Waifu claiming thread. >ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>get a bag of doritos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tip your fedora
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
>>682374610
Oh we've been living together for 3 years, occasionally getting sick of each other is just part of the deal. You spend every single fucking day with someone sitting 5 feet away from you and eventually you're gonna be like "okay fuck off I need some alone time".
>>682373503
I had a reply out but it didn't get through apparently. I've had connection errors up the ass today, so that might be why.
I'm honestly even more impressed after seeing these sketches! I'm looking forward to updates when they may come.
Shiragami Youko claim
Best hat claimed~
>Akiko, Milinda, Kagami and Kurisu are toptier qt's
Jolyne "Best Girl" Cujoh claimed
Euphoric Edition?
What kind of drugs we takin?
Rikka Claimed!
Claiming Best Ass Waifuuu!
>>682374610
Yeah you're right and I like the fact that when you lick on them they get hard ;^)
Still, the booty gets me hard
>>682374752
You're damn right im still on the hunt for the perfect booty!
>>682374839
Yeah and she's the one who need it the most I think kek!
>Damn! Do you speak french?
Akiko claim
I'm gonna go to bed now, it's 5 am
Goodnight everyone
>>682375009
homu edition!!!! yaaayyy
>kagami claimed
tips fedora
>>682375009
best girl claimed
best pantyshot of thread
>>682375209
Night! Sleep well
I fucking hate Tamako Market but I'm so close to finishing it.
>Shizuru get!
>>682375009
honestly
It's pretty early, but I'm exhausted.
Goodnight everyone.
>hopefully
>>682375124
I guess you can be forgiven since your connection is shitty
Goodnight for now Youko, I'll be posting my progress tomorrow. Maybe you'll be around when it happens
>"I will go to sleep soon today", I said
>"I can't keep going to bed at 5am", I said
Goddammit
>>682375209
Have a good one!
>>682375196
Yeah I do, do you?
>>682375184
>What kind of drugs we takin?
Only the dankest ones.
>>682375209
Sleep tight qt! We need to play tomorrow or something.
>>682375289
M'lady. But the doritos part is more important for you since you don't eat much.
>>682375196
didn't you post that in the last thread that is still up? how do?
also holy fuck i have a walking fetish
Curie claimed
currently listening to the new Amon Amarth album
super awesome.
>>682374863
You fucking bet, the holy sites are Santiago, Canterbury in England, Koln in Germany Rome, and Jerusalem.
Its probably the only big tited Emi picture in existence, its a good one but it makes me want more.
My waifu, didn't check the thread already so hopefully she isn't taken already.
>>682375442
Sleep tight Galko!
>Homu
>>682375530
>5am
Rookie
sachi claim
im gonna go to bed now, goodnight /waifu/
>>682375374
>tired rattles
>>682375442
G'night
>>682375530
>Beaners BTFO
>>682375565
hahahahaha, you're gonna have to force 'em down my throat!!!
>those sharp corners....ouchie
>>682375104
Ah, I can't even imagine living with someone that long. Maybe this girl, though. In all the time I've known her we've never once fought and always been completely honest with each other. Still, there's a first time for everything.
I really like to be alone. I appreciate it probably more than anything else.
My roommate doesn't come around much, but still pays the rent, so I don't mind. He usually sleeps over at his boyfriend's place so I've got the apartment to myself, usually.
>>682375442
goodnight beautiful
>>682375530
go to sleep.I demand it.
>>682375757
Have a good night Sachii
>Rattle rattle
>>682375442
Goodnight Booby Brother.
>>682375530
Bye gains.
>>682375499
Goodnight, Akikonon!
Have a good sleep!
>>682373953
Thanks.
I just based it off escort carrier combat.
It's a fictional event, but based off of real attributes that a carrier escort group would have.
Also it was a bitch to type.
I'm not the fastest at typing.
>>682374028
>i hope you're getting this from somewhere
It's all me and my unhealthy obsession with WWII naval history.
>>682374863
>PS: Atago, that was fucking impressive
I would have gone into more detail about things, but I can't type very fast and the threads are rather quick these days, so I left out some details of the end battle, like how exactly Agano could have dodged torpedoes given her mobility as a CL, or how Mogami would be able to hit a slow-turning Alaska-class Battle Cruiser with Type 93 "Long Lance" Oxygen Torpedoes and then burn it down with 8 Inch (203 mm) gunfire.
