anyone who dances
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
anyone who dances
>>682500723
Any Somalian who exists, and especially the ones who say 'Wallahi'.
people who have opinions that differ from mine on 4chan
>>682501047
Oh, and any try hard sports fan should also be euthanized.
anyone who isn't me
>>682500723
People with catchphrases that are not in sports
>College-aged liberals
>All liberals
>Longboarders
>Anyone who watches anime
>People who brag about doing drugs
>Homophobes
>>682502631
Everything in this anon posted is on my list, except I'd like to add in "hipsters" to the list.
>>682501055
underated coment
>people who cut themselves
>suicidal for no reason
>basically tumblr
>popular teens
>bratty people
>celebrities
>>682502631
>homophobes
nigga are you gay?
anyone who claims to be a DJ
>>682500723
The type of person who is trying to cheat to his girlfriend with her freaking sister, like honestly, i've met way to many of those fuckboys,
dreadlocks
>>682504687
I thought this was a toad
>>682500723
Anyone with bumper stickers of any kind
Anyone who gives a fuck about Hamilton
Anyone who gives a fuck about some sheboon being on the money
Anyone who gives a fuck about anything in the universe
>>682500723
>"people who are confident"
>>682504687
dude what the fuck
>>682505028
That is insulting to toads
>>682504603
Fuck off back to tumblr you fat fuck of a land whale
>>682504687
how?
>Basic white women between the ages of 16 to 30.
Seriously how could you let yourself be such a run of the mill dumb boring asshole.
>Also people try too hard to be different.
>>682505463
>anyone who gives a fuck about anything in the universe
This. Exactly this.
>>682500723
autistic
Guys at the gym with that trendy haircut where is like a mop up top and shaved around the sides. Then oversize long tank top and extra tight sweat pants.
Dat boi
>>682500723
People who aren't me
Me
>>682507177
Oh shit here comes dat boi
Ultra Right Wingers, Zionists, Dominionists, ISIS
>>682507338
which boi?
That asshole in the mirror
>>682500723
>people who hate other people out of their own insecurity and jealousy with no logical justification
Americunt that came to rave to pop EDM after taking very small dose of mdma or in American "popping molly"
People who pronounce
>else like elts
>drawing like dralling
>milk like melk
haters
>>682500723
ITT: people who can't dance
Tight clothed faggots niggers kykes nazis anyone who rides the bus
>>682500723
I don't hate anybody and on most issues I can see where people are coming from even if I'm never interested enough to get into the spirit of debate with anybody.
But I can't stand myself. Everything I do I wonder why and every single day I say "nothing matters" but I feel bad for never trying to be a better person. I'm self contradictory and a psuedo-apathetic nothing of a thought. I, like all people, will fade. Nothing comes after or before life, I've convince myself of that at least, and yet I want people to remember me as the kind person I strive to be and yet I wish I could fade into nonexistance with nobody to remember me for the failure I was, am, and will be. Nothing matters, we'll all dissolve, in many ways this thought is comforting to me but I can't stop myself from drinking myself into faux happiness while crying inside on how much I wish anything mattered.... and I'm starting to think I make myself believe nothing matters because in some ways it's the only way I can possibly excuse my constant string of bad decisions, laziness, stupidity in decision making, and the general apathetic speck of a person I truly am.
>>682508609
are you me?
You're not alone anon
>>682500723
anyone who referrers to a meme irl
>>682504429
I'm a DJ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C2L2fwP_BDE
I might get crap for this but
>Anyone who shoves any kind of belief or ideology in other people's faces.
Seriously, I don't give a crap about your politics, religion, eating habits, sexual preferences, gender, ethnicity or anything else. I let you live however you want to, I expect the same.
>>682500723
Tards
>>682509055
Same I hate people like that also people who demanded complete tolerance for other people's opinions but then say that mine are wrong because I disagree with them
People who feel superior because of their subjective opinions.
>>682508942
We are all alone.
>>682502631
This
>>682501356
Yes this. Sports fans are the absolute fucking worst.
>>682500723
faggot
>>682505463
Hamilton, Ontario?
>>682500723
I don't like faggots. Not gay ppl but people who go out their way to do shit thay says "look at me imma special lil snow flake"
That and people who tailgate me
Any man with piercings.
