Good evening Anonymous! How was your day?
Advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation found here.
>>682357177
just another boring cloudy day ;_;
>>682357305
Same. At least mine had a soundtrack, I guess.
Gotcha!
>>682357611
>politely and platonically waves at Marisa
>>682357305
Then make it interesting
>>682357177
was a nice day. A weird lady gave me some fresh eggs, i boiled them like crazy but the yellow stuff stayed soft...
What's that about?
they are really good though...
>>682358115
I don't know why that happened. Usually to soft-boil an egg (what you did) you have to leave it in for less time than usual.
Soft-boiled eggs are delicious though.Warm egg yolk has a consistency somwhere between melted cheese and butter that I love.
...I think I got emotional last time.
Naptimes just ended.
I've really got to do something today.
>>682358544
Happens to the best of us. Sorry for being rude, anyway.
>>682358606
Is there anything you ever wanted to pick up or learn but haven't? Good day to do that.
>>682358792
It's OK.
I've been feeling more emotional lately, anyhow. More human in general. Almost familiar with the concept of time...
>>682358299
You can tell that they are fresh, when they are sticking to the peel. Do you poke yours with a needle?
It is considered unnecessary cause some of them break anyways. That soft yolk is delicious! I think i boiled them for about 8 minutes.
Days haven't been great lately... But whatever, how're you?
>>682359140
Good thing if you ask me! I wonder if Reisen had anything to do with that.
>>682358606
Hello. You, your eagerness for battle, it reminds me of a certain person.
I think Dreiberg is dead now. I have no clue how that happened. Laurie, too. It must have happened years ago, but how could that much time have passed?
Even Adrian seems to be aging. And Rorschach, his journal...
>>682359045
Not really. I don't have many goals.
I could try to chug syrup, but I don't want to have to buy another bottle.
>>682359140
Just wait. On a ship, you can count the time between the enemy ship firing and the shell actually hitting the ship.
>>682359208
Why haven't they been great, anon?
>>682359202
I don't; what does the needle do?
Usually when I want to soft-boil on purpose, I only put water in the pan until the eggs are half-submerged, and then cover it and use the steam to cook them in 6 minutes.
I never knew that's what made eggs stick to the peel though. It's so disappointing when that happens, because I usually end up losing half the egg trying to get it open.
>>682359208
What's wrong, Anonymous? My life is pretty good right now, in my own opinion. Anyone else might tell you otherwise, I guess.
>>682359306
I'd say that's likely.
The idea of romance, and love...
I'm closer to feeling those things than I've been in a long time, and I don't know why, but it's still so far away from what I felt before.
...
How can one machine change a man so much? It almost angers me! But, Reisen, she does remind me of Janie...
The Doc is here. Hello again, Boat Guy.
>>682359654
It's a long story, and is very personal. Just found out something about when I was a child the other day and why I wasn't allowed to see my father after my parents divorced and it's been bringing up a lot of repressed memories... That's about as much as I care to get into it.
>>682359895
refer to above, I'm glad you're at least enjoying your life then. If others aren't happy, fuck 'em. It's your life.
>>682360155
Actually, the Doc is here!
*chuckles*
...
That was humor....
I have not laughed in years.
>>682359895
REIMU YOU JINXED ME.
Remember when you did my reading? how it said I was going to have good luck? I just got a strew of bad luck right after that. You think the fates are screwing with me?
ok fine jeez im here
>>682360382
I didn't really understand, but wow. At least I made someone laugh.
>>682360382
Now, how could I have forgotten to attach an image? My memory is essential flawless, since I reformed, November 12th, 1959.
>>682360469
Late.
>>682360585
No, wait, it was the 22nd.
Aghh, I'm feeling phyisical pain. I shouldn't be able to...
>>682360679
i had to run to the store damn it
>>682360585
Hello again good doctor. Seems you are starting to change. I am surprised myself. I regret not being able to stay myself when you popped by last time.
