NEW NEW CELEB FAP THREAD
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NEW NEW CELEB FAP THREAD
mmm kimmy
>>682257795
suck that cock kimmy
>>682257907
Those hard nips need to be bitten.
>>682257907
Look at her nipples
>>682257912
>>682258066
Wanna cum all over that big slut
>>682258121
i'm gonna cum
>>682258121
I'm still disgusted.
>>682258190
Cum in this ass.
>>682258259
>>682258190
hot
>>682258265
to her ass or big titties
>>682257616
>>682257795
so is that what's-his-name the gay fish or just another nigger?
>>682258305
cum with me all over kimmy
>>682258240
>>682258265
moar?
>>682258355
>mfw KimK fucks two skinny 4chan nerds (but we succeed in getting her off)
>>682258363
Damn those tits be poppin'.
>>682258355
>>682258321
>>682257616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxQP_VTvu40
>>682258437
>>682258402
>>682258443
Shall we cum /b/ros
>>682258443
mmm anon should i cum over her big beautiful boobs or her ass
>>682258528
>>682257912
why is this tape so fucing bad?
the audio is mismatched and it's cut and pasted in weird ways. why not just have the sex scee.
>>682258573
any of him going in?
>>682258646
I posted some in the last thread
>>682258437
>>682258501
>>682258437
Mein nigger.
>>682258592
I think the nigger fucked up and only recorded sound on one part of them fucking, so they just use that and loop it over and over. It sucks I agree, but I can still cum to it.
>>682258555
Cum where you want to anon...
>>682258347
You could drive a truck between those tits.
>>682258689
wasn't there :(
>>682258744
i'm gonna cum over her big beautiful titties
>>682258804
>>682258830
Now we're talkin'
>>682258825
Do it anon.
>>682258660
Nice.
>>682258852
Thankee sai.
>>682258660
>>682258923
>>682258916
im cumming kimmy mmmmmm
>>682258859
>>682258964
>Celebrities
>>682258955
>>682258574
Beatriz?
>>682258744
keep going
>>682259027
Damn her ugly face. That body is incredible.
>>682258501
for a bad photo, that not too bad lol
>>682259057
>>682259042
scarlett johansson
>>682259146
>caring about faces
>>682259143
>>682259190
>>682259229
>forgetting faces have a hole you can put your dick into.
>>682259289
god yes
>>682257616
Calls for celebs
Posts porn
>>682259289
>>682259395
>>682259247
>>682259438
Gross. Her character in Pirates is a carbon copy of the dumb bitch in Star Wars 7. I don't remember anyone liking her in Pirates but for some reason retards flip their lid over that bitch who looks and acts exactly the same in Cuck Wars. What a world.
>>682258177
Autumn Reeser's ass is fantastic
>>682259485
Forgot I made a cropped version without the photographer.
>>682258744
Did she swallow?
>>682259631
>>682259544
You're weird.
>>682259190
>>682259190
>>682259190
Damn it
I wasnt planning on fapping now before the gym. But whenever I see this one I get so damn hard
>>682258435
nigger navel / 10
>>682259756
Yass
>>682257616
Kim K and JLo are two of the most overrated celebs ever. They're not that attractive
>>682258573
thats a pretty pussy
>>682259143
>>682259247
>>682259494
>>682259522
>>682259555
>>682259631
>>682259695
>>682259751
>>682259764
>>682259828
>>682259905
>Hillary supporter
>>682259996
Kim has a very nice pussy
>>682259963
I know right? Totally ugly.
>>682260029
>>682260029
>>682260029
What the hell? Fake?
>>682260036
Not ugly tbf. She's overrated though
>>682258744
lucky cunt Kanye
Implying implications.
>>682260116
obviously.
>>682260036
Should have made a sex tape at her peak. See how she lost her booty fame to Kim. JLO is now just another female celeb that no longer stands out with anything special.
>>682260140
>> implying she's not ugly without movie magic
>>682259983
>>682260029
nice shoop
>>682260247
Both of them are overrated though. They're only known for their ass
>>682258744
>>682259190
>look at all the Google listings showing how much Ray J is childishly butthurt over the breakup with Kim
I don't even like Kanye West, but good for Kim and Kanye. They look happy.
Any good photoshops/ fake nudes of JLO though? Based on her real ass? I might fap to it for old times sake.
>>682260403
This thread is fake and gay
I feel like I am on late 90's internet again.
>>682260308
I know that it's Photoshop. She probably looks ugly without make-up
>>682258318
Moar
>>682260337
who is this ?
>>682260247
>>682260363
Jlo had the best ass in her prime, now it's meh. And the other 'bog booty bitches' have implants.
