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Alright /b/ show me what the hell you faggots stick up[ your butts.
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>>682317824
nothing because I'm not a faggot
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>>682318349
Shame, Feels good man.
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because im homestuck trash
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>>682318487
don't those suckers feel kinda funky? always wondered about that...
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Im sure its nice if youre into that
I really dont see the point doing it alone either, not having someone you love enjoying it as much as you
I guess i feel that way about anything now though
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>>682317824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_oJAAXSJCc
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>>682318717
as long as you dont get them super firm (if i remember right mines a medium) the textures actually pretty nice. it stretches me out pretty easily too
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>>682318848
nah fuck that, guys are too clingy and women are fucking crazy, I'll stick to my tactical dragon dildo bayonets and random fuckable things.
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>>682319149
Making love is different, it's special. It must be intense in combination of advanced faggotry
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My toys, pop can for scale.
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>>682319421
It's true, but, I'm not bending over backwards to make someone happy just so i can fuck 'em. Besides last time i actually fell for someone was nearly ten years ago in high school... Making love is a bit difficult when you don't easily get attached to people.
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Wow this thread is dead.
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>>682319779
got a nice bit of variety in those, double dong looks like itdd be the most fun.
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>>682320279
Amazon actually sent me two of the doubles when I ordered it, so I cut one in half to make the other purple dildo there.


I can only take half of it, so I just use the halves instead.

Little blue one is the most fun though, vibrators rock!
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Still need to get me one of these...
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>>682319779
I've got the blue one too. Little too rigid for my tastes.
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>>682320713
Yeah I definitely agree with that, if they had made the outer shell of it thicker and with a softer rubber that toy would be 10x better.
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>>682319908
It changes when there's that one, that you simply need
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>>682320872
Sadly most vibrators do nothing for me... though its probably due to being a minor size queen...
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amateurs
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Why not just walk into a television and let the things from dragon tales do this?
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>>682317824
Took pic-related today. 9cm in diameter

To be honest, I don't think that I could fit all my toys in one picture
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>>682317824
damn i so want one of those, if they weren't so expensive, i wasn't such a jew with my money, and i wasn't so paranoid about someone finding it, i would so get one...
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>>682320583
i recently ordered an XL for my bday. had a medium for a year or so now already
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>>682317824
I stick actual penises up butt because unlike you I am not a total FAGGOT
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>>682321615
The XL is probably a bit too much for me on the flared, the large though seems like it could be fun. Getting a roland in the mail tomorrow, rather excited.
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>>682321615
It must be a amazing feeling when the head goes in.
It's sad that it's so expensive to buy Dragon Dildos here in Sweden. Only shipping and taxes will be over $100
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>>682321770
>>682321122
>>682321018
>>682321189
Kek
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i´m done with the "analog" stuff if you can get your hand on this fucker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4goau_dBcbE
you will never go back

also the duke (pic related) is just great to warm up
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>>682321810
mines an unflared. no way i could take a flared. funnily enough mine is due tomorrow too

still uneasy about how much the cunt is gonna cost me for import tax. it already cost me £183 before that
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felt like it fight me
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>>682321064
Get a hitachi!
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>>682321934
Whuff, that's a bit steep... next time im in sweeden ill just bring you one, Varka apparently gave me my order for free... love that guy.
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>>682317824
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Feels pretty great
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>>682322096
That's so sweet of you!
I have a package on the way with some new toys. I must be one of MisterBs best customers, ordered goods for over $600 in 2 weeks.
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>>682319779
where can i find a horn/tusk buttplug?
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>>682322570
It's a vibrator blind fool
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>>682322461
That's a pretty one, also love that model, those ridges are heavenly.
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>>682317824
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>>682322570
I have no idea man. The thing that looks like a tusk is a knock-off miniature magic wand vibrator.
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>>682321189
warm it up and it just feels so real
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>>682322525
yeesh, I just get these things sent to me cause some of the companies owners are old friends. 600 bucks though... wow. A lot to spend on butt pleasure.
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>>682321412
oh god i want to fuck that ass so bad
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>>682322794
That is grossly inaccurate mate, that dudes beard isn't thick enough, and there are too many human-shaped dicks on that tub, I've only got one of those.
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>>682322665
I've been thinking about it a lot, but it's so narrow compared to its length. Used pic related today, it was OK, a little on the narrow side. Will order the bigger one next payment.