>I have no life
>>682375562
Mésant! Je pensais jamais trouver d'autre québécois ici jt'aime
>>682375594
Hmmm I don't think so kek! But I always claim that she has the best ass game!
>Yeah I know! I think I might have one too!
Rn Kokonoe. All ready willing and able
>>682375196
There's been some close calls but never a perfect find.
>>682375757
>>682375209
>>682375442
Night you three
>>682375341
>Tamako Market
Couldn't get through it either.
>Best idol claimed
>>682375565
And those would be which ones maam?
>>682375289
>>682376002
Very impressive. You put a lot of work into the boob wars as well.
you deserve some kind of reward.
>>682376126
kyouko
>>682375890
Bf and I never used to fight either until we moved in together lol not trying to make it sound scary though, the good outweighs the annoying parts probably 95% of the time. I'm just going through one of the 5% segments the last couple days.
>>682376068
Moissi jt'aime mon bro. J'pensais jamais trouver un autre québécois ici aussi
>>682375209
Night and here shirigami
Milinda claim.
Sorry had to reboot laptop quick.
>>682376254
and I think what's making it worse is the fact that the dub sucks ass and nearly every character has a shit VA
Claimed.
In break.
>>682376290
doesn't shinoa like this better???
>fine here...
>>682376068
you speak french? How can I learn it.
also. hi
>>682376521
Hey
Still lurking. Playing with kongu and Iowa
>>682376280
>Shizuru
>>682376477
>not trying to make it sound scary
Don't even worry about it, I know what ya mean with 95/5!
>>682376254
Awww sadly..Was it too tight, too big, too small?
>>682376509
Hahaha c'est nuts! En plus de KonoSuba respect! Si tu veux quon game ou wtv dit le moi!
>>682376716
Yeah I do hehe!
The grammar in French is terrible but you can learn somes easy word quickly!
Glad to meet you!
>>682376068
have any of her strolling like this?
>>682376349
How's it going Yuuko?
Few random questions...
>What are you listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldsil7KfaLE
>What was the last thing you ate?
Clusters nestle cereals.
>What is the closest thing to your right?
Swiss army knife.
>>682375886
You will stop laughing soon when I do it. Don't worry about the corners... I will crush the chips in tiny bits like if you were a baby.
Damn its been so long since I last ate doritos.
>>682376280
Flowers.
>>682376771
Oh shit its big boss Rikka.
Punished Rikka Takanashi
>>682376744
>checked.
Hello lurking friend.
What are you all playing?
>>682376892
Cool cool~
>>682376904
cool. I really like french accents so I was planningon learning it and going to France and see what happens, after my enlistment is up of course.
>>682376643
afternoon
>>682376996
Fantastic! and YOU!
CC Sakura! MINE ALL MINE
>>682375634
Do you get any bonuses for conquering them?
I've seen one or two where she is "thick", but none really focused on her having massive tiddies
>Will go to sleep as soon as you answer, I'm curious and I can't be bothered to wait until tomorrow
>>682375669
Tryina keep muh gainz brah
>>682375782
As usual
>>682375921
Orders are orders, after bestbro tells me that thing, I'll be off to bed
>>682375935
And tomorrow I have to train for the 5k... Fuck, I wish I was in a track club so they would force me or something
>>682376002
>I have no life
That has to be the coolest way of not having life, I swear. Teach me.
Are you sure you want to delete this thread again?
((YES) NO )
>>682376904
>too tight
No such thing for an ass, my dude.
>>682377040
>What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn33-q4Ao
>What was the last thing you ate?
Sushi, peppers.
>Closest thing to your right?
Shitty Yamaha keyboard I bought as a desperate music loving highschool punk. Gets the job done though.
What are you cunts listening to? Reminder that mobile is cancer and I can't link a song
>listening tothe flame in all of us by Thousand foot klutch
>>682377040
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JUpidCc7wwY
>that pre-chorus
>HNNNNNNNGG
Last thing I ate was some chicken
My blanket
>>682376521
It's all good man. How ya been?
>Thanks for defending my title last night <3
>>682376904
A little to small. Very perky though.
>>682376576
Aw shit, yeah not surprised the dub is worse.
>>682376716
Quebec's french or France's french? there's some online free courses on alison.com
>>682376904
Tu m'ajoutera sur Steam mec http://steamcommunity.com/id/SquidHuntingManwhore/
>Trop malade, un autre québécois ici ahah
>>682375442
Night!
>Emi
>>682377264
Fantastic? Damn, sounds good.
