Any sexual experiences with animals
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Any sexual experiences with animals
i fucked your cow of a mom, faggot
when i was maybe 7 years old i was mounted by a black lab at a friends birthday party
I touched a dog's nipple once...
used to put peanut butter on my cock and asshole and let my dogs lick it off when i was a kid
I've fingered my dog a couple times.
>>682359748
Same here. Would put pb on my balls and have my jack russel lick it off when i was around 15. I remember reading an article out of readers digest in the late 90's that had claimed that something like 40% of males who grew up on farms had a sexual experience with an animal.
Use to blow my dog
I gave a dog a quick blowjob before. Poor choice cuz allergies. 30 minutes later my throat wasn't too happy. Totally worth it tho
>>682358531
What am i looking at, OP?
>>682360978
It's a pussy in some panties.
I watched that one blonde chick get her pussy licked by her dog. Does that count?
>>682361334
Now I see it.
I banged a few black chicks. I highly recommend it.
>>682361599
i had a chinese born girlfriend who worked on wall street. she loved to watch her dog lick my cock while we watched porn on the big screen. fucking crazy but great sex
>>682358531
My ex wife was a cow
I blew my Great Dane several times. He had massive loads. Loved it! I would sit in the floor and he would mount the bed with front two feet. After a second he would just fuck the shot out of my mouth!
>>682358531
I fingered 2 dogs. One of those was in a room with people there and they didnt even noticed, it happend yesterday. I can share story.
>>682361810
>Thread
I tried with like two but were turned down.
Black girls aren't interested in me.
>>682363091
Lucky bastard....
>>682358531
My dog wouldn't stop licking me the other night so I took my dick out and got blown
>>682363091
M/f?
I guess is a M...
>>682364876
Shhh, I want them to say it's Rhianna
>>682364876
of course its male fuck off somewhere else you arent going to find any girls here retard
>>682360709
you're sick. in the bad way.
>>682363091
Somehow the detail makes me think you are telling the truth
when i was in high school i used to fuck some heifers i had on my farm, but for some reason that i will definitely explore later in life i couldnt get my cock more than an inch or so into their pussies, so id go up the ass.
when i was super horny i let a pit bull mount me once when i was house sitting i started supressing my urges with a dragon dildo lol
I've been humped by a chihuahua.
>>682358531
used to suck my dog and try to get him to mount me
>>682366467
We all have, and If not then we all kicked it
>>682365651
Best is right after they shit when the asshole is pulsing.
>>682363093
do tell
>>682366624
a lot of times me fucking them in the ass would make them shit, it did feel great, and the tabooness of it really made me cum hard
This thread needs more graphic material.
>>682367646
>>682367578
Most kids worried about hiding protein stains from mom.
>>682367911
Perfect.
>>682358531
I've fucked humans.
interesting species.
Ive got a female husky that i bone about twice per week, and i have a gay zoo friend with a male husky whom i have sucked off a couple times. Dog cum tastes kinda odd, cant decide if i like it or not.
>>682359328
Just once?
jerked a lab off quite a bit, do it once and they never leave you alone
Ive been fucked by 4 different male dogs, no knotting, sadly, sucked them all off, fingered 2 different female dogs. Male here :P
>>682369239
>>682369239
>>682369239
Fucking this holy shit. I let my mastiff lick me off once and all he does now is stick his nose my crotch and nibble the back of my legs.
>>682358531
I used to get blow jobs from my bitch years back. No PB needed
>>682369733
im a girl btw
give me attention
>>682370154
you know the drill
>>682370154
sorry i'm male fuck off
Ask Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
>>682369733
>>682370154
You need to train him to know sexy time is only done in a private area, like the bedroom. The whole biting thingbis because he wants to pound your pussy, and frankly you should let him give it to you.
Emphasis on the training him to do it one room though.
>>682371534
Make sure you're not allergic to dogs first. Even a mild allergy can result in anaphylaxis.
>>682372966
Yeah, there's always that. But it's not likely
>>682371534
Luckily, my husky just sits on my lap and looks intently over her shoulder at me when shes horny. Everyone just thinks shes being cute and affectionate
>>682373433
Lol, I can just imagine "oh, she has 'the look', don't worry, you'll get it you naughty bitch" going through your head when you see it.
>>682373433
Do you fuck her? Is she spayed?
>>682374562
Nah, shes intact. And yeah, i do her a couple times per week.