>>682500723
What's wrong, tardo? Did your ass hurt when you saw the girl you like grinding her ass on Chad's dick? Is that why dancing triggers you, fuckboy?
>Groups of Japanese tourists
Anything under 3 is fine. Stop bringing your entire fucking 15+ family on vacation.
>Most women
Kinda by default these days.
>Feminists
No exceptions.
>Faggy faggots
I don't care if you're gay, but don't be so faggy about it. If you fuck/get fucked by men but still act like a normal man, I'm cool with you.
>Gypsy beggars and street performers
Especially if you play an accordion. Fuck that noise.
>People who smoke weed way to frequently.
I smoke too, once in a while. If you smoke everyday you need to get a fucking life.
>Balding people that don't shave their heads.
Also goes if you have a huge receding hairline like Bruce Willis in die hard 3.
>People who post song lyrics or famous people quotes on facebook
Even if I like the song/quote, it's fucking stupid.
>People who say fuck to much
I hate myself.
>People who ask me what's up in real life
You are bearing witness to what's up, shithead.
>Anyone who uses the word fuckboy
Especially if you're a white female saying it.
>Anyone with a niggery name
Laquisha, Trayvon, Chantelliqua, Precious and so on.
>Anyone who doesn't like milk
Fuck you and your calcium depraved body.
>Anyone who's scared to try new food.
If you say you don't like it without trying it, you're a big baby, undeserving of any respect.
>Children
Aged between 7-15. After that the retardation has started to wear off.
>Bitches who draw on their eyebrows
This shit needs to go.
>People who don't use their signals/blinkers
Kill them and end their bloodlines.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say everyone including myself
>>682504603
it sucks that your boyfriend cheated on you with your sister, who knew he was bisexual?
>>682500723
autistic people who judge people based on trivial things which is probably a reaction to their own self loathing and shit of a life.
>>682501055
Me too thanks.
>>682507477
dat one
>>682502631
>hates anyone who watches anime
>in a site made for anime
>>682511760
Ayy lamo
>>682511633
How about
>people who are dumb enough to not know the difference between "too" and "to"
>>682500723
Furries.
Anyone that "represents Black culture."
Anyone that values feelings over free expression.
Rednecks, or anyone that takes pride in ignorance.
Anyone that thinks religion is deserving of special protections (See the point about feelings...).
muslims
those who voted or support PIS in poland
feminists
4channers
players
everyone on the internet
>>682511373
I got a lot of them in my ears...But normally no one can see because of my hair so we could fuck anyway
>>682512229
I caught it too late. And now I'm ashamed.
>everyone who isn't me
>me
>>682512100
>this
Northern califag reporting
They're turning into Giants fans, they win a championship after sucking ass for decades and then they suddenly think they're god's gift to basketball.
I haven't seen such blatant pride in being a bandwagon fan until they came out with their 'strength in numbers' slogan. I hope Steph Curry dies of aids
People with orange hairs...
>>682503205
People who say comment instead of reply
People who can't spell comment
Gays
>>682500723
Here goes,
>dirty, loud roommates
>Overly Type-A personalities
>people who litter
>black women in general
>black women who act like stereotypical white women to show their intelligence
>English, Sociology, Business Admin., Linguistic majors who have an inflated sense of self-worth
>cashiers who clearly hate their job
>self-entitled SJWs and feminists
>Hardcore conservitards
>Hardcore libtards
>fake egalitarians
>white-washed Asians who rip on me for having a deep interest in Asian cultures
>#blacklivesmatter types
>people who don't use their turn signals
>hardcore weeaboos
>hardcore Koreaboos
>the average college female student
>students who talk while the professor is
>students who are habitually late to class
>black teens
>ANYONE who sags pants
>vapers
>jackass neckbeards who wear fedoras and trench-coats
>women with tattoos and who smoke
>people who don't come to complete stops at signs and red lights
>people who stop their cars IN the crosswalks
>people who get in my way and don't excuse themselves
>people who sing to themselves loudly
>People who engage in PDA
>people who don't wash their hands after using the restroom
>>682500723
>betas who dislike dancing
>the fat
>girls with many tattoos
>girls with nose rings and/or eyebrow rings aka trash
>girls who have cheated on more than one guy and enjoy it
>feminists
>faggots
>niggers
>any democrat identifying as liberal under the age of 30
>faggots
>Tumblr people
>reddit people who say things like dogger, spoopy, London, fuck anything..