Doing pretty good myself, playing overwatch so I'm not posting much
>>682377040
1. my own anger
2.nothing yet (please don't hurt me homu)
3.a zergling plush
awwww lol, maybe i should be the one giving you chips then!!!
>>682377564
France.
I am listening to Amon Amarth-Jomsviking
>>682377040
Didn't see this. My bad
the 404 girl. Always cute
>>682377540
Coming from a dubsfag it's THE worst dub I've watched and I don't know why i haven't switched to the sub yet
>>682377264
Good afternoon! I hope you're doing well!
>>682377482
>No such thing for an ass, my dude.
wiser words have never been typed
anyone got shower gifs?
>>682377540
>I always got your back friend <3
Honestly not too good...
>Hello depression my old friend...
>>682377536
>TFK
Decent choice. Haven't heard them in a bit. They have a new album coming out this year. The last album they released that I really enjoyed was Welcome To The Masquerade, it was a guilty pleasure of mine. I didn't like OXYGEN:INHALE though.
>>682377776
rip snacks
>>682376509
>>682376068
Canadien Anglais/Francais ici.
Francais est mon language secondaire.
J'espere que mon grammaire n'est pas terrible.
>>682376349
>you deserve some kind of reward
The real prize is the journey.
>>682377325
>That has to be the coolest way of not having life
It really is.
>Teach me
Most questions can be answered by Wikipedia, if not then chances are I know the answer.
>>682376960
Sadly that's the last gif I have of her booty..
>>682377237
Sure! If you're going to France for a while you'll get the hang of it! Some words are really basic and a lot are copies of English words
>>682377482
I like the wait you think brothaa kek
>>682377540
Id say it could be a nicee booty!
>>682377564
Certain jfais ca live!
>Real talk je pensais jamais à ca!
>>682376521
It's all good~ So, why are you kinda depresssed?
>>682377711
>2.nothing yet (please don't hurt me homu)
You're about to eat my fist.
>>682377879
>tfw your fetish is chicks in baths/pools/showers/water in general.
How did you know...?
>>682377776
Sopo close to me losing my shit
Rin Kokonoe claimed
>>682378204
you just jealous
>>682377973
>hugs
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WEEABO THREAD
>>682378010
Non tu te débrouille bien! Le plus difficile c'est les noms féminins et masculins mais continue comme ca brothaa!
>Good job
>>682378285 way too late I claimed her already
>>682376187
>>682378179
do oceans of lcl count?
>>682378041
nuuuu
>>682377973
dont be depressed when there are plenty of butts!
>>682378371
I meant clothes
Claiming
I need your weeaboo knowledge
Im looking for a good romance/rom com
Looking for something similar to clannad
I have seen most of the popular ones
>>682377040
>Listening too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb6eDopW8I
>Ate
Mash potatoes and ribs
>Closet thing
Glasses cleaner.
>>682377812
kek not like that'll be any better. The only redeeming thing about that show was the bird.
>>682377973
Aw sorry bro. Want to talk about it a little?
>>682378041
True but it needs substance.
>>682378454
Motherfucker can't even spell weeaboo correctly.
10/10
>>682378492
>oceans of lcl
Close enough.
>>682378563
Sup, Pinky?
>>682377106
L4d2
>>682378133
mmmmm sounds delicious!!!!!
>it actually sounds painful.....
i-i made a whole bunch of eggs, i just forgot to eat them!!
WAIFU CLAIMED FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS
Are we having an ass revolution? I'm ok with this.
>Mugi
>>682378563
Pretty much anything by Key follows that formula.
https://vndb.org/p24
>>682378010
Je trouve que ta grammaire est excellente pour un Canadien Anglais~ Les noms féminins et masculins seront toujours les plus compliqués à comprendre pour un débutant
>>682378563
i dont care what you are looking for watch Eva
>>682378607
holy fuck i looked into getting rewrite but 105$ seems pretty steep
>>682378492
I know right.. it sucks! But I like the way you're going with your pics!
>>682378593
Yeah because without substance you can't grab anything..!
>>682377040
>listening
Watching the newest episode of Silicon Valley
>last thing you ate
Quiznos unfortunately, feel fucking gross now.
>closest thing to right
Not counting my mouse, phone.
