Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>avoid bans
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly: Try to have multiple replies in one post instead of 1 image for 1 reply. This helps slow down the threads. Use imageless replies with name attached if you need to make a quick one.
Thanks
Karen Claimed
Miho claimed
>Shizuru get!
>>682354294
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>>682354294
Mafuyu claimed
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>>682354099
I will take them all anyday! But I know there are more people here who love and care about you... some of them might not even talk to you.
>>682354294
kagami claimed!!!
>>682354015
n-no!!! i won't!!
>>682354015
Burger hot pockets
I'm gonna make a dough tomorrow
Then I'll cut some veggies really small and put it into the mincemeat. I'll then proceed to make burger patties with them and cook them. After they are cooked I will put cheese on it and put it into the dough and shove it into the oven like a jew.
Maybe I'm gonna make some pommes with them
Dio-sama...
>>682354177
Never made it passed 1.11 it just didn't do anything for me
>>682354503
y-yeah....but you get my longest and warmest hugs!!
>>682354656
Emi and Stocking are the cutest.
>The ERP Queen requests your best hand holding pictures.
>>682354249
That... Is a fair point.
Although I was here for a while before I became the Queen.
>>682354542
Don't be so scared~
I give great hugs.
>>682354724
Galko! Hi!
>>682354015
>>682354249
>standards
>fell
Probably after I joined to be honest.
Okay really going now.
Miho is the cutest one here.
>>682354710
>>682354439
cute feet, furry waifu friend
>>682354724
You mean Panty and Stocking.
Damn thunder storms.
>>682354834
>>682354877
You in Virginia?
>>682354887
>>682354546
No need to aim carefully if you have enough bullets. Laser eyes are restricted to where you can see, can't shoot backwards for example, and I'm not sure you can see while shooting. Hard to dodge? Damn right. Impossible? Nah
>>682354724
Nah, you are <3
>>682354948
Yes. Are you stalking me...
>>682354802
You may have missed this, Your Majesty. Or was there nothing to add?
>>682351837
>>682354242
No, no. Not at all. I believe that because of what I have seen.
>>682354816
>Probably after I joined to be honest.
I disagree, but so be it.
>>682354802
i've had better hugs....
>>682354802
Hey qt <3
>>682354861
I don't though.
>>682355025
<3
>don't forget
>I'm always here
>>682355025
im always here
Boo
>>682354294
best girl claimed!
>>682354015
registering!
how lewd is lewd >.<
>>682354656
you really should give it a shot. its quite good
Saya is love Saya is coffee
>>682355048
No I just live there, the same as you.
>>682355025
You have to understand that it's easier to follow someone with your eyes than to run around someone, althought I suppose you're right about not seeing things.
But there's still freezing someone's entire body in less than 2 seconds simply by keeping contact with them, it's kind of OP to be honest.
Christ these are going fast. Two threads were made and image capped before I went to the bank and back.
>>682354242
i hear the beib....blegh lol, it's whatever lol, at least it's not sung by him, it sounds like someone different
i have so many more homu~
>sorry i missed your post!!
Rikka Claimed.
So bad news I cant get a drumset. Woo.
Guess Im just gonna get that bass guitar
claimed!
>>682355437
yeah tried to do it in the op but some people don't want to
nothing to do I guess
>>682355492
>>682355503
wut
>>682355130
Don't be mean to Stocking...
>she gives the best hugs
>>682355221
2spook
>>682355492
>>682355503
Nice.
Best Mage claimed
>>682354724
>not Mugi
>tfw
>>682354816
Pretty sure you were here before me.
>>682354861
Panty isn't very cute..
>>682355121
Apologies, I appear to have missed it.
I'm not at my best today.
I can only make it work with your help. With everyone's help!
If you could, it'd be helpful if you could get recruits onto telegram too. Of course, that may be out of the question though, that's not an order, more of an optional request.
As for froggy, she's very eager. I think she'll be good.
>>682355130
If you'd stop struggling it'd be better!