>specifically the tv show jag
>
anyone who voted for hillary clinton
>>682512524
You fucking disgust me.
>>682500723
Young women with political opinions.
>>682513053
the worst.
>>682512957
But you'll let me suck you at least, wont you? If not youre a fagget
>>682502631
anime are fucking great u retarded dicknose. go eat shit faggot
>>682513168
>If not youre a fagget
>>682507437
I hate you ya fuckin commie
>>682500723
>your an asshole
>youre shoes are untied
NIGGER HEADS ARE TO BE SMASHED
>>682501356
>>682510735
>he isn't a sports fan
anyone who says "XD" ":3 "-.-" Or anything involving the number 3 such as -3- it's cancer
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch.
>>682513726
XDDDDDDDDD BUT WHY THOUGH
:3
>ultra conservatives
>tumblr in general
>SJWs
>hipsters
>homophobes
>fundie christians
>That one guy who never cleans the fucking lid
>people who think they're morally superior just because they dont eat meat
>people who blindly agree and circlejerk shit that they barely even researched
>People who unironically post stuff like "1 like = one prayer"
>OPs that dont deliver
>That one guy in the stall who decides that they would like to take their precious time shitting when I have to go really badly
>>682513852
>>682509816
You're not alone to be alone.
I hate myself because I am to beta to ask out women in fears of rejection and being called a creep. So I express my sexual fustration by drawing furry lewds.
>>682500723
your mom
>>682514754
You're thinking about it too much. There just women take out your dick and slap them with it
>>682511633
...you should do some reading on milk and there are better sources of calcium
>>682514754
You're aware suicide is an option?
>>682502631
>man if you hate gay people you should die >:VV
>>682505089
thats what happens if you dont wash your hair for years and become homeless
dont do drugs boy
>>682515286
I know, but I get off so good to them. Here is my bedroom.... Help.
>>682515070
>People who tell me to read shit about milk
You just made the fucking list bud
>>682511243
Hamilton as in hamilton the musical as in about alexander hamilton abolitionist guy
all of a sudden hes like a justin bieber for tumblr faggots its so fucking annoying.
the music is gay as shit too have a listen later.
>>682515043
I mean the women are mean. A few times I actually met nice women, but they're all mean.
Myself
>anyone who is better than me
feels good man
>>682515985
Get some Johny Bravo confidence anon.
>>682515985
>>682515675
ay thats pretty good
>>682507338
oh shit what up!
>>682500723
pic related
>>682500723
Any vegan.
Hot girls. And emo girls
>>682500723
Kyle from work big mouth cunt
pigs cunts
>>682501047
Those are sudanies, not sumali
>>682516424
dernad tramp
>>682516363
I guess being trapped with this fustration helped squeeze something out of me.
>>682516424
>>682516648
seriously that gif looks like something out of Farscape
Donald Trump
>>682500723
people who dont signal before they merge
anyone who has black lipstick on.
>>682516866
what is Florida?
>>682516866
But what if they have a broken light? I have one and it went out last Monday. Luckily I have an extra signal light on my side mirror that can be seen all around the side of the car though.
>>682500723
hipsters.
feminists.
SJWs
everyone else
>>682517126
>But what if they have a broken light?
they should get pulled over and hassled by the Man
>>682500723
Liberals who are only it for the sake of wanting to be called liberal
Stoners some are fine but most won't Fucken shut up about how good it is. It's a drug Fucken calm down.
Transgenders. It's a mental disability and you need help.
People who actually get triggered
People who need a safe space
People who say clubs aren't fun. Fine don't go clubbing stop calling everyone who does an idiot just because you can't socialize.
Gay people who think they have a special right at something because they gay
Anyone who calls themselves pansexual. It's.called being bi.
Any kind of otherkin
Anyone who is fat and doesn't own it. It's not that Fucken hard to lose weight step complaining that society is wrong just because you're too lazy. Fat party animals who know they're fat and don't care are all good though
Pc and console war folks. Who the fuck takes gaming seriously?
