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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm back
I'm into ass stuff. love licking ass, sniffing farts, that kinda stuff.
Get nudes
Moarrrr pleasee
holy shit op, youre so damn retarded, but the girl is on the same metal level as you are so this may work.
you shouldnt procrate tho
>>682503220
roll
>>682502924
ok anon from before here
gimme details on how youll meet up
>>682503576
*mental, though metalfags are often retarded as fuck too
nudes pls
>>682503220
roll
>>682503220
this, OP
say "I want you to put your finger in my asshole"
"I wanna suck your toes"
>>682503220
This
Are you into age play?
>>682503220
rollerino
>>682503852
rollin
why are people rolling, he isn't delivering anything but his own cringy messages that are somehow working
>>682503265
OP if you aren't going to deliver, start trying to nudes immediately because it seems like she wants to send them
>>682503080
you actually used that line
best case scenario
>shes a slut
>that assertive line earlier is fresh in memory
>she'll fuck you
worst case
>she thinks your a sleazy beta
>not a huge slut
>can find someone less desperate
>>682503605
posted this before I saw your message, you disappoint me op
>>682504133
wat
>>682504133
Op you fucking virgin. Boner lost. You're gonna fuck up and it's gonna be hilarious.
can I see your tits
>>682504133
OP is virgin
>>682504306
Op?
stop with the wink emoticons, theyre cringe worthy
>>682504294
Of course, he's on 4chan
>>682504246
>she's a teen
>maybe even 16
>op you are 14
>op is a underage queer bait
>>682503080
>>682504133
>>682504246
Can you stop using so many emojis you gay as cucknigger?
>>682504133
ok, your lucky she is game
still begs this question
>>682503605
she aint gonna fly out to see you
if she does and you barely know each other, somethings up
>>682504246
OP, if you post her nudes here, you're scum, you know that? You don't need 4chan for the rest, so get out while you can.
>inb4 whiteknight
>>682504133
we can tell
dont write any more stuff that people are suggesting.
you are able to get some nudes, so dont fuck this up.
It was me who said that you should say "if you really want me to i can come to you", so listen to your angel.
write "as we cant have fun phsically now, how about we share something else thats fun? ;) "
dont use to many hearths, it makes you seem gay, the good old winky is the naughty bitch for little kids
>>682504246
UR A FAG LOOK AT ALL THOSE FAG EMOJIS
> Notice OP didn't say dubs/trips/quads
> OP just thinks we want to witness his cringey sex chats with teenage girls
OP get b8
Op ask for nudes
>>682504571
>inb4 she likes all these emoji crap...
this is dissappointing
atleast do what dubs say
>>682504166
>>682504246
stop using an emoji every fucking sentence
how beta can you be?
>>682504246
Just because your cousins doesnt mean she isn't scared
Jesus Op grow a brane
>>682504642
I FEEl YOU
Just ask for nudes U CAN DO IT
>>682504477
My exact fucking thought anon
should have guessed
>op is from greece
>greece is full of pedos
I cannot believe I gave him that alpha line to use, I have assisted a pedo in grooming a teenage girl
>>682504617
>the good old winky is the naughty bitch for little kids
wat
STOP THE EMOJIS, you can use some once in a while, but not the wink, NOT THE FUCKING WINK
you need to push and pull, dont be a rabbit virgin that hasnt jacked off in a month. do it smooth, push and pull m8
>>682504246
Bitch is a virgin lol fuck her like a blitzkrieg huehue
update op
>>682504642
OP wanna get L8
>>682504246
"im gentle ;) you will love it :3"
>>682505062
Cmon op
>>682505076
run while you still can godspeed
>>682505076
Meh, it's 4chan
If you can't morally deal with something that 90% won't happen, well whatever
>>682505206
Fuck her like a lightning war
Are you retarded nigger
Fuck her like a moonball instead. They want big boundin slow. Not tiny fast small.
>>682505236
>"i'm a gay you would love it" lel
>>682505227
>L8
>late
Why is op want to run late
>>682505316
OP, take your first time shit off 4chan - you will regret it, you might have this in the bag without faggotry assistance.
>>682505316
I'm reporting you to the cyber police
>>682505316
meh underage
>>682504841
>stop using an emoji every fucking sentence
>how beta can you be?
>posts a 9gag cringe tier meme
Inb4: pepe was made on 4chan faggot
>>682505504
Might
>>682504246
>one boy from school wanna have sex with me lol, but I'm scared xd
>you wont be scared with me
reading this is actually making me sick. she will be going on a euro trip as a school holiday.