>>682374996
inb4 dog human inbred
Bump
>>682375101
Lol, the chromosome counts dont line up, but that doesnt mean i'm gonna stop trying.
Nah, i usually finish with either just the tip in her so everything runs out, or i pull out and blast her vulva.
Ive heard too many horror stories about pyometra to finish balls deep. Besides, she loves to lick the cum up. She goes crazy for the stuff
>>682360888
>>682376036
I used to let my dog lick my asshole. Then decided that I shouldn't do that.
Every girl ive fucked has had a sexual experience with an animal if ya know what i mean ;)
(I mean im the animal)
>>682376514
>>682374017
Yeah. Sometimes, depending on how she positions herself, i slip a hand under her back and and slowly rub her clit. I fingered her throughout most of this year's superbowl party. If anyone noticed, they didnt say anything
>>682374253
Cute pupper, she yours
>dem lips though
>>682377649
I like to think they all saw you but decided not to mention it for your sake
let poodle lick tip of boner after i came out of shower. she liked it
>>682377649
Awesome, you're a lucky bastard. My bitch was too small for me to even try penetration (medium sized dog). I'm not Godzilla but proportions, ya know?
She gave damn good head though, left me drained and tongue dried every time.
>>682378597
Huskies are on the small end of being fuckable. I have a zoo friend who also has a husky, and he cant comfortably fit in her either. Luck of the draw i guess
>>682379500
Yeah, huskies are beautiful. I thought about getting a malamute but at the same time I don't want to bring a dog into my life expecting just to fuck it. You know?
Kik? Wheezerx here
>>682379938
I definitely didnt get my dog just to fuck her. Even if they turn down sex, they are great companions. Malamutes are awesome dogs, just be ready for shit loads of shedding, a shortish lifespan, and a messy heat cycle.
Honestly, ive never used kik. 4chan is about as social as i get online. Besides, i tried my hand at taking pics a while back and they all looked terrible. My hat is off to those who can fuck and record at the same time.
>>682374253
Did you bust her cherry? Because I've tried and it is just too tight. I have been up her ass a few times. It is alot warmer than a human asshole
>>682380665
I use Kik to text honestly. I don't want to out my cell up here, it's cool to find people who can carry on conversations but threads are so fucking shirt lived on /b/...
Nah, I know dogs are great companions, I loved my previous dog to pieces. Hurt a lot when she passed last year though ;(
>>682380879
Lol, dogs dont have hymens. And yeah, they have a higher body temp than we do, so its always nice and warm
>>682380879
What he said >>682381137
Don't force it though, you can really hurt her or yourself. Dogs are way different back there than a human is.
>>682381108
Yeah, i can see the appeal of kik, i just dont do much social media shit. Hell i barely even have a functioning facebook page.
Losing a dog is devastating. My girl is almost 5 now, and shes on the very tail end of being puppyish. hard to beleive how little time we get with them
checkem guys
>>682358531
whit my cousin
>>682381887
Yeah, she lived to ten, then grew a cancerous tumor on her lungs. Had to put her down, bawled my eyes out.
I don't see Kik as social media, it is just an instant messenger with the ability to attach pics
>>682381309
hole is a hole, just at an up angle
>>682382023
>>682358531
I've fucked no less than ten land whales. That count?
>>682368333
Nice trips
>>682382222
You obviously know nothing about canine biology. I make no excuses for degeneracy, posting in a zoophilia thread, but it's plain up sick and wrong not to consider the health and safety of your partner, especially if they're of a different species.
>>682382222
Their hips are shaped differently too man. They don't have a lot of room to expand because of bones. There are some pretty significant anatomical differences /b/ro
>>682382513
*no excuses for MY degeneracy, I mean
>>682358823
Fuckin cremated son
>>682375820
How does fucking dog = pyometra?
>>682375820
Not burying your cock as deep as possible and flooding her deepest part? Shameful waste
>>682382160
Ah. Well, as fucked up and short lived as these threads are, they are a good place to help educate people who are interested, or people with misconceptions. And at the end, it all just kinda disappears.
Anyone else do scat stuff with their dogs?
>>682383222
Trips checked.
>>682383222
Trips check
Yeah, but it is nice to find people to talk to on these threads that share a common interest and aren't just trolls
>>682382871
I dont know that there are any known links between human-canine sex and pyo since there arent really any studies being done, but as someone who works alongside veterinarians, ive seen lots of dogs die from it.