>>682322905
All worth it, and you know it ;)
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>>682321475
>>682321518
>>682321581
oh yes.
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>>682322794
When I first saw that picture, I thought that it was very gay. But when I look at it today, I realize that I'm the bigger faggot. Apart from the black dildo in his left hand, all others are less than 8cm in diameter.
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>>682322665
Oh yeah, definetly. One of my favorites.

My boyfriend uses this one on us as well, but its a little big
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>>682323079
Yes, yes it is totally worth it. though i think i might drop 200 a year on stuff? I dunno I love all that stuff,, and when you find a lady whos also into these things.... Mmh... those harnesses come in handy.
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Im a super fag
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Can take it balls deep now. Feels so fucking good
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>>682323455
Liking sexy stuff doesn't make you a fag, it does however feel wonderful, and that thing looks like so much fun, another one thats on my shopping list.
>>682323575
Hey I've got that same one, only human shaped dick I've got in my collection.
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>>682322661
it vibrates too!? point the way.

when i get horny, i sometimes wish i had a horn to do the job.

>>682322828
nah, i dont think so, have you see the size of his other toys? this is tiny.
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I have a Rocks Off O-Boy, nothing special. But I haven't had a "hands free" yet.

Also, I wouldn't mind something a bit more, but my wife is against it.
>no pegging
Fuck.
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>>682323575
>can thicker than dildo
ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT? GET A REAL DILDO!
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I've only really put fingers in my ass, and I'm wanting something more. I was thinking of https://bad-dragon.com/products/flint but what do you faggots recommend? Probably going to get a medium size
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>>682321518
how is that possbul?
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I just use my own dick cuz im not a big fag.
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>>682323846
I don't want to wear my ass out completely. The base is plenty thick.
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>>682323784
Those are my toys, moron. I think I know.

This is the thing you think is a horn.

http://www.amazon.com/Utimi-Charging-Powerful-10-Frequency-Vibrator/dp/B016O73Q2Q?ie=UTF8&psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00
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>>682323575
I've got that one, it's too big for me but it's pretty good if I'm in the mood for stretching.
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>>682323901
Flint is the one I would get as well. The ridges will feel amazing and when you get pass the thickest part.

>>682323976
The ass doesn't work like that. I took a 9cm diameter buttplug about 6 hours ago, now I can hardly put my finger in my ass. It's a muscle
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>>682323784
>>682323986


Just in case you still don't believe me, since this is 4chan.
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>>682324579
and another
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you guys do realise the more you stretch your ass the less pleasurable it is for whoever fucks it
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>>682324203
That was my though, also I'm guessing if I use coconut oil as lube it will be fine? Also, how firm should it be?
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also if you are going to be a fag at least go the full way and use an actual mans penis
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>>682324649
Yeah? but im usually the guy doing the fucking, i just love dildos, ain't letting no dude screw my pooper, That rights specifically for the ladies to have fun with.
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I luv my arm i can take it almost all the way
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>>682324649
Huh >>682324203
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>>682324878
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>>682324969
He's saying as long as you dont stretch it constantly you wont have a problem dude...
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>>682323986
i dont believe you, if you were to stick this in bulb end first im sure its some sort of fun, but probs prone to getting 'lost'

horn end in makes much more sense

maybe youre using it wrong
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>>682324676
How firm depends a lot on how experienced you are. I would go with soft, because there's no way in hell I could take a large otherwise.

Buy real lube. If you spend money like that on the dildo itself, a little more on real anal lube won't hurt. You want it to be thick, and maybe to contain a numbing agent.