OP you fucking bastard
>>682504261
>>682505076
>me
you guy wanna assist a 40yr virgin go ahead
>she's 16 I FOUND HER PROFILE:)
>>682505668
Penis the frog
>>682505123
its the "im experienced and ill show you a new world" it worked wonders when i was around 16
>inb4 1 year ago
>>682505564
And the Statepolice
>>682505371
yeah but I tried to make it happen lol
>>682505477
i know what im saying u underage virgin faggot
>>682505316
godspeed OP
>>682505787
Winrag
>>682505787
Link ? ( or Pic for proof )
>>682505787
Its fun anyways
>>682505829
kek
this is now a frog thread
>>682505909
>SUPA underage :)
>key
>board
>warrior
>faggit
>>682505668
>20 + 98 - 100 + 1998
>"meme"
kill yourself
>>682506177
DAT BOI! GET OUT OF HERE, DAT BOI.
>>682506206
kekm8
>>682505787
should I say...
Pics or you didn't find it>>682505829
>>682506177
Outta here Kermit
>>682506206
You too pepe
>>682503767
Winrar
Update op
id get that you guys would be turned off by a 11 year old, but that girl is prob fully deveolped
not sure why everyone always makes such a fuss about it
>>682503567
Wintar
>>682505316
Dafuq are you doing here in 4 chan OP? Go fap and leave, only ones who should be seeing your thread are those who can't get a girl by themeselves
>>682506564
Reported to fbi
>>682505076
This is /b/
You should feel pride and joy
This is your really weird fucked up child
>>682506564
dont try to understand psycho. you'll get scared.
anyone else notice that op has fucked off
I'd say this is right on the money
>>682505787
ayy op share the stuff, we all worked for it
>>682506666
Quadzzzz
How is OP 14 ?
>>682507155
I am the op killer
>rawr
Stop fapping OP and post nudes.
She is 18 unless proven not to be.
Ops busy
POST THE NUDES OP PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE
>>682506666
fucking GOD
you are a legend
>>682506666
SATANIC QUADS GET
>>682507387
how about non pubescence
that shit'll send you to jail if her age is in question
>>682506177
boi is now a dead meme
mfw it won't be long before buzzfeed takes ahold
OP has no game REKT
OP gone?
OP here, shes 16 and I'm 19
>>682506666
chekem
>>682502924
well bae, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682507756
dailydot has already got it friend
OP nudes?
>>682504246
OP has to be a really lucky bastard if he doesnt screw up.
>>682508163
>>682508054
not making a good case for yourself
>she will be travelling with parents
>thats underage in my books
I'm not helping you anymore, I helped you pretend you weren't autistic now I think you were nervous cause you knew this shit was wrong.
I live in the uk and 16 is legal age but even I would not fuck a 16 year old if I felt they were still a child. shame on you for tricking us
"Man I love eating loads of fibre cereal and then squatting over my toilet with my big brown ass and pushing as hard as I can until solid brown logs covered in mucous puncture my anus and splash down into the yellowed urine smelling water, as I lean forward with my tremendous girth flowing over my crotch in order to put a shit covered hand down my crack to wipe my ass crack. Oh how I then love to reach into the water and play with my shit as though it were playdoh, and then start smearing it all over my fat, pimply and hairy body. The warmth of my chocolate coating against my shit skin arouses me greatly and I reach a shit covered hand down to my penis, moving the folds of fat out of the way to stroke my wart covered cock as I moan. And then I will cum onto my hand and lick the combination of cum and shit and swallow it. After I have finished using my body fluids as lube I will lumber into my bathtub and soak myself in pork blood as I push air out of my asshole to make pork blood bubbles." - the prophet Muhammad
OP more pics of the convo!