Anyone who still thinks their music career will kick off after they're 20s. Seriously it's time to get a job.
Anyone who is unemployed.
Anyone who doesn't want to travel the world a little.
Anyone who claims adhd or depression is real.
Anyone who thinks parents shouldn't hit their kids.
Probably a lot more.
>>682517257
but I like those people
>>682500723
>everyone in this fucking thread
>>682517329
>Anyone who claims adhd or depression is real.
you hate doctors?
>>682511633
this. this is a masterlist of
everything i hate, but also:
>sandniggers saying islam is a religion of peace
People who speak spanish, niggers and sandniggers
>>682517429
>a masterlist of
kissless virgin fags
The faggots that post that fucking retarded ass rabbit in every fucking thread
>>682517329
Oh yeah western feminists too. Ones in middle east and that are all good. But if these fat dykes here actually think they have something to complain about than they delusional
>>682517478
the rest of the world probably doesn't think much of you either
>>682500723
the breathing ones
>>682517525
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>>682500723
Country music listeners
in line with rednecks (country people in general just are annoying AF)
sports fans
not single (women only)
has kids (women only)
taller than me (women only)
no similar interests
non gamers
>>682504061
this
>>682517379
They're not doctors. They're pill merchants. Adhd is a byproduct of teachers not being allowed to hit kids anyone and depression is just pursues who can't shift their own focus out of self pity and because of brain.washing.
>Women who start conversations with Vapid, unstimulating topics
>"Nu-Males" When I was a kid we just called these guys faggots
>Gays that have to flaunt it
>Pretty much any mexican thats not myself or my brothers
>okay even myself and my brothers
>>682512587
>iron chef Britain.jpg
>>682516669
you'll be just as frustrated when you get a woman and realize being single was better than dealing with her problems for succ
>>682515675
This faggot literally posts every occasion he gets. Your scribble looks like shit and you're a faggot, gtfo my /b/ maggot
>>682517772
sure, faggot
>>682517903
Lol. Go cry in a corner you depressed snowflake. Man the fuck up you bitch cunt
>>682500723
Subhumans that use emojis.
>>682514338
This faggot
>>682517863
>people who are proud they browse /b/
>>682517772
True fucking this? I went to the hospital last year and got diagnosed for paranoid schizophrenia. I asked if therapy or day classes could be added and they said the medicine would solve everything by itself.
HEALING is doing BOTH at least.
And every time I come back the doc wants to up the dose for some reason.
>>682518027
go scream at trees faggot
sorry you can't handle there are people smarter than you out there
>>682511373
Men with calf tattoos.
>>682500723
I hate people who give that look, like "who the fuck are you?"
I hate that.
people that are "unique little butterflies" like everyone else
>>682518220
Hahaha. Off to tumblr with you mate. Attagoodgirl
>>682518266
>any tattoos period
>on men or women
fixed
Anyone in a shitty entry-level job who acts like it's the greatest fucking thing in the world, especially when they enthuse about it to you regularly.
Fuck off back to >>>/r9k/ you whining faggots
>>682518361
sorry but it looks like I need to stay here to remind you what a massive butthurt faggot you are
and probably off your meds to boot
>>682510735
Fatty detected
Normies reeee
>>682518426
YOU SHUIT UP FAGGOT
NOW
>>682517379
Found the guy whose mom hugged him too much. Kekekek.
>>682518266
Tattoos in general
>>682508014
>ask like axe
>>682518537
found the anti-vaxxer
>>682500723
Anyone who says ghetto shit like 'fam' or 'cuz'.
Fucking disgusting.
anyone 'Sciency'
book cucked fucks
Anyone who supports sanders.
>>682518735
lol
dumb dumb detected
>>682517824
What is succ?
>>682517863
>your /b/
>owning up to cancer
>>682518750
*whom
>ITT /r9k/ meets /b/
SJW's
Far Right wings
>>682508014
carmel
q-pon
inter-ested
artic
excape
although I don't really hate them
>>682518452
Do as you like little buddy. Just watch out for all the triggers that night bring up those memories of being sad that one time.
Take care mate.
>>682518832
k, go for it.
let's see something from your vast insight.