>>682355165
I'm glad you didn't leave.
>even though you never did :^)
>>682355324
That depends on how lewd you're willing to go~
>>682354675
Really? I feel... special. Your hugs really are the warmest i've had but I didn't know you were only giving those for me.
>>682355121
The sweetest things aren't shown in public, I don't think anything could top what i've seen but if it did for you im glad.
>>682355454
Aha glad the beib wasn't a turn off for you, I really like how he turned something that makes me want to puke into something incredibly relaxing.
>i have so many more homu~
I hope I can return some of those reasons, no matter how long it takes.
>>682355492
hey bass is fun! do you already know how to play or are you learning?
>>682355380
Ah what city?
>>682355749
Yes, about 2 months or so.
>>682355165
>I'm always here
Awww <3<3<3
>>682355385
Freezing might be a little too OP, doesn't seem to have limitations
>>682355749
well I'm registered how do i find you?
>>682355723
Mugi is also the cutest.
I feel bad now...
>>682355749
I would never leave.
>I have no clue what you mean
>>682355503
Well hello other Rikka, wassup man?
>>682355802
Just started learning the other day, yeah its fun but I just wanted to be the drum master!
>>682355749
mfw stocking ignores my recipe >>682354563
I even put a lewd in there...
>why live if stocking doesn't notice you?
>>682355324
One day, is it all wrapped up of is there more to the volume.
sachi claim
Boy. Thread slowed down quite a lot.
>Shizuru
>>682356122
>Rattle
>>682355749
Can Guess I can agree with you. Need to get to watching panty and stocking. Just first need to finish Seikon No Qwaser 2 when I get the free time.
Well I'm going to leave now.
And remember, Galko is trash.
>>682355807
Great Falls
>>682355788
of course!! my warmest always go to you....
it is relaxing...it's like riding around with friends!!
>I hope I can return some of those reasons, no matter how long it takes.
you already do.....you're such a great person, and you're adorable....you can't get better than that in my book!!
>>682356032
No shit I have that pillow.... only Asuka one I could find lol
>>682356217
Dio you have my respect but pic related about Galky. Take care though
>>682356063
thats awesome! now are you learning by learning songs or by learned keys and scales?
>>682355165
Galko this is it, I am going to do whatever it takes to make sure you love me always and forever.
>>682356096
i notice you
>>682356045
Don't feel bad
After being in drop c for so long standard tuning sounds TOO "unheavy"
>>682356310
Ok. VB here
>>682355749
>she's very eager. I think she'll be good
Perhaps. But she's also sensitive. I wouldn't normally count that against someone, but I'm not sure if she'll be able to keep it up against protest.
>>682355788
>The sweetest things aren't shown in public
I would agree with this. I certainly hold my tongue when more treasured individuals are around.
>>682356100
there is one more left but it is not a reboot. it is a complete retellingwith different circumstances and holy shit is it amazing
>>682356474
Yuuko!
>hugs
How was your day sweetheart?
>>682356509
time to go for that drop b tuning, it's the only way mugi
>rest in pepperoni guitar strings
kagami
>>682356474
you didn't get banned?
>>682356217
kys
>>682356023
>unless I hit my data limit
>which happened today
Love you <3
>>682356465
I already do. <3
>>682356509
Okay...
>>682356460
I started learning by song, I learned the begging to seven nation army I really wanna learn only in dreams
>>682356323
>you can't get better than that in my book!!
I was trying to stop myself from posting unironic hearts here again but this is too much... <3
But what makes yous say that? I have tons of negative qualities, sure most of them you don't get to see in the thread, but im lazy, overdramatic, kinda asocial and on top of that im always saying im a terrible person, which I believe ends up being annoying...
>>682356752
no i was messy with people and just deleted my post.
>>682356664
>hugs
Just fine, short and easy.
You've been here long. Must be having a fun time.
>>682355860
That means.. :c
>>682356032
What's your @username?
>>682356045
Hehe~
So cute!
