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ITT we debate civily which candy bar is the best.
mars bars
>>682357864
Baybuh Roof
Snikkuhs
Mickey Way
>>682358107
I honestly couldn't say what I prefer to be the "best" subjectively speaking, although 100 grand is a good choice OP I will have to say either kit kat or butterfinger; butterfinger so long as you don't mind the mess with it getting stuck in your teeth and gums, or how flaky the caramel can be when you bite into it, but overall a tasty candy bar.
Fast Break. It has all the Reese's flavor but with the soft gooey texture of a 3 Musketeers. Can be eaten at any temperature without excessive melting or hardening.
>>682357864
Anon I agree with you. Best candy bar ever
>>682358497
I definitely agree, butterfingers are an excellent choice. By "best" I mean overall the most delectable in the general categories. (Texture, quality, combination of ingredients, etc.) Unit price could be a decent point one could make.
Crunch bars your stupid fucking shit for brains asshole nigger monkeys god do you even know quality taste in fucking chocolate combined with a delectable nugget crunch, hence the wonderfully and aptly named "Crunch bar"? Do you even know how to fucking wipe your ass? Holy fucking shit m8ee
the only candy bar I really like is almond joy
>>682359081
wrap caramel with crunch bar, it's called 100 grand faggot.
Try it, you might become less gay.
>>682359081
Pardon me, but kindly fuck off.
>>682357864
i left one on your pillow.
go ahead OP, eat it.
>>682357864
Nigga you already won
>>682359081
I don't think anyone in this thread appreciates or welcomes your harsh tone.
old school keks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twIF3BgmIWM
>>682358497
Butterfinger has an outstandingly unique texture. It's an excellent crushed bar, for sure. But for eating on its own, anything larger than a fun size has diminishing returns on enjoyment per calorie.
>>682359378
i used to eat all the peanuts off then eat the bar lol.
>>682359596
Ah, Twix. The candy bar you get when you want more variety in your bucket, but aren't willing to pay for quality.
>>682358107
undeniably delicious
>>682359504
I didn't take into account the applications of a candy bar that don't pertain to eating it plain. Arguably, Butterfinger is one of the best pairings with icecream or another delight similar to that.
>>682358497
Fuck Butterfinger its all about 5th Avenue bars
ITT
>>682359944
Heath?
All you chocolate fags are fucking dumb niggers
Bow down bitches
>>682360363
melon anything is always good!
butter finger gets stuck in your teeth but is one of my favorites. snickers almond is very good however a lot for a tiny mouth and belly. twix is simple but at the wrong temp the caramel gets stuck in teeth again. i vote not for a bar but for ferrero rocher this sampler was my favorite as i do enjoy dark chocolate sometimes. a little expensive though.
a Take 5 bar is layered to perfection with salty pretzels, smooth, rich caramel, thick peanut butter, and crunchy peanuts. All brought together by a generous coat of milk chocolate to give you pure bliss in candy bar form.
>>682360059
Just like drinking and smoking etc.
Drink responsibly
Smoke responsibly
Eat responsibly
Watch porn responsibly
Moderation
>>682357864
Clark bar or go to hell.
Not even mentioning my main man Mr. Goodbar
This candy bar has something special in my > heart
Any fagoots have the same bodily issue with pic related?
turtles unnnnnf
>>682358909
Yesssssss
>>682360936
Decent at best.
at first I posted >>682360936 but then i remembered how much more i enjoy lindor.
>>682360345
do you enjoy the payday bar?
>>682360813
Begone with your attitude.
Just stop
>>682360624
I agree with this statement. The Take 5 bar has a perfect blend of sweet and salty as well as soft and crunchy
>>682357864
>>682361236
Lindor's are candy bars?
>>682358107
>>682360363
I've only had original kitkat and they are one of my favorites- how much do these ones differ taste-wise?
>>682358909
mah nigga
>>682359477
oh fuck good one
>>682361560
>>682358107
I've had these before. Green Tea Kit-Kat bars. It's a weird idea, but an immediate green tea taste, then just tastes like a Kit-Kat. Then a sort of leafy aftertaste.
>>682360624
Good choice anon
>>682359596
I too enjoy Twix, but as it states on the wrapper it is not a candy bar, but rather a cookie bar, thus disqualifying it from the debate.