>People who feel the need to conform everyone into their beliefs
This world would be a better place if people stopped caring about what other people do.
>>682518957
>still this butthurt
k
>>682518957
>durr hurr depression isn't REAL
>THEY TRIED TO TELL ME I'M DEPRESSED THOSE FUCKING CUCKS
>FUCKING CUCKS
faggot
>>682518426
I really think r9k and /r/forever alone are toxic as fuck for lonely people. I rather take a red pill and pursue life than be around a bunch of miserable people with sausages between their legs...... Which also is this whole site anyways.
>>682500723
>dance.gif
I literally dance all day at work. I'm a stripper.
>>682505463
Are you me?
>>682519140
this
moot brought out the concentrated cringery when he created that shit
>>682519256
but no one wants to see you naked
>>682518735
Your a black person aren't you ?
>>682517772
you are actually retarded.
1. violence against children as a form of punishment has been proved ineffective and detrimental.
2. depression can come from a variety of things. normally, it comes from a situation such as a death in the family. however, in our modern world, it can also be caused by our sedentary lifestyle, shitty food, and stresses of modern life. they found that niggers living in tribal communities dont have depression. they get much more exercise, their food is much healthier, and they see their friends and families much more than we do. depression is real and youre a fucking retard if you think otherwise.
>>682519128
Naaaw. You got a sad lil buddy with you haha. So cute. Misery loves company I suppose. Anyway my little friends, try and not kill yourselves today. Bye buddies.
>>682519360
>Your
acts like a
>black person
>>682517567
Shut up, terrorist
>>682500723
Niggers. Not black people. Like the ghetto fucking degenerates who yell when they talk, rant about bernie, wear gold chains that shit.
Anyone who "stances" their car. Especially if it's a nice car. Saw someone stance a Ferrari one time. Made me want to commit genocide.
People who drive too slow or get mad at people who drive too fast.
Idiots who think they're right about everything and act really condescending.
Tumblr users.
Weebs
Vapers
Most muslims
Neocons
Hardcore Christians who complain about how the U.S. Doesn't pander to their specific religion anymore.
>Anyone that refuses to accept that not everyone is like them
>Anyone that believes in medical and government conspiracies
>Anyone that uses snus
>>682500723
>niggers
>asians
>rednecks
>Americans/other fatties
>Mexicans
>liberals
>people with Che Guevera t-shirts
>people who ride "long boards"
>people who own "long boards"
>people who ride "bikes" at "skate"parks
>>682519128
more like
>hurr durr ive never experienced depression, therefore its not real!
>>682501055
I disagree
>>682500723
fuck you
>>682512798
i can't hold all the autism
>>682519501
go believe in god, faggot.
>>682519528
I spat my coffee out laughing , I hope >your happy
>>682519356
Then why do they pay to see me naked? Your logic is fucking shit.
Latin scumbags who are proud to speak the language of the rapers of his grandmothers hahhaahhahah No dignity.
>>682519501
wow I expected maybe one cringe-packed reply from you but not a whole thread full
enjoy thinking your high school dropout mentality is the basis of modern medical science
oh wait you already do
>>682500723
> People who make weird obnoxious noises while eating. The sound like vaginas getting pounded whenever they eat.
plikpilkplikplikplikpilk
>"sorry anon, i just don't feel that way about you. but we can still be friends"
>never wants to hang out again
Just because you didn't want to date me doesn't mean I don't still like you as a person.
>>682519614
I'd IED your Trump Humping ass
>>682500723
people who stretch out their earlobes with those stupid plug earrings.
>>682516577
check out this suburban fag that's tryna be smart
it's both you faggot
>>682519768
paying yourself to be naked doesn't count faggot
>>682519672
Thoughts on bladers, anon?
>>682519929
well no shit autist, its called letting someone down easy. if youre just like "yeah i dont like you that way and i dont ever want to talk to you again," thats not the most tactful way to go about it. when someone says "we can still be friends", you should take it with a grain of salt.
>>682519753
>was on your side till that comment.
Shitty black people (niggers)
Shitty Mexican people (spics)
Obnoxious gay/trans "people" (faggots)
Homophobes, they're all gay faggots.
