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If you don't reply to this post you will die in 2016.
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k
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1 like 1 prayer
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Shit
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i dont want to die, so fuck you all. faggots.
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Seventh seal!
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finally end in sight.. wait, no!!
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Death, pls
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>>682500327
Fag
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ok...
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Op is a faggot
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Ok
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>>682500327
Can't stump the Trump.
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K, you got me.
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>>682500327
ok
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>>682500327
k
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If only...
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oi no!
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aight
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>>682500327
jokes on you i wanna die faggot
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>>682500327
shit
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MEIN KAMPF'S LEGACY SHALL GO ON!
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>>682500327
djbcwvfwegbh
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goddamn it
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You got me
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fucking nigga
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not my time faggots
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>>682501686
Well that's ironic.
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for the emperor
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>>682500327
k
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just
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fck
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Nah
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My dubs of truth have blessed this thread
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>>682500327

safe

fuck you OP
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k
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>>682500327
This is my reply
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Oh no
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>>682500327
Fuck m8
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Immunity cat save us
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>>682500327
That's not very nice.
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>>682500327
k
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k
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>>682500327
Rolling for Pancreatic cancer. Make it fast fucker.
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>>682500327
K
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k
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sheeeeeyat
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i cant let persona 5 be unplayed
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Welp fuk
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this day is not the day i die.

Oberyn Martell.
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BRING IT ONNNN
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Save me
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>>682500327

trump 2016
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>>682500327
yoooo im pretty bad a chess fam
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>>682500327
reply :s
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>>682500327
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I ain't dying
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dont yiff me death
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Crap
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k
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Rip
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>>682501686
we all want to die anon
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Okay
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help us
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Bergman 4 life.
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Thanks.
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fuck u
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k.
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>>682500327
fine
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Fgt
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1 subscribe = 5 prayer + YouTube revenue
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>>682500327
Good.

Oh fuck, I screwed up.
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>>682500327
k
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>>682500327
K
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>>682500327
Ayy lmao
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Sheeeeeeit
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>>682500327
k
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>>682500327
well, you got me there
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>>682500327
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pls no
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>>682500327
kys
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Heavy...

Best not chance it.
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>>682500327
Ok
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>>682500327
pls no killerino
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let me die
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Op is a f a g g o t
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CANT WAKE UP
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>>682500327
See you in hell!

Wait...
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Stayin alive
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>>682500327
but i want to die
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Im might be a fag but i wont die
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Just to be safe
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Im oK with dying
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>>682500327
save me jebus
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I don't believe you.
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>>682500327
1lyke = 1 cri
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kk
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Ngf
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Bang Bang
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Woo
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>None of these faggots have heard of immunity cat
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>>682502814
you are on /b/ you are a fag either way
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>>682500327
Dats a great movie op
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>>682500327
Is that Frasier?
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>>682500327
Oh well..
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>>682500327
bettr safe than sorrie
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OH SHIT WADDUP!!!
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>>682501750
What legacy?

Its a book, faggot.
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>>682502940
aw thank ya
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>>682500327
But why OP?!
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aw shit
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pls no ;-;
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Ok, sure bro, whateva man.
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>>682500327

K
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Weinerpizza
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nigga
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Reply
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just incase
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>>682500327
Fuck you guy
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>>682500327

not this time
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>>682500327
Stupid faggot OP and his faggot spam
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>>682500327
what if i still die now?
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i'm sorry friends, how do i like posts?
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waaa
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Why?
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>>682500327
only cuz it was the first thing i saw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0
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K
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replied
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Oh
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>>682500327
i dont like death so yeh]ah
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Can't take the risk nigga
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>>682500327
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Your Text Spoken will never die.
There. Now you have a link to click on
https://soundcloud.com/your_text_spoken
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just in case
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Fuck you dude
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>>682500327
No I wont
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>>682500327
ok jebus
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>>682500564 kkk
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Suck my nugget
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I hate niggers I hate Jews I hate spiks and Arabs to go ahead try to sue
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Reply. If OP doesn't reply to this post, he will die in 2016.
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Can't risk it
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Oke
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F
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>>682503472
You took it fgt.
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su re
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Not taking that risk, boi
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i'll no reply this shit negga


