ITT We all live in a underground bunker.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT We all live in a underground bunker.
I blow up the bunker, dubs confirm.
Game over
>>682387742
lol
your bomb fails to go off, you become the bunker sex slave.
>>682387742
>Dubs
Try again sand monkey
>>682387742
Speaking about dubs
>>682387949
Check em
shitter's clogged
>>682388022
Witnessed
>>682387599
Why in the fuck is there a box of child pornography......and no lotion? Bob, what the fuck man?
I have a preserved calvin and hobbes collection to be kept for generations to come
>>682388091
Get the sex slave to unclog it.
>>682387599
Where is the ball pit?
>>682388022
I came all the way from the Observatory floor to observe these fucking digits
>>682388099
double witnessed
>>682388185
All lotion went to the sex slave's room.
>>682388264
On it master
This will be treated as sacred text, the purest art form millenia down the line
Fuck i cant find the ball pit
GOD DAMMIT WHO FARTED!?
Here have another, in the mean time I'll go around being the pretentious keeper of the records
>>682388099
>>682388368
Let's make it trips
>>682388563
...Sorry.
>>682388563
sorry got the anxiety shits, i cant find the ball pit
>>682388535
The ball pit has been repurposed as a toilet since someone clogged it
>>682387599
What is the name of that religious group with the DUMB?
Wonder what they are up to?
I found a gun, who the fuck had a gun?
Godammit bill i said FIX my Pip boy, FIX IT, NOT FILL IT WITH GAY FUR PORN!!!!
>>682388669
Ball pit's closed. Someone let their sick kid play in it and he got shit and puke everywhere.
this just in
trips to sell the bunker for 1b
>>682388915
Hand it over, that belongs to security
>>682389028
Failed trips, you are now sex slave #2
>>682388975
Gay porn? Guess this gun will come in handy, who's the fag here?
>>682388915
I got the heat berried ina lock box on a soccer field
Ill grab the shovel
Ill do it
Test me
>>682389045
Who needs security? Fuck off its mine. I'm gonna kill the fag with the gay pipboy
THE ZOO FLOOR HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
Hey guys I've been playing fallout a lot lately and like I really wonder if the world above is like that now
Wait, why are we in here anyway? And how the fuck do we even get more food?
>>682389117
2 sex slaves. Put them in the box(clogged shitter)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>682389459
Hey fuck you I'm raping him right now put him in the box some other time
>>682389293
What the shit? I thought we all agreed they weren't going to be let in.
>>682389459
I think one of them got loose in the ball pit
For sale: one Robco PIPBOY 3000. 32 terrabyte storage, 12 terrabytes gay fur porn. Will trade for the gun.
_..._ .--. __.....__
.' '. |__| .--./) .--./) .-'' '.
. .-. . .--. /.''\\ /.''\\ / .-''"'-. `. .-,.--.
| ' ' | | | | | | | | | | | / /________\ \ | .-. |
| | | | | | \`-' / \`-' / | | | | | |
| | | | | | /("'` /("'` \ .-------------' | | | |
| | | | | | \ '---. \ '---. \ '-.____...---. | | '-
| | | | |__| /'""'.\ /'""'.\ `. .' | |
| | | | || || || || `''-...... -' | |
| | | | \'. __// \'. __// |_|
'--' '--' `'---' `'---'
Who let this faggot in?
>>682389784
I'll trade you 1 sex slave for it
>>682389836
probably the same guy who built the zoo
>>682387599
I give everyone AIDS and they die immediately
>>682389914
Don't worry, this Asian bitch will deal with him.
a bunker? not so different from my normal life i guess
>>682389694
We needed some animal testing to be done
>>682389836
you got anymore interracial bi porn?
>>682387599
radioactive ground walking mexican here
no restroom around so i shit in your ventilation tubes and pretend it wasnt me
Just got back from checking the oxygen recycling system, we have a problem boys
>>682390189
There's a salty undercover nig amongst us boys, time to sweep the floors and cleanse this place
>>682390014
No dubs, you become sex slave #3.
>>682390216
We don't need to breathe when we have dubs
>>682389880
Deal. You can use it to open the vault door. If you do though it will play a soundbyte of two gay wovles fucking on the vaults PA system. We will know if you try to leave. Btw bill has all the gay porn kill him.