>>682500723
Anyone from either France or Canada
>>682520375
What about French Canada?
>>682520212
I'd buy that if we didn't have a good time together or only went on one date or something. It's just stupid when chicks I have fun spending time with won't even hang out with me in a non-romantic setting.
>>682520467
Oddly enough I'm cool with them.
>>682520607
That is odd...
>>682518843
succ is used for describing oral sex unto on a male individual. i used succ to substitute any form of company or comfort you were hoping for when being in a relationship for a woman.
bitches ain't worth it, but you won't understand that until you've put your hand to the fire friend.
Anybody who writes "Comfortable with my body!" in their bios.
whinny ass millenials whose purpose in life to seek out things to pretend to be offended by.
>transgenders
>anyone who uses tumblr
>feminists
>niggers (not black people)
>liberals
>neocons
>redditors
>sjws
>people who have dreads/cornrows
>ghetto people
>suburban middle class
>condescending rich people
>weaboos
>Jews
>stupid people
>asshole smart people
>20 y/o dudes who act like they're still in high school
>girls who get pregnant at ~18 and act like they've been parents their whole life/act superior to girls who aren't pregnant at the same age
>people who view marijuana as evil
>people who act like marijuana has no negative effects at all
>people who've been in a relationship for 3 weeks and act like they're gonna get married already
>people who get triggered
>people who "need a safe space"
>straight edge people who preach about being straight edge (i.e. "i don't need alcohol to have a good time, I can have fun, blah blah blah)
>"anarchists"
>people who claim to be part of anonymous
>people who say "there are no good candidates" every single election
>people who shove their religious beliefs down people's throats (especially atheists)
>people who chew with their mouth open
>people who bag on america 24/7 when their country is just as shitty
>people who use old memes irl
>people who wear fedoras/trilbies/trenchcoats unironically
>myself
>>682500723
People who get way too into TV shows; Game of Thrones and Walking Dead come to mind. Its just a TV show, for fuck sakes.
People who think Fight Club is some sort of gospel. Grow up and get out of high school.
People who try to act like the "average /b/tard." Seems like even here, where we're all anonymous, people STILL want to fit into the herd. Sad, if you ask me.
People who like traps and trannys, but won't admit to being gay or bisexual. Its okay to admit that, there's nothing wrong with it. Just don't delude yourself.
Nihilists. My god, what a useless bunch of assholes.
Aggressive atheists. I just don't even have the time to talk about how much these wastes of skin annoy me. I'm not a theist, but I believe everyone is entitled to their own beliefs.
People who partake in the console vs. PC debate. Stop being poor and just buy all of it. That way, you won't miss any exclusives and you'll be way less insufferable.
People who say shit like, "Man up." Yeah, because dealing with problems is just THAT simple, right? Idiots.
People who do that whole, "Nice guys finish last" bit to explain why they're single. Nice is good, women like nice. They like confidence WAY more though, which is something those "nice guys" lack.
And my supper is ready. Good thread, you guys have a good night.
>>682520847
It would just be a shorter list to name everyone you don't hate.
>>682520595
probably cause they still think youre trying to get your d in the v. or maybe theyre not looking for more friends.
>>682511633
Proper list. Absolutely proper
I smoked weed on daily basis and I hated doing it. Sometimes if I wake and bake it just makes the whole day fucking lazy.
Now it's once a week, way better.
Oh and I say fuck all the time, but what the fuck can I do about it, I practise free speech.
>>682515739
kekd
>>682520832
The point of being offended easily these days is to assert moral superiority over others: the more easily and more offended you are, the better you are as a human.
>>682500723
any mexafuck who speaks english but tries to still pronounce certain words with an extra accent...
actually any person who speaks English and says certain words with a huge fucking accent like an itallian just pronouncing like spagetti completely different
>>682520705
I guess.
I never had a relationship and just felt like I'm failing and wanted to change things. I see everyone here getting women and getting laid that I fear missing out. I really don't know man.
>that one faggot who posts that crying girl from neverending story every fucking day
Fuck you anon, I used to like that movie.
>>682508971
Yup
>>682513852
Made me giggle
people who are in my way at the store but im too beta to say anything so i stand there until they move, don't hate all of em, just the ones that are in the middle of the isle and look at and compare every single thing
>>682500723
Jagged vacances thick with ice.
