Fuck it, Tinder is lame. Dubs decides.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fuck it, Tinder is lame. Dubs decides.
>>682376457
Pick up my cock with your mouth babeh.
>>682376457
Want to come watch me suck my own cock?
> it's too easy
Pick shit out of my ass with your mouth
>>682376582
Rollin
Lemme see dem titties
I kinda like you, wanna hang out?
Do you have experience with aforementioned activities?
Pick up my balls with your mouth.
>>682376997
Kys normie
>>682376457
Nice eyes, want to fuck?
>>682377038
rawl
>>682377038
rerawl
>>682376457
Try this.
>>682376997
Roll
>>682376582
Roll
Ooh nice I love it when a girl isn't afraid to eat ass. Rimjob me?
What if you had to suck cock with your mouth?
Let's cut to the chase, I'm in to scat play. You?
Maybe you could pick up my dick?
What time do you get off of work tomorow? Maybe i can show up with my rifle and we can kill your boss? Or we could go see a movie... Your choice
>>682377336
Roll
>>682377304
Rorell
>>682376457
i'd pick up your shit with my mouth. if you'd let me. please.
>>682377282
This op.
I have literally no respect for women and I do not intend to respect you either. Males are the superior gender and saying otherwise would be spouting lies. As a human of superior standing as per my birthright as a male I demand that you please me with your mouth or I'll be forced to report you to my fellow males and I can ensure you that consequences will occur swiftly and unpleasantly.
>>682376457
I'd let you pick up my shit with your mouth
>>682377382
Roll
speaking of which
I have some meat turd you could pick up with your mouth
>>682377334
Reroll
>>682376582
Roll
>>682376457
How often do you fart?
>>682376582
Roll
>>682377334
Till
I'm into some serious Scandinavian midget scat porn
I want to cum in your ass then drink it after you fart it out :)
>>682377476
Reroll. Dubs get
>>682377666
winrar
Wanna finger children?
>>682377627
>>682377624
>>682377282
Roll for either.
>>682377666
WINRAR
>>682376582
Rollin,
>>682377666
Checked
>>682377719
Roll
>>682377624
rollin
>>682377666
My first post of day I get satanic trips. Op send it
>>682376457
I once shat directly into my step mothers cunt. It was hard to do but nothing compared to the time I had to piss in my 3 year old sons ass while I was fucking him.
>>682377666
kek
>>682377844
For what you gimp
>>682377844
... Waist
>>682377844
>>682377666
K
>>682377666
Fucking trips bitch. OP better deliver.
>>682377903
Are you okay anon
>>682376582
Reroll
>>682377666
WINRAR
>>682377941
Please respond
>>682378022
counts as a roll
>>682377968
Keep up faggot
fuck you robots
>>682378022
Winrar
>>682378096
Roll
>>682378111
Fallout fag
;klasjfdlkh
>>682377844
you fuckin nigger
>>682378111
Waist
>>682377941
>>682377933
Waste.....
Fuck me in the ass with a strapon?
>>682378111
Checked
Following the oral phase, you entered the sadistic-anal phase, which is split between active and passive impulses: the impulse to mastery on the one hand, which can easily become cruelty; the impulse to scopophilia (love of gazing), on the other hand. This phase was roughly coterminous with a new auto-erotic object: the rectal orifice (hence, the term "sadistic-anal phase"). According to Freud, the child's pleasure in defecation is connected to his or her pleasure in creating something of his or her own, a pleasure that for women is later transferred to child-bearing.
>>682378111
This thread is blessed
This is shitty and you all should feel shitty
>>682378223
Hey, nice meme!
say "oi chili, can you stick a live fish up my ass. scream and moan killer meme star while i fart"
Wanna come over and have a 3 way with my dad? :)
>>682378111
Robots= synths
Belated dubs day
>>682378268
Roll
>>682376457
>using Tinder
unless you're hot and/or high status, you're shit outta luck on Tinder.
