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Continued from >>682367422

roll dubs and you text her "will you be my girlfriend?" with no other context
post reults
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>>682374029
i am rolling
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>>682374029
Bumping for results
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>>682374029
Roll
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>>682374029
roll
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Waiting patiently for the underage faggot to return with his daddy's girl
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too bad most anons are shitheads and cant talk to a girl normally if they do say yes
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reroll 4 new thread
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rol
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>>682374533
WinRAR
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This could be going places
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Who is "her"? The last girl I texted?
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>>682374533
Winrar
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I have nuffin to lose. Lemme do it
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>>682374533
fuck, wish I knew a girl to send this to.
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>>682374679
No rules
Hard mode:family member
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>>682374679
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>cumbuckets
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>>682374645
You're still a chromosome wizard
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>>682374879
So just a random girl? I need help here guys.
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>>682374645
Damn, I envy you man.
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>>682374645
Oshtnigrs
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>>682374645
take her probably flat ass to pound town on the double
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>>682374891
I don't have a girl like that.
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>>682374879
This... no sisters or cousins anon?
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>>682374894
kek el kek
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>>682374894
kek post results
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Rolling but don't know who to send text.
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>>682374972
Ask if you can cum on her face...brah
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>>682374955
Good luck
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>>682374972
>okay bro
>bro
Just end your life before your blue balls swell and burst and cause infections.
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>>682374894
charge your phone faggot
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>>682374972
rest in peace /b/ro
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>>682374972
She does not sound overly into this idea.
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>>682374765
kek
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>>682374972
Ok, now ask for nudes.
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>>682374891
tbh if i texted her that i'd probably get a restraining order filed...hold on i might have a better option,
>>682374533
I'm still planning to delivar
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Ok well rolling. If I get dubs I'll figure it out otherwise nope.
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Rollerino
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>>682374972
Nobody requesting anon send dick pic? What has happened to /b/? Do it fagget
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>>682374972
post photos of your mug and /b/ will tell you your chances of her not bailing out on you on saturday
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>>682374972
A lil bitch is what she is. Ask her to stop acting like a cunt.
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We rollin
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roll
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>dubs decides what i say
dickpic?
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>>682375122
This was winrar
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>>682375489
k you're done for
delete this post
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>>682375489
Ask to see her tits.
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>>682375489
>plz respond...
why you would do that faggot!?
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>>682374911
It was a success
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rollerino
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>>682375489
pretending to be retarded is still being retarded fam
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Fuck it. Roll.
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I guess I'll roll
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>>682375489
don't fuck it up you fucking faggot.
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>>682374029
This is some Hs tier bullshit
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>>682375489
kill yourself to stupid beta faggot
actually go kill yourself
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Now we wait
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FOR FUCK SAKE SOMEONE SEND A DICK PIC ALREADY STOP BEING SUCH WHINNY CUNTS YOU GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE AS AN ALPHA IF YOU WANT THE PUSS
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>>682375659
sauz
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Rololo
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>>682376053
>>682376110
>>682375951
They're likely already dating you fucking tards. Or do you think relationships go "we're dating now, so I love you."?
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>fuckit
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>>682376391
This.
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>>682376420
rip in piece
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>>682374955
A girl you have a crush on, have the most affection for, are in love with, basically the girl you want to fuck that most.
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>>682376391
>believing what you read on 4chan
i bet you are a nigger also
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>>682376096
i literally googled "Will you be my girlfriend" and chose the second thing because the last thread was page 9
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>>682374891
No such girl, and I'm glad there isn't one.
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>>682376743
Wonderbread white, I have a great relationship with my dad.
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if i rolled and asked the girl to be my girlfriend, its ironic because shes with my friend, but we are still fucking on the down low
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>>682376210
deadman wonderland
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>>682377088
GET YOUR SHIT FAGGOT
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>>682377190
Well this is some shit. I don't have a 'her'.
Plus I'm also a female. the fuck do I do?
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Fuck roll.
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Lol
>betafag
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This could be interesting. Roll
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>>682376191
kek'd
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>>682377349
Post tits or gtfo
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>>682377349
tits for proof
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>>682377349
ask for boyfriend
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>>682377349
Guess you do your dude. I don't fucking know lol
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>>682377366
cringe
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>>682377366
I cringed so hard I had to go take a walk.
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>>682377366
i hate you please die
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>>682377469
This is a bad time to not have any romantic interests. I was just doing this for shits and giggles, didn't expect dubs. Time to an hero
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>>682377600
lol your turn fucker
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>>682374972
what happened?
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>>682374972
we need to know
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>>682377898
They are dating now
Thanks /b/
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>>682377693
"Her" for me is someone I'd ruin any chance for reconciliation with if I texted her that at this point, and I won't do that for anything.