>>682360885
Man, you probably must know of a lot of things.
>>682360932
Shouldn't have done that
>>682361208
i didnt want to but i had to
>>682360885
Why would I remember this...
wgat isd halpeninhg/
>>682361482
this didnt work when adrian tried it
why would i remember it
help me
>>682359949
Oh my... who thought one or two encounters could change a man like that?
Well, Reisen's a good bunny. If anyone can make someone understand love again, it's her.
>>682360241
I'm sorry to hear it. Thanks for the kind words though, that's usually what I try to keep in mind.
>>682360406
Could be. You didn't by chance ask me for a fortune twice under different names, did you?
>>682360469
>>
>>682361428
Shit, he's turning into a newfag
>>682361428
Had to or chose to?
>>682361482
Get it together! Clear your mind from everything.
>>682361604
you fucking people
>>682361616
no u
>>682361758
had to
>>682361601
Oh, god.
>>682361604
No I haven't. First time. Although I would admit luck is very fickle with me.
>>682361758
*bump*
>>682359895
Some people believe that making holes in the eggshell will reduce the risk of egg fracture, but it doesn't.
After some time eggs tend to produce some hydrogen sulfide gas which will reduce shell stickiness.
>>682361851
you monster
>>682361982
Keep in mind that the fortune averages out for the the whole year, too. If the first half sucks, the last half might be amazing.
Am I dead?
>>682362194
Bubastis...!
>>682357177
well i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682357177
Die witch!
Deus Vult!
>>682362548
Aaaghh!!!
>>682362233
I just found it weird how right after you did my reading I started to get bad luck. Hopefully its only a short spurt.
>>682362548
Doctor.... are you ok?
>>682362777
...Janie?
>>682362970
...
Hello everyone. How are you?
>>682362678
Do you lead crusades against Chinese restaurants too?
>>682362948
I hope so too! It is strange, to be sure...
>>682363117
Pretty good, as usual. How about you?
>>682363079
...I think I'm coming back....
>>682363117
hello momiji. Nothing much other then doctor manhatten over here is having a reality crises and blowing up over and over again.
Fuck yeah
Fixed my Javelin/Spear. Today has been productive.
If trips, I'm sleeping.
~Bell
>>682363117
other than these smartasses telling me to look im pretty good
>>682363574
That doesn't look all that sturdy, you sure it wouldn't break on impact?
>>682361828
Unfortunate.
>>682362021
tfw you'll never get to bump her
>>682363574
It looks like you'd wanna throw it most of the time, but you could still use it to fight up close in a pinch.
I approve.
awoo
>>682363895
Such misfortune.
It is May 12th, 1959, when I’m introduced to Janey. She buys me a beer, the first time a woman has done this for me. As she passes me the cold, perspiring glass, our fingers touch.
It’s July, 1959, and I am in love. Her name is Janey Slater. She is a physicist like me. I am 30 years old. We were introduced by a good friend of mine from college, Wally Weaver.
That night, Janey and I make love for the first time. A month from now the accident awaits me.
I cross the room to the Intrinsic Field Center. I find my watch.
And...
I exit the chamber, safely, living the rest of my life, being as human as anyone else...
>>682363836
It's temporary. I already know it goes through wooden shields without breaking. I just need to secure the new fan blade with a pin and it's good to go.
>>682363992
Yeah, it's my new pilum until my new one arrives. It's too light for my liking.
>>682364293
Tasteful sideboob, quality
>>682364042
The worst.
>>682364239
...
So?
I guess that's what it means to be alive. I guess that is what time is...
...
There's no Janey. Not anymore. Was it Janie? She is gone now. There's no Doctor Manhattan, and there never was.
Just Osterman. And I think I'm happier this way...
>>682363349
I am good myself thank you.
>>682363541
Interesting, and I hope your doing well
>>682363595
Thats good.
>>682363574
That does sound productive Bell.
>>682364449
He he he....
I just had to stay without internet for a while, and then, my phone runs outta battery. I hope it was not you, Boat Guy!