>>682324649
But there's no penis big enough to pleasure my hole. Fists would be nice
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>>682325164
Its not meant to be inserted. The head vibrates, you hold it on your clit or on your dick.
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i just use a sharpie but it still makes me bleed. how do i prevent this? ive tried using a ton of lube
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>>682325311
Use soft toys with dull edges and thicker lube
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>>682325164
I really cant tell if this guys baiting... is just a kid who doesnt know shit... or is really this retarded
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>>682320351
I got something like this but with a curve to it.
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>>682325279
I'm only going for a medium, maybe even a small. I don't want to get ahead of myself.


Also, how does this appear on my credit card's history? And packaging?
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Theres no substitute for the real thing
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>>682325139
What the fuck are you high? Neither of the posts mentioned says that.
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>>682325286
so it goes all in?

props to you man
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>>682325643
oh god ... do you knot it? may i ask about the sizes (length and width)?
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>>682325618
You can read about it on their homepage. Otherwise, just buy something cheaper from Amazon. I would recommend Domestic Partner , their rubber is the best.
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>>682325164


Please enlighten me how you will change the settings with the controls in your ass?
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>>682325448
i am neither a prude or a tatoe, just interested in the truth
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>>682325689
Not high currently, will be soon, and yes, it did
>>682324203
>I took a 9cm diameter buttplug about 6 hours ago, now I can hardly put my finger in my ass
Like, bruh, where did you learn your comprehension skills.
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>>682317824
A homemade dildo made by getting wet Toilet Paper together and turning it in to a big sausage shape, wrap it in some tape and plastic wrap, burn the loose bit so it melts on there, and finish it off with a condom.

DIY Dildo
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>>682325643
god that looks fucking wonderful. i miss my dog...
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>>682326043
Like almost in school. What I was trying to say is that I'm tight now.
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>>682317824
yo i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>682326043
Exactly, he took bigass dildo hours ago and now it's tight again -> the post I replied to initially is garbage.
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>>682325958
clearly with your prostate tensions and marbles

duh
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>>682324978
>>682323455

looks so fun, still cant convince myself to order one in the eu

>>682325643

I really shouldn't get a dog when I move out...
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>>682326421

wrong gif, but I can't find the webm I was looking for
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>>682326421
But do you think that a dog-dildo is better than any of the dildos we can get here? There's quite a lot of fun things on sale here in the EU.
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>>682326082
Just by a normal one, or even better, a dog cock
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>>682325902
Seems they ship discretely, and I can use a prepaid e card thing. My mom, being the nosey person she is, sometimes checks my card history, and I don't want to freak her out. And I would rather avoid a weird conversation with her or my dorm mate
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Horses are fun too
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>>682326657

No idea, I bought a lot of toys already but nothing with the elasticity or fetish value of that

I cant of regret getting this, fukken expensive
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>>682326675
Kek. I can really recommend Amazon otherwise, I can't think of any more discrete way.
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>>682326968
How does that even work? Is it like a piston between the black handle and the rest of the toy, that thrusts, or what?
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>>682327089
What do you think this is? Some kind of steampunk fantasy setting? Fucking hell dude
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>>682326757
sauce?
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>>682327089

Pretty lame, basically just a weight moving inside, I imagine it works maybe with a vagina, but boypussy is too tight for it to really move, still really nice vibrations and rhytms, and amazing texture and stuff, but for the money I'd have preferred the dogdick
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>>682323986
>bending in the degree of 360 degree.

How does one fart with a buttplug?
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>>682326968
TSX makes a dog dildo that you can order from misterb for €40, but it's only 22,5x5cm.

Otherwise is pic related a real steal at €19 26,5x6cm
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>>682327208
No I saw the youtube linked earlier in the thread, and it seems like it's a thrusting toy, not just a simple vibe, and I've always been interested in a toy that functions like that, so I was just wanting more info is all.
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>>682327052
Well, part of it is that dragon dildos are so strange and different. I'm sure you can understand that. Guess I'll take the chance on it
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>>682327419
Yeah... knockoffs be knockoffs, even in their language skills.