>>682260403
Her look just screams "Im totally shocked right now, look what I pooped out!"
>>682260429
>all that damage control
I'd be fucking ashamed of myself for posting my mutilated cock on the internet in the first place.
>>682260403
I don't care for her. Famous for no reason and overrated
>>682260403
I hope that niglet shits on him.
>>682257616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxQP_VTvu40
>>682260527
I wasn't referring to that particular pic, they look happy in those random paparazzi pics.
>>682260506
>implying that she didn't have implants
She must've done. It's massive
>>682260555
Trips confirmed
>>682260434
>spend hours downloading 2mb celebrity porn on kazaa
>it's gay porn
The good ol' days
>>682260506
I think thats padding.
Her ass was great in her prime, but nothing compared to Kim.
If you go back and look at old pics from JLO, her ass was never this big however.
Both Beyonce and JLO was revealed to use padding. What made KIm so special is her big ass without anything at all.
>>682257616
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ycw8stzlul9nx1p/AACA729MC3hxKD0Z0waJoF0_a
>>682257616
Laziest fucking head I've ever seen.
>>682260589
She got raped by paparazzi that day
>>682260655
Kim is a sand nigger and has probably had implants
>>682260434
>be 12
>search on limewire
>"12 year old porn"
>fapped like crazy
I had no idea it was even against the law. I just thought it was boring watching old ladies do it and wanted to watch someone my age.
>>682260506
>>682260506
>>682260506
By the way, I see now that this is obviously photoshoped.
>>682260748
>>682260744
She took x-ray of her ass and theres no implants.
One possible procedure is fat injections. But that will disappear over time, and would require her going to the clinic over and over again to draw new fat from one part of the body and inject it into her ass.
Im not sure if thats possible in the long run. As her ass has been pretty consistently big the last ten years now. Maybe she just naturally gets all the fat in her ass.
>>682260859
it's shopped, she's not that hot anyway
besides, isn't Maisy like 23
>>682260908
This. That's why she got into Hollywood in the first place. It's not like she's talented.
>>682260974
huh
>>682260886
>>682260974
>>682260919
>mfw I posted that and just now saw the penis.
>>682260506
Not implants. Photoshop.
>>682261031
>>682260004
I'd fuck the femenist out of her
>>682261007
>>682261007
Implying you have to be talented to be a part of Hollywood.
>>682261073
OH GOD
>>682261042
Stop spamming these GIFs in every thread
>>682261073
Excuse me, exactly how does one suck a fuck? Is that something they teach you at the Yarn Barn?
>>682261097
That's the exact opposite of what I was implying.
>>682261109
You don't like tits, faggot?
>>682261042
Pretty boring old mom ass.
Not big, not small. Just aged...
Her booty dancing is awkward too. Does anyone have a webm of JLO actually twerking good? I dont think she even knows how. Her ass was famous before twerking was a thing. When you could just get away with walking around
>>682258551
go be a faggot somewhere else.
>>682261244
>>682261319
DAMN STRAIGHT.
>>682261334
Fucking niggers...
Harley Quinn
>>682261404
>>682261244
.
>>682261215
I'd rather masturbate to this guy.
>>682261334
Would not fap over that. It's just flab
>>682261452
Don't start spamming JLo GIFs
>>682261362
>mfw me and my high school gf used to fuck while watching this show when it was on tv
I WANT TO GO BACK I WANT TO GO BACK I WANT TO GO BACK
>>682261334
>>682261334
Ehh... thats not twerking. Thats fake awkward twerking.
>>682261428
>>682261404
>>682261453
He does look like a vagina.
>>682261574
You just know she's still got that old woman smell though.
>>682261453
well that would make you gay.
>>682258852
I remember first seeing this movie. Was a good movie. Took it from the living room because I needed something to watch.
>>682261595
Great body.
>>682261612
He looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal.
>>682261506
>GIF's
Sure thing boss. Webms only. :D
>>682260247
there is a sex tape, Ojani Noa has been trying to release it for years but she is blocking it
>>682261704
Oh my fucking god either fap like everyone else or fuck off.
>>682261452
Ehhh, also kinda awkward.
This is like almost-twerking. Im surprised she hasnt had a pro twerker actually train her to do it right.
Her ass is not shaking. In my eyes this is like seing a stiff granny attempt to dance like the kids do.
>>682261750
No. Please stop.
>>682261846
>>682261870
Literally no one, myself included, cares what you think. Just enjoy what you enjoy, ignore what you don't. You'll be much happier.
>>682261889
Her titties were bad even when she was younger!