>>682364722
Momiji, you have dubs again.
>>682364680
...
...
...fooled ya'.
>>682364239
>>682364680
>starts a slow clap
>>682364680
so... are you ok now? Do you need a drink from this lake?
>>682364722
I'm doing good. I hope your doing well also?
Uneventful birthday today, with people calling me "old"
I have a large assignment about poetry due tomorrow, writing, and studying one of the many who wrote it.
I barely did anything on it.
What do?
>>682365104
Damn it.
>>682364968
Again, I thank you anon.
I have a powerpoint due today by 11:59 pm, I'll have to wing it since I'm lazy.
>>682365104
>>682365163
>>682365285
Should've seen yourselves, all scared!
I'm here to stay. I may appear blue, but there's no reason to be sad...
Can't fatten the Manhattan, can you, silly bunch of lovely people!
>>682365316
Just call me Doc, since Boat Guy gave me that nickname.
>>682365104
Oh boy you sure had us fooled. That was a good joke for you I suppose.
>>682365254
How old are you?
>>682365425
Do it, you lazy fuck.
>>682365188
Yes, I am doing well. I am glad you are too.
>>682365552
No problem Doc.
>>682365425
I have an entire game and a 3d scene I need to get finished by 11pm tomorrow. Welcome to hell.
>>682365425
I did that last week actually. Turned out average
>>682365548
Rule 63 Cortana
>>682365635
I'm 23... am I old?
>>682365255
Do better next time. But really, you could slap it together by tomorrow if you tried hard enough. You might come out of it with a C, but C's get degrees as they say.
>>682365877
And AGAIN.
>>682365920
>23
Jesus man, you're being called old for that?
>>682365920
I-I'm older than you, so no. You're still a spring chicken for three or four more years.
Got raped in counter strike pugs and don't know how to get better lol
>>682366349
git gud. git lmaobox. oh who am i kidding it's a tf2 aimbot
I need to shine my sword though. I kinda like it how it is, though...
>>682365552
DOC!
How are ya!?
>>682366555
Chek'd
And a pretty obv. aimbot at that.
>>682366020
I am quite suprised myself.
>>682366646
I'm fine.
>>682365581
I'm flattered. As in, truly. I haven't felt that in decades...
I haven't pulled a prank in decades, I haven't loved in decades.
That somehow changed, and I don't know how this realm has the power to do that to me.
I'd like to thank you people. You've helped to change this blue man into an equally-literally-but-less-figuratively blue man.
...
I think I will attempt to rest. My favorite lunar rabbit does not seem to be present, and I have not slept in nearly 57 years...
>>682365920
>Rule 63
>Implying
>>682366110
The people I hang out with are douchecanoes
>>682366222
Excellent. Some people say I've always been a grumpy old man, which is getting harder and harder for me to disagree with...
>>682366555
I was ecstatic when Valve killed lmaobox afew days ago
>>682366655
yep.
>>682365896
Will you make it on time?
>>682366863
Many sniper mains and a guy with A FUCKING BURNING TEAM CAPTAIN GOT VAC'D.
We are coming for you
>>682367057
Nothing really much to come for.
>>682366707
I should give you a nickname. Dubs Dog, perhaps?
>>682366912
I'm very good at this.
>>682367152
ayy
>>682367267
Do your best!
>>682366862
Well see you later. Ya the moon rabbit is really nice. Hopefully I and she would be around next time you pop by.
>>682367028
Yeah, an insane amount of sniper mains got Vac'd, it was hilarious and kinda sad. It's shocking that people with such valuable backpacks would risk it by using stupid cheats
>>682365896
Shoo. Get to work
>>682366862
oh heavens
>>682367057
That's sweet, Anonymous, but I don't really have to hear about it.
>>682366863
It's the grumpy part that makes you seem older!
>>682367158
Even though that is kinda funny, Momiji is fine Doc.
