REKT THREAD
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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REKT THREAD
>>682502526
>>682502655
:'(
>>682503175
Someone should tell those horses that homosexuality is unnatural.
>>682503175
Kek.
>>682502765
>>682503778
story?
>>682504241
Once upon a time in the barbaric land of ching chong. The end.
Here's your story.
>>682504241
He is mentally ill. There was a article about this.
>>682504241
Local nerve gas distrubitor demostrating effects of his products.
>>682502655
show it to this gay buzzfeed niggerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdKUybsGELs
>>682504808
kek
>>682504850
I would hit that too
>>682502655
The whole video to this was great. The sloth actually almost taunts the tiger/leopard and stops climbing thinking he can't get up. He could've carried on climbing and he would've been home sweet.
>>682505186
triple
>>682505322
link please?
>>682505297
that's some strength right there
>>682505186
i think you mean russians in general
>>682502526
shit ass doodoo
>>682504241
This
>>682504577
The guy was schizophrenic or something and started beating the shit out of a toddler.
Still doesn't explain why those goddamned Chinks were so slow to react.
>>682505562
YouTube sloth tiger and it comes up
>>682504807
>filename
>>682505689
>Still doesn't explain why those goddamned Chinks were so slow to react.
Because there's 1,3 billion of them and individual life doesn't mean shit.
>>682503175
That's a bit gay..
>>682505033
Horse?
>>682506003
ikr? That's what happens when you create a nation of atheists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH-hxEoCFDQ
>>682506231
yes
>>682505233
fkin chink deserved it so much. poor kid tho.
>>682505346
but was the crab really kill?
>>682503666
I don't think the horse specifically looks for male donkeys to fuck. The Devil's trip are fitting for you.
>>682503778
gotta love the chinese.
dude on the scooter just drove away, other dude just walks by casually and takes a few looks back.
its not nice to watch and hurting an innocent child is just wrong but the chinese get it.
life is worth shit.
>>682506516
yes. it literally got pushed through that crack from the sheer pressure of the depth of the ocean
>>682504850
>cunt hit by chain
On closer inspection, it looks like a train might be responsible for the incident.
>>682504807
lol dat file name yo. LET 'ER RIP!
>>682503666
gay
>>682503175
You have that in your folder
>>682506376
It's a deer
>>682506664
how are you so sure it didn't just compress itself to pass througth?
>>682506710
yeah because standing like 2feet away from the train tracks and looking in only one direction while crossing said is just a normal and totally not stupid thing to do
>>682507150
yes
>>682506952
you would be surprised what i have in my folder i colledted from ylyl
>>682506603
>life is worth shit
No, people like you who think that are worth shit. Some of us actually have blood pumping through our veins .
Go back to /r9k/
>>682506231
Hello newfriend
>>682507036
newfag
>>682505033
Thats no horse, thats a skinwalker!
>>682507360
Would the FBI be surprised?
>>682507594
Dang, I didn't know that meme
>>682503175
Sweden plz go
>>682507202
>like 2feet away
>using vocal crutches when writing
You tremendous faggot.
>>682507777
>>682502526
dude i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682507777
quads!
>>682503175
nnnice
>>682504808
some say that the hat is still there.
>>682507373
yeah? so if I kill you and all your family dies out sooner or later and you didn't archive anything world changing ground breaking that will be known to humanity for centuries, but okay I give you that, you did something world changing but the human race dies out too someday.
what was your life worth living for?
don't tell me shit like "yolo, happiness for myself and the memories I create by being is whats worth living"
in the end we are all worthless, everything is
>>682506733
that kid is lucky.
>>682505920
hahahah wtf, like how can fastfood bullying be real? just drive away nigga
>>682505186
>this is still a street right?
That's it!
