Dubs tell me what to say
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs tell me what to say
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?
Want seX? xD
4chan is forcing me to say all of the next words, please ignore them
>>682504508
I like coconuts but they're hard to break, which is frustrating... You know what I mean?
Sorry that I bothered you so much before. Im just insecure but I really like you. Also, you need to lose some weight if you want to date me. No offense, but I don't date tubby girls, even if they are cute like you :)
O shit waddup!
>>682504827
Re-roll
>>682504508
Would you be interested in rating my penis?
>>682504827
Rolling for this!
>>682504939
Rolling
>>682504972
Double roller extreme
Was wondering if you want to go for a coffee once?
I just want you to know, i'd really like for us to get together and fuck.
>>682504827
Again rolling for this.
>>682504827
This tbh
Why does my nutsack smell funny?
I know I texted you twice, so you can see I'm really needy... Do you want to fuck?
>>682504508
I think I'm gay and you're the first person I'm telling this.
>>682504827
roll
I bet you ate paint chips as a child
ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ
>>682505049
Reroll
>>682504827
Rolling
>>682505208
Roll
Sometimes I wish I were a little girl. Not for anything weird, I just want to wear frilly dresses and have people call me cute
>>682505314
ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ
>>682504827
hmm
>>682504827
Rollin'
>>682505333
Winrar!
>>682505333
Winrar deliver faggot
>>682505333
Welp
>>682505333
WIN
Hey
Why does a gorilla always have a frown? Cuz in 10 million years it will be a nigger.
>>682504508
Hey buddy, I can take you in a fight! You're top broccoli ;) #lopezfolyf
ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ
>>682505660
Top cuck
>>682505475
Nice work
Shut up bitch, you know you want my dick.
>>682505660
LEL TOP KEK
Be honest. Please. I know you fantasized about me. It's normal. I'm charming.
>>682505660
Oh... My bad... Wanna skype though? I can jerk off my dog on cam for you :)?
>>682505660
Fuk off basterd bich, no breaks on the rape train
>>682505660
Yeah i dont do casual fucks but lose some weight and then we could talk sbout it
>>682505660
So I am too bad for you?
>>682505969
ro11
Guys i don't consider rolls
OP
>>682505660
Fuuuck, youre never going to get laid girl... I made you an offer you shouldnt have refused, now youre going to die as a virgin
>>682505660
It's ok, as long as you stay like this, I won't date you too, told you I don't date fat ass bitches anyway.
>>682505660
My dick is 8 inches
>>682504508
"Man I love eating loads of fibre cereal and then squatting over my toilet with my big brown ass and pushing as hard as I can until solid brown logs covered in mucous puncture my anus and splash down into the yellowed urine smelling water, as I lean forward with my tremendous girth flowing over my crotch in order to put a shit covered hand down my crack to wipe my ass crack. Oh how I then love to reach into the water and play with my shit as though it were playdoh, and then start smearing it all over my fat, pimply and hairy body. The warmth of my chocolate coating against my shit skin arouses me greatly and I reach a shit covered hand down to my penis, moving the folds of fat out of the way to stroke my wart covered cock as I moan. And then I will cum onto my hand and lick the combination of cum and shit and swallow it. After I have finished using my body fluids as lube I will lumber into my bathtub and soak myself in pork blood as I push air out of my asshole to make pork blood bubbles." - the prophet Muhammad
>>682506209
Roll
Just send her a pic of your dick...
Let me see those tits i might change my mind
>>682506209
rolling for this
>>682506209
re-roll
>>682506433
Winrar
Also, you're kinda flat chested, so you may be required to get implants by year 2.
>>682506433
WINRAR
>>682506185
roll
>>682505660
Well i do, and i'll gladly let you sit on my dick any time you like, too. That something you want?
>>682506497
I'll only re-roll once.
>>682506433
Deliver faggot op
>>682506433
winrar
>>682506433
winrar
>>682504508
pennis dicke and also ballz
>>682506537
I have a scat fetish and you look like a total piece of shit.
AHAHAHAHA, SHE BLOCKED ME
>>682506713
roll
>>682506268
Rolling
>>682506537
Besides that do you like playing video games? x3
>>682506728
Weak
>>682506537
I'm so sorry, this is borderline abusive, my dick is small, and I'm lonely.
>>682506728
yablewit.png
>>682506728
>Anonymous
rip
>>682504508
bruh i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
I'm doing another girl now
>>682506728
>make another account and text her
>>682506977
"Why haven't we fucked yet?"
>>682506977
Do you like playing video games? x3
>>682506977
winrar lmao
>>682506977
"Man I love eating loads of fibre cereal and then squatting over my toilet with my big brown ass and pushing as hard as I can until solid brown logs covered in mucous puncture my anus and splash down into the yellowed urine smelling water, as I lean forward with my tremendous girth flowing over my crotch in order to put a shit covered hand down my crack to wipe my ass crack. Oh how I then love to reach into the water and play with my shit as though it were playdoh, and then start smearing it all over my fat, pimply and hairy body. The warmth of my chocolate coating against my shit skin arouses me greatly and I reach a shit covered hand down to my penis, moving the folds of fat out of the way to stroke my wart covered cock as I moan. And then I will cum onto my hand and lick the combination of cum and shit and swallow it. After I have finished using my body fluids as lube I will lumber into my bathtub and soak myself in pork blood as I push air out of my asshole to make pork blood bubbles." - the prophet Muhammad
>>682506977
WADDUP BITCH
Well... Now that it's over: Tell me whether you like my dick. And yes, I know that I need a trim.
tits or gtfo
>>682507192
LOL
>>682507192
i liek you xD
ayy bby gurl u want sum fuk?