>>682378760
Great game
>>682377325
Every religion in the game has a moral authority percentage, the lower it is the greater the chance of heresies to that religion popping up and heretic rebellions starting. There's a lot of factors that add and subtract from it but every religion has 5 holy sites and each one gives 10% authority to the total so if those are the only factors you've got 50% authority, anything below like 70-80% though and you'll see heresies pop up every now and then, lower it gets though the more frequent they show up and the more soldiers they get each time they try and rebel. If a heresy group actually takes something over and gets more counties to be of their religion than of the main religion they become the main one, so if the Cathars took over a shit load of territory from the Catholics the Cathars would become the standard religion and Catholicism would become a heresy group. Other things that add and subtract are winning or losing holy wars, heretic rebels being crushed or winning their freedom, temples/churches being built or looted, there's also something that I think is only for Catholics where you can become pretty much a saint and that adds 1% for every person that has that trait.
Long as shit response but I really like this game, so to answer your question yeah if you control all the holy sites your religion has a strong foundation.
You should get a playlist of KS Emi route songs to play while you're running, you might even be able to get that track of her prosthetics rhythmically going as she runs so you could imagine she's there with you.
The life is a shit if i cant stay with my waifu
Miu
>>682378749
Browsing flash
>>682378863
Thanks mate ill check it out
>>682378890
Already watched them waiting for the final movie
>>682379151
or Ana or Matsuri. Chika is borin'
>>682378890
Yes, yes it is.
>Shizuru
but srsly weebz wuts goin on in this herr cringey thread?????
>>682378774
!?!?!? I got so many questions...
How is it possible that you forget to eat eggs? EGGS? How did you cook them? Fried? Omelette? You should do it the Portuguese way and shove them on bread.
>>682379036
Laifu is shittu without a waifu
>>682378070
Well, I lost my grandma this morning. She was my last living grandparent, and the one I was the closest to. Plus the guilt from when I fucked up at work is still killing me... Its just shitty all around today...
>>682378377
>hugs
Much needed friend, thank you
>>682378492
Butts might help a little...
>>682378593
Thanks...
>see above
>>682378760
Thats a fun game
>>682378593
>not like that will make it any better
You're probably right. It's THAT fucking bad.
>>682379410
circle jerking, spam, simple conversation, whatever floats your boat.
>>682378749
ah good
>>682378904
semilewd?
>>682379230
holy fuck i'm so pumped do you like the rebuilds?
>>682379285
i don't have to stones to be a pirate >.<
>>682379576
what about the glorious underboob?
>>682379428
they're just hard boiled lol, i got distracted!!!
i love eating everything with bread...and that sounds really good....
>>682379797
You'll check this (You) before replying on TG.
>>682379797
aka pent up autism :^)
>>682379818
Not at all I don't know what you're talking about!
>M-maybe just a little bit? Right babe?
>>682379959
don't speak of such evil here. I have fallen from grace enough.
>>682379965
pretty much.
Who wants to fuck a robot 0:
>>682380112
Respect lost>>682379959
>>682379533
Maybe am a depresed fag ;(
>>682378010
I think that that QOTT made me want to go back to WoWs...
If I have any questions about ships (like, forreal ships), I'll ask you
>>682379005
You sure like that game. After that explanation (a pretty good one, let me tell you) even I like the game even though I've never played it! It looks pretty well built. If the war system is as good as the religious (it probably is), then that game is a must have.
>I need more Steam sales
I have a few songs for running, even Emi's theme, I don't know if I'll be able to find the sound of prosthetics running, but I'll definitely try.
Will go to sleep now, night everyone!
>>682380053
give into the lewdnass
>>682379576
also more butt
>>682379576
>Hugs again
It will be alright man. You will pull though it.
>>682380157
Noire.
>>682379576
Sorry to hear that man.. I lost some familly too so I know what you're going through
>have a hug
>and some belly
>>682380157
Didn't you say that you don't have any sexual organs?
>Hello btw!
>>682380333
You know I can't resist! Its stronger then me
>>682380380
She just fell for the trap
I'm a robot
I can't do a sex
>>682380157
I'd fuck this one :^)
"Radiant beams shoot through this region's deep night, and we become aware of gigantic shadows which, rocking back and forth, close in on us and destroy everything within us except the pain of endless longing—a longing in which every pleasure that rose up in jubilant tones sinks and succumbs, and only through this pain, which, while consuming but not destroying love, hope, and joy, tries to burst our breasts with full-voiced harmonies of all the passions, we live on and are captivated beholders of the spirits."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jh-E5m01wY
>>682379819
Ah well, thats the healthiest way to eat them. And yea, bread makes EVERYTHING better.