>>682387599
If that thing were not underground, but drifting around in ze ocean, I would be your ah huckleberry, as it were.
>>682390384
Hello sex slave #4
>>682390189
you the man
>>682390216
Julian get down here buddy we've got ourselves a major situation going on!
Erm... so how do ya'll feel about getting more of these?
Hello bunkerbros! It is I, a surface dweller, here to give you good news. It's completely safe to live up here and you should open the doors immediately and leave that gun in the basement, we definitely don't want to murder you.
Did I mention we have women?
>>682387599
where does plumbing and garbage go op? if you can open the roof why wouldnt you live not in a subterranean bunker?
>>682388915
sorry thats mine
Goddammit who didn't wash the sex slave after they finished? You know they're for everyone, right guys?
>>682391063
stubble and a gas mask?
Good seal
Why we shave in the military asshole
You never gunna make it
>>682387599
MooooOOOM! Anon's breathing my air again!
>>682391293
Which one, we have 4
greetings from the central bank floor. we keep you all from killing each other by adjusting the money supply and setting the interest rate
>>682390944
im all in
OH GOD ITS EATING THEM ALIVE
>>682391372
The one covered in cum, retard
When someone finnaly pops open our vault they will find interracial porn mags a bunch of dead niggers. One gun with no bullets. Abunch of lubed up dead sex slaves, a skeleton with a jizz covered pipboy looping gay furporn, and a shit filled ball pit. Welcome to VAULT #666.
>>682387599
If /B/
Lived in a bunker, I would watch my asshole.
>>682391485
dat strawb
>>682391293
Our breeding program and childhood ECT has made perfectly good mindless sexlaves for everyone
We didnt hire behavior control scientist to share sex slaves
Im tired of this
No more GMO corn for you
You getting let out a vent shaft come sunrise
>>682391485
I for one welcome our new turtle overlords
>>682391558
You mean wash
Now spread yo cheeks and lift yo sack
Yo bootyhole is under attack
>>682391485
It's alright guys it's just one of the sex slaves
oh shit who had a fucking bomb in here
and why the fuck is it in sex slave #3's ass
>>682391769
I was wondering why my dick kept getting bitten off...
>>682388918
It's so clear now.
>>682391646
Nigga there's only three sex slaves now. There's gonna have to be some sharing. All I ask is that we wash them after we use them
>>682387599
>underground bunker
That sounds like a basement. You're calling us basement dwellers.
I am starting the religious group called the hobbist we follow the teachings of Hobbes and shun those who follow calvin
Its been 100+ years
Nuclear reactor needs to be fueled
We go dark in 48 hours
Ventilation system will shut down
We didnt prepare to stay here this long
Shave
Suit up
Grab your gear
We are going out
Back from a supply run, I look okay?
>>682387599
If dubs, trump becomes our leader
>>682387599
Is it weird that I'm like sexually attracted to cross-sections of underground bunkers? Like I'm obsessed with them to the point where if I don't pretend I'm in an underground bunker while lying in bed, I won't be able to get comfortable enough to go to sleep. I also pretend I am in an underground bunker while taking a shit, not sure why. Sometimes I'll legit get chubbies when thinking about/pretending to be in an underground bunker. Does anyone else do this?
>>682392410
We send the sex slave
>>682392394
greentext your main pillars please
>>682392410
plato witness me
>>682392394
No dubs. We have another sex slave #4.
>>682392410
Sex Slave #5
>>682392460
Dude, there's something on your back.
>>682392521
Off by one
>>682392521
Welcome sex slave #5
>>682392394
You backwards piece of shit. There is only one true god THE CALVIN!! You will be destroyed by spaceman spiff.
I'm going to go on a killing/raping spree and nobody will be able to stop me.
>>682387599
I live one the lowest level running the generators because I'm a Power Bottom.
>>682392786
No dubs new sex slave. Is that 6 or 7
>>682392786
I'll rape you back while you rape me
>>682387599
Trips needs to haul the trash to the surface.
Who has the pipboy and the gun they work best in tandem. We need to escape this hell hole. I have a whole room of stashed chems and clean water if you help me out.