100 grand is incredible as a candy bar, but white chocolate edges it out ffor me. There's a nestle version than pic related that's even better tho
>>682357864
kek
>>682358909
Used to be muh shit until about ten years ago I noticed it just tasted slightly differant than before and I quut getting them. It had a strange aftertaste or something, They must have substituted an ingrediant or something.
Your all a bunch of goddamn niggers
>>682360624
Good Shit .
>>682360624
Yep
>>682357864
Mah nigga
>>682363209
Transcendent tier.
>>682357864
>tfw you can't even buy these anymore
JUST
>>682359751
Good man
jejejejejejej
<<id heaven>>
>>682359751
the fuck is this?
>>682364552
Those were so damn good, I had forgotten about them.
>be me freshman fagoot. Final pep rallys attending couldnt have possibly known how much my life would be affected by one single pep puffing peter puffer
>crowed as fuck because largest class body in schools enitre out of the closet century of an experience
>entrance approaching chads passing out candy bars
>looks me in the eyes offers yellow wrapper
>pic related.fml
>take it because im not some beta fuck plus free candy
Gotta make most of a bad situation
Little did i know how bad the situation really would be
> ate it quick and am fond of its taste. Neverhad before so i made sure to keep the wrapper for later
>pep rally ends an hour later and soon after stomach reaches its capacitys end skiddadle home to ease grumbles
>Porcelain for my back frame proceed to shit out the blend of chicken niggers and mud fug with these traces of pea nuts that left a mark like a serial killers sacred signature
>knew then that it was the culprit.
But I didnt listen i did not stay away I know now I uncovered secrets better left undisturbed. Truth s kept away from the public for ones one protection, yet here i was with a turd of truth in my hands... cont fagots? Anyone give a fuck
>>682360307
Heath bar is exceptional candy bar
>>682359596
Came here looking for this.
>>682360307
Best
>>682362540
mein neger
>>682360345
Are those just a bunch of peanuts glued together?
What a piece of shit.
>>682364858
Made my day fam
>>682364858
I don't know if it's the alcohol or if this literally makes no sense.
![Candy-Skor-Wrapper-Small[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jQ0WPZi.jpg "Candy-Skor-Wrapper-Small[1].jpg"){kind=small}
>>682360307
Skor.
>>682365230
noice
RICE CHOCOLATE MASTER RACE
> eating candy bars when you can drink the nectar of the god
>>682365177
you know you like the payday bar
Fuck candy bars
No love for these floaty bitches?
>>682359944
This.
Heath bars are tasty, but my preference is the Skor bar.
>>682360624
You won. Was waiting for someone to say it.
>>682365784
No fuck you
Trips demand
you are all a bunch of stupid fucking back woods rednecks. Master bar checking in
>>682364858
Lemme guess, you also made big cums in juniar high?
>>682365567
I salute you.
>>682365215
Garbage tier
>>682366087
Funny shape aside, what are they?
>>682357864
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>>682357864
No real debate. OP's choice is the correct one.
>>682366087
Are those Bananitas Dolca?
heath bar!! also pretzel m&ms and milkyway
>>682366469
Clearly you've never had a salted nut roll.
>>682362551
>>682365977
I'm gonna pretend this was spoiled so I don't get triggered.
>>682365567
>masterrace
nice choice m8
>>682366907
>masterrice
>>682357864
Skor
Nutter butter but you must peel layers
Twix
Reese peanubutter cups
>>682366697
That has nuts and is therefore gross. Actually, peanuts are ok - looks pretty tasty.
>>682357864
well, i'd pick reeses but that doesn't really count since it's not a bar.
So I agree with you OP, 100 Grand.
>>682358107
Those are damn good.
Still doesn't beat the 100 Grand.
![snickers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6jzDgQP.jpg "snickers[1].jpg"){kind=small}
Not best, but up there.
>inb4 triggered womyn
>>682365952
>>682365977
To far
![1428086466108[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sIthQqT.jpg "1428086466108[1].jpg")
>>682365567
cmon guy
Bounty bars, all the way.
>>682367728
Mysoginistic bar? I'm in.
