Ok /b/, this faggot is an old friend of mine and has been fucking my girlfriend behind my back (will break up with her soon) so I downloaded a free texting app and want to fuck with him.
Something that will make him feel guilty, but dubs is dubs and I'll deliver whatever. Nothing that will get me arrested, faggots.
I think i'm HIV positive...
>>682495792
My girl sucked your dick, so now its my turn
>>682495950
Roll
Get him to send a dick and face pic and post it on social media
>>682495792
I forgot to mention even though it should be pretty obvious, im pretending to be my gf
>>682495950
This
>>682495931
Rolling dubs for this.
Checkem
my period is running late this month... you know what that means, right?
>>682495931
This
>>682495931
Roll
I know you fucked my girl, and I also wanted for you to know this: you're a fucking legend. Truly, an authentic alpha male. GG M8, YOU'RE A BETTER MAN THAN ME! Just do me one favor: fuck her ass so hard her descendants are gonna feel it!
>>682495931
ROLLIIOIOI
>>682496132
roll
"Show me that tongue and your cute smile"
>>682495931
ROLLING
>>682496230
cuck
Rollio for this;
>>682495931
>>682496021
roll
>>682495931
Roll
>>682495931
roll
>>682496299
WINRAR
>>682496299
winrer
>>682496132
rolll
>>682495931
ROLL
>>682495931
Roll
winrar do it OP
>>682495950
ROLLIN'
>>682496021
Roll
Top kek if OP isn't a faggot
i fucked your cousin
>>682496285
Dis shit, get his face and some incriminating statements
>>682495931
Do it faggot
>>682495931
roll, but add
"I think I got it from Anon. We've been trying to make up, but I think he cheated on me."
(This will make him confront you, and thus expose his cheating. Will be fun.)
>>682496299
winrar
I told (OP NAME) about us sleeping together... It didn't feel right. I had to tell him because I've missed my period and it could be either one of you. Now he won't speak to me can you try talk to him?
>>682495931
now we wait
>>682496299
winrar.
>>682496736
Roll
>>682496299
Winrar
>>682496844
OP IS NOT A FAG!
>>682496844
ugh, close enough though.
>>682496844
checked
say also i have had Syphilis for over a year now
>>682496736
Rolling
>>682496838
Reroll
>>682497025
roll
>>682496838
Roll
>>682497025
roll.
>>682497025
2 b8 m8
>>682496736
Rollin
>>682497025
reroll.
>>682496844
Holy shit you phrased that terribly, no chance he's going to believe that you tard.
>>682497066
Neat
what do i respond
>>682497025
reroll
>>682496838
YES THIS ONE
>>682496838
roll
>>682497066
winrar
>>682496844
Checked and say,
"I haven't told [You] yet, I know you love me more than he does and will stick with me through this."
>>682496838
OH YASS
>>682497148
This
Op you retard
>>682496844
Do you ENJOY the cuckery?
>>682496736
Rollerino
>>682497025
Don't syphyllis is too obvious. HIV is a HUGE scare
>>682497066
winrar.
>>682496838
Fuck dubs just do this
>>682497183
babe im not kidding, i think you should get tested..im sorry i didnt tell you, i was just afraid you wouldnt want me
>>682497183
im scared. i dont want to die. i shouldve told you
>>682497300
Dubs decides
>>682496838
THIS
>>682497183
I'm so sorry... I just got the first test back, and I have to go back for a second to make sure it's not a false positive. My doctor said I should tell anyone I've had sex with.
>>682497183
"No seriously... I'm HIV positive. I got a call from the doctor's office today."
>>682496838
rolling
>>682497183
get some real looking documents and send a picture, fake the fuck out of this
>oh shit waddup..
>come chat with dat boi and /b/tards
I
can
haz
chat
.com/
thepartyzone
You're stupid. Find some sketchy dude or place to fake a medical document scan.
>>682497183
Over react like your getting angry
"Its not a fucking joke, this could really effect me"
>>682497416
this
>>682497416
ROLL.
>>682497443
so close
>>682497411
and another dubs
>>682497360
Rollin'
>>682496838
Holy shit yes
>>682497416
>>682497443
these two together
>>682497443
This
>>682497416
Roll
>>682495792
Rob, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682497360
rolling
>>682496838
This
I'm serious. I just found out 2 days ago and have been wanting to tell you. I've been to the doctors this morning and they told me it's treatable so I have nothing to worry about.