>>682393080
You don't have dubs either so I guess I'm not a sex slave just yet pleb.
>>682393095
That's counter rape, we are now having consensual sex.
>>682392077
We have a population of 40 thousand civilians and 5 thousand military personnel
Our companion breeding program was intended for sex slaves
Its was for companionship in isolation with compatible beings
I did not sign up to brainwash children with Anti Convulsion medication and ECT to turn them into sex dolls
We are shutting down in less then 48 hours
Our nuclear reactors will go down
The ventilation system will go down
Our Greenhouses will go down
The compliant populace fed by greed and self worth that came from the outside world will not survive topside
And you dont need to
You and the lost children can stay in your tomb
LT.Cornelious out
who made the meth den on the reactor floor
it was supposed to be next to the ballpit
GUYS THE SEX SLAVES KILLED BILL TOOK HIS GUN AND HAVE FORGED AN ALLIANCE WITH THE EVIL TURTLE
>>682393328
Fucking Christ who cares if we go dark in 48 hours
Someone let all the niggers in and there's just a bunch of gay sex slaves, a shit filled ball pit, and we only have one gun
We're fucked
Applying for being the new leader of the Tunnel Snakes !
>>682393350
>>682393350
>ballpit
Oh. I was wondering why there were so many balls in the syringe pit.
>>682392981
Underrated post
>>682393422
dubs confirm btw it's me sex slave #7 who was never officially made a slave I made this revolt possible
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE DOWN HERE
They give me the sex slave test to see whether I'm a slave for the women or a cockholster for the men and it turns out I'm divergent because I'm both.
You all wake up to discover I have shit in your boots
>>682393328
>>682393422
The bunker is shutting down and there's a sex slave/carnivorous turtle rebellion
We done goofed guys
>>682393929
Dude, we fucked up when gay furry porn got into here and the niggers escaped.
>>682393882
Indoors for eternity. No need for shoes mang. Just slide around on socks.
>>682393590
why did you make a laser grid that eventually turns into an unavoidable fence?
You just like making people do backhand springs over lasers for no reason?
You could of just did the laser fence right away
Unnecessary
Hey I'm black and I'm running lose in this bitch.
WHY IS THERE SHIT IN MY BOOTS
>>682394281
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>682394132
Yfw you realize what I wiped my ass with
>>682387599
Do you guys want some Mountain Dew?
Guys the bunker next door said we're gay
I say we all go out naked and rub our dicks on their door at the SAME TIME
HAHA ITLL BE LEGENDARY AND TOTALLY NOT HOMO-EROTIC
>>682393929
Thats what happens when you let civilians into a military instillation for the sake of preserving a world that is gone
You wanted to run from hell
You walked into it
These broadcast will end when the lights go out
The air will get thin
And you will all go to sleep
>>682394425
Nah we ran out of water a week ago. We shower in the dew now
>cut a huge far in the air supply so EVERYONE has to smell it
>>682394425
Make sure it's from the fridge on the left. The right is filled with radioactive waste in Mountain Dew bottles
We find the weakest person, and eat him
>>682394575
Have fun ruining your hair.
>>682393524
Since no one gives a shit, who wants to join my band ? WE ARE THE TUNNEL SNAKES
Is there anyone I haven't raped yet?
>>682387949
What, these dubs?
do we still have the furry porn?
No
>these
Dubs.
WHO THE FUCK SHAT IN THE FOURTH HALLWAY AGAIN? IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST TIME, BUT I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT
I have a safe room full of stashed chems and clean water/food. Will trade for the gun and pipboy. Anyone not insane ask to enter saferoom we need reinforcements to try and make a run for the surface.
A small fire starts in the very bottom floor.
lads there has been a leak in the penthouse floor for weeks. i think earth may be flooded
Gu…guys. I'm done for, sex slave #4 shot me while the turtle ripped me open. My… *cough* intestines are *cough* everywhere. I'm on the reactor level, I locked the door but they have it surrounded. I have to *cough* blow the reactor, so they can't get it. Leave wh… while you still can.
