roll dubs and you text her "will you be my girlfriend?"
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roll dubs and you text her "will you be my girlfriend?" with no other context
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>>682353582
who is her
>>682353790
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>682354199
ruh roh
>>682354644
kek
Good thing I didn't get dubs
>>682354644
well shit. I don't have a 'her'
>>682354199
>>682354644
I'll get the same answer as before: I would if you lived closer
I'll roll
>>682353582
roll, like if that will even work
>>682353582
by her, you mean most recently texted female? or female you have your eye on?
>>682354933
god dammit stop
>>682355066
Oh fuck
Singles and I'll do it.
>>682355078
Anyone, why do you type like you have many options
okay
>>682355188
Haha faggot
Roland
>>682355272
Again
>>682355272
Last time
>>682355188
DO It faggot!!
>>682355272
>>682355297
>>682355329
You clearly want to do it anyway so just fucking do it you faggot
Since I'm a faggot, I'm rolling and will refuse to deliver even if I get dubs.
Role
check em
Yolo, OP
>>682354199
>>682354644
>>682354933
You faggots are cursed
winrer
Holy shit
winRAR
Easy Dubs
too bad I only get singles
>>682355811
>>682353582
bro i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682355271
There isn't a her, I wish there was though. I would do it if I had one.
>>682355811
kek
I don't have a "her"
>>682355811
Winrar
>>682355811
Check em
Rolling for puss
Plz no
bad idea
>>682356155
fuck
More like "Let's go eat, I want to tell you something"
Fuck it I'll roll
>>682356366
str8 to the point you cuck
>>682353582
hey hey hey
>>682355132
do it faggot
>>682356596
also PHEW
Rolling for trips
Rollin, cuz even if I roll dubs, I'll just send to a chick I never talk to or see anyway.
Phew, survived another day anons
>>682356797
Oh well, I might do it anyways, let's see what this weeaboo girl that doesn't even know who I am will say.
One sec
She has a boyfriend though....so if I ask I'm fucked, if I don't I'm still fucked for not going after her. Either way I'm fucked
rollin
>>682357711
well son of a bitch
69 presses send
la
rawlings
roll for cringe oc
Rawlin
>>682358030
Do it pussy you don't need 69
>>682358030
Do it faggot
>>682358030
send
>>682358030
fuck off
>>682358030
you won't send it anyway, pussy
>>682353582
"Will you be my main bitch ?"
>>682358611
oooooooooOOOOOOOHHHH
>>682358030
dooo ittt
>>682358771
Damn almost trips
>>682358030
inb4 no 69
>>682354229
I'll slap u in the gabber u fucking twat
There is no "her" for me. I'm just hitting and quitting girls rn.
>>682358030
faggot
Will you be my girlfriend?
Fuck it. Roll
"Can I practice fucking you while I look for a serious girlfriend?"
>>682353582
roller-rink
Rollerino
Cmon guys she's right there
Rolleroni
Roll checkum
Fine, dubs sends
Dubs checkum
fuck you
Rollerono
CHECK THESE FUCKING DUBS
Check these repeated numbers.
Treat me like a prison about to be shot by a firing squad. Give me a blindfold and a cigarette then blow the hell out of me.
>>682359579
Rollerino
>>682359072
Fuck it reroll
>>682359579
>Knowing it comes out of my ass doesnt make it gross
Who the fuck are you talking to?
>>682359579
roooll
>>682359579
Dubs for an hero
>>682360121
still?
>>682360222
Fuck it trips then
>>682360234
ffs
>>682360222
Winrar
>>682360222
oh shit
>>682359579
rolllllllll
>>682360222
Good job
FUCK IT.. roll
>>682360592
That's not what I told you to fucking do. I don't care about your cringe relationship
Good job tho
>>682360592
Post results
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Singles or death
>>682360733
fml fine I'll post in a sec when she replies
>>682353582
>over text message
>not even a phone call
>0% chance of success
Rollin.
>>682360733
She's busy a lot so she takes a while to respond sometimes
>>682360851
Everyone call this guy a faggot
>>682353582
Roll
I never get dubs anyway..
ROLLING.
>>682358030
Time to press send, faggot
>>682361010
Shit man I hope it works out for you
>>682360851
you're a homosexual
FUCK.
MURDER MY VAGINA.
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A LUNCHBOX
rolling
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
let's fucking do this shit.
>>682360881
>>682361010
see the above for advice
>>682361251
Thanks man, not sure how this will work out, haven't even known her for a year
>>682361010
Good luck bro post results ASAP
I never get dubs sooo
>>682361733
Make a new thread if this one dies pls I really want to see this
Also, checked.
>>682357117
Yeah, she ain't replying, she'll probably reply at like 4am or never. I'm going with the latter lmao
>>682358030
do it.
>>682361733
She is not interested man
She relplied instantly on the rest.
Abort ABORT
>>682361411
>>682361010
same cuck you fuck.
already in a relationship, so who gives a fuck anyways
>>682361733
I knew my gf for only 6 months before i asked her out over text. Weve been together for 2 years now. I think youve got this man
>>682362234
she's a keeper
>>682362350
KEK
>>682361733
Upload the cat vidya nao
>>682361733
you have to keep frantically responding, that's sure to win her over.
>>682353582
rolling
He said yes!!!
>>682353582
fuck it
i need an excuse to ask out someone anyway
>>682362013
I guess I will if this thread dies before she can respond
Keep this thread alive /b/ros
>>682362234
Solid answer.