And you don't, generally.
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>>682325825
Occasionally i'll let him knot me. Prefer to suck him off most of the time.

I havent actually measured him, but i want to say his knot is close to three inches across, and his shaft is like 8 inches
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>>682327324
Okay thanks, yeah that seems like it wouldn't be ideal for me, at least not until i can afford SRS
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>>682327419
You buy a tunnel plug, they let the gases out because there's holes in them. Best type to wear over extended periods of time.
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>>682327323
4chan... no fucking clue
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>>682321412
where to buy this one?
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>>682327419
Through your mouth, that's how
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>>682327801
bad-dragon.com mate
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>>682327420

That looks harsh, honestly I barely use the stronic either and keep reverting to my smoothest stuff just for ease of use.
hole needs training, training needs privacy

>>682327733

SRS?
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>>682327658
that's a pretty nice dick.
i really like animals, but i'm not interested in a sexual way. does your friendship/relationship with him got more intense after you started getting fucked?
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>>682327946
penis -> vagina surgery.
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>>682327752
Interesting.
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>>682327658


Sounds amazing, you should make us some OC

>>682328114

ew
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>>682327420
That looks nice, do they ship to europe too?
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>>682327946
It looks bad, yes. But I haven't had any problems with it.

Pic related is probably the one I like best, apart from the tiny diameter of 6-7cm. It's very smooth, very soft and costs only €50. Domestic Partner Deep Impact.
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>>682328273
They are based in Europe.
misterb.com
Packages are discrete, but shows up as misterb wholesale on you credit card.
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here's a selfie i took while i was fucking myself with a hotel room remote control wrapped in an ice bucket bag... I get lonely on business trips.
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>>682328247
>>682327658
This,I'd love videos of you and the dog
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>>682328801
Me too!
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>>682329318
Np anon, I understand
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Love this jewellery, been using it for 6 months now.
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>>682329318
Btw how do you get your male animals excited?
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>>682325643
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>>682329318

Too bad, but I understand
Having fun with the female too?

How much are they into it generally? do they have to be in heat?

The farthest I could do was "dog bj", as in my dog licking my penis, since he was neutered and all
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>>682317824
anyone have any tips on making anal masturbation more enjoyable? just using a dildo with your hands gets uncomfortable after a few minutes because your hand starts to hurt. Sticking it on the floor and kneeling then your knees start to hurt and leg muscles start to hurt....any ideas?
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Anyone got any tips for prostate vibs?

All the shit beforehand has just had the motor part in the base and nothing is felt, is there anything with the actual vibe part right in the head?
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>>682330539
Excercise more?
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>>682330314
>husky

oh lovely, that would be my choice too, even before thinking lewd, can it take your full size (which would be?)
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>>682330539
youll get used to it just like when you started to masturbate

as for kneeling, get some kneepads / foam thing youd see at swimming pools (they sell sex specific versions) / a rolled up towel
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>>682327863
Which model is it tho?
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>>682317824
Technically, my wife sticks it up my butt
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>>682317824

Don't judge it till ya try it.
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>>682331044
i think fenrir
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>>682331517
Looks adventours to say the least
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>>682329482
Oh, I have that set in rose gold. Very pretty.
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>>682331472

I definitely don't have enough material to study online

Honestly I'm 5.9" and nothing super thick so I doubt it would be a problem (I mean just look at your dog's meat)

guess I'll have to deal with only fantasies for now, I wish for a boyfriend who would also be into this...
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>>682331044
>>682331572
The one from the three-parter is actually a Rex. Fenrir is the other one:
>>682321581
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>>682321615
I just finished playing with my legacy L/XL chance. The flare is about an inch wider than the current XL, and man, that thing is a monster
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>>682322910
it could probably use it, honestly; been longer than i'd like