Pam Anderson webm's would be greatly appreciated
>>682261750
>>682261750
Grandma trying all she can to be sexy.
>>682261819
>>682261668
I enjoy Maggie, for what it's worth anon. Loved her in Secretary.
>>682261995
She looks alright, but no one wants this. If you want, create your own thread
>>682262068
>>682258592
Probably lost his hard on a bunch.
>>682261995
That would be hot in the year 2000. Not now. I can go to the beach in Spain and see the same thing from 20 different women, and nobody bats an eye. She´s just walking around. Get over it.
She has a medium sized ass, but handles it like a thin old grandma.
You´re even proved wrong in this thread: >>682261468
>>682262068
I jerked off to her spanking scene in that a few times
Pretty much the most perfect pair of tits ever.
>>682261889
Source?
>>682262193
>proved
>>682257616
She's the richest person you ever saw suck a cock.
>>682262386
Good point. Probably a billionaire by now, right?
>>682262386
>>682262385
Anon from >>682261468 That ass is starting to look pretty hot
>>682262386
>Implying I never fucked Oprah.
>Oh, wait... I never fucked Oprah.
>>682262472
She actually looks really bad at giving head
>>682262533
>>682262713
Makes my peepee hard every time.
>>682260859
Lost
>>682262738
Oh, shit . I'm fapping to her
>>682261362
I heard she went schizo or something on Youtube.
>>682258501
That's not bad
>>682262672
Agree
I mean if you are going to be a whore, at least suck dick properly...
I had 17 year olds give better head than that.
>>682262713
Imagine if she didn't have a 'dyke due'. She is one of the hottest. Maybe red wench is hotter, but it would be a close race.
>>682262745
bad pussy reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>682262816
>>682262385
still no twerking, just shaking it side to side
>>682258852
Never realized she looks like moot after taking HRT.
Also if she was willing to do nude scenes why didn't she do one in true lies?
>>682262756
Does that mean your pee pee is hard now?
>>682262950
Cause it was many years later probably.
>>682262738
>>682262738
Not me, I just fapped to Kim.
Its all about her head her. Her ass is literally still in the air.
>>682262928
Oh, yes. I want to cum to her
>>682262855
She did. Fuckin' made videos talking about psychic balls of energy and the illuminat is sending alien assassins in black cars after her and shit.
>>682262872
Well you have to consider that's her 'worst day'
but I dislike her flap jack titties.
>>682262855
Bitch is insane.
>>682262928
Imagine that reverse cowgirl.
>>682262950
I could fuck moot. I feel like there would be a lot of crying involved.
>>682263027
Cum deep in this ass anon.
>>682262928
>>682262928
>>682262928
Now this is just embarrassing.
Like that anorexia girl twerking. Theres almost no ass left.
Thats like a muffin in a bag just being lifted up and down
>>682263030
Must be the drugs
>>682262915
was weird, had a wet dream about her for no apparent reason. Cant complain, was good
>>682262955
Well... not anymore.
>>682263084
I think she got brain damage somehow or something just broke.
>>682263030
>>682263084
She also tweeted pics of herself in Nazi uniform saying Hitler did nothing wrong. Little does she know, he would've put her Asian Bisexual ass in the over first.
>>682263062
Yep. That felt so good
>>682263017
You give Kimmy lots of cum?
>>682262855
>>682263030
>>682263056
>>682263161
>>682263208
http://www.eonline.com/news/691040/tila-tequila-kicked-off-celebrity-big-brother-over-past-hitler-and-nazi-holocaust-comments-then-apologizes
Maybe she's just secretly a /b/tard
>>682263208
Hi newfag. Welcome to 4chan. First day?
>>682263229
Yep, even used baby oil, in hopes of not smelling too fishy at the gym
>>682263310
Which pic or webm did it for you?
>>682263188
>>682263241
>>682263293
Who is this attention whore kike?
damn file size limit at 4mb... I gots 3 that are just under 5
>>682263213
You're welcome
>>682263321
I thought that was a Trump hat at first.
>>682263399
>>682263241
>>682263188
>>682263376
Comedy central show Broad City
>>682263208
>>682263508
I lost track of how many times I fapped when those came out.
>>682263553
>>682263373
First I started with this one: >>682259190
But then I needed something more and switched to this one: >>682257912
For some reason seing the butt in that angle really turns me on. And her face at the same time. Like she is begging for her ass to be pounded.
>>682258121
That is a disgusting ass. Honestly horrible.
>>682263254
Many of the hollywood fags say shit like this. I remember reading that Amanda Bynes was saying some shit like that.
idk maybe there is something to it. If you are listening lizard people I have no problem sucking some reptile dick for a few million, just saying.