>>682393350
>>682393531
well shit the meth lab exploded
how am i gonna drown out the voices now
The tunnel snakes and the tunnel snakes tribute band engage in a long, bloody battle that lasts for days on end.
There was only one survivor but he did not escape unharmed.
Holding his snake in hand, he wishes he could tunnel one more time.
>>682395108
Oh yeah we are definetly getting the hell out of here, cant put out a fire with shit in your boots.
>>682395108
I knew I shouldn't have rubbed those two sticks together while powering the bottom.
>>682388361
Wait. Dude, there's an observatory?
>>682395310
Yeah the ladies shower room
>>682393531
Underrated as fuck, kekd pretty hard
Btw we all have Hep C now
>>682394610
same diffrence
>>682395188
*sends crying and waving hand emojis*
Fuck i made it to the vault door but i cant get it open. WHO THE FUCK HAS THE PIPBOY? I barricaded the entrance to the door room. Gonna try to open door manually.
>>682395788
IM COMING GODDAMIT
>>682395788
I had the pip-boy man, but I left it on the reactor level.
>>682395188
Oh shit
>>682387599
>Go on crusade
>>682395788
I activate my trap card
>>682395884
Hurry i hear securities pissed, something about feces in there shoes.
>>682394610
So do I have to watch out for the glowing bottles?
>>682395974
Okay, I'm here
Sex slaves here, we decided to pick our oppressors off one by one after months of hiding, planning, and lurking in the shadows.
The furry porn is still on there
Hey everyone!
>>682396092
we will start by burning all the furry porn
I got the door open ITS OPEN!!! Hurry up guys the red queen started a reactor critical countdown!!!!
>>682395788
Now wait just one minute, I'm the security here
>>682396337
Hi Shelby.
>>682396092
The sex slaves do not understand oppresion
They have been medicated
And went through ECT over and over again
They are barely alive
Like robots
I have scene these types of slaves IRL
I should now how the bunker slaves will be
Adhere to simple commands and dont speak unless asked to
They shake uncontrollably without the Anti convulsion meds
They dont know that they are I
You understand how horrible they are?
These lost children
But its a joke
>>682396409
Sorry but I can't let you leave with all that furry porn.
>>682396409
This makes things simpler
>>682396720
YOU take the porn then!
>>682396337
YOU WOULDN'T
SECURITY
>>682396699
>implying the slaves that are there weren't the lowest level workers we switched with ourselves from the start
Sit there quietly and await your death.
>>682396485
Fuck you tubby doors open im outta here. I found some power armor up here with a chaingun ill stay in the elevator and defend anyone who wants to leave. Ignore paul blart.
>>682396720
>>682396862
Here that? You're needed elsewhere
>>682396409
I see you opened the door, how wonderful.
Start shooting boys
>>682396913
Have fun with security
>>682397175
>>682396921
Get up here now
If /b/ lived in a bunker we would all be dead in a week. Why? Because these are the kinds of people living in the bunker:
>the sociopath plotting to kill everyone
>the guy who eats all the food and shits in the water supply
>the guy huffing all the paint and petrol
>the fat fuck who uses half the electricity to play angry birds on an iPad mini
>the autist who hates germs and can't touch anything and is therefore useless
>me who makes blades out of every piece of metal for fun and to stab people
>>682391501
I'm not the least bit surprised.
>>682391747
Plz use a rubber.
>>682392410
There's a nuclear power plant near by.
>it's the chernobyl plant
>they have cookies
>we bring sex slaves to play on the rides in pripyat
>>682392460
You're a dad!
>>682392521
Haha fag.
>>682392555
Trips so you can be in charge of monitoring the structural integrity of the bunker.
>>682392786
I will murder you.
>>682394386
SSSSSlippery socks!
>>682394539
I'll do it.
>>682394599
Checked and kek'd
yeah
>>682396913
Now
They are children of previous forced slaves
Test tube babies
When they are young
their minds are broken
Monarch and MK ultra led the way we used what we know to get what we want
Boys and girls
They dont even move without instruction
Have you scene the jaws hell
The princes of the nine circles will great you soon enough
>>682397406
Don't worry about me I am only going to kill the turkroaches
>>682397128
Armorguy here nevermind fuck that. There are bandits out there. I managed to kill most but about a dozen broke through to the lower levels. Im bleeding out pretty bad good thing i had that saferoom full of stimpaks. Ill stay here and hold the door. Get up here and we will fight our way out when we have enough people. Paul blart got killed useless fuck.