>>682362964
Alright anon, bump
>>682362964
Get lewd newdz
>>682362649
rolling
>>682362964
Upload the fucking cat vidya nigger
Rollin dis shiet
>>682362964
rolling for a please respond
rollerino
rolling gaben plz b nice
Let's see
>>682362964
>>682363401
Yeah do that while we wait for an answer
>>682363243
rolling again
Rawl
>>682362964
I'm so nervous for you
She has me blocked because I asked her this. I'll never talk to her again. I don't even know her address anymore. She's gone forever.
>>682363401
>>682363782
Shit nigga, it won't let me
roll^
>>682364051
Convert to webm
lets go
>>682364051
Here's me making pasta instead, you can see the pic from it in the first screencap, is my oc good?
>>682364051
the anticipation is killing me.
role
>>682364352
Sorry, I the thing said it was sending but I guess I can't send that vid either.
How to convert to webm on mobile?
>>682364051
Fuck man I was hyped for the cat
>>682364570
It's just a fucking cat video it's not worth all this effort dude
>>682363826
rolling once more
Roll, fuck it
please for the love of god kill me
>>682364726
User was banned for this post
Fuck it lets roll
>>682364758
rollin...
>>682361733
nah she responded instantly to the rest mate you don goofed
A ROLL TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR
reroll
>>682358030
ROL
>>682364938
just send it if you are this desperate
Well you be my girfren
And one last roll before I can breathe easy.
>>682355881
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>682364726
Yeah but may as well do something while waiting, she still hasn't responded, I'm scared to the dick
>>682364967
The little check with the D on it means delivered, if it was an R the that would mean Read. She hasn't even looked at it yet, feggit
>>682362234
i like her
>>682364967
He's right you know
r0ll1ng
>>682362234
Lost!
>>682365196
Does it show a preview of the message on her lock screen or something like that? She might have seen it there or something bro
>>682365151
maybe i will if i get dubs.
>>682362964
Am I the only one cringing?
rolling but i got nobody to txt it to...............
>>68235555
Break her
>>682365196
Still on delivered. She's purposely not opening it. I'm sorry, anon. I know from experience.
>>682365520
Probably, faggot
>>682365196
You poor soul
>>682365504
That could be a possibility, I have no idea
>>682365510
You will never have as beautifull dubs as me
>>682353582
fuck it, my whole life has been one big gambling spree.
lets go
dubserino
>>682365633
Oh, you motherfucker
>>682365196
She's thinking of a good lie, so at least she's gonna be nice about turning you down
Rollorino
>>682365732
I'm pretty sure it just comes up with "new message from anon"
>>682365866
>>682365732
lmao ur boned kiddo
She def saw the notification for it & is purposely not responding
>>682365738
do we have to chose one girl if we get dubs?
>>682365732
Well, looks like we're both in this together now anyway so good luck, I'll find someone on my friendslist to ask or something
>>682365963
or captain McGayFace over here is gonna do what?
Dats gay
>>682362736
>>682365732
I hope she says something positive bro
like, "we gotta go on a date first"
Keep your hopes up
>>682366008
Nah fam, I sent "¿" hella fast
>>682366123
Godspeed anon
roll
>>682353582
please no dubs
>>682366317
;-;7
>>682366287
Look every one it's the white knight upon his trusty steed "new fag"
>>682366317
Charge your damn phone
>>682366141
>>682366176
I don't even give a fuck at this point. Let's roll!
welp rolling again
>>682366662
Quads
rolololololololololololl
Someone gunget an hero mood today
>>682366598
Faggot, if you keep rolling, you obviously wanna do it, fucking make a move.
>>682366479
Dude thanks man I try to be positive and give good vibes
if that makes me some kind of white knight I'm all for it
like, I rescue people and shit, that's dope
rollypollyroll
>>682366733
New fag alert
>>682366733
Double dubs
>>682366774
I'm an hero mood everyday, anon
>>682366317
Aww you poor guy.
She already saw it from the preview, i do this all the time.
She is thinking in a excuse like some other anon said, sowy 4 u.
>>682354229
Original, you fucking child.
>>682366598
just do it faggot
>>682366509
Holy fuck I didn't even notice
>>682366904
Pfft, doubt it
>>682366559
SHIT
rolls
>>682366888
FUCKING CHECKED
>>682353582
Ro-ro-ro-rolling
>>682366733
The newfaggiest of the faggy newfags
never said trips
>>682366848
Ya don't really get /b/ do ya new fag
>>682366848
>I rescue people and shit
let's not go to far now
rawl
>>682366538
CaptainMcGayFace
good luck anon
>>682366977
make your own new one
lol this is fun
If dubs ill ask it to my best girl friend, we know each other since we were kids and ive always had a crush on her
dubby roll
>>682366977
While we wait, tell us what's up with "Your ass is grass"?
>>682367200
do it fag
>>682367172
>>682367200
JESUS FUCK
>>682367306
She's gonna mow it
>>682367172
>>682367200
checkd
>>682367223
>lol this is fun
careful there, your new fagg is showing
>>682367172
Oh shit you were right
I'm heartbroken /b/ :(
>>682367172
Thanks, doubles guy!
>>682367478
You're
Before you get to call me newfag at least learn to spell, retard
I don't speak human, but I'll post results in spanish if dubs
>>682367455
ohmygerd dubs :D
roooooooooooool