I'm probably worrying for no reason, but better safe than sorry
>>682383033
As i stated earlier, she would rather have a sticky treat to lick up anyway. Besides, her health is extremely important to me.
>>682383376
nah though i think it'd be fun if a dog would cock is leg and piss on me
>>682383997
>033 here
Fair enough, I just have an insemination fetish is all >_<
The deeper the better
>>682384274
the trick is to dive in mid flow
>>682384274
How about HER leg
>>682384391
Well, when you cum near her entrance, you get a beautiful creampie. That work for ya?
I used to put my dick in between my dog's gums and cheek, and just move my dick around in her slobber til I came. She would proceed to lick up all my cum. I'm surprised it didn't piss her off and cause her to bite my dick but hey we all catch a lucky break now and then.
I gave a cat a blowjob.
>>682384803
I don't mean to sound like a prick but that kind of isn't my thing. Cream pie is hot (awesome pic BTW) but for me it's about burying as large of a load into the womb as possible. That's my fetish.
>>682385557
prick
>>682385749
Your pic is hot, I'm not saying it isn't. I wish that was my cum leaking out for sure, I just get off on pumping their womb full of my cum. That goes for any female of any species. It's just my thing
>>682385557
Ah, well i cant really get pics of that.
I dunno, if i know it was safe for her, i'd bust a nut as deep as i could. And it probably is safe for the most part, but i'm one of those people who seems to have constant run-ins with murphys law.
This is the first dog ive ever had penetrative sex with, and i dont want to hurt her, or have to get her spayed.
>>682368514
What's it like? The cum taste?
>>682386344
This analogy really only works if youre a murrican, but if you ever put a penny in your mouth as a kid, its a lot like that with a little bit of "dog" thrown in. Thats the best i can describe it
>>682386137
not my pic i just wanted to call you a price just cusz
>>682386744
Hmm. Interesting.
>>682384557
in yo face
>>682386213
I'm glad you care about her this much. It's good to know she has a caring partner.
Random question for everyone; If you could fuck any animal with a garunteed of neither of you getting hurt, what would it be?
>>682386978
first time ive ever wanted to be a brick wall
>>682387023
tiger
>>682387023
Husky is nice, but i want to try a full blooded wolf. Would love to go down on a sexy wolf girl, or slob on a giant wolf cock
>>682387023
a Ram
>>682365651
Answer: You have a one inch cock
>mystery solved
>>682387290
>>682387367
>>682387498
Nice, I'd go with a Lioness myself. To be buried in that beautiful pussy, pounding her she roared in pleasure and then cumming directly into her womb and claiming her for myself.... Mrrrr
>>682387879
Not a bad choice. And on the plus side, you dont have spines on your dick to piss her off at the end.
>>682387879
right after you cum she malls you to death
>>682358531
2 dogs; ops mom and wife
>>682358531
Is it wierd that if I start jurking off my dog goes upstairs away from me
Some eye candy to keep the thread going
>>682388189
I said with neither of you being hurt at all. So in presented scenario, that wouldn't happen :)
>>682388116
Yeah, I think that'd really blow her mind. All pleasure no pain, plus humans have much larger cocks so that'd further wreck her mind.
>>682386213
Can't ask a vet to remove the uterus and leave the vagina intact without raising eyebrows.
>>682388602
Gorgeous, is she yours?
>>682388758
Nope, sadly
>>682388759
>mfw this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti6n6TXoswI
>>682358531
Fucked a nigress.
Was fun.
But that shit about not touching their hair is no joke. Don't fucking do it.
>>682388971
Bruh, that package and peeking.
>fuck I'm a degenerate
>too bad I love it
Lost my virginity to a mare. It was pretty great.
>>682388680
It would reduce her sexdrive to almost nil anyway. My girl's heats are my favorite two times of the year. Nothing sexier than a gorgeous dog flagging her tail for you
Pic related
>>682389438
Wut
>>682389438
Lucky bastard
>>682389447
Agreed
If any zoos wanna Kik, I love talking about this stuff since no one I know in real life is into it.
Wheezerx is my user id
>>682389183
Yep, GSDs are pretty incredible. I want to get one real bad. But i cant decide whether to get a male or female XD
>>682387023
a horse. taking a cock that big and not getting hurt?? hell yes
>>682387023
Dolphins :D
When I was 14 a small female dog humped my leg once. She wanted the D.