>>682356096
I'm so sorry! I didn't notice!
One free session for you~
That sounds so delicious! I'm totally stealing your idea~
>>682356122
Sachi is a cute. A cute pervert heh~
>>682356186
You definitely should. Very good anime.
>>682356474
Yuuko!
I've been needing some lunch money!
>>682356614
Hmm. Possibly.
I think we'll need to train her a little.
>>682356343
The serial number on that rifle is conspicuous in it's absence.
>Nice airsoft gun faggit
>>682354439
>>682354849
>>682356632
I'll wait till I can get it free, I still have the original box set then the over box set with Death and Rebirth/ The End of Evangelion.... god the ending
>>682357029
I thought as much.
>>682357071
Oh no, your in the clear. Don't you worry your pretty little head about it.
>>682356673
>drop b
Pffft. Drop A. We must go deeper.
>>682356783
want a cake?
>>682357029
You sly dog you
>>682356994
Best Azumanga character
>>682356614
>I certainly hold my tongue when more treasured individuals are around.
Makes me wonder in what aspects do you hold it. Do you tone down insults to others or just stop yourself from saying the sweet things the treasured individuals deserve to hear?
>>682357029
Well played, I should have done it too.
>>682357265
>your
Oh boy.
>>682356891
it is really tempting to only learn songs instead of learning theory but knowing theory will make you stand out and able to do things on the fly. that doesn't mean dont learn songs that means also learn the theory behind how songs work and how to play your scales and modes.
also learn lots of Coheed and Cambria. especially their most recent couple of albums Zach is a monster.
>>682356343
jelly of that pillow tbh
>>682357126
I see your not on /k/ much
>>682357029
Kinda, yeah.. And bored, that's why I'm here for such a long time.
You've been lurking?
>>682357071
>one free session
>Mission accomplished.gif
Yeah, it does sound delicious. Can't believe I got the idea from two different cooking shows.
One made burgers and put cheese and some veggies inside the patty.
The other one was epic meal time doing a burger pocket lasagna stuffed in a pig and I thought... yeah, I'm just gonna do the burger hot pockets and make patties that way.
Go for it, make it~
>>682356783
No problem qt, I'll wait for you!
>Love you too <3
I'm gonna take a shower, I'll be back.
>Emi, Stocking, Mugi, and Tsuyu are the cutest
>I fixed it
>>682357477
Post magazine
>>682357514
My fucking BOY lets GO
>>682357071
Queen Asuka!
claimed
the best
>>682357472
Had a lot of guy crack jokes on me back on my 3rd tour, still have her to this day
>>682356929
it's never annoying homu...it kinda hurts when you say that....i think you're awesome, and fun to talk too, im prolly lazier anyways, and more asocial lol, out of all your negative though....your positives outweigh them
>unironic hearts for unironicness <3
>>682357071
I-i-i'm so s-sorry...i already bought lunch...this cup is all i could afford...
>>682357265
smart fellow
>>682357484
no but i might now depending on stocking's RP ability. I just got back.
>>682357534
ruri
>>682357472
Alright I will get on it. My best friend plays so maybe he can tell me the basics of it. I would like to be good at it one day.
>>682357257
you can stream it pretty easily in both languages with subtitles. i really reccomend it it is fantastic
>>682354294
>avoid bans
''Yeah, I'm claiming Alice..
..Actually, I'll post CP instead.''
>>682357477
too lazy this is all you'll get. Don't like it then you can fuck off
>>682356783
>blows a kiss
QOTT: whats your favorite burger joint?
Whatabugers and fudruckers
>>682356181
>more rattles
>>682357071
indeed she is
>>682357749
more like the worst
>>682357265
Phew.. Thanks~
>>682357484
Heh, come find me qt~
I expect to see pics when you make it! It's pretty genius.
>>682357534
Ruri<3
>>682357733
There's only one in this thread~
>>682357805
I can't believe you.. You knew I needed that!
Do you understand what you've done?