>except Kagami, because its impossible to be better than what she is
Nevar forget Pi day 2016
3/14
>>682380333
TRIPS AND BUTT
>tfw
>>682378863
Actually i was looking for anime not VNs but thanks anyway
>>682379818
I didnt watch the movies one after the other so i wouldnt get burnt out on them so everytime i watched one i was really confused
I need to go and re watch them all
>>682380380
>Can't rp in thread
>Can't rp in threa
>Can't rp in thre
>Can't rp in thr
>Can't rp in th
>Can't rp in t
>Can't rp in
>Can't rp i
>Can't rp
>Can't r
>Can't
>Can'
>Ca
>C
>Cu
>Cum
>Cums
>Cums i
>Cums in
>Cums in N
>Cums in No
>Cums in Noi
>Cums in Noir
>Cums in Noire
>>682380441
>Sees aqua bent over
>Prods her ass with pole arm
Shush you <3
>Ashlotte
>>682380296
Goodnight Best Bro.
>THE CURRENT YEAR
>Buying games
How do you think I got all the DLC.
>>682378457
>>682378875
Merci, les mecs.
(J'etait?) en immersion Francais pour douze ans mais je n'etait pas vraiment fort dans cette class.
>>682379005
That's a lot of fucking text.
That's more than I wrote in the final outcome of the escort carrier encounter post.
>>682379797
>whatever floats your boat
I'll tell you what doesn't float your boat.
Fucking TBF Avengers and SBC Heldivers.
>>682380296
>I think that that QOTT made me want to go back to WoWs
It wasn't based on WoWs, it was based on IRL, but some of the things you learn in WoWs are fully applicable to what I was saying.
>>682380564
All me.
>>682380368
Through*
>>682380296
goodnight legs.
sleep well beautiful
>>682380480
hello again lorre it's pleasant to see you.
>>682380787
Telegram faggot.
>>682380441
what about implied lewdness?
>>682380580
thanks for the check <3 have a (you)
>>682380590
you really should but i dont think it will alleviate much confusion. Anno gets off on mesmerizing with confusion
>>682379965
thank you anon, really getting tired of seeing these autists circlejeck every time i get on this board, even ylyl, doubles and slowpoke threads are better... well cringe limit exceeded, abandon thead
>>682380787
Call me fool or cease speaking to me.
>>682380936
>>682380936
>>682380852
at least i still come here....
>>682380949
People don't get to chose their nicknames pal.
I know who (you) are.
>>682380602
Why are you always part of weird things?
I mean..We're working together to bend over Noire aren't we?!?
>>682380682
Tu te débrouilles vraiment bien ca parait meme pas que tu avais de la difficulté!
>J'étaiS (1 personne, singulier prend un s) ;)
>>682380875
Only if you're down for it!
>>682380504
and the easiest....lol, oh! what about a kagami, homu sandwich??
>two of the cutests cuties and bread
>>682378904
Exactly! The perfect mold is out there, but where?
>>682379576
Sorry for your loss. It's gonna hurt but stay strong <3.
>>682379738
Is it even worth going back to?
>>682380296
Goodnight
>>682379818
Underboob is nice too
>>682380333
>checked
>>682380368
Thanks bro. Means a lot to me :)
>>682380415
>hugs
Thanks friend
>>682380999
JUST
>>682381102
If you don't know ME than you don't know MEME. :^)
>>682381042
What?
>tomocableguy
>>682381067
Yet I did. I don't know you well enough to justify letting you use a name other than the one I have provided.
>>682380682
Yeah I really love strategy games.
>>682380875
I know hes a dick like that but i still love him
Cant wait for the final to come out
>>682381188
I have 2 episodes left somehow I might as well finish it
>>682381132
Why are you such a faggot now Kagami? What changed?
>>682381123
I-I just wanted to play with you, I'm sorry..
I can go..
>>682380682
Même moi j'ai de la difficulté en Français...
>>682381199
We're here for you, friend :)
>Megumin
>>682381299
is this Arby's Tomoko
>>682381320
You must love life then.
>>682381132
>and the easiest...
Thats argueable, its not like fried or omelette is hard at all to do.
>Homu
>>682381530
Sigh... Yes.
>>682381592
Oh shit
Why are you sighing
someone bake new bread
>>682381667
Because I am now Arby's Tomoko.
>>682379576
It is and I came back to lewd?
>>682381892
Do you want to be NEET Tomoko again