>>682508054
You best be lying nigga
>>682509669
"Man I love eating loads of fibre cereal and then squatting over my toilet with my big brown ass and pushing as hard as I can until solid brown logs covered in mucous puncture my anus and splash down into the yellowed urine smelling water, as I lean forward with my tremendous girth flowing over my crotch in order to put a shit covered hand down my crack to wipe my ass crack. Oh how I then love to reach into the water and play with my shit as though it were playdoh, and then start smearing it all over my fat, pimply and hairy body. The warmth of my chocolate coating against my shit skin arouses me greatly and I reach a shit covered hand down to my penis, moving the folds of fat out of the way to stroke my wart covered cock as I moan. And then I will cum onto my hand and lick the combination of cum and shit and swallow it. After I have finished using my body fluids as lube I will lumber into my bathtub and soak myself in pork blood as I push air out of my asshole to make pork blood bubbles." - Moot
>>682509826
"Man I love eating loads of fibre cereal and then squatting over my toilet with my big brown ass and pushing as hard as I can until solid brown logs covered in mucous puncture my anus and splash down into the yellowed urine smelling water, as I lean forward with my tremendous girth flowing over my crotch in order to put a shit covered hand down my crack to wipe my ass crack. Oh how I then love to reach into the water and play with my shit as though it were playdoh, and then start smearing it all over my fat, pimply and hairy body. The warmth of my chocolate coating against my shit skin arouses me greatly and I reach a shit covered hand down to my penis, moving the folds of fat out of the way to stroke my wart covered cock as I moan. And then I will cum onto my hand and lick the combination of cum and shit and swallow it. After I have finished using my body fluids as lube I will lumber into my bathtub and soak myself in pork blood as I push air out of my asshole to make pork blood bubbles." - the amazing atheist
>>682509967
"Man I love eating loads of fibre cereal and then squatting over my toilet with my big brown ass and pushing as hard as I can until solid brown logs covered in mucous puncture my anus and splash down into the yellowed urine smelling water, as I lean forward with my tremendous girth flowing over my crotch in order to put a shit covered hand down my crack to wipe my ass crack. Oh how I then love to reach into the water and play with my shit as though it were playdoh, and then start smearing it all over my fat, pimply and hairy body. The warmth of my chocolate coating against my shit skin arouses me greatly and I reach a shit covered hand down to my penis, moving the folds of fat out of the way to stroke my wart covered cock as I moan. And then I will cum onto my hand and lick the combination of cum and shit and swallow it. After I have finished using my body fluids as lube I will lumber into my bathtub and soak myself in pork blood as I push air out of my asshole to make pork blood bubbles." - Jesus Christ
>>682510090
"Man I love eating loads of fibre cereal and then squatting over my toilet with my big brown ass and pushing as hard as I can until solid brown logs covered in mucous puncture my anus and splash down into the yellowed urine smelling water, as I lean forward with my tremendous girth flowing over my crotch in order to put a shit covered hand down my crack to wipe my ass crack. Oh how I then love to reach into the water and play with my shit as though it were playdoh, and then start smearing it all over my fat, pimply and hairy body. The warmth of my chocolate coating against my shit skin arouses me greatly and I reach a shit covered hand down to my penis, moving the folds of fat out of the way to stroke my wart covered cock as I moan. And then I will cum onto my hand and lick the combination of cum and shit and swallow it. After I have finished using my body fluids as lube I will lumber into my bathtub and soak myself in pork blood as I push air out of my asshole to make pork blood bubbles." - Niggers of Africa
>>682510219
"Man I love eating loads of fibre cereal and then squatting over my toilet with my big brown ass and pushing as hard as I can until solid brown logs covered in mucous puncture my anus and splash down into the yellowed urine smelling water, as I lean forward with my tremendous girth flowing over my crotch in order to put a shit covered hand down my crack to wipe my ass crack. Oh how I then love to reach into the water and play with my shit as though it were playdoh, and then start smearing it all over my fat, pimply and hairy body. The warmth of my chocolate coating against my shit skin arouses me greatly and I reach a shit covered hand down to my penis, moving the folds of fat out of the way to stroke my wart covered cock as I moan. And then I will cum onto my hand and lick the combination of cum and shit and swallow it. After I have finished using my body fluids as lube I will lumber into my bathtub and soak myself in pork blood as I push air out of my asshole to make pork blood bubbles." - ASH KETCHUM
>>682510409
"Man I love eating loads of fibre cereal and then squatting over my toilet with my big brown ass and pushing as hard as I can until solid brown logs covered in mucous puncture my anus and splash down into the yellowed urine smelling water, as I lean forward with my tremendous girth flowing over my crotch in order to put a shit covered hand down my crack to wipe my ass crack. Oh how I then love to reach into the water and play with my shit as though it were playdoh, and then start smearing it all over my fat, pimply and hairy body. The warmth of my chocolate coating against my shit skin arouses me greatly and I reach a shit covered hand down to my penis, moving the folds of fat out of the way to stroke my wart covered cock as I moan. And then I will cum onto my hand and lick the combination of cum and shit and swallow it. After I have finished using my body fluids as lube I will lumber into my bathtub and soak myself in pork blood as I push air out of my asshole to make pork blood bubbles." - AXL ROSE
>>682504133
>>682504246
>>682505316
>all this underage
sage, clear cache, burn pc
>>682510572"Man I love eating loads of fibre cereal and then squatting over my toilet with my big brown ass and pushing as hard as I can until solid brown logs covered in mucous puncture my anus and splash down into the yellowed urine smelling water, as I lean forward with my tremendous girth flowing over my crotch in order to put a shit covered hand down my crack to wipe my ass crack. Oh how I then love to reach into the water and play with my shit as though it were playdoh, and then start smearing it all over my fat, pimply and hairy body. The warmth of my chocolate coating against my shit skin arouses me greatly and I reach a shit covered hand down to my penis, moving the folds of fat out of the way to stroke my wart covered cock as I moan. And then I will cum onto my hand and lick the combination of cum and shit and swallow it. After I have finished using my body fluids as lube I will lumber into my bathtub and soak myself in pork blood as I push air out of my asshole to make pork blood bubbles." - Russell peters
MOAR OP!!