>>682368004
You disgust me
>>682357920
i hate mars bars
>>682368171
Nah they changed it now. That was the first one that I saw and it brought back memories.
fucks sake, no one likes whatchamacallit?
anon, i am disappoint...
This is the only correct answer. Fuck you if you don't agree. Fuck civil.
>>682367998
>>682368452
i stand corrected, faith in humanity restored...
>>682368408
Subtle joke. Appreciated :^)
>>682368452
Except they were posted, faggot.
And they aren't even good to begin with.
>>682368289
I hope you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and have no milk faggot
>>682359751
what the fuck is this and where can i get it
>>682357864
Bow down Jews >>682360345
My niggers
>682359378
Get on mein level faggets
>>682368452
i like whatchamacallit
>>682368955
>>682364774
Britainistan, my friends
>>682368955
poo-in-loo town
This
>>682368779
Joke's on you, dry cereal is awesome.
>>682369077
want
literally the best thing ever
>>682357864
One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey
So he took his Miss Hershey behind the Powerhouse
On the corner of 5th Avenue and Clark
Where he there began to feel her Mounds
And that was an Almond Joy
Which definitely made his Tootsie Roll.
He let out a Snicker
As he slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit Kat
Which of course caused a Milky Way.
She screamed "Oh Henry"
As she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts and said
"You're better than the Three Musketeers".
>>682357864
>>682358107
>>682358497
>>682359378
>>682359596
>>682360307
>>682360345
> america
Get yourself and your fake ass chemical chocolate the FUCK out of here.
How you cunts even think that bitter, spoiled shit is palatable is beyond me, whats worse is you parade it around like it isn't a massive blob of shitty preservatives and sugar
>>682369387
Are you my ex wife?
>>682366462
I'd shove a candy bar up her pussy and make her eat it
Are you people forgetting butterfingers?
>>682369445
who the fuck cares if they're all shit for you?
>>682364774
Alien DNA strands
>>682368004
Kill your self
>>682369445
>>682369445
you're rude
>>682360588
I went to Korean hanjob massage parlour on Christmas last year and they gave me a box of these. Good times
>>682369445
And the inevitable faggot appears.
Not a candy bar but it is the best thing on earth
>>682368004
Paper towels?
>>682367998
>>682367998
that is a delicious snack. approved
>>682368004
Looks exactly like a mounds bar ripoff
>>682370049
Superior taste, anon.
Haven't seen these around in many years. Any oldfags remember this god-tier chocolate bar?
i changed my mind.
THIS is the best candy bar ever made and no one can say otherwise.
>>682370327
Go fuck yourself
>>682370049
Shut up, Travis.
>>682369445
Dude, you included a bar that has no chocolate, not once, but twice! You just want to hate, you don't really care about this shit with your ass-hatted fuckery.
>>682369416
underrated post
>>682359213
Consider suicide
>>682361297
>>682361297
fine choice
>>682370269
Remember the name. Probably had one at some point, don't remember anything else about them.
>>682370421
no u
you're just jealous you couldn't come up with it before me
>>682370327
Get that eurotrash outta here
>>682368455
this
OP's favorite candy
>>682370527
They have good novelty factor, but almost as disgusting as candy corn.
>>682360624
Mah nigga
These hippos give me an orgasm every time
>>682370577
>>682370577
i do. fine candy bar
>>682370643
pic related.
>>682370709
>>682368455
if they had dark chocolate like mounds, they'd be win
godtier
>>682370967
Sprechen Sie deutsch? GTFO of America's internet
>>682364552
There is a snickers rocky road. Pretty tasty
How has no one posted a Caramello?
>>682370967
kek
>>682366571
My nigga
>>682371361
good question, those fuckers are sexy.
they're like rolo's, but in candy bar form.
>>682370327
Change it to this one and we're talking.
>>682371099
>organic
fuck off you bandwagon trend following hipster trash
>>682357864
Mars>
>>682360936
>>682361076
That hive mind though.
>>682371005
nay
>>682371666
Satan prefers Lion-bars?!?!
>>682371361
because a mouthful of caramel is fucking disgusting
Not a candy bar, but damn wonderful.
>>682371918
I hate Mars Bars.