I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>682508836
kek. nice pasta
>>682508624
the fucking schoolbags,
>>682504850
Looks like nerve gas to me
>>682505920
they really shouldn't wear ties
>just like everybody else, they are so stupid
stop posting the animal abuse bullshit. we want rekt not edgy no life shit
>>682509149
>>682508503
> and you didn't archive anything world changing ground breaking that will be known to humanity for centuries
I havd a PhD in microbiology/biochemistry and I have published 3 scientific papers and been a minor author in about 10 others. I've done research on cancer proteins, bacterial type III secretion system proteins, HIV proteins, and Hantavirus proteins. I can honestly say I made a positive influence on this world.
I know my contributions to science are just a drop in the ocean, but I did more than most people and I'm still in my 20's.
So keep on being a worthless sack of shit. I actually have motivation.
>>682508563
Enlightenment
>>682509187
>>682509149
That is rekt newfag.
>>682508960
WWE smackdown
>>682504807
Beyblade... LET IT RIP!!!
>>682509092
Lay the bricks pupper
>>682509187
sauce anybody?
>>682505233
well that escalated quickly.
>>682508089
it's a shame that the fagget reddit edit version gets posted. the good version shows them stomping the cats guts out so they can tie the rat to the cat.
>>682504850
>>682506710
That train did just come out of nowhere
>>682505346
Dideferential pressure like that will suck a man into a pipe
>>682505186
its a fucking porsche too.
>>682509303
My brother did this to a company truck before. he was smoking weed and got high like a faggot and supposedly had a girl giving him road head. then he ran away or some shit.
>>682505582
No strength, just nigger arms my friend
>>682505297
chimpout
>>682505109
is this guy the worst busdriver ever? he parks the bus on the train tracks, facing the direction of an oncoming train. seriously, what the fuck.
>>682505186
>Oh look, that car just jumped the curb. Let's TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY TO WALK IN FRONT OF IT.
>>682508503
Being such an edgy bitch about it is where you went wrong
>>682509632
"I'm singing In the rain."
>>682509187
sauce?
>>682509211
i'm here to watch people literally die so spare the trigger sensitive bullshit. there is nothing fun or cool or entertaining watching a domesticated animal die.
tip your fedora elsewhere
>>682504978
Nice cut. topkek
>>682504978
this pleases me
>>682505346
don cangrejo :(
>>682509924
not even that edgy.
i just don't like people denying the obvious.
>>682507777
Did the kid go under the train? And lucky quads checked!
>>682509968
tru dat.
>>682509743
delta p!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
>>682509187
Why does it look like it's enjoying it?
>>682503382
poor thing never knew what hit 'em (^^^)
>>682504807
he ded?
>>682509187
wtf
>>682509303
It's bizarre there's only a small sign. Where I live they have lots of big signs and a limit height on the bride.
>>682505530
It's actually a police raid, pay guy to ram truck into building, "hit and run", coke everywhere, cops around the corner, reasonable clause, no warrant required bois
>>682508503
you have to be 18 to post here
>>682509820
it's these types we could really use less of. get the nerve gas.
>>682508624
This is one of my fears as a truck driver.
>>682507360
did that faggot horse just come from getting ass fucked?
>>682506231
gtfo newfag
>>682508836
Found the Bernie Sanders supporter
>>682510400
Kill it with FIRE!!
>>682510899
nice repeaters
>>682505920
WHY DO THEY NEVER GOUGE THE EYES
SERIOUSLY
OR JUST RAM YOUR THUMB INTO THEIR EAR OR SOMETHING, THEY'LL PROBABLY FREAK OUT AND LET GO
FUCK
>>682507360
I just got a boner from watching a male horse get fucked by another male horse. Fuck, am I gay?
>>682509303
It's good to know what would happen if I actually did this. I'm praying this won't happen even when I know I meet the clearance.
>>682511307
Yes anon you are
>>682511190
Was this a joke or certified pedo?
>>682503175
Geighhhhhhh
>>682508503
>being this triggered
>being this autistic
>being this beta
>>682509671
Lol
>escalated
>>682511562
some dutch pedo
>>682503175
Lost
>>682509702
nervegas.gif
>>682505233
THERE IS A GOD DAMN BUTTON TO STOP IT
>>682511477
but i'm not attracted to men, just ass play.