>>682497416
reroll
I think it's time for us to stop
>>682497300
I think you have that backwards friend. HIV is the obvious joke STD.
>>682497544
win
Op you aren't going to salvage this, congrats on being a cuck for life.
>>682497416
roll
>>682497544
winrar
>>682497544
Winrar
>>682497544
Nice
>>682496736
Roll
You weren't supposed to think that was a joke. I was supposed to say ha ha just kidding it's not HIV but I do have gonorrhea. Then you would've been so relieved that you didn't have HIV that you want of cared that you have gonorrhea.
>>682497544
winrar
I'm not fooling around here, being sneaky or anything. You need to check your dick and your privilege, I am HIV positive, and of that I am positive *growls*
>>682496021
Roll
>>682497287
Roll
>>682497544
>>682497544
>>682497544
YUSWINRAR
>>682497800
Thank god this didn't win first.
>>682497544
Dont word it like a faggot this time
Rob, I wish I was kidding...
>>682496132
Roll
Just beat the shit out of him.
Hes not a mate for cheating with your girlfriend. You also should have dumped her instantly.
But yeah beat the shit out of him.
My roll is
No, im being serious.
>>682497443
This
>>682497841
use this
>>682497841
you had the same idea as me, but you are a stupid fuck because date is included in your pic.
If winrar, do >>682497879
>>682497544
>>682497448
WINRAR
>>682498015
I like the emoji touch
>>682497988
yeah I didn't realize the dates just snagged the first from google use 2nd image
>>682498015
think what would a scared as shit HIV+ person type??
>>682497622
How is it obvious? If they had sex he'd notice she has syph. Not HIV.
>>682497988
WINRAR SEND
>>682498015
and i had sex with 7 different guys in the past 6 months alone
>>682498015
Wording is too obvious gg m999
>>682497183
Rob I wish I was being funny, I'm sorry that I didn't tell you sooner. ;-;
Don't send anything else until you get a reply
>>682498192
roll
I fucked your dad.
>>682498070
Because that makes it totally believable right?
>>682498015
I'm so glad I'm here for this. Keep this going OP don't get sidetracked
>>682498235
yes roll
>>682498244
Odd win. Listen to the dubs
>>682497879
Roll
>>682498244
Dubs commands it
I know what you've done
>>682498235
reroll
>>682497988
>kek
>>682498192
roll.
>>682498154
Well if she has been getting tested shes known she is positive for a bit and has come to grips with it and is trying as calmly as possible to tell her partner
>>682497988
That one also has the date, cut off the top half first OP
If I get dubs you have to come clean with him.
>>682498015
My parents don't know yet but my dad would probably kill you if he found out.
I think I got it from *insert your own name since he's fucking your bitch*
what to reply, come on dubs
>>682498489
Fuck off faggot
>>682498387
o shit waddup!
>>682498235
DO THIS NOW
>>682498526
dubs have been rolled on second image of test
>>682498526
I'm serious. This means I'll have to tell [OP] about us. What should I do?
>>682498526
He's fucking rekt. Send him the picture above and put him in checkmate.
>>682498526
I wish I was joking... I just don't know what to do. I never meant to hurt you like this :(
(also send HIV positive test pic)
>>682498526
Holy fuck hahaha send him the image of the positive result featured in this thread!
Im really sorry but its true you should get tested
>>682498526
baby im so sorry i really wish i was joking. im so sorry i cant stop crying and im just a huge mess right now...
>>682498235
yes this will do
>>682498526
Does this sound like a joke (insert his name here)? Come to my parents house so we can discuss this
>>682498526
I wish I was, I'm so scared
You'll stick with me through it though, yeh babe?
>>682498526
I wish I was joking
>>682498671
roll
>>682498526
I already got dubs, send pic proof
>>682497879
>date collected: 9/23/93
>age: 40
Stupid
>>682498526
Im being serious, please dont freak out.
>>682498626
Roll!
>>682498626
/ROL/
>>682498526
its not a joke
and im really ashamed to admit
i fucked 7 different guys last month i dont know who i got it from
>>682498235
dubs get, this shit right now.
>>682498660
Simple yet direct. ROLL
>>682498671
rolling
>>682497988
>>682498526
see dubs were rolled on image send image of test
not the one with dates at top
>>682498693
ROLL
>>682498526
Send a pic of some positive rest results
>>682498526
rolling hiv+ test image
+
Im really freaking out. I dont want this shit. (enter your name) is gonna dump me. Please just get checked.