I could do it with another random female but if she agreed I'd kind of be an asshole
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Rrrrrroll
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>roll dubs
>ask her to be my girlfriend
>"is this a joke"
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> Roll dubs
>Closest thing to romantic interest hasn't talked to me in a week
> shit
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>>682378161
sorry to hear about man, its never easy
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>>682378674
Thanks, but shit happens. This ain't a feels thread, I won't piss and moan about my love life here. I didn't expect to get dubs, kek
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>>682378877
>gets dubs
:^)
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>>682378877
fucking dubs again, you poor soul
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ROLL, MUDA FUCKA!
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>>682376420
C R I N G E B O Y S
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>>682378877
Fuck this shit
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Why not?
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>>682374029
i'm in love with this girl, i ask her out every week, mostly jokingly, though i've told her i like her a lot and asked her out seriously in the past, she says no or laughs it off, i actually love her but at least she's not leading me on
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o k
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>>682374029
Rollin
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Rollioo
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rollinggg
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>>682374029
Only gotten dubs once in the four years I've been here. I should be fine, right?
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>>682379457
Rae Robson. Edit your filename mate.
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rolling rocks
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>>682379457
Thats my cuz get that fucking off or i mess you up
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here come dat boi with a roll
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Dubs ?
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>>682380904
oh shit nigga! i dun goofed...
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>>682380880
Yeah totally. Dubs haven't actually existed for years. It's just a myth.
>inb4 I get dubs
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>>682375489
Who the fuck says this shit over Facebook to a practical stranger? What are you? Seven?
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roll0
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nope
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thread got kinda slow. Didn't roll dubs but still texted some her some retarded stuff. Will post if anyone's interested. Kinda stupid and cringe tho tbh
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>>682374029
Rolling cuz I talk to no girls
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>>682374029
>roll dubs and you text her "will you be my girlfriend?" with no other context

Srsly, lame move almost guaranteed to have the opposite effect. Even worse than the "Confess your crush" message threads.

If you're interested in making her your gf, then you must attract her.

If she wants to make you her bf, should she shoot you a lame text or should she dress nice, keep her figure flattering, and have a pleasant disposition to get you interested?

> Have friends, guys and girls. Bonus if your buddies look up to you for leadership.
> Be in shape. moobs and a pencil neck will turn her off.
> Dress well.
> have cool hobbies and cool things to talk about.
> Be going places . . . don't be a slacker
> Be fun, not necessarily funny (unless you are funny)
> Don't try to look tough . . . it makes you look stupid and inspires contempt and pity not fear and admiration
> skillfully flirt with other girls

Do NOT send lame texts guaranteed to make her dry anymore than she should send you UGLY pics guaranteed to kill your boner.
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rawlin
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>>682381974
You're welcome. Have fun at school tomorrow.
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Plz
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>>682380904
also how you get that from the filename anon? i feel like a cunt now as some anon is probably gonna be an asshole and message her or give her shit or something
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>>682383334
rip
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>>682383440
The middle number is the ID for the photo. Slap that on the end of the base Facebook URL and it'll go to the photo if the person's privacy setting are shit.
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>>682383334
asshole, please delete that before see sees it though, it's mean and she probably won't find it funny
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Nu
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>>682383715
Hey, asshole. I'm trying to help you out.
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>>682382705
>have cool things to talk about