>>682512053
I watch this gif all the time and they never hit the button, when will they learn?
>>682512053
THEY CAN'T SEE IT!
>>682503175
not even a reach-around?
thats an insult
>>682511562
it was a joke, or he is amazing at hiding it, cuz he's still on a lot of dutch tv shows
>>682510448
Cause it probably is. Tons of nerves there I'd assume.
>>682503175
today, on a very special episode of 'my little pony'...
>>682508414
Story time as to why this man is losing his fingers?
>>682503778
Fuck you. I hope you die a long and miserable death.
>>682505586
wtf is going on in this
does anyone have the webm of the crane crash at mecca?
>>682512425
nerve gas. fukkin brutal dude
>>682512425
nerve gas
>>682512053
it is China
they do not have emergency stops on public devices like that
partly because they dgaf about individual lives
and partly because their laws make "good Samaritans" financially liable for any damage their help causes
>>682512425
Nerve gas
>>682512425
Material leading electricity touched the powerline
>>682512631
dude are you retarded? it's nerve gas it says so in the file name
>>682512053
>>682512543
>>682505233
They could have stopped it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70HFHxmn1QM
>>682512357
he stole this guy's chicken
>>682509187
>>682512631
you're an idiot. nerve gas caught in the wind and ended up killing them.
>>682511258
Why would someone try squatting something they can't even keep upright.
>>682512852
kek
> rekt
>>682508503
this is bait people
>>682509903
This
>>682509702
women are just lousy on those manual escalators.
>>682510400
ugly short gnome
sexy ass spider
>>682504978
OH GOD, SOMEONE ADD CLASSICAL MUSIC TO THIS SHIT
>>682504476
kekd
>>682505297
GATTAJAB AT MICDANNODS AN BITCHES TRIPPIN
>>682509303
>>682510822
>>682508503
Go kill yourself then you mega-edgy faggot.
>>682511307
I don't know, are you a horse?
>>682512748
>They could have stopped it
but they didn't because they legally could not stop it
>>682512543
>their laws make "good Samaritans" financially liable for any damage their help causes
they would have been liable for any revenue the mall lost because the elevator was shut off
but they can not be held liable for any damages caused by them not intervening
>>682509232
> Claims to have a PhD
> Hangs around in /b/
>>682505233
Chinese escalators do not have stop buttons or safety interlocks in order to save cost. Yes they are that cheap and will remove things that cost a few cents more to save cost.
>>682509014
2 watermarks KEK
>>682513524
Thats retarded but i guess theres just so many of them it dosent matter
>>682510400
goddamn physics is scary
>>682504850
here we see the rare choo, hunting his prey in its natural habitat. the unsuspecting homosapien is about have a bad day.
>>682513502
neiiiiigh, i'm not.
>>682503778
Fake video faggot kids head dosnt bounce at all
>>682512357
Stealing in mudslime countries will get you your fingers cut off.
>>682506733
That kid is stupid wearing loose long sleeves operating a lathe. This is day one shop safety shit here.
rekt
>>682512357
caught texting while driving.
mudslide cuntries
>>682511566
Underated post
rekt or winning?
>>682503175
Big dicked black horse fucking small dicked white horse. C'mon, son!
>>682514181
#REFUGEESWELCOME
>>682507890
holy shit, THAT'S MY EX GF JULIA MICHELLE LEATHERS
>>682513230
The video is better, almost seems like its fake with how casual they act
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=809_1353029315
>>682505109
typical trained professional.
>>682508836
I only watch this not for entertainment but curiosity. It's really sad though that people would joke about human beings dying... Everybody's life is important. Aren't disease and natural factors making enough capitulates?
>>682503666
>trying to promote gays
>satanic trips
>>682514474
I don't care if they kill everybody here. This country is full of human sewage.
>>682503666
Oh, Satan. You silly
>>682515158
i just don't understand modern art.
>>682512357
Passed the blunt to the right.
>>682515261
you can at least spot the patterns and motifs . . . the trick is to make of it what you will, but oftentimes there are allusions to other obscure artists. It can be pretty elitist.