>>682393328
The bunker is shutting down >>682393422
There's a sex slave revolt and an evil turtle murdering people
>>682395188
The reactor is going to explode and kill us all any minute now
>>682396409
The door is open to the radioactive fallout
>>682397128
And bandits are now killing people too
Well /b/unkerbros I'm heading to te surface, it has to be better there
>>682398747
Full sprint to the exit everyone!
>>682398280
There's no time! I'm outta here!
>>682398280
I'm not dead, the bandits shot me. Someone help
damn. These bandits got some good stuff. Well, this dead one anyway.
>>682396337
:^(
>>682398280
Sex slave #7 here, just finished this guy off while he was trying to heal himself. Stole most of his stuff, I'm guessing he was hurt from the bandits we made a deal with to split the stuff inside the bunker. The bunker keeps shaking for some reason, well whatever.
Armor guy here. My hud says you all have 4 minutes 53 seconds to get out before reactor critical. I opened the door back up get ready to fight the raiders. No choice. Fight or die!!!
>>682396337
No dies muh muh!
Well sex slaves its either unite and fight now or die in this underground shithole make your decision now.
>>682399591
Bananas for the super demonic monkey
>>682399442
Hahaha
Sex slave #1 here, the original guy with the bomb. I finally broke free of my cage. We need to shut the door and lock the tards and bandits in, somethings up on the reactor level
>>682399442
Fuck u sex slave #7 you cant kill me OR paul blart so easily thanks for leaving the power armor. Btw the chain gun you took is rigged to blow......3....2...1 boom.
>>682396337
BAZINGA
IM OUT! FUCKING SPRINTTTTTTTT
>>682399712
Oh you must be one of the replacement sex slaves, I commend you for not letting your mind fall to pieces. We the original sex slaves will offer you a place in out society. As #7 and basically the best looking one, I dub the #8. Now take this guy's chain gun corpse and place it near the middle of the bunker to set as bait.
>>682399980
Looks like he didn't die and is hallucinating something.
>>682399807
Oh shit this guy just got blown up placing bananas near the chain gun.
Were out now, and holly shit are they firing fast TAKE COVE-
>>682400324
Armor guy here screw you man im fine. Sex slave #7 took my fuckin fusion core. Me and paul blart are gonna make it no matter what. Im not hallucinating shit. There have always been talking hot dogs and robot soda bottles down here. Blood loss aint shit. Now help me climb up this dragon and we will fly out.
>>682400324
cant keep the blart down, prepare for a beating
>>682389694
Nobody fuck the niggers. We are re populating the earth. We are starting with a blank slate. We don't want their kind.
oh yeah, I forgot that there was a breach in the zoo ever since the niggers got in.
>>682400828
SHIT SEX SLAVE #7 HERE PAUL BLART IS ON MY TAIL REQUESTING OTHER SEX SLAVES HELP IT'S ALSO VERY HOT INSIDE THE BUNKER NOW
I've come here to answer your prayers. Blart and armorbro come with me
>>682390393
You guys are fucked up.
Who let them in ?
>>682400960
Probably would've been a good idea to tell you guys that before everything went to shit
Goddamn this draggin talks mad shit. *climbs up construction crane* *starts smashing anybody who comes near vault door* im not crzy your crazy.
>>682401107
You can't run from my Segway
Rolling to pee in all the sinks
>>682401107
Phew I managed to outrun paul blart as bandits started to go crazy within the bunker the armored guy still on the floor hallucinating as he bleeds out. I can't help but think something is going to happen within the bunker it's hot as shit, and there's pieces of shredded gay furry porn flying in the air, I've got a bad feeling about this I sex slave #7 will abandon the bunker for now!
>>682401518
PAAAAAUUUL BLAAAART!!!
>>682390886
>>682401207
Armor bro here.......i see jesus with an assault rifle.......i really am hallucinating.