>>682521304
This is fucking offensive.
>>682500723
any guy who tries to date my ex's
fuck that shit nigga
>>682518735
Found the nigger
>>682522174
I have a friend who does that. Whenever people break up he tried super hard to hook up with the girl knowing she's emotionally vulnerable
>>682521027
>People who think Fight Club is some sort of gospel.
it is though
it's the first big movie that pretty much says we're corporate consumerist slaves to the1%
>>682511985
wait what about the other 2 letters
>>682522174
get out, nigger.
>>682521327
You aren't missing shit dude, having a gf is the biggest meme ever. Same goes for marriage
>>682521327
how old are you
>>682521691
Just do like everyone else: look down at your phone, and bump into them, then apologize without an hint of sincerity.
>>682522511
not the guy youre talking to, but thats easy to say when youve already experienced it. im 25, didnt lose it till 22, but waiting that long to lose it fucking sucked. and it definitely is essential to the human experience. even if you dont like having a girlfriend or dont want to get married, its dumb to say that hes not missing out on anything.
>>682512141
i thought this was a meme...
>>682522680
or you can just speak up and say "excuse me" like a fucking adult.
>>682500723
Any one that does not listen, talking over others.
Drunks
Cat Haters
sigh
>>682521027
just say you automatically hate people in general
>>682521691
lol.....nobody cares. When that happens I take out my headphones and say "excuse me" in a polite tone, they have always only ever just apologized and moved.
Don't be scared to interact with people the vast majority are NOT assholes. Try it just once, next chance you get. Even if it's making small talk with a cashier or something.
>>682520847
I'll have you know I'm a pregnant black trans women that doesn't need drugs and alcohol to have fun. I'm 18 and live in the getto , I'm part Jewish and part black , I'm actually a liberal even though I'm half black and my favourite website is Tumblr.
You've Triggered me so badly that I need my safe space , also I just bought a fedora for my rich gay husband.
>>682523098
OH and if they are an asshole and say something shitty then fuck them, they're an asshole. Don't let it ruin your day or make you think less of yourself.
>>682523219
was it worth the effort?
>>682501055
/thread
>>682523415
>implying it was meant to be convincing
maybe you hang yourself, yes?
>>682523415
Yes it was.
>>682522945
I don't know where you live, but where I am, no one would even pay attention. You would have to repeat yourself, with an increasingly aggravated tone, until you sound like a neurotic house wife.
>>682523554
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he probably has autism , poor cunt.
>>682521304
This. And I think part of it is that this generation, mainly young blacks, are the beneficiaries of the struggles of the previous generation. There's an element of guilt there, and an element of wanting to be able to say they are also struggling against oppression. Certain political parties know this, and they hand them manufactured issues like the idea that the police are out to kill them or that the other party is full of racists,etc.
>>682512798
>deep interest in asian cultures
so you are a weaboo virgin ?
>>682500723
Is that because you're socially awkward, can't dance and wish you could, hate seeing people be happy or all of the aforementioned
>>682523810
where the fuck do you live, sounds like you live in a city full of cunts.
>>682508609
Keep that shit to yourself Anon. I am not here for the feels.
>>682523554
>>682523674
It was so bad it wasnt funny and very obviously it was not meant to be convincing unless you're like.... retarded.
>>682524106
Yes, I live in a city of filled with cunts, and I don't even get laid. It's all fucking cons, and no pros. I should probably move.
>>682521691
Just yell at them:"Members of staff coming through.", "Pregnant woman coming through" or the one I use with succes:"Man with [insert alcoholic beverage of your choosing] coming through.". I happen to choose beer mostly. Men will carry you through the store if you tell them that. Crazy stuff.
>pashtuns
>emo kids
>people that say they dropped out of school because they think they're too smart for it
>anyone that drives a honda civic like it's their practice car between F1 races
>noisy people in theaters "Oh my goodness, I didn't expect that to happen!"
>telemarketers
>militant activist of any sort
>>682513482
>Raiders
Congrats on having 3 good players on your roster
this punchable faggot
>>682521691
No what's worse is when you say something and they completely ignore you.