>>682498531
Op shouldn't be such a pussy, not my fault.
>>682498671
Roll
>>682498720
JUST CROP IT OP
>>682497491
roll
>>682498526
"im sorry, but no."
"do you still love me tho?"
>>682498526
kek nice job op, this is fun,
also; babe im sorry remember the trip i took to (insert ur latest trip anywhere here), well i met someone and fucked her(or shit, you could go alpha and say him) and it turned out she was positive so, yeah
>>682498526
Im sorry... Im so sorry
>>682498526
Give him the document without the date, its the golden goose egg. Take one of the serious, well worded posts from further above and use it.
>>682498795
Rollll
"aint no" thats a double negative.
>>682498697
Roll
>>682498235
roll
>>682498526
I'm sure it's nothing
we can do it up the other hole until we know for sure.
>>682498526
Oh my god this is golden. OP is a mastermind.
>>682498660
This
>>682498763
roll
haha just kidding babe, got you good! have a good night :*
>>682498526
why would I joke about this? Also...I kinda had to tell [OP's name]
>>682498526
I honestly wish I was, but I need to be honest with you. Especially because I think that I'm honestly falling for you, like, really really hard, and I just know you'll be there for me as we work through this together.
>>682498857
ROLL AGAIN
>>682498763
roll.
>>682498660
Roll
>>682498660
ROLLIO
>>682498526
omg he's so getting burned, we have to destroy him. /b/ unite to destroy this motherfucking cheating faggit
>>682498689
This wording has the ring of truth to it. use it
>>682498813
Who gives a shit, we're having lulz here. Go back to your furfag thread
also rolling for >>682498671
>>682498526
Rerolling on mine. Perfect response to this>>682497287
>>682498854
roll
>>682498526
"There's something else I need to tell you, I think I got it from [other mutual friend]. I'm so sorry"
>>682498852
This, you need to black out the date and age OP! Don't forget or we are kill
>>682498955
WINRAR
>>682498686
>featured
I don't know why i laughed
>>682498802
This
>>682498660
Rolling
>>682498955
WINRAR
>>682498917
roll
>>682498955
WINRAR
>>682498510
Rolling for this, tell him she got AIDS from you faggot OP
I'm so sorry Rob, what are we going to do!
>>682498689
Roll
>>682498660
Rolling this
>>682498671
rollingg
>>682498526
I'm scared I gave it to (OP girlfriend) How do I tell her man? The doctor said he doesn't know how long ago I contracted it.
>>682498886
so close
>>682498955
winrar
will you tell him about us?
what if he thinks you gave me it?
>>682498917
rolling rolling rolling
this is gold
>>682498955
DONT FUCK THIS UP OP. YOU HAVE HIM ON A LINE. GO FOR THE KILL
>>682498526
I'm afraid not. The doctor even told me I might not last till my 40th birthday.... HIV is something very dangerous.... I have yet to tell (insert your name) about this... What am I going to do? He'll start asking questions if it turns out I've tested positive and I'll have to tell him about us..
>>682497287
kek
why would I joke about something like this [name] what the fuck? this was all your idea so don't get pissy with me
>>682498671
rullar
>>682498920
I second
>>682498955
win
>>682498526
Rob, you probably should get tested. I hope you're not too mad at me.
>>682498955
vinvar
>>682498955
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRR
my doctor thinks it may be an advanced form of HIV. im so scared. please go get tested, im scared for us.
>>682498660
rolling like rolls
I can still suck you off though.
>>682498526
This js not a joke.. Sorry babe..
>>682498955
winrar
>>682499087
wtf dude, are you really that dumb?
>>682498923
Rollin for this guy
>>682498965
Dude what? There's no chance this guy is even gonna believe op anyways, his wording is terrible.
op you are being a giant faggot go for the kill
I'm sorry, I had to tell you but please don't tell anybody! If you do I'll say your lying! This could ruin my life, seriously.
Idk make so he will be convinced once he talks to her about it
>>682498917
heartless roll
>>682499087
You fucking retard
(Not a roll)
>>682498923
Roll
>>682499199
Dubs^2 is a must OP.
what to respond?
so many dubs, reply to image posts if you want your roll to count
>>682499199
dont send this
>>682499004
>>682498686
Hahah i fucking kek'd too
Someone shoop HIV picture with a recent date that's not 20 years ago. So OP can send.
>>682498955
finish him
>>682498671
Roll
>>682499199
>kekkles