>>682515368
this is why you never put more than 2 pieces of 5gum in you mouth at the same time.
>>682507890
fuckin stop
>>682515706
kek!
>>682506733
The real freaky bit is how close his face gets to the spinning chuck.
>>682512357
He was a smuggler, so he paid the price. A good act can't erase a bad, nor a bad the good one.
>>682507890
difrent strokes . . . here's a gizmo
>>682505689
>Chinks slow to react
If you could name a place where someone would actually step up and do something, please let me know.
>>682505582
she was climbing out of the window when the he grabed her.
>>682503175
lolgay
>>682506299
and saudi arabia is what happens when you create a nation of theists.
>>682503175
Anon, just why do you have gay horse sex saved on your computer?
can i piss in your bathroom now? no?
>>682504241
This man harbors strong feelings against child labour.
>>682503175
yeah, daddy like!
>>682516581
YOU SICK FUCK
>>682504850
Stupid bitch doesn't know her green cross code
>>682505033
allllah AKHBAR
>>682516581
underrated post. cute as shit!
>>682504978
Venison for dinner!
April never ends for some people.
"I piss in your maggot filled anus" -Cannibal Corpse
>>682508940
:'(
Just stay in your fucking lane... I hope they're not dead...
>>682508563
these motherfuckers keep tearing up my garbage bags outside. I need them dead but I don't want to get arrested either. Any tips?
>>682517448
it's nice to see a sweet person in a rekt thread
>>682504808
tru, nerve gas get distrubitited.
>>682508960
>China
>that smog
>>682505586
terrible time to fall asleep.
>>682509671
Reddit tier comment
>>682512631
nerve gas, asswipe.
>>682503175
w, WHAT?
>>682505033
>Exploding Horse
>>682516102
plenty haven't been so lucky, they've been wound up around a chuck or workpiece like rope round a drum.
Human rope with blood and shit in it.
>>682507777
nice
>>682509671
my hero
>>682507444
nice trips
>>682506733
Is this a schools metalshop? he looks young...
Back when i was in middle school the teacher told us to tape loose clothes tight, if we didnt he would personally mentally fuck us to the oblivion with his screaming....
>>682516204
Anyplace, USA. You bet your ass some dude wouldnt just ride by on a scooter, or walk by like that chick, or even drive by on the street.
I've seen it before, at least in my town it doesn't matter how fucking big, bad ass, or crazy the person is, the moment the first kick happened that man would be a blood smear on the pavement.
If you live someplace that you don't think this would happen, then I feel sorry for you.
>>682513901
Sauce?
>>682518467
Photoshop. It's a cool program, you should get it..
>>682515368
Ew gross look how dirty his feet are. Were... Are...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPkIGN3-fiM
>>682517733
double dubs
>>682507777
Witnessed
>>682518467
probably teriyaki.
>>682511782
>How it feels to chew 5 gum
>>682516581
YOU SICK FUCK
>>682516581
Reported.
>>682506733
Got into this situation today at the shop. Luck wearing short sleeves. Didn't grab me.
>>682517467
Mouse or rat traps, apparently. Or hide some rodent poison in the bags.
>>682518888
>>682506299
religion fag detected
>>682519245
yes a series of numbers, crazy right
>>682505233
I hate cliff hanger shit... where did she go...?
>>682506231
Retard?
>>682505297
"Sorry we're out of chicken mcnuggets"
"SAY WHAT, BITCH?"
>>682519698
Turned to ground meat near the bottom end..
>>682519698
To heaven.
>>682519579
BLASPHEMER!
>>682509838
most satisfying post in thread.
>>682504978
>>682513376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA
Synchs perfectly
>>682519698
inside the machine :) faggot.
>>682505689
Chinks don't process too fast is all..
>>682504978
the cop car got me
>>682509187
>dat fucking spit
god damnit
>>682508836
fuck off fag
>>682519698
>>682509092
Dark Souls 1 flashbacks
>>682512357
He cheated in a Mexican CS:Go tournament