Send picture of dick.
u can peg my butthole. please reply
>>682378443
This. So it's over for you op
pls respond
>>682378299
Thanks xDDDDD
>>682378296
I got a new AWP Hyper Beast :D
>>682378715
This
I got a kill confirmed and will got shit, negroid
>>682378443
Iv had it for about 3 weeks now and fucked 7 girls. Coulda done more but I'm not always after sex
will u play cod with me?
>>682379012
Your autism is showing
>>682378296
I love you..
Well guys she's not responding. Wanna try a different girl?
Thread is shit
>>682379256
yes boouss
>>682379256
Yes hurry up tho
new victim?
>>682379256
nothing like a lymph node
>>682379438
Do it
>>682378296
This is terrible
Next up, Tehya the rock climber.
>>682379690
will u play xbox with me?
>>682379690
Hey you have a nice ass.
>>682379690
Gimme da pussi b0ss
>>682379690
Finally, you entered the phallic phase, when the penis (or the clitoris, which, according to Freud, stands for the penis in the young girl) become your primary object-cathexis. In this stage, the child becomes fascinated with urination, which is experienced as pleasurable, both in its expulsion and retention. The trauma connected with this phase is that of castration, which makes this phase especially important for the resolution of the Oedipus complex. Over this time, you began to deal with your separation anxieties (and your all-encompassing egoism) by finding symbolic ways of representing and thus controlling the separation from (not to mention your desire for) your mother. You also learned to defer bodily gratification when necessary. In other words, your ego became trained to follow the reality-principle and to control the pleasure-principle, although this ability would not be fully attained until you passed through the latency period. In resolving the Oedipus complex, you also began to identify either with your mother or your father, thus determining the future path of your sexual orientation. That identification took the form of an "ego-ideal," which then aided the formation of your "super-ego": an internalization of the parental function (which Freud usually associated with the father) that eventually manifested itself in your conscience (and sense of guilt).
>>682379690
I kind of want to see your face, but I don't want it to ruin your ass
>>682379822
Fuckin lol
>>682379822
kek
>>682379822
>tfw winrar isn't memorable
>>682379822
Wow. Spot on.
>>682379822
Kill yourself
>>682379822
so perfect
Can I eat your butt
>>682379690 you either start chocking on my cock or you'll choke on my glock
>>682379986
Shit. Sorry. That wasn't memorable. *baka*
>>682376582
Dubs
>>682380176
Roll
>>682380118
Reroll
>>682379986
You here to fuck or you want a relationship?
>>682380118
rollin
>>682380176
Rollio
>>682379822
I honestly kek'd
>>682380176
Dis.
>>682379986
i am not kind bitch?
>>682379822
Brilliant
>>682379986
I want you to climb me like that mountain so I can eat your pussy while your thighs squeeze my head
>>682380176
Check um
>>682380231
Dubs get
>>682380118
Roll
>>682379986
My name is Chris and I've been an alcoholic for 13 years. I hope with your support I can become sober. Doc said my liver is going to go out within the end of the year and I can't leave my son behind. He has no other family to go to if I die.
>>682380176
Ffs check um
You're gonna need those rock climbing skills to climb up on top of me and my dick...
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light
>>682380355
Oh!! Thanks!
>>682380355
winrar
>>682379986
XDDDDDDDDDDDD you loook really cute in your picture *shy smirk*
>>682379986
what kind of anime do you like
>>682376457
Let me shit in your mouth and make you pick up my balls with your shit-covered teeth.
>>682380118
Rollin
>>682380355
WINRAR
>>682380355
Winrar
It burns when I urinate
>>682380355
Hilarious and original
hru?
>>682380355
Win. Op is in!
>>682380490
roll
>>682380499
fukken win
>>682376582
Roll
>>682380552
rool
>>682380386
What the hell
>>682380595
I'm waiting for a bit. Spam doesn't do shit
>>682380524
My friend came up with this. Iv used it on about 8 girls and I always get a positive response
>>682380515
reroll
>>682380499
WINRAR
>>682379986
u can climb up on my rock bb
That looks hard but I'd climb up that crevasse all day long
>>682380118
Rereroll
>>682380524
Wait for response. In mean time play a new girl.