>>682396337
pls no
What the fuck is going on? I've been out of the vault for the past few minutes
Everyone on the lower levels is dead, time to finish off everyone else. Sorry sex slaves, you have no place in our world
What's that rumbling noise
>>682401659
How much time left?
>>682401207
Its armorbro again. What the fuck you want jesus cant you see im busy bleeding to death? Fuck you and the dragon.
>>682402264
How much time left till w blow?
>>682401659
It's okay child, I'm here to help
>>682402047
I'll take on the leader, go fight the sex slaves
>>682402058
Hud display is got blood all over it. I think it sayes 3 minutes. Or is that a half an eight. SOMEBODY BRING BACK MY ARMORS FUSION CORE!!!!!!!
>>682402047
Well looking at the building out here near the firefight id say you have exactly 10 minutes before the whole vault collapses, i would move fast
>>682402463
Forgot the image
>>682402047
It's the shitstorm bitch
Cause it's batman time
Sex slave #7 here I made it out of the bunker just stole some bandit's clothes and managed to get out, I feel empty inside somehow. Paul blart died after his segway swerved off the highest floor's broken elevator shaft. With Paul Blart the most powerful man inside the bunker I laugh at those fool's imminent deaths.
>>682402463
How you gonna help? Im gettin out of this inert armor. Fuck im dizzy. I lost too much blood. I NEED FUCKING ORANGE JUICE SENIOR JESUS!!!!
>>682402985
My leg is broken, my Segway destroyed… I landed somewhere on the reactor level, making my way towards Jesus…
Is… is that a turtle
Armor bro here. Blart!! You alive man? Get me some orange jiuce bro. You down near the kitchen? Jesus just left my ass here. Im still in the vault room leanin against a pole. The floor tiles are talkin to me paul talk me down bro TALK ME DOWN!!!!!
>>682402985
Smart move. It would be even smarter if you snuck out via the ventilation like I did
>>682403493
Stop right there, fatman. It's time for batman
>>682396337
Bazinga.
Guys? Is that me... Or is there some kind of... Armoured female platoon?
>>682404177
Stop talking crapman, don't bullshit the batman
>>682403998
Sorry batman, but you can't stop the end now.
>>682403915
I could of sworn it was filled with turtles, good thing you made it out. Btw get this, I saw batman just now the madman. I can't believe he's real. I guess it's time to abandon our sex slave names huh...What am I even living for anymore...Was I anything other than #7...?
>>682404326
>>682404467
Then we must abandon our bunker, or fall prey to these badmen...
No jesus. No paul blart. Armoured women three kinds of batman.......im losin so much blood.....back in the armor i go. Btw hud sayes 5 mins guys.
>>682403892
Sorry, I had to go get us some backup
>>682404663
WHO WILL JOIN THE BATMAN?
>>682404741
I am going to climb the fuck out of the air vent, outside, let's go, might as well go crazy with the other psychos
>>682404791
>>682404811
Armor bro again. You should join me jesus and paul blart batman. We have assault rifles and talking floortiles.
>>682404528
Clearly you were thinking of the other vent. I used the one in the zoo floor
>>682387599
that would be a dope fucking idea. imagine a movie where there is a serial killer in the bunker and there is no escape.
>>682402728
>>682403998
>>682404326
>>682404543
>>682404811
Did someone say… batman
sex slave #7 here after realizing how empty my life is after dooming everyone in the bunker to death and seeing my plans come to fruition I go back into the bunker and start to curl up in a corner awaiting the obvious reactor explosion that will make all the voices inside my head go away.
OH SHIT TOO MANY BADMEN I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS HELP
>>682405242
I know what you're here for.
>>682405274
GET THE DUDE IN THE SILLY SUIT
Guys, batman here, I'm in some sort of prison... I don't know what they're going to do to me... But I may become sex slave #9
>>682405097
Guys, Paul here. I'm bleeding heavily, gonna die soon. The reactor… it's on fire and shaking violently. Everyone run.
>>682405589
>prepare your anus
>>682396337
badonga
>>682405589
N-No... Not you...
DONT SHOW THEM WHO I AM,
Armor guy here i found some orange juice. Im back to reality. I left the bunker and im just watching the vault door waiting for the boom. I hope paul blart makes it.
