit (it will come) to watch it

>>682513530
dont feel bad my brother
you could still become pope
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>>682512691
Thanks Kagami!

>>682513666
I'm completely in love, the animals are doing great.
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>>682513739
oh sheesh.....that's crazy lol, how do you do though anon???
>kagami
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>Battery almost dead
>I blame the Saracens for this.

Here is an early bread due to my battery being almost dead.

>>682513869
>>682513869
>>682513869
>>682513869
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>>682513799
>>682513083
this
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>>682513789
No u.
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>>682513799
I have to say, theese threads have been an interesting observation on the degeneration of a community, beards is a good example of newfags missing the point and filling the threads with "epic meme" shit.
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