>>682323162
happy to please

>>682323909
mine is an ass of many talents

>>682331044
that one's a large rex in soft firmness, the other's a fenrir, same size/firmness
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>>682332127
As far as i know, shes never taken my male shepherd. We have a breeding pair of GSDs, he breeds the female regularly, but she doesnt like people touching her back end, so i stick with my husky.
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>>682333285
Thank you
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>>682323915
More of that. Just. More.
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>>682318848
Codependency 101
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>>682333733
yeah np

if you're looking into BD toys, i'd advise looking over their "flops" page; originally, i was gonna go with the "good boy" color, but i was able to find one in flesh-tone that was like eighty bucks cheaper. take note of the listed issue, though, and scrutinize the picture on the listing. i wouldn't buy anything with rips/tears/particulate beneath the silicone, unless it's a tear on the base or some part of it that doesn't ever need to stretch.
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>>682321064
Ditto on the Hitachi.
Pro tip: Put a condom on it and use that internally.
It makes my girl cum buckete
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I have to relax and let it go in otherwise it won't
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>>682333567

Still, when dogs can easily rival the size AND have dem knots, I doubt I could really hurt one with my average penor.

Ever let the male knot you?
Anything more to post?

Sorry for being needy
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This was my first and I still use it! Feels great!
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>>682335282
you faggot. just kidding im interested as well
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My gf sometimes puts her middle finger up my butt when she gives me a bj but other than that nothing goes up my butt
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>>682335282
Yeah, even the average husky is like 7 inches.

I let him knot me every once in a while, but i prefer to suck him off. I like watching him squirt, and ive grown to like the taste of his cum
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>>682328776
you dont have a dick?
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>>682324978
>tfw have large gryphon
>get hard and needy just looking at it
>convinced friend to buy one, uses it almost every night

Fucking Hnnnnnnngh.
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>>682333920
Kuriiga-san, my cherry blossoms are wilting!
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>>682331517
Dat.file.name.tho.jpg
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>>682336805
i wish i had a friend that would talk dragon dildos with me
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>>682336118

Hoooot!

>>682336805
>convinced friend to buy a dragon dildo

I wish to have friends I could discuss what we put into our asses....
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>>682337896
We met along time ago on s/fur and we talked mostly about our love for birds, and then I eventually convinced him that dicks are fine, and then it inevitably lead to talking about gryphon dicks. Lots and lots of teasing ensued, and with enough time one was purchased. I still tease him enough to use it every once in a blue moon.
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One Rex, plus some other degenerate shit
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>>682339429
Incredible. Bet it feels amazing.. Sat on the knot recently?
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>>682338803

Not an RL friend then?
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>>682339720
Nah, different country but it'd be neat to meet up at some point.
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>>682339908
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fucking pussies im the real man here
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>>682339908
>>682339953

Scary
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>>682336214
not a very big one... and i like to keep it small when i fuck my ass...
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>>682340191
Small just like your donger
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I'd love to try a Rex, but I just can't drop 100$ on a fucking dildo...
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>>682322013
this duke looks cool, but it costs quite a lot, especially when compared to cheaper toys from aliexpress
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>>682341268
Goddamn those curves. I want a panda to sit on my face.
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>>682340191
Does your dick-size and your ass fucking co-relate? Or would you stuff yourself even if you had a big cock?
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>>682339647
yeah (just this weekend), I also have a razor
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>>682341096
Seriously don't buy your toys directly from china...
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>>682333871
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>>682341401
hmmm... i'll say that when i'm hard, my prostate gets a bit bigger, but not big enough to keep me from filling my ass. If I fill my ass though, I *usually* get soft(which I love!). I can keep it hard.. but I usually edge and I get off on cumming while limp.

I also sniff poppers sometimes when I play and they usually make me soft, or at least half-hard.