>>682357836
the biggest advice i can give you is practice every single god damn day. like i practice music legitimately lik 5-6 hours a day and it really makes me stand out from my peers in the music world
>>682357998
As of Saturday, Stoner Burger. I had the mocha mookah. Coffee-crusted patty with a fried egg, chocolate covered bacon, and kapn krunch mayo.
>>682357998
I actually don't like burgers.
Oh well.
>>682357998
In N Out da best!
>>682357749
Sorry but it took way too long for the ship to sail in Shana
>>682357998
Wendys
>>682357998
Goodys.
>>682357998
>>682357071
>I think we'll need to train her a little
I would certainly say so~
Good luck with that.
Training the recruits is not among my directives.
>>682357417
>Do you tone down insults to others or just stop yourself from saying the sweet things the treasured individuals deserve to hear?
A little bit of both. I'd rather not divide my attention, so the insults are toned down - all of my comments for others are. The sentiments that they deserve to hear are suppressed until we're in private.
>>682357534
Ruri. Are you still in need of help?
>>682358196
If you don't order Dave's hot and juicy double, you're dead to me.
>renge
>>682357998
carl's jr or whataburger
>have you noticed whataburger is kinda getting worse nowadays??
>>682357805
>Give her lunch money
I can give it back to you Yuuko, no worries~
>>682358058
I'll make some, no worries.
>Always proud if shit's working out the way I want to.
Tomorrow I just have to get some dough recipe mwahaha!
>>682357998
>>682357998
>What-A-Burger
MY NIGGA
>>682358261
I always order the number 3
>>682358259
>training the recruits is not among my directives
>Ruri, are you still in need of help?
>>682358108
Damn what do you play my eyepatch friend?
>>682358058
Asuka os the the Queen of Tsun
>>682358058
N-noo...i'm sorry.....plz no...
>>682358279
No, you'll only make it worse...it can't ever get better.....
>>682358312
>>682358259
Ah, Mikan.
You were there last night when 'that' happened.
I wouldn't want to disappoint
>her
By doing this while she was not present.
>You even got included in the picture.
TORPEDOES STARBOARD!
>>682358580
There's always an exception. Ruri is it.
>>682357791
>it kinda hurts when you say that
If it hurts then it is a REALLY bad quality from me... but im glad you think my positive ones outweight those.
>im prolly lazier anyways
Considering that you can go for so long posting here instead of preparing your food... im afraid we have to agree... but we can have some contests to see who is the laziest...
>oh and since im not working currently I deserve a ton of extra points
Late to the game dinner claim, coming at you with the tiniest alan that could~
![[MK-Pn8] Akame ga Kill! - 12 [BD 1080p][Hi10][Dual][7984D1AB].mkv_snapshot_10.40_[2015.12.12_03.07.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1ZGlzDL.jpg "[MK-Pn8] Akame ga Kill! - 12 [BD 1080p][Hi10][Dual][7984D1AB].mkv_snapshot_10.40_[2015.12.12_03.07.16].jpg")
>>682358677
It's not rape if I'm enjoying it
>>682358769
>>682358772
Disregard me then.
>>682358871
Right after I took it down. I'm sorry
>>682358154
yha i know way to long but was still one of my favorite shows
>>682358767
I need to play WoWs again
>>682358852
Then it's consent.
>>682358639
Sshhh, she doesn't have to know. Just try not to run into her when I give you money!
>>682358028
>That pic
I'd.. Like in on this..
>>682358259
Not so much training them. More getting them to me.
But yes, she will be trained to cope. We want only the highest quality~
>>682358279
Good! You should be very proud!
>>682358637
Heh, I'd give that to Noire.
>>682358639
It's too late to apologise.
You'd better go find some money, or I'll make you eat some of mine again!
>>682358852
>>682358825
Hi Barry or Aizawa or whatever
>>682358617
>OEWW!