>>682263587
Irony
now...do pornstars count as celebrities?
>>682263496
Looks fucking terrible
>>682263613
Yeah I love seeing her buttcheeks move up and down. Her nice big butt make you cum all over?
>>682263691
I think the reptilian stuff was David Icke's way to write about Jews, with having to say it's the Jews.
>>682263717
It's the funniest show on TV. Especially if you smoke weed.
>>682263691
>Irony
You do know there were multiple Asians (among others) in the Wehrmacht right?
>>682263742
It certainly didnt affect my grammar.
>>682263691
>I think the reptilian stuff was David Icke's way to write about Jews, without having to say it's the Jews.
>>682263691
Hitler had a hardon for some Asians, especially the Japanese and Chinese. He even gave the honorary Aryan title to all Japanese people.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorary_Aryan
Would anyone like a new thread? Or just a JLo thread? I've got an hour.to kill
>>682264164
Huh. Just a box.
>>682258916
Fucking gross.
>>682263790
could be
>>682263816
You do know that all non Aryans would be exterminated/exiled after they've outlived their usefulness.
>>682263830
Meh could be.
>>682264047
>You do know that all non Aryans would be exterminated/exiled after they've outlived their usefulness.
Regardless the Russians prevented that narrative from ever coming to fruition.
Jews do control the media, banking, and entertainment industry.
This is a cause for concern to any rational person.
>>682262029
are you gay or just a pedophile?
>>682264302
>Jews do control the media, banking, and entertainment industry.
Yet they can't get into the White House. Makes sense.
>>682264302
>You do know that all non Aryans would be exterminated/exiled after they've outlived their usefulness.
Nope. Not what German National Socialism was about.
>>682259055
>>682258964
>>682258859
HHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
I'm gonna marry her someday
>>682264388
They don't need to get into the WH to control it.
Are you really this in the dark?
>>682263508
Fat fat fatty fat!
I wonder if anyone can ever outbutt Kim.
I just dont see it happening. Have we reached peak buttness?
JLo fap thread, anyone?
>>682264536
JLo fap thread, anyone?
>>682264536
JLo fap thread, anyone?
>>682264536
>>682264580
Minaj, but it's fake.
>>682264525
That booty is definitely fat. So are those creamy titties.
>>682263795
>watching talmudvision
>smoking dope
Gas yourself cuck
>>682264410
That is exactly what they were about, I get that they can profit from Asians and certain brown people strategically. It is not as though they want these people in German territory. The only reason they pandered to them is because they had a use. If the war was won they would not be useful anymore.
>>682264594
Yeah I guess. Just don't post the same shit we have already seen 9876597655647543 times
>>682258012
that's what we're fucking looking at you tard
>>682264627
Exactly, and it just doesnt look that good. So no.
And there are women with bigger butts, but they are not as nicely shaped.
Kim is the perfect blend of chubby and trained at the same time. Muscled with a healthy thick layer of fat. Preventing sogginess and elongated form. Staying perfectly round and firm.
>>682264688
>That is exactly what they were about
Then you're ignorant of history and German military writings.
>It is not as though they want these people in German territory
Correct. Germany for Germans was the idea. Just like Asia for Asians and so forth. They never had plans to exterminate anyone else. Hitler even wanted to avoid war with the British because he held them in such high regard.
>>682264863
and she takes the cock so good
>>682264873
I'm guessing you must have skipped a line or two in what I wrote because you are saying the same thing that I am.
Im trying to recover my energy after fapping now. Having an apple and a glass of bcaa before I hit the gym.
Damn you /b/
>>682264863
http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/incoming/2014/09/04/big-hips.jpg/RESIZED/mediumRectangle/BIG-HIPS.jpg
>>682264987
>>682264302
>You do know that all non Aryans would be exterminated/exiled after they've outlived their usefulness.
>>682264873
>They never had plans to exterminate anyone else. Hitler even wanted to avoid war with the British because he held them in such high regard.
No. You're not.
olsen twins? pls
chloe look a like vid?
>>682265085
Cum here and have another go,
>>682264536
>>682264536
>>682265302
neup, jlo is not a turnon for me
>>682260908
No, fat injections don't get reabsorbed like that. If you look at her in her porn, versus now, you'll see her ass has nearly tripled in size.
You gonna tell me that shits real??
Fuck that, fat injections, if done properly and you know she can afford the best surgeons, only looses about 40%-10% of its initial volume. The better your genes are at holding onto fat in a particular area, the better your chances.
How else do you explain how only her stomach lost weight after she gave birth? Apparently her ass and tits stayed the same size.
Liposuction and fat transfer motherfuckers.
