Trips decides what I do with this duck I found
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Trips decides what I do with this duck I found
>>682370848
nut on it
>>682370848
nut on him
Raep it.
>>682371042
lmfao nice dude
keep it
Nothing
>>682371111
OH SHIT
NUT ON HIM
confirm. nut on him
Feed him bread and let him go
>>682371111
Wasted fucking opportunities dude
>>682371111
deliever op
>>682371111
winrar winrar chicken dinrar
Samefag rolls four times, gets quads.
>>682371111
quads of truth
>>682371042
This, and then let it go in a public place.
>>682371111
FUCKING JERK OFF ON THE DUCK
>>682370848
Let him go
set him free
Deliver the cummies
Feed it some bread
>>682371111
check'd
OP better fucking deliver
set it free dont be a cunt
>>682371111
i was saying nice because we both said nut on him within 8 seconds of each other.
no same fag
>>682371111
WASTE
>>682371315
newfag doesn't know how the numbers on the bottom of the page work
>>682371506
this
Stomp it to death
>>682371510
I was the first. Nice quads btw
Shove it up your ass
>>682370848
give him a piece of bread and let him go, then kill yourself
kill, prepare, and cook.
>>682371111
I need trips with a specific request you fucking faggots. OP will deliver.
let it free please
Suck its dick
Knit it a cute hat
Ejaculation on the water bird
trips say "let the duck free and post a pic of it running away"
Chew bread and allow it to feast out of your mouth. You shall become it's new mother.
>>682372007
Up the bum
okay okay my trips say to let it free and post pic of it running away please
Dissect it
Shit on it
>>682372084
>Ejaculation on the water bird
Kek, also roll
real trips this time. just let it free and post pic
trips says you take a swim with it
>>682372007
CUT IT'S FUCKING HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH SCISSORS
>>682372007
You fucking faggot, just nut on it already
Raise him then eat at maturity
>>682372007
nigger you got the request, do it faggot
>>682372218
Roll
>>682372042
No, some cute boots!!!
>>682372132
333 get?
>>682372007
Poke it with your finger then let it free post two pics if possible lol
Use every penny you have to your name to build it a beautiful pond to live in and an endless supply of bread to eat.
Kill it
Quack mercilessly at it!
Teach it to read
buttfuck it
>>682372237
REFUCKINGROLL
Fuck its asshole
>>682372248
My duck, my rules fag
>>682372418
DO IT
>>682372007
Nigga your going to nut on the duck wether you like it or not he got trips and linked nut on it
Free it on the highway
tip the box upside down and put the bird ontop and call it "king bird, king of boxland"
scare it with a fake rubber chicken
Bring it back to rhl
set it free
then shit on your neighbors lawn
Try and make it suck your dick.
>>682372339
Reroll
It's a baby squirrel you fuckin kek.
>>682372192
roll
>>682372132
Reroll
Rub dick on it
>>682372440
Just let the duck go
Nut on it
>>682372007
set it free; post pics of it running away
I demand space program
Raise him until he dies
take a fat shit right inside the box
>>682372339
Rawl
>>682372386
Roll
>>682372608
Satanic trips wills it
>>682372556
so close
tape its beak shut
eat it
>>682370848
Raise it with love until death of natural causes or humain put down
let it go free
just raise it and be nice fuck head
>>682370848
PUT A FUCKING HAT ON THE DUCK YOU FAGGOT
Keep him
Put your dick in it
Keep it, love it, feed it, take care of it and keep it until it dies from natural causes.
nut on him
suck its dick or like its pussy
>>682370848
give him the greatest duck life of all time
>>682372483
Hey nigger can you read ops post? It's says trips. TRIPS. Not fucking dubs not fucking quads shut the fuck up you unintelligent fuck
Behead it
Name it Ken and only feed it semen and water.
Eat it
>>682370848
poop on it and ship it to the white house with a letter attached saying:
"Nigger faggot" - Trump Voter
Raise it as a son
Light on fire
Release him
>>682372007
What's not clear ? Is full-bore faggotry holding you back?
Shoot your load on the duck.
print out this picture, put in box, nut on both
Dick in duck pooper
kill yourself in front of it
>>682372429
Roll
eat the fucker
>>682372777
fuck you
Give it to a nice dog ;3;3;3;3
take it into public and creepily stare at people while petting it as if it's your child.
4chan space program! Tie balloons to it. It'll learn to fly faster.
>>682372777
nice
boil it in a pot with water
>>682372777
trips are diabled
>>682372440
Go to reddit normal fag
>>682372777
winrar
>>682372777
WINRAR
>>682372777
Gay
>>682372777
Faggot
>>682372777
WINRAR
>>682372838
Roll
>>682372777
...