Primary instrument:Voice
Secondary instruments: Piano, Guitar, Bass, Drums, and Trombone
Tertiary instruments: Trumpet, Tuba, Baritone/Euphonium, Marimba/xylophone, organ, and some string instruments.
I really really really love music
>>682358805
no! no! it hurts because i know you're a great person, and i want you to know!!! you talk down on yourself a lot....and i wanna drill it in your head lol, you're awesome!!!
y-yeah....i have that goin on lol, and the military isn't really....work....they make sure we don't have room to fail....i would like to see what that contest looks like lol
![[MK-Pn8] Akame ga Kill! - 12 [BD 1080p][Hi10][Dual][7984D1AB].mkv_snapshot_02.35_[2015.12.12_03.01.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kVYuJjh.jpg "[MK-Pn8] Akame ga Kill! - 12 [BD 1080p][Hi10][Dual][7984D1AB].mkv_snapshot_02.35_[2015.12.12_03.01.51].jpg")
>>682359029
We can go with that
>>682359094
That's not very nice
>>682359065
If not her it will just be another....
>>682359070
i-i-i-..hu..i can't..i'm worthless to everyone...
>>682359161
Holy crap I can tell, thats fucking awesome though, I wish I had that talent
>>682359070
Thanks~ Cooking can be so much fun. I'll just turn on some music tomorrow and do the dough!
>>682359439
I'm sure she will stop one day <3
Anway, I'll be going to bed now. Good night everyone
>>682359439
>i'm worthless to everyone
No.
>>682358755
Oh?
I understand. Truth be told, I'm not sure if I'll be around when
>she
Is. Try experimenting if you find yourself stuck, and remember that this is not the only place where you can reach me.
>>682359070
>More getting them to me.
As I thought, but I needed to be thorough.
>>682359141
That was Shizuru by the way. Rather forgot to sign the bottom.
>Because it isn't obvious at this point
>>682358028
>RATTLE
>>682359565
the only thing holding you back is practice. the only reason why i can play all of these instruments is because i practice my cute little ass off every single day. a sign on my teachers door puts it best: choose excellence, a little more effort, a lot more fun!
>>682358116
Never heard of it till now
>>682358137
That's cool dude. Don't worry you gave me a qt
>>682358153
West coast nigga detected
>>682358196
Frosty and fries bro
>>682358230
Never heard of it too
>>682358270
In a way yes :(
>>682358463
Fuck yes nigga. Number 13 everytime with white gravy
>>682359070
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>>682359897
>rattle rattle rattle
>>682359352
>and i wanna drill it in your head lol, you're awesome!!!
As much as I love reading that and knowing that refusing to admit so will make you type it again and again... I guess my best option is to accept that I am a person! <3
>the military isn't really....work....they make sure we don't have room to fail
That sounds like REALLY tiresome work.
>i would like to see what that contest looks like lol
Idk... maybe we just say some of our lazy habits and rate each other.
>>682360028
Youre teachers sign sounds cheesy but cute and inspirational, I will practice for myself and one day I can show you how great I can get
>>682360106
Ayyyyy Double Double for life
>>682359581
Goodnight....they all leave....
>>682359633
people will run all over me as they please...
i-i deserve it...
>>682360106
I want a frosty now cause its so hot out.
>>682359439
You're not worthless to me...
Unless you have no cash!
>>682359581
Yes! Cooking is so satisfying too.
>>682359845
Understood. It would be much appreciated.
>>682360131
I may be having lustful thoughts..
Let's just all try to have fun!
>>682360131
>Slutty maid rattle
What're you up to Sachii, anything interesting?
>>682360375
thats awesome! what is your favorite genre?
>>682360394
>i-i deserve it...
Bullshit. You don't deserve it, and I'm not gonna let them do it.
They better not try anything against you from now on
>Emi
>>682360375
Number 13 brah
>>682360454
Chocolate ftw
>>682360580
Nah
>shinoa bro
>>682359141
>>682359897
Heyo! and I knew it was you~
>Aizawa
>>682354439
You are BEAUTIFUL