Like wot? I can't seem go get passed that one. Pretty bad at keeping conversation bc introverted and reserved fgt
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>>682383814
it's really not going to help, honestly please delete it anon, she'll know who i am which i don't care about, but it she won't see the funny side, i shouldn't have put the pic up, but i didn't realize someone could find who she is from it, this is why you shouldnt into 4chan when drunk at 4am
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>>682383334
not cool dude, that girls gonna think you're a creep for finding her now
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>>682383334
M A D M A N
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>>682384360
>>682385174
Samefagging. Also, I did delete it but it probably doesn't delete it on her end.
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>>682385723
thank you anon, she's a nice girl so i don't want her getting trouble is all, she'll worry that people can find her or some shit, also not samefag there, but would have been a good idea if i wasn't panicking my balls off
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>>682385723
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>>682374029
Me is rolling now.
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Rolling
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>>682387955
Fuck!
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Got dubdubs in last thread
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>>682386121
well shit looks like it doesn't delete on her end, damn she's gonna be pissed at me, and i'll be hung over for it too, wish me luck anons, any advice on what to do next would be good
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Roll because le retard
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>>682388581
come on anons help plz
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>>682375004
>>682376879
Lucky bastards.
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>>682388581
Drink some bleach to clear your body out and prove to her how pure you are.
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>>682389855
not the kind of help i needed anon...
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Monopoly and chill?
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>>682390051
it can help if u say something to her
i'm gonna try
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>>682390977
DON'T seriously, it's not me that i'm worried about, i'm already fucked, but dont message her and cause her trouble anon, she's done nothing wrong so just let this thread die and let her have her privacy
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>>682391221
Move on. If she gets upset over you saving her photos and posting them on 4chan then she probably makes shit tendies.
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>>682391221
>dont message her and cause her trouble anon, she's done nothing wrong so just let this thread die and let her have her privacy
kek
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>>682391221

You're the faggot underageb& who posted it in the first place.

>>682391641
Newfag identified. Fuck off back to middle school.
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>>682391221
ok
shoe on the head with face and timestamp
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>>682391641
i don't know what tendies means, but come on guys, it's just mean

>>682391768
i'm 26 and i didn't realize that could be done or someone would be a big enough dick to post her real details on here, it won't let me delete the posts, and it worries me that you anons can know where she lives and shit, so just leave her alone, it's not a big ask really
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>>682391948
what so you can screencap it and send it to her? i'm not a total idiot anon, she already knows it was me i just don't want her to have her privacy, i didn't mean to let you fucking sick fuckers find her
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>>682392370
Consider not replying anymore. Some are feeding on your discomfort.
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>>682391948
>>682392370
you can trust
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>>682393954
Good shit anon.
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>>682374029
Rolling for mega lulz
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ITT: RIP ANON CRINGE
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>>682374029
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>>682394188
MONDO FUCKING COOL
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>>682394241
You haven't seen anything yet. I'm kinda a retard. Let me show you.
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>>682394893
I'll keep y'all updated, I'm >>682394188
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>>682395004
nothing?
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>>682395445
She's had some drinks, dubs decides?
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>>682395765
i have a big dick
really
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>>682395765
look i'm an artist
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>>682396070
Ooh I wish this was dubs
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>>682395765
send her this
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>>682396411
O wtf come on lmfao
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>>682396411
winrar
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>>682396070
roll
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>>682396701
reroll
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>>682395765
faggot
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rollan
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>>682395765
do it faggot
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>>682377349
>Plus I'm also a female.
I fail to see how this changes the question.
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Rooll
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