Gotta love these bitches, three musketeers are on same level but they been posted.
>>682357864
twix it has the cookie crunch
![MlIH58w[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/1c1xLgT.png "MlIH58w[2].png")
>>682372107
That's a good idea.
>>682368455
fucking this all the way
"sloth want baby wooof!"
>>682357864
snickas
>2016
>not eating $12 artisan chocolate bars
pathetic
Anyways rest of day have a quesion etched in my head. Decide to test my highpotenuse and have more of this delicious bar of goodness
>proceed to make my way to the circle k down the block
>follow the nigger bricked road till i found the yellow Mister of good.
>dont steal it because I am not like the cashier before me. Pay for it and back home i go.
>eat along the way back because i couldnt resist the temptation wrapped up in plastic and envelopped in even more plastic in the form of a bag
> let bag go to begin its journey. Its migration across the wind land and sea. Look back once more only to notice it glide head first into traffic
>horrifc collision as its swept under the wheels of a passing brown truck and its life long desire to see the world is destroyed in matter of seconds by fate
>bag bro flatten and soon forgotten for my attention to the treat that i held in my hands
>but alas only chocolatey remnants remained deep in the folds and flaps
>expertise in mulligans licker outter could not help me but i stuffed the wrapper in my pocket absent mindedly and rode back home
ALL THE WAY
>>682357864
des bad bitches
>>682370869
I mix candy corn with peanuts. Its pretty good, kind of like a PayDay.
>inb4 just eat a payday faggot
>>682358107
I've tried green tea pocky, it thought it was meh
>>682372647
or better yet
>>682370695
shut up amerifag
>>682371810
i've always wanted to try one of those kinds but i can't find it anywhere
> best candy on Earth and low in fat
>>682370527
how the actual fuck can anyone mistake that for a bar
you're on some drugs m8
>>682373056
are you trying to get killed?
Thanks to fam anan who liked a lurkers first green shit post. Eat a one for yourself fagoots open your fourth eye.
>back home do whatever i did at that age and proceed towards the end of the day when i felt it once again
>deep from within outwards it escaped grumbles that whispered the last requests of the dead spirirts around me
>demonic aroma followed and clung to the hair of my nostrils like pollen to a weed
>let it pass but it returns with a fury unknown to me best not to chance the next toot
>run to the seat i call my friend and proceed to unleash a torrent of semi solid all liquid quick and painful a whole change full of brown pennies
>twentydollarbills.future
>can not contain moans grunts and strains shit so hard content of my pockets fall out
>looking up staring me cold sweat running down those two mr.Goodbars
I knew then that they and no other reason was the one for my suffering. The joy they brought nothing more than a illusion of the present moment. For the future to come brought nothing but certain demise. Anus everywhere falling victim to these conduits of fecal conversion. I was now a victim.
>mfw I was raped by Mr.Shithard and liked it
>>682371169
>75% cocoa
i like to enjoy chocolate, you dumb faggot.
>>682360826
massively underrated
>>682372881
green tea pocky is one of the best things ever lol
but it's not a bar so doesn't matter
Faggots
>>682371169
>Haiti
kek
>>682373190
>Anus everywhere
God tier
>>682369607
I thought the same thing before, but I got some european chocolates for christmas the other year and that shit was better in every way.
the waxy, thin, excuse for chocolate in the north americas is disheartening once you see what you're missing out on.
>>682359213
Almond joys are great.>>682359214
>>682372647
Crunch bars are probably the worst candy bar in the US.
>>682373056
twizzlers are absolute shit.
it's like someone took vinyl scrap and somehow make it into something bland and barely edible.
don't mind me just posting this here
>>682373633
You apparently haven't gotten a "fresh" pack of Twizzlers.
>>682365177
>glued together?
20 keks
>>682369387
yes
>>682373244#
Dubs confirmed Mr. Brownbac op here saying thanks for enjoy my first green text m8
>>682360624
This tbh
>>682365784
This guy gets it
>>682373794
if you mean i haven't had them in over a decade because of their shittyness then yeah.
no murikan shit chocolate (milk chocolate is shit)
Is THIS candy?
>>682357864
>>682374055
every damn time.
when you want to treat yourself
>>682374220
>>682360307
heath is definitely a fav
>>682374113
that is some god-tier shit there.