>>682372838
this
>>682372777
A Winrar Is You!
>>682372777
Winrar!! Duck bro is saved
>>682372777
oh boy this doesn't even make sense
>>682372777
Winrar
>>682372777
Really?
Fuck it's asshole
>>682372777
nice. also kill yourself op
>>682372842
reroll
>>682372084
Roll
>>682372575
roll
>>682372777
Thank you
Go find it bugs and worms and drop it in there for it to eat.
If that doesn't work buy a gold fish and feed it to it.
If that doesn't work chew up the goldfish in your mouth and feed it to it that way.
Then let it go.
>>682372777
congrats OP you have a son
>>682372777
:D!!!
>>682372777
WINRAR. update /b/ periodically with your new duckson
>>682372777
nigger
Winrar
>>682372777
Winrar
>>682372777
Better enroll that duck into kindergarten you fuck
Suck it's dick
>>682372084
Reroll
>>682370848
give duck little hat, arm duck idk
>>682372777
Nice winrar
commence duck space program
let it go i like ducks. fuck the shit out of anything else, but leave ducks alone
>>682372777
Winrar
>>682372777
Winner. This duck is now my child
Nut on your duck
>>682372682
Oh, I was the original hat, and the boots too. Thanks for your support. Also, buy another duck of the opposite gender and breed them.
>>682372777
LOL FUCKING WINRAR
quack him to death
>>682372007
you know damn well i was saying "nice dude" to "nut on him"
NUT
ON
DUCKY
Take it to the local animal sanctuary
Cum on your new kid
>>682372929
Old 4chan
>>682372905
New 4chan
NUT ON DUCK FAGGOT
lick its head.
>>682373069
Horay for anon! You saved a ducks life today.
>>682373069
Some one screen cap this thread and all of ops post and then In a year OP post the duck and how it is we shall celebrate it's birthday
>>682373069
well feed it
and name it Quakers
>>682373069
fuck this thread, I'm out
>>682373069
we all know what you do to sons. abuse them. suck their little dicks. make them rim your asshole. then nut on your son. do it.
>>682373159
I would never nut on my son.
>>682372777
You stupid assfuck
>>682373222
WINRAR LICK ITS DICK HEAD OP
OP we need a report on your son.
>>682373069
Yeah but what if it's female. Trips said "son"
maybe /b/ is the perfect place for this future gender confused duck son
OP! YOU BETTER GET WELL VERSED IN DUCK CARE OR I'M CALLING CPS ON UR ASS
>>682372777
better name it OP
>>682373069
Get your son some bread and water to float around in ASAP
>>682373222
at least do this op
>>682373069
you need to post here from time to time now to satisfy our curiosity
>>682373333
woah
>>682373222
what is this?
>>682373069
Also don't feed it bread. Bread collects their digestive juices like a sponge, and then it expands, slowly killing the duck. Please don't use this info to harm the duck,he did nothing wrong.
>>682373333
W A S T E D
A
S
T
E
D
>>682373069
you wasted a thread. grats brother
>>682372777
Good guy dont lie.
>>682373333
Go to fucking tumblr
>>682373222
FUCKING DO IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT HOLY FUCK I'M MAD AS HELL
Get some Purina duck chow, dawg.
>>682373257
Kill yourself you edgy faggot
His name shall be faggot
>>682372984
Lol yes this. We need periodic updates of duckson.
>>682370848
What shall you name him, op? If this is trips as well, I concur and request that you give /b/ periodic updates.
>>682373069
i want to see him in harvard
Ducks of Harvard
>>682370848
Fuck the duck.
>>682373312
I can't lick my son's head. He needs a bath first anon.
Send it to the local Chinese restaurant
>>682373269
No that was just your father anon. Most of our fathers loved us and tried to give us positive life lessons.
More pics of ducky plz
>>682373661
Lick him you fucking faggot
>>682373667
God damn it
>>682372429
>>682372808
>>682372237
Samefag you're trying way too hard Jerry,
>>682372777
god bless you.
Put it on a leash and walk it in a ghetto
>>682373222
YES
>>682373849
fak u
>>682372777
Fucking faggot you are everything thats wrong with /b/ kill yourself
*quack*
Name him Long John Silver
name your son emperor trump
Nut on him
>>682373969
I've been shamed.I'll go masturbate to trap gangbang now
blender
NAME IT YELLOW ASS
>>682374200
You were going to do that anyway.
>>682374283
I would like to clarify that I mean "name it Yellow, ass."
>>682372737
I hope this is bate otherwise you are the most retarded kid in the institution and they should take away your internet privileges. A 3 contains a 2 a 4 contains a 3 in other words trips is dubs quads is trips. Go back to sipping your juice pouch
>>682373222
Winrar
>>682373069
Faggot you were supossed to but on the the duck not listen to that whiney little scene bitch tell you to keep it, now AM I GONNA SE ANON NUT ON THE DUCK OR WHAT?