>>682509256
Prawdziwy polaczek cebulaczek mieszkający w anglii
Bądz chociaz na tyle ok, i powiedz ze nie jestes nacjololo. Powiedz ze jestes kosmopolitą/komunistą
>>682512646
Czech?
She went to take budes and she had been offline for almost 30min
>>682512940
Serbian
I know it because i studied there
>>682513068
I'm waiting OP, you've got a friend.
>>682513068
Has*
Waiting here too
OP, I can now legally buy alcohol, happy Star Wars Day faggots.
>>682513169
Looks like greek to me.
This is Chris Hansen from dateline NBC, we'd like to confront you on this chat.
>>682513169
I don't speak Chinese
>>682505316
if you have to talk a bitch into sex, she dont want your tired ass
>>682513980
Cool Story
>>682513068
Waiting on you OP.
Godspeed
>>682513980
o shit waddup
praying 4 u
i'm waiting for you op
My message was read 45min ago,she went off and she was back online 25minutes ago but then she went off for 2min then off again,will I receive nudes?
Has anyone noticed how much of a fag op is with his gay ass pink and heart filled keyboard?
>>682515031
This is Chris Hansen, were just checking up on you waiting for that chat.
>>682515031
nope
>>682515130
Yep. Also bump
>>682504246
OP is kill
Guys lets find this girl and message her.....Doubt anyone will even try
>>682516586
Someone get nudes since OP failed
The OP is probably underage just saying
>>682513068
keep trying, doing great work here
>>682516682
Nudes!
kuba ty szkalisto
>waddup boi
>inb4 wtf is this
Pozdrawiam
Probably something happened to her,she has been off for over an hour.maybe her parents caught her taking pics or something
>>682517870
she was probably just trollin you bro.
thats the most logical explaination
>>682513068
You really don't know how to talk to women do you cringy fucker. It's all about you
Look for her on the face of books
>>682519318
Her name is andrea
>>682519550
what if theres a 4chan for girls and she's waiting to post your dick pics there while we're waiting for her tits
>>682519650
lol'd
>>682519650
Bulp
It was all a ruse!
ITT: OP gets catfished by an old man
>>682506489
Pilotfag here. I fly that aircraft
OP is a lying fag
OP was actually asking his sister for nudes
While we wait lets have a conversation. How was your day?
everyone, get in here!
>>682522365
>>682522712
>plays video
>mother walks in
>says nothing
>ok I got nothing
You guys really believe these threads arent fake?
>>682523112
I believe it's fake, just waiting for this fag OP to say it is.
It's not fake idiots,she has been off for almost 2 hours
I am waiting,OP
>>682523498
You have proof so this you can make this thread real mate?
>>682523922
Explain..........(OP's jerking off to the thought of getting nudes)
OP is a fag
>>682524093
Here
Op you faggot
>>682524245
BETTER BE ON THIS THREAD TOMORROW FAG. Wow that was mean....
>>682524245
She probably got sick of your edgy beta cringe text
>>682506177
Oh shit, waddup
>>682524400
It's almost 4am here,I hope that I will wake up at 8 so I will make a thread here
>>682513980
>>682515270
You're supposed to hide first faggot
>>682524699
Better bump that shit so I can see it.....
>>682524245
>I think something bad happened to you
Now she knows you're a beta cuck you fag.
>>682524980
*walks in* Please take a seat sir.....
THESE FUCKING CAPTCHAS
The OP just wants nudes and a quick fuck too
>>682505076
how do you know op is from greece?
>>682525314
I think he was guessing
op is a fucking pedo
>>682525292
I don't agree with op is doing, but can people at least try to troll anymore?
>>682525314
maybe the fact that his messenger is in greek
Shit I'm gonna go I hope this don't four o' fucking four
Oh yea my ex fucked her brother and she told the school AHAHHAHA I'm such a dweeb
>>682525753
just joined the thread. I passed that image fast lol Im wondering why would anyone talk in english in greece. my guess chick isnt from there?
>>682524245
i hate you OP
Έλα μαλακάάάάά !!! Δεν θα γαμήσεις πάλι
>>682503220
Roll