>>682357177
My girlfriend of 8 months told me she has found feelings for another man but she says she still loves me and want to be with me. What do I do?
>>682367597
Yeah. I used lmaobox once, but stopped since I think Gun Mettle.
>>682367659
Fine...
>>682367597
Nice to see that Valve is doing something for once but honestly I only think they are doing it cause they are intimidated by over-watch
>>682367940
Nope, some idiot sent lmaobox's source code and they patched it out.
>>682367677
Tough to say. It happens even to the most pure of hearts sometimes, but it sounds like she chooses you.
I'd say you should get closer to her and try to help put it behind her, unless you've got other red flags to contend with.
>>682367886
If you want, you can call me that if I get dubs.
>>682367826
Speaking of TF2, I remember selling all the stuff I got in my time, when I quit.
Truly amazing how I managed to squander all that 120$ the following week.
>>682368153
Thanks bud, that really comforts me to hear that.
>>682368179
Okay. You didn't get this time.
>>682367482
It's what I'm doing. Tiring work though.
>>682367654
I'm only grumpy most of the time...
>>682367826
You stopped at a good time
>>682367940
They have alot to fear from overwatch, but yeah what this guy said: >>682368145
>>682368272
Sweet cash.
>>682368301
No problem! Best of luck with her!
>>682368441
I still play, though. I said that I stopped using lmaobox when Gun Mettle launched
>>682368489
Yup, and managed to squandered it all on A SINGULAR SKIN, and hoped to invest in it.
Needless to say, did not pay off at all.
>>682368145
Ha. Thats funny. Wonder what the hackers will try next.
>>682368674
...wew. just...wew.
>>682368710
You don't say.
>>682368441
>whispers
(So are old men.)
>>682368782
Down to at least 10-ish bucks now.
>>682368959
...I'm disappointed in you.
>>682369047
So am I.
>>682369133
You don't say.
>>682368664
Stopped using lmaobox at a good time, I mean
>>682368862
Goddamnit...quiet you
>>682369306
Oh, sorry then.
>>682369254
The puncher is that I was planning to use that money on Fallout 4. Until I became too greedy for my own good.
>>682369557
TRIPLE FACEPALM.
>>682369557
Greedy for what?
>>682369557
You'd be having so much more fun with Fallout that it's almost worth crying over.
>>682369646
ANOTHER kicker is that I'm to get a laptop to run said Fallout 4 on my date of birth.
(astronomical fail is astronomical)
>>682369839
Greedy for skins. And Don't Starve Together.
>>682369927
ANOTHER TRIPLE FACEPALM.
>>682370063
Oh hey, I have that game.
Man, how it felt good to let that out. (I guess)
>>682370690
never understood why people like feet. If anything feet in the face like that repulse me.
>>682370063
I can understand Dont Starve Together, But more skins?
>>682370951
Maybe they like it cause...
...
..
Yeah, I got nothing.
>>682370951
I take good care of my feet, Anonymous. They're not gross or anything. But, just like any other attraction, nobody understands it except the people who have it.
>>682371073
No, the thing IS the Don't Starve Together skins.
The cosmetic train from TF2 derailed into DST.
And it has no breaks.
>>682369557
That's super unfortunate.
>>682371798
Eh, more like Karma, since it was right around my spiral into greed.
Well, time to go feel empty for an hour or two.
;-;
>>682372037
Have fun with that.
>>682372037
>pats
>>682371349
Ah, thats different.... Nevertheless, its okay we all get overwhelmed with greed once or twice.
>>682372765
Well that's only slightly comforting.
Comforting nonetheless.
>>682371991
Bad karma is still unfortunate, I think.
>>682372957
I apologize, I am not great at comforting people, but I try my best!
Good talk, but still have to finish up a whole bunch of h-dubs.
So I'll just get to doing that.
>>682372129
I will.