>scuse me
>Excuse me
>Make some coughing noise
>Excuse me
>Hey would you mind getting the fuck out of the way?
And then they give you this deer in the headlights look like you're fucked up for distracting them from deciding which brand of discount cheerios to buy.
>>682521546
This.
>Put your hand on the gland of the man...
>>682501055
Pretty much.
>Country music
Turn that cousin fucking shit off.
>Hardcore judgemental Christians.
Your logic can be compared to a retard.
>Nerd culture.
I was made fun for liking comics, sci fi, etc. Now all those faggots claim to be "hardcore fans, but don't even know what the fuck a millennium falcon is."
>SJW's/Tumblrina Feminazi's or anyone who self diagnoses themselves with PTSD because someone called them fat,
Go kill yourself.
>ppl who spell like dis.
Are you that incapable of spelling "you."
>immigrants who demand more than what was handed to them.
You're lucky that you get what you get, we can easily send you back.
>Jennifer Lawrence.
>>682514754
*too beta
>>682515043
*they're women
Jesus Christ.
>>682517824
This, tbh fam.
>>682527375
I agree with most of this, but I'll take country over rap, trap, or any of that bullshit.
>>682517772
>brain.washing.
>depression
Wow, an actual retard.
>>682500723
Trump, cruz, hillary, and bernie supporters
>>682500723
Ain't that some Taliban-level shit right there.
>people who brag about menial shit i.e. "I fucked my wife last night"
nigga nobody gives a God damn about that dirty fuck while
>people that wear flat bill hats all the time
>people that "don't believe in science"
>people that tell me about their life without my asking
>people that quote movies all the time
>People who don't know shit about any topic and glibly say "you should research it" after spewing utter bullshit
>Gluten free, non-GMO, organic, all natural faggots
>Bernie fans who are unwilling to admit his poor chances of victory, and especially the ones who are so fired up about him that they will tell you he is going to win no matter what
>Young conservatives who talk about "working hard" and "not taking handouts" when they have never had a real job in their life
>Young liberals who think this country is coming to a fiery end because they can't handle the existence of racists, doucebags and fucking idiots
>Hipsters who go to restaurants that serve things like "deconstructed X"
>Beer snobs and faggots who think IPAs are anything but straight goose urine
Anyone wearing a hat and a nose ring
>>682523936
I'm not a virgin.
>>682504310
are you insecure about you insecurities, faggot?
>niggers
>#BLM
>towelheads
>racist
>feminist
>liberals
Anyone who likes Chelsea
>People who can't play anything other than fast-paced games because they might or might not have ADHD
>Feminists
>Militant Christians or religious people in general
>People who actually comment or like a page because apparently you'll go to hell if you don't
>That little fat kid from Accel World
>Flamboyant gays
>People who hate weeaboos because hating weeaboos is something they think they should do.
>Weeaboos who unironically use japanese
>Myself
>>682500723
People who think things are offensive
>>682500723
fucking autistic, like newton with the apple or tesla. fucking autistics
people with glasses, bow tie and jackets
pick related
>>682517429
santa claus?
>>682516669
you know that's not actually entirely terrible.
come on bud, what's your alias, where do you up your shit? do you even?
ain't never seen that style before.
don't jsut bugger off now.
>>682518510
you're detection radar sucks
>>682518510
the irony is that sports fans like socces or footbal fans tend to be fat as fuck
>>682512868
>>betas who dislike dancing
dancer no faggot?
>>682531265
and people doing this shit too
>People who enjoy watching other people playing video games
>Guy's who wear extremely tight pants.
>Spoiled teenagers
>People who vape inside a restaurant
>People who follow fashion
>People who wears their snapbacks like on pic related
>People that wear a band t-shirt and they don't listen to their music
>Anyone wearing a metallica t-shirt
>People that like dubstep, trap, house.
>Desperate people that try so hard to be your friend when you hate them.
>Chad
My last three roommates.
One was a short-tempered faggot who would laugh at his own farts
One had a fucked up dying animal chewing on food voice and would trip over words like she was having a seizure
One was so ignorant that she didnt know what a swastika was
>>682519824
y qué idioma es ése?
>>682500723
Anyone who looks even remotely like this.
>>682531587
and 12 years kid with this look