ho wait.
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Not gonna die this year faggots
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>>682500327
k
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Sweet
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Nope
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bull shit boyo
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>>682500327
Why do you do this OP?
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Don't kill me pls
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Кек
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K
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>>682500327
ive been wanting to see that movie
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fokayou
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>>682500327
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>>682500327
oh no :(
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>>682500327
Kek
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>>682502940
thanks cat
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FILIPPINO COMMUNISTS NOW THREANTEING TO ATTACK AMERICANS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEwPUWVFS9E
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>>682500327
Done.
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>>682500327
Praise Immunity Cat!
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Ok
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>>682500327
Oh shit
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Ayy lmao
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not taking chances
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Oki doki
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ayyy
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yo chill
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>>682500327
ill as fuck op
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>>682500327
ok, im good now
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>>682500327
Fuck you I'm eternal
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well at least, check 'em would ya?
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If dubs i die this year anyways
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>>682500327
This will happen to OP, because of this post.
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Kdichsnxjcjdjcndjcjskc
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>>682500327
Well i am safe now
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If you reply to this post OP will die in 2016.
effects are irreversible.
and the author of this post (me) is immune to other attacks and sortileges.
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>>682500327
Op is a faggot
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>>682500327
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>>682504339
the fuck is this?
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>>682500327
this is what i post in trap and shemale threads
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pls
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>>682500327
OP IS LITERALLY HITLER
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>>682500327
A
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Fuk
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>>682500327
For fucks sake
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>>682500327
>shitposting
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Toasting
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I shall live
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lemme live pls
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>>682500327
goddamn
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>>682500327
k
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cancer
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oh no
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not risking it
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aye
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SAFE!!
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Death can go fuck with somebody else
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>>682500327
Heaven is a place on earth
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Finally!


oh wait..
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>>682500327
Well
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Posted
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>>682500327
So now i'm in the clear right?
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>>682500327
:/
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>>682500327
safe
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>>682500327
Nope... I have work to do.
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Kekd and checkd
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>>682500327
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>>682500327
k
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waddup
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K
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>>682500327
check out these dubs
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Not taking my chances
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Fuck you skellingtons!
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kk
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>>682500327
fuck you nigga>>682500327
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>>682500327

Or in 2005
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lul
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>>682505653
this.
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>>682500327
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Hey Buddy I think you got the wrong door. The Leatherclub is 2 blocks down
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>>682500327

feck you OP
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O-only posting to tell you guys that you are all gullible chicken shits.
>yeah that's why..
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Jokes on you I wanna die, oh wait fuck
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nope
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aw set
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fuk off
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eyy
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pls no
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:(
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>>682500327
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>>682500327
no it is you that will perish this year
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Wow
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>>682500327
Nope.
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k
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K
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>>682506499
Checked
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Steel oil can't shower jet beams
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>>682500327
not this year.
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>>682500327
k
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ono
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>>682500327
k
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>>682500327
whatever you say boss
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>>682500327
k
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pls no
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>>682500327
reply
reply
reply
reply
reply
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feel bad for the people who're banned
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>>682500327
ok
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>>682500327
k
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Life.
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>>682500327
good. I'm not doing anything in 2016
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Pls no
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>>682500327
well i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>682500327
u cant do nuffin faggot
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>>682500327
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34-26-13-20-32-18-13-22
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Shit
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first time i´ve ever replied
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>>682500327
better safe than sorry
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Shit
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pls dont kill
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Fine
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ayy
lmao
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Trylu
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>ayy lmao
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>>682500327
3 edgy 5 me
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K
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People are stupid.
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fgt OP
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Kill urself op
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>>682500327
We'll see....
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k
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Im am to young to dead
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>>682500327
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If you dont 2016 to this post you will die in reply.
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>>682500327
plz no <3
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noooooo
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>>682500327
Reply
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I know you are, but what am i?
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kay kay kay motherkayer
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>>682500327
meep the down
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okay m8
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>>682500327
k
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>>682507892
Nigga wut
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replying
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>>682500327
5spoops2me
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NIGGSAS
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Safe
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>>682500327
K
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Gobble gobble gobble
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OP tried to post it on /r9k but thread died instantly
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▲▲
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no kill
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I need to live until at least 2069 or until I get quads; whichever comes first. Don't wanna take any chances, so I'll just reply.
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