>>682507192
ur cute xDD
>>682507192
I'm just going to be honest, I've been obsessed with you since we've met. I think about you constantly. Some days I follow you and watch from afar. I like to think I'm a guardian angel of sorts :3.
>>682507192
Wanna meet and fuck again?
>>682507192
Are you horny?
>>682507192
lol xD
I think I'm in love with you (I'm not a molester)
>>682507192
Will you let me insert a finger and lick it clean?
>>682507812
Reroll nigger
>>682507192
u look gud xD
i know we dont talk that often but would you show a real nigga some love and snapchat him that pussy ?
I'll give you $10 if you let me eat your poop.
>>682506977
WHAT'S GOOD NYUGGAH
>>682507720
Roll
< Just send the image
>>682507812
Rollllllllll
>>682507810
Rollin
>>682508001
roll
I killed some animals today, for fun. How was your day sweetheart?
>>682508166
Winrar
>>682508166
ayy
>>682508166
WINRAR
>>682508166
Winrar
Do have any used toilet paper I can taste?
Found the bitch
>>682508375
Ingenious! :D
>>682508316
xDD just kidding
>>682508316
XDD in your dreams LOL
>>682508236
reroll
>>682508375
rolling for this
How do you feel about me precious? Plz answer
>>682508316
clean your pussy for me! it's drill time
>>682508316
On a scale from 1-10 would you take my virginity? <3
rolling
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>682505660
not dating; just fucking.
otherwise I jack off in your name: Hail Sir Adolf!
>>682508854
yes and i liek you x3
>>682508854
>>682508375
Rollll
>>682508854
What i'm trying to say is, will you sit on my face?
>>682508854
xDD no
>>682509111
Winrar
Please let me take you out to dinner and stargazing :)
>>682509033
>>682509111
Come on guys...
>>682506977
how u find them so fast
I be soooooo good at this
>>682508854
Not really, I've really just been watching. I Feel like I've really gotten to know a lot about yew
>>682509033
Winrar - 4k keks
>>682508375
Nasty. Rolling!
>>682508854
卍h†卐╠þ
卍h†卐╠þ
卍h†卐╠þ
In my dreams I have stuffed your tight pussy so often...
>>682509093
roll
>>682509185
You can't handle the dubs
>>682508557
which ho?
>>682509185
Winrar is winrar
>>682509400
Winrawr
>>682509509
stfu beta phag
>>682509509
you should come over to play tabletop rpg with me and my sister
I really like the look of your face, but it would look better with my cum on it
>>682509708
nigger
>>682509813
reroll
>>682509708
My nose is 8 inches
>>682505852
Roll
Baby in the end it doesn't even matter, don't start with your shit again, not everything is about you and your lite sour hole. I wanna get me some, you dig?
>>682509813
last roll
>>682509679
roll
>>682509708
In the bone zone. I'm Mr Skeltal. Ring a bell ?
Op ypur not bad lol" we just need to take this up in person. Im tired of busting nuts to your photos and crying myself to sleep"
>>682509708
I baby-sat you when you were 6 to 7, we played some game were you sat on my face
>>682509708
you don't want any casual sex at all then, prude?
She blocked me too guys...
I'm done for today
>>682509966
winrar
>>682509930
LOST SO HARD
>>682509966
winrar
>>682510042
Fuck out of here pedo cuck
>>682508158
Rolling for this
>>682509708
At ur mums house
>>682510321
Roll
>>682506974
sauce on the pic nigger
>>682510058
d'oh
was fun see ya around OP
At the doctor's office. I was there to have my anal tumor removed. Now every time the scar hurts when I'm pooping I think of you.
>>682510396
Reverse image search
>>682510472
Rolling for this
We met at the last KKK rally
>>682510666
Winrar
>>682510666
Oh shit satan trips
Thank me later boys
>>682510666
Fate wanted to give it 666.
>>682510666
SATAN HAS SPOKEN
>>682510666
Winnar
>>682510058
Who would have guessed?
/b/ does not know how to talk to girls and the alphas know it the least.
the same place i drugged you in cutey!
>>682510666
Trips check'd
>>682504508
I want to stick my dick down your throat violently while fingering myself with a spanner babe
>>682509930
Rollin for this
>>682511049
You seem to be interesting... Dick?
>>682510666
Satan trips have spoken!
>>682510666
Satan trippin' DELIVER NAO OP AND SCREENSHOT, YOU FAG
OP dead?
>>682511388
I love you
>>682511205
Ye if you're OP, trips have spoken nigger
>>682511388
Fuck off Randy
>>682511388
I think so
>>682511388
Fuck off, Randy you fuck.
>>682511451
But I'm not...
>>682511530
OP is indeed a cocksucking cuckold
>>682510509
nothing turned up used google and iqbd otherwise I wouldn't have asked
I rolled satan trips
OP better fucking deliver
>>682507561
Answer all...
>>682504508
I want to fuck you anal, no lube
>>682505475
OP delivered
>>682507812
Rolling for this
>>682507812
Rollin
who put the brakes on this lul train?
You wouldn't remember because I roofied you. A lot of stuff happened that night.
>>682514419
roll
Ohh, yeah. We met in my dreams <3
>>682514419
rerollin
>>682514786
Roll
>>682514834
Reroll
>>682504508
Will you go out with me?
>>682514786
Rolling
I got dubs on 4chan and this Faggot is typing my words for me hehehe
I'm pretty alpha, lets fuck
>>682514419
This