>>682390108
My second choice
>>682390109
That or she was just being overly dominant
>>682390108
No chance of getting hurt. Dolphins are cool about that. Federal pound-me-in-the-ass-prison is another matter.
>>682390483
That.. is a gorgeous dog.. Drooool
>>682390381
dog is studying human behavior lmao
>>682391164
My girl is a copper husky too, looks a bit like that, but shes mostly cream colored.
>>682389763
Lucky, I might be...but that first time was wickedly risky and imperfect too (I guess just like anybody else's). That was years ago.
Now I'm on an unfortunately long hiatus until I can get myself into a situation where I can do the whole horsefucker thing the "right" way.
Dog folks don't know how good they have it in many ways.
>>682391685
Actual beast stuff gets threads 404'd. Thats why im being careful with what i post lol
>>682391685
more?
Looks like this thread has pretty much run its course
>>682392277
witnessed
i fuck my beagles asshole on a near daily basis. he takes it like a champ
kek
>>682393788
how the fuck did they achieve that
Well, nice thread gents. Think i'll finish up the night with some tasty husky muff in honor of you guys. G'Night all
>>682358531
when i was 14 and horny as fuck i tried to get my cat to lick the tip of my dick, even put honey on it...didnt work and never tried because was afraid he'd claw ir.
>>682393947
Their owner is a degenerate.
>>682394238
>tries to tempt an obligate carnivore that can't taste sweet with honey
So is it rape if you have sex with an animal? At least when you're doing the fucking.
My buddies dog kept trying to lick my dick while I was masturbating.
>>682358823
ROASTED JUST RIGHT
>>682394591
Why wouldn't it be rape if you're the one being fucked?
Everyone, literally just go to these sites. This is what they are FOR.
>>682395850
>Implying i didnt start the largest thread on that board.
Shit moves too slow son
>>682396118
Well you obviously didn't do a very good job advertising for it then.
>how to milk a dolphin
>>682358531
when i was 12, i once stabbed a horse in the anus with s stick, horse kicked me
>>682396667
The thread has just shy of 1k posts, i did all i can do. Needs other uploaders, and people who pay attention to the catalog
>>682382795
MEGAKEK
>>682396934
Images, not posts. Derp
>>682395759
Because if the animal didn't want to fuck you it wouldn't stick it's dick in you and thrust.
>>682397155
Consent can not be given where sapience does not exist.
>>682397544
Most mammals have well documented courtship behavior. They also have well documented body language in regards to things like fear and dsicomfort. Ever tried to trim the nails of a dog tjat doesnt like his feet touched? He makes it pretty clear doesnt he?
>>682397544
As long as neither party is harmed, what's the big deal? Cause it's weird? Well shit, man, if you didn't want weird and appalling why'd you come to 4chan?
>>682382222
Quads
>>682369495
You are too excited to share
>>682398139
It's ok to ignore an animal's resistance when it's in the best interest of their welfare.
>>682367911
e
>>682398265
I like weird. I just don't like fallacious arguments being put forward to justify it.
>>682398679
No shit. The point was that you can tell when an animal is distressed, and you can generally tell when an animal enjoys something. Informed consent is impossible, but you cant tell me theres no way to know how the animal feels about sexual activity
I've sucked 4 dogs and a steer, and I've fucked 3 different cows and probably fingered more. AMA
>>682399233
Oh yeah and I've also touched a dolphin's genital slit
>>682399233
Where'd you get them dubs
>>682399370
Green?
>>682399590
This thread is strong with the digits.
Never fucked a dog before. What does it feel like?
>>682400696
Like human pussy, but much warmer and a fair bit tighter. Occasionally, she'll clamp down on your dick with her vag muscles a little bit, feels kinda nice.
Oh and they can be a bit dry starting out, so lead with some foreplay or a little water based lube
>>682399590
dublin
>>682400696
Ask your mom.
Whitney Wisconsin
bump
>>682393062
fucking kek
anyone have the webm of this white dog licking a guy's dick and he cums all over it's paws and nose and it just keeps licking?
>>682405169
Rekt
>>682358531
you are a degenerate and should be sterilized.
sick fuck
>>682406542
thx for bump newfriend
>>682368514
>>682368514
KILL YOURSELF
The size of the vagina varies from dog to dog i used to have 2 Shelties and one was way to tight i could never get it in and the other one was much more wide set i didn't have any problems going in.