>>682374251
nature's ultra candy.
why have chocolate when you can have bacon?
Let's get real here.
>>682374945
Forgot pic like a faggot.
>>682374005
don't even joke about that shit bro. carob tastes like death
>>682374889
Why have bacon when you can have pulled pork
>>682374889
Why not chocolate covered bacon
>>682362011
you called it right anon. its just that eh, overrated. as are all those goofy japanese kitkats. there is a brand new one, meaning new as in it was just announced in the news today, that is melon&cheese if you can believe it. im sure its worth a try, but none of these jap kitkats will be your go-to candy bar candy. the green tea ones are a particular fetish for western travelers to japanese airports. you can get them here and there in the states too lately if you look hard enough in the bigger cities.
>>682373056
>>682373179
>>682373633
Glad to see I'm not the only one who hates twizzlers. I hate licorice in general, anyway.
Dark chocolate bars, anyone?
70% cacao is just right
Dark chocolate, one of the few times hipsters DIDN'T fuck up
this is the fucking best
>>682364381
>>682359944
but where to find them?
>>682374889
That looks like some shit you'd throw a king on and set ablaze.
>>682375148
>chocolate, bacon, & salt
>healtthylivinghowto.com
kek
>>682374055
seen this about 30 times and still funny as shit
>>682375148
Those that deform bacon like such disgust me a considerable amount
pic related i've got the golden ticket
>>682360624
always my fav
>>682370327
Not a huge fan of toblerone, but it's miles better than any chocolate from the USA. Funny how most everyonefrom the country is in bitter denial of how garbage their chocolate is. I like a lot of American candy, but your chocolate is foul
>>682375243
>I hate licorice in general
Personally like actual black licorice, but twizzlers are horrible.
>>682375574
Straw poll vote for your favorite
http://www.strawpoll.me/10115820
>>682360826
Not made with real chocolate.
>>682376106
virus confirmed
Milky Way dark mufugga
>>682376239
Fucking newfag it's a strawpoll asshat.
>>682375677
You know, as someone from America, I think it might just be that americans are used to the chocolate in their country. I don't notice it being bad at all.
>>682360624
this is the only correct answer.
>>682376386
>fucking newfag doesn't get the joke.
>>682376106
you forgot toblerone faggot
>>682365952
MODS MODS MODS
Ghiradelli
Sea salt brownie is my favorite, that and the really dark ones.
>>682375677
>Funny how most everyonefrom the country is in bitter denial of how garbage their chocolate is.
People generally like what they grow up with and dislike people judging the things they like.
>>682376753
big dark salty balls?
>>682375838
Eh to each their own. I just don't find the flavor or the texture very appealing. It just makes me want gum instead
>>682365952
This man's fucking savage.
>>682365784
This man makes the last man look weak as fuck.
>>682376177
It used to be "made with chocolate," but now it's back to actual chocolate and can legally say "milk chocolate with peanuts." This apparently happened in 2014.
>>682376840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Wy4HQN0l4
I like Zero bars. I have no pics of them but it's this Belgian stuff that melts in your mouth yet feels somewhat cool. Best chocolate I ever had.
I have diabetes so when I eat candy my hands Shake
>>682377101
>>682377194
I'm sorry anon ;-;
>>682368455
Almont joy is pure ass
>>682376862
I understand the feels. Most people love tomatoes. Can't stand them raw, the taste and texture make me fucking sick. Nice cooked pureed sauce I'm completely fine with. Chunks tho, fuck that.
>>682376482
>>682376797
I get that, sorry if I was being a dickhead about it. Its just honestly lower quality than in say Europe or South America.
If anything I'm happy for y'all having that revelation ahead of you
>>682367998
They still make these? Whatchamacallits were the bomb.
>>682375298
Fam, I like you
>>682359751
yeah these are sound chap
>>682377678
Most people I know don't like tomatoes actually. I prefer them both raw and cooked into a sauce. I couldn't stand them raw when I was as kid though
>>682357864
debate, civil? have you ever been on /b/?!
>>682375243
Twizzlers are liquorice in the vaguest sense. Good black licquorice is GOAT, salty black liquorice even more so.