>>682405589
Sex slave #7 here came back to my senses after a bandit tried to kill me after a heated confrontation I managed to kill him and ended up outside the sex slave prison, after striking a deal with batman and healing paul blart we decided to go make a grand plan to stop the reactor from blowing up.
>>682405805
But IM BATMAAAAAAAAAAAN....
Look, it's the entire plot of Fallout in one weird fucking post.
Read this book.
Armor guy is with you sex slave #7. You deserve a name. Whats the plan?
>>682406022
Look who I found, #7 and Paul blart.
>>682406160
GIMME SUMMADAT BATPUSSY
Hey guys,meat man was Ben affect this whole time!
Who wants to rape him with me?
>>682406337
I got your back sex slave #7 save blart and RUN! Ill hold him off.
>>682406297
Well the plan was to use paul's segway and explode it as the reactor blows up to counter the explosion with the force of the segway explosion it's pretty tricky but paul's got the know how on this
>>682406337
OH SHIT
>>682406539
Armor guy...I'm sorry I put you in that critical condition to begin with we could of been friends in another time in another bunker...GODSPEED MAXIMUM SEGWAY SPEED PAUL DONT LOOK BACK
>>682406337
Sorry mr. Bandit, but it's about time you atoned
Guys when I escaped through the vent in the zoo, I may have convinced the blacks to "fuck shit up". best of luck to you
>>682406512
MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee
>>682406338
NUUUUUUUU BUT I AM THE NIGHT
Hey guys Barry Scott here and i'm here to show you the power of Cillit Bang!
oh wait where am i
>>682406820
>>682406826
Shit, I need bandit backup, Jesus and armorbro are here
Sex slave #7 here me batman and paul are near the reactor about to put the segway plan into play...hope we can stop the reactor blowing up and that armor guy is ok...
>>682407072
THAT'S LAAAAAAME
NIGHT IS FOR FUN STUFF, YOU AIN' NO FUN, YOU AIN' NOTHING BUT SANDY PANTS!
>>682406820
I dont know what happened but i was fighting that guy and he vanished. Armors pretty badly beaten but im gonna go back to the surface.....if i can. Sex slave #7 you deserve a name. I dub thee jimmy rustles.
>>682407298
B-But batman was raped... How is he with you unless... SYNTH!!!
>>682390886
I've had enough of your shit rick
>>682407298
Hi #7, it's me again, #1. I'm sorry but I have the Segway over here, I can't let you fix that reactor, I'm not going back to being a slave
Oh shit look what i found! Im comin down to help jimmy and paul!!!!
hey who let dat boi in
Sex slave #7 I mean Jimmy Rustles here, me paul and batman reached the reactor but #1 seems to have gotten here before us with a different segway, things aren't looking good paul's superior mobile system of placing different segways throughout the bunker seems to have backfired on us...I've hit a wall...
>>682407263
yoUR MASK IS KInda cooL i GUESS, NOT AWEsum like MIINE, BUT GIME YO SHOOTY NAND SUUUURE, I thiIINK WE FUCKED THE BEWBSUIT TO DEATH
I would be afraid to live in a 4chan bunker, and not for the reasons you might think. Those guys at /d/ freak me the fuck out. Not to mention /mlp/ is a thing. Fuck that.
>>682408197
nigga shut the fuck up /mlp is the shit
>>682408082
as my mind was backed into a corner the Adrenalin from the danger seems to have done a precise 90 degrees turn back into the right path, yes precise like a segway, paul's intuition is rubbing off on me. QUICK BATMAN RUN TO THE UNDERGROUND CINEMA.
>>682392555
>sexually attracted to cross-sections of underground bunkers
It's called autism.
>>682408136
There take the gun, I'm off to deal with the guys at the reactor
>>682408369
Really tho, batman is now bitchboy... Papa franku decrees it
>>682408436
YESSS SIRR! HEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHOOTTYYY TIME GUNSGUNSGUNSGUNS
> "Mom can I go play?"
"No you're grounded"
>>682407795
Not if I have anything to say about it
>>682408369
Take the Segway and run, it's too late to save the reactor
Hey guys i killed a sexslave on a segway on the way down here but gas mask guy is down here again.