I like to push it inside too...
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Instructions unclear...
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>>682341630
im not going to put anything from china without a condom
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Got the one on the right in the mail today. Comes with a remote control to control the vibrations and the speed of the revolving head. It was quite a bitch to clean though, notice the lube residue in the bumps.

The one on the right I've had for two months or so, bought it because I was curious about anal play.

I've gotten close to what I believe is a prostate/anal orgasm but haven't gotten over the hump so to speak. Anyone here managed to cum just from anal stimulation? I come close but never reach it fully.
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>>682343452
>Anyone here managed to cum just from anal stimulation? I come close but never reach it fully.

Yeah, but it needed me riding my dildo like a racehorse.
And weed.
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>>682343452
eh, kind of in
>>682321518
>>682321581

although it's honestly just really hard to pull off by yourself; people that spout bullshit about "oh it's waves of pleasure and i have like 30 orgasms an hour" are full of it. i get rock-hard and like actually CUM when i ride my buddy (give him accidental facials sometimes), but i can't really do it alone.
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>>682321018
Brushy brushy brushy
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ITT : RL FAGGOTS
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>>682344068
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Belladonnas banger,11 inches. bigger than my girlfriends lol
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Not impressive but it's pink
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>>682344782
Looks cute
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>>682342690
Dickbutt
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>>682345820
kek
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>>682342381
do you only need a big dick to do that or something else?
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>>682346058
a prehensile anus?
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>>682343452
I've often cum hands free with my bullet vibrator and I've done it a few times riding a dildo
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Just my hands anons
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>>682322084
Definitely get a Hitachi magic wand, my boyfriend used it on me and it was insane. They actually sell the original version on walmart.
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>>682333567
do you have any rear view shots of your females?
I kinda have a thing for canine vaginas in heat. they look so delicious...
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>>682327420
Link to the toy?
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>>682346368
hands are ok but you can't get deep unless you can take the whole fist(and you're a contortionist).

>>682343971
i can do two things with anal alone: 1. work out copious amounts of thick, white cum without orgasming. 2. fuck myself to a complete orgasm.

when I choose option 1, i eat the load and rub my dick(soft or hard) to complete orgasm.

when I go for option 2, I have to be in the right frame of mind and body. being stoned is a usual requirement. there's just something about weed that makes anal play feel soooo good. The orgasm is awesome, but it's still the same amazing orgasm i can have while rubbing my dick.

the whole trembling/shaking/dripping sweat/endless orgasm thing was what i got when i first started really stretching my ass. i'll never forget the day i finally worked in that 'large' generic buttplug... i was in heaven.. a trembling mess... my little dick became completely irrelevant. just pure ecstasy. it still feels good, but I have to really go big and go long to feel that now.
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>>682317824
Any tips for taking the knot? I can go balls deep on the human one but I can't take Medium Nova.

Nova's ridges will also really tire you out, not a BD purchase for beginners.
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>>682347004
Off topic, but heres one for you
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>>682346737
protip. get a hitatchi magic wand and some of that split-tubing foam insulation you use on 3/4" copper pipes. Cut the insulation so it wraps the neck of the hitatchi and fills the gap. Wrap the whole thing in a large condom, lube it up, and shove it deep inside. Yeah, I guess it's a slight electrocution hazard. Use a GFCI outlet... but oh my it's nice.
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>>682347845
I can almost~ take the whole thing, wish I had a real cock I could fuck all day. That would be the dream ;) <3
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>>682348035
Time, and more lube. Girth is a hell of a drug and your body will literally require enough time to grow enough.. intestine to be able to fit it.


The nova looks so incredibly fun.
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>>682343971
>bullshit about "oh it's waves of pleasure and i have like 30 orgasms an hour" are full of it

No, but I used to think so.

I have had an aneros for at least 10 years. Tried several. Started, stopped, started again, never got the hang of it, liked it enough, but no big O. I do like to fuck my ass, not in to men doing it much, I can cum from ass fucking, but NOT THE SAME as the big O from passive hands free prostate orgasm.