Poke dock thru a bread slice and let ducky feed on bread and whatever it wants.... Do it Op, lord of faggots.
Take another pic of IT PLZ
name it butters
>>682373212
Don't be a edgy faggot. The old 4chan was just as cancerous as this 4chan, just they did a few cool things that you heard about on reddit and came to check out. The old 4chan only did stupid shit to people that deserved it, not to innocent animals you fucking 14 year old.
>>682372011
winrar
>>682372777
I love you thanks for the save
>>682374633
bread is bad for ducks, you fuck
Can't wait to see it happy in a bath please let me see this OP
>>682374351
Are you here to save the faith in humanity?
go really fuck yourself
>>682374057
Underrated post.
>>682373661
Is it clean yet?
>>682373069
Congratulations!
>>682374943
Shut up faggot, stomping a duck to death isn't funny, it's just fucking edgy. The people that come to 4chan are mostly just suicidal fucks, fed up with the world. Why would they want to do shit like that to a duck?
>>682375202
Then 4chan is perfect for me? wow.
>>682375435
why
>>682375532
I mean the only difference in this 4chan is that there are more trap, faces of /b/ and dick rate threads, nothing else.
>>682375435
>posts this to make >>682375202
angry.
>wow
>>682375732
they're products
just disposing some shitty tier ducklets
>>682375532
youll never deserve that $15 wage at mcdonalds...
>>682375811
oh, seems you are new
gtfo nigga.
suck a dick and choke with it
>>682372007
superglue a tiny paper hat on its head
>>682371061
roll
>>682375202
This, really. Does killing an animal make you feel stronger? Maybe you need help.
Find something to give it a little hat
>>682375928
That doesn't really make me angry, actually kinda made me laugh a bit.
Be nice to the poor thing. He's just an innocent baby bird that has his whole life ahead of him. I urge you to please give him to your local wildlife/animal shelter, there they will take good care of him. Sir, I beg of you that you be kind to this creature.
>>682373069
Now build him a nice little nest with timestamp.
I really want you to find a hat for him
crush em
>>682370848
timestamp?
>>682376442
fuck me
>>682376344
don't tell OP to give up their child
>>682375977
Check'd
Also, i'm not new. I came here around the time /b/day started, and I don't even know why I stay here with cucks like you. I'm saying that the difference between 4chan and the internet is that we see a webm of a dude getting his head smashed by a hammer and still taking a bite of our sandwich, but we wouldn't actually go out and do that to somebody.
>>682373439
this
The sonic thread is fucking this one over
>>682376511
im sorry your dad raped you and beat your mom
trailer park life is so complicated...
>>682370848
Who the Fuck just finds a Duck?
Op? Ya still here?
You should go to the town hall and register the duck as a citizen and your son. Also give him a birth certificate.
Let it go and kill yourself
>>682376800
this
>>682376679
dat filename doe
>>682372440
Shove sharpie up it's pooper
Give it anal pleasure
>>682376830
Put it in a blender
>>682370848
LET IT GO
Roll
Let the duck go and write a song about how beautiful the duck was... then kill yourself to that song.
>>682376511
>guy in the left is filming how the dog dies
>edgy mcfucking skrub detected
Bumping for after bath time~~
He did say he was gonna bathe it, maybe he is
>>682376830
>>682372440
microwave it
>>682377311
He's been bathing it for a while. Probably got dawn stuck in its feathers
>>682376830
Please don't.
shit on him
>>682376679
jesus fucking christ, wtf
Make the duck a shrine and everyday pray to the duck god
>>682374720
You must have not seen the /b space program
>>682377687
This
you'll fucking animal lovers srly
>>682377738
Roll
>>682370848
Treat him with love and tailor suits to him. Various kinds of suits. Then you teach him the joys of life , drinking and playing games. Teach him how to beat other animals too and to be mean to little shits when you go to a family's or a friends house.
I want a selfie of you hugging it once you got it clean
>>682376785
>OP
>>682370848
Eat it
>>682376511
>1 less to worry about.gif
fewer*
>>682377827
roll i want this
>>682378000
YOU FUCKING NAZI PEDANT SPASTIC
>>682377694
I have. I'm not talking about random shit like that or nutting on a duck, which would actually be funny, i'm talking about doing edgy shit like killing the duck.
>>682378000
Waist
>>682378000
Wasted them trips fool
Be nice to the duck make it your pet then let it go when it's old enough
>>682378142
Killing prey animals isn't really edgy.
>>682376196
Real cute
>>682377687
This one
>>682377777
fuck
feed it bread and let it go