>>682380515
rollin
>>682380490
this
Send her this
>>682380786
Get a new one OP
>>682380759
reroll
>>682376457
Just ignore her, boring as hell, not trying to be interesting at all, negative vibe...
Don't see why you should keep a conversation like this going, unless you can make some joke, to see if she opens up a little...
Joke or ignore, dont spend too much time in this kind of girl
Fucking niggers & spics everywhere. Can't wait till emperor trumps get & we send all these wetbacks straight back to their shit hole countries where they belong. Seriously, once we get rid of the brown slime, we can turn our attention to the nostril flairing dindus, throw them all off a fucking bridge & watch them splat. Asians are alright cause their women are complete whores who worship chads like me, but niggers & wetbacks make me sick.
Do the "lady luck be mine" cringe image
>>682380865
Can't send pics on tinder tard. Underage b&
I really like stitches the rapper, I once saw him in concert.
i fuck mi dog
>>682380960
reroll
>>682380768
Rerereroll
>>682380960
rolling
>>682380786
>>682380524
Wait and get a new girl. See what her response to that is
Pic related
>>682380989
IS THAT AN EXTENDO
I want to suffocate between your buttcheeks
>>682381168
i know rite lol
>>682380960
roll
>>682380960
j k rolling
>>682381168
Nice tits babe
>>682381168
Yeah op. You are funny. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
>>682381168
r u the one they call The Stump Grinder
I want to suckle on your nostrils like a newborn child at his mother's teet
I hate Gary Potter or what ever them bigger books are called
>>682380960
roll
I am legally required to tell you that I am a registered sex offender
>>682379822
Lol'd so hard at this
>>682381481
Roll
>>682381446
reroll
Poo poo in spaghetti...Everybody upsetti!!!
Would you rather have a tiny hand instead of your dick, or two powerfull dicks instead of your hands?
>>682381534
REROLL
>>682381481
This
>>682381481
Dubs
>>682381446
roll
>>682381481
Rolling this
I'm going to kill myself tonight lol
>>682378211
waste* with irony
>>682381458
roll
>>682381481
Get
>>682381481
Roll
>>682381688
Winrar
>>682381481
Last try
>>682381168
Swap pics? youre pretty fine
>>682381481
rel
>>682381688
WINRAR
>>682381481
Rollage
>>682381688
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
>>682381744
winrar
>>682381481
This next
Well you guys are boring. I'll start a new thread with some people I know and we'll see how that goes. This thread is officially abandoned.
>>682381744
double winrar
>>682381458
winner
>>682380960
rolling
OP has abandoned us..
would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or dicks coming out of your spine?
>>682381168
sexual need in man and animal is expressed in biology by the assumption of a “sexual impulse.” This impulse is made analogous to the impulse of taking nourishment, and to hunger. The sexual expression corresponding to hunger not being found colloquially, science uses the expression “libido.”
Are you into rape play? And by play I mean I'm going to play with your corpse when I'm done raping you. I'll probably even rape your corpse...probably.
>>682381897
FUCK OP LETS START OUR OWN THREAD
>>682381760
I'm not op you tard. I'm just showing him my line works.
>>682382252
>>
nice try op
>actually using Tinder
why? Online dating is hyper-competitive. Full blown tournament system.
>be 6'1
>supposedly too short for a borderline midget
>she probably can't tell the difference anyway so I can still fuck her
>>682377844
>>682382457
>>682382370
Took me 20 minutes to get her number.
>>682382666
Retard here
What is line and id?
>>682382888
Of course i would get trips with that
>>682376582
Rollin
>>682382888
only a retard would get trips like that
>>682382666
satan trips checked
If you're into that , two girls one cup?
can i trade u 3 of my dankest memes for one of your nudes?
>>682382888
Line is like whatsapp. Another platform used to get bitches off of tinder and into your bed.