WELL....

I tried again. I read all I could find written on the subject. I invested some time.

IT HAPPENED!

It is like a huge fucking seizure when it happens. I was on my back, I doubled up in the middle, I grunted all my air out loudly, it was pulsating and it felt like my whole ass and back and insides were one piece quivering and surrounding the aneros... Holy fuck.

practice
lots of lube
be horny
relax
stop trying so hard and let it happen
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Had this waiting for a thread like this
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Bamp
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I've done some butt things. I like it but can never find the prostate.
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>>682348108
hmmm :3
thanks!
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i bought an aneros and used it once, but couldn't make myself cum so i put it away and havent used it since
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>>682350011
aneros is useless. waaay too small.
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>>682323915
"I like to hang out with guys because it's less drama"
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>>682348635
how long did it take and how did you maneuver it?
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>>682350396
im not gonna go any bigger than that
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>>682350649
your loss...
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Just about to ride him too :)
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>>682350965
muh dik
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>>682347845
>>682348635

i mean, i guess if that's what works for you, then that's what works. getting f'ed feels good, sure, but when i actually cum from getting pounded, it's because the cock is kind of jacking me off from the inside, if that makes sense. i think it's probably my prostate, but i know that about half the length of the penis is beneath the skin; it's still a very familiar feeling at its core, in that it's like centered around my cock, but it happens because someone's hitting the switch over and over from inside, if that makes sense.
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>>682351332
I'm always worried about going too far, I know that prostate stimulation is the way to go about it but I'm afraid I might push too hard against it and hurt myself and puncture or some shit

how do I know/do it safely? I hear horror stories about someone who does it, rips themself and bleeds out and dies or has to go to the hospital
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feels pretty good
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>>682351299
actually.... excuse me.... ill brb in an hour
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>>682351518
i mean, as long as your nails are trimmed and you're not just SHOVING stuff up into you, you're fine; a bit of blood's not unheard of when you move up to a bigger size.

hasn't really happened with real cock in my experience; the danger of going too deep comes with toys that go past your second sphincter (about 6" in for me, but i'm small), and i've only ever been with average guys, so they can pretty much give it to me balls-deep as hard as they like and i can still get off. i cum way harder when i'm riding cowboy than during doggy, though; i think i'm kind of unconsciously rolling my hips to hit the right spots when i'm in control. ex-bf called me a power bottom, so idk
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My toybox. Probably gonna get that fenrir one soon. Want something that cums in me. Also gonna buy a full sized ass. Wanted a fuckmesilly but its too expensive.
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>>682351747
applying pressue to your perenium will leave you impotent longterm
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>>682350965
I envy you.
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>>682352323
i'd recommend rex over fenrir for first toy, if you can handle the length. my large fenrir's only got like three inches above the knot, but large rex has about six, so you can actually fuck yourself with it AND knot it if you want.
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>>682352208
>i mean, as long as your nails are trimmed and you're not just SHOVING stuff up into you, you're fine;
I meant with a toy
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>>682352665
Yeah Idk about length. Those purple beads actually dont go all the way in, and the dildo is pretty much my max. Id have to get a small. For me its more about the shape/function.
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>>682352354
Cite your research please.
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>>682352763
i mean, listen to your body; i'd lie down on the bed if i were using a decent-sized toy for the first time. if you don't know where your prostate is, try and feel around inside yourself when you're about to cum; generally, it swells and gets super-hard right before/during orgasm, so it's easy to tell where it is. it's got some muscle tissue in it to help push out ejaculate during orgasm.

>>682353107
yeah, to each their own

>>682353039
damn dude, wide AF
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Any tips on a very discrete toy for my first one?
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>>682353555
or plug
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>>682329482
bought one of these yday. been watching some sissy hypno stuff too...
that stuff isn't healthy.
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>>682353427
What is a general movement you follow? in and out or some kind of gyration or lateral movements?