Ya'll don't wanna hear me, you just wanna dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wga5A6R9BJg
>>682374016
>dances
>>682374016
Aw heck, this is a song thread now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e-pFuA4Vqk&index=4&list=PLPA6oKPVZ6BsyJxcPay2VmXurrSQSg_WD
>>682373891
How are you Bell?
>>682374806
I really don't know
>>682375006
What do you mean by that?
>>682374813
Hnn...
>>682357177
Does it all work out in the end?
>>682374774
Not bad!
>>682375247
The last couple of days I've just kinda felt empty and hollow. I'm sure I'll be fine...
>bursts in through the front door
I have come to kick ass and chew bubble gum!
>>682375723
Usually, what happens is that you come to realize the important stuff before it's too late, and then you reframe your perception. You don't know what it means yet for it to work out in your favor, because the you asking the question isn't the same person as you'll be when you get there.
You'll carve out a little world of happiness for yourself, don't worry.
>>682376118
>grabs Marisa to dance with her
>>682375971
I have been feeling that on and off a lot recently, dont dwell over it, do something you like to do. Basically, have fun. Be merry.
>>682376118
We are all out of gum.
>>682376690
Oh, look, more butts.
>>682357177
Sup. Woke up from a nap and now I'm probably not gonna get to sleep until 4 in the morning. Weeeeeeeeee.......
>>682375723
In the end? Nothing ever ends, Anon.
Nothing ever ends.
>>682377281
Welcome to the destroyed sleep schedules club!
>>682376729
I always try to shut it all out during the day and just get what is needed out of the way, but it all hits like a ton of bricks when I lay down and I'm alone with my thoughts.
>>682377535
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!! BECAUSE FUCK SLEEP IN ALL IT'S FORMS!!!!
>>682377289
Well, I only came back to say that. Goodbye again, and goodnight.
>>682377699
Even naps? Naps are covered in the charter; they're pretty nice.
>>682377699
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
>>682377775
Nothing ends except the night! Rest well~
>>682377618
I know how thats like. In fact I'm at peace with it now and dosn't bother me for now. If I really have to think about something I go off into my own world.
>>682377618
Dont shut it out, face it head on. I know that sounded cliché but its true.
>>682377699
Agreed.
>>682378146
saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kdm7zI64SU
>>682376654
>and dance we did~
>>682376729
So fluffy!
its 4 am and i don't know if i should sleep or not. advice?
>>682378579
go make pudding
Well im going to sleep again. I love the night but can't stay up past 12. See ya.
>>682378654
Not sure if they lost that much control.
>>682378579
How sleepy are you feeling, and when did you wake up?
>>682378571
Yay! Marisa danced with me!
>>682378579
Well, you know you SHOULD.
>>682378571
Its good to see you Marisa. How are you?
>>682378843
i woke up at like 6 pm and i don't feel that time
>>682379214
tired*
>>682379023
Good to see you too! And i'm doing pretty well.. kinda tired since i'm a witch from the swedish forest~
How is my fluffy friend herself doing?
>>682378876
anything for you my love~<3
I'm late again, hello everyone
as expected, the thread went 404 without a second one when I came back
hopefully tonight will be different, same circumstance, I will be back in about half an hour
-Sweet Roll
>>682379525
Shouldn't say things like that if you don't wanna be kissed.
>>682378876
i know i should but i don't really want to
>>682378194
I really wish I could, but I don't even know how to start or where to start.
>>682378146
Pretty painful, right?
But sometimes even my own world doesn't work.
It still looks like Momiji didn't get any dubs.
>>682379857
Hello again, Boat Guy.
Fuck I'm too late
>>682357177
Hey OP, this is "Desmond." May I have an updated general reading? Have a good night and week! Thank you!
>>682380036
But you're not too late to fuck!
>Ahaha!
>>682379525
I am glad you are doing well Marisa, I am doing well myself. Thank you for asking!
>>682379841
Well, it won't kill you to stay up, either.
>>682379668
Mm, around 100 posts, nobody came in anymore.
>>682380347
>>682380347
>>682380347
~Reimu