I tried in and out at first but it just caused friction it wasn't until I started rubbing my prostate did I feel so much better but thats when I started to worry about if I was pressing too hard on it even though my pleasure was going up and up the more I pressed.

Also how do you press on the prostate? I hit below it and not on top I'm not really sure where the sweet spot is
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>>682353641
For my tight ass?
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>>682353774
Those hypno vids are seiously addictive.
I'm too far dwn the rabbit hole at this point.
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>>682344782
Second toy
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>>682354715
really? i only started last week...
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>>682355147
What kind have you been watching?
I'm a big fan of Emperor Hypnos.
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>>682354715
i already ordered a shit load of stuff from amazon
>>682355605
dana's vids

i also like lulu blonds bbc trainer
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>>682354315
anyone?

I realize I might be hitting the seminal duct under the prostate and not my actual prostate but I'm not sure which is generating the pleasure
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>>682353555
anything not super-penisy; i have an njoy pure wand and that thing's great

>>682354315
usually just kind of angle it a bit up into your spot and in-and-out; massaging it can feel good, too. sweet spot is wherever you can press that you start to leak cum
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>>682353427
here are my warm up toys. I can go straight from blue to the clear thick one now. I love that toy :)

>>682354315
try lots of things. I personally don't put all the focus on the prostate as I find just quick, short, in and out movements to pleasure both my entrance and my deep insides.

>>682353774
>>682354715
same here... i'm totally addicted.
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>>682348035
It looks like the fucking marker from dead space.
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Anyone know about stuff like this? This is an old Mister Majestic. Too thick for me but otherwise awesome.

I really, really like deep ripples and I don't want huge thickness, just length.
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>>682356397
tell me more?

how long have you been watching them, should I stop ?
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>>682326421
Be me hairy anon, be hairy as duck

How do I get an ass baby smooth while keeping rest of body hair?
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>>682327658

what's the cum taste like
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>>682356701
brb... need to eat dinner. hopefully the thread doesn't die. if ya wanna talk, [email protected].

been watching them since... '07-'08? i might stop for a while, but I always come back. i'm still a guy... just a guy with some fucked up turn ons. Even paid a tranny to fuck my ass(loved it, 10/10 even though only 6").

pic is from a few years ago. i don't dress much now.
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>>682356795
nothing like waxing/epilation/laser/electrolysis. shaving sucks. nair can burn you.
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>>682356835
Kinda coppery/smokey.
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>>682357378
So am I pretty much fucked genitically?
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so im guessing that all you faggots with the bad dragon stuff are furries? also whats the quality on those things? been thinking about getting a david the warewolf.
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>>682358132

damn anon
cute calendar
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>>682358132
That zecora figure
It's accurate
I want it
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>>682350562

It took about 10 minutes

I try to just relax and pull on it slightly from inside, pretend to hug it with my ass
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>>682351332

I can cum that way too, but the hands free super O from gentle prostate is much harder to achieve and is 100X stronger
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Im new to this and i always get a really weird feeling in my stomach of built-up air is this normal?
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This
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>>682317824
I have this fucker, nothing happend. P-spot is a lie.
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>>682325643
looks like you just stole that pic from google. seems totally fake
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this was good bread. sad to see it go.
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>>682363210
those types of toys are dumb. never got anything out of prostate specific toys. just get a large plug and work it inside slowly. only jerk it with the plug in. yes it's hard to get out after you've cum. give yourself a bit. don't get all ashamed and rip it out. man up and fight the shame. slowly you'll train that ass to be a pussy.
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I did anal for the first time today. No waste got anywhere, and the pain was very minimal! We used coconut oil and it just slid right in. What's /b/'s experience with the pain involved? When did it begin to feel good? Any tips for a beginner?
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>>682363959
I had one time, but I never came. It was incredibly enjoyable being fucked in the ass.. would love to try it again soon.
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>>682339953
I want to be your friend
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Til mom caught me...
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>>682353039
Geez.. really?
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