ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
>>682255020
I want to cum inside my best friends, and I've been trying for about months now. He knows I want to bang him, I'm real straight forward with it, but it seems to not go anywhere. I know he's a submissive bottom twink, and I want to bang that ass like there's no tomorrow.
>What do?
>>682255020
volvos like vulvas
I walk around campus being the brightest face people see even though I'm always contemplating suicide.
>>682255288
Become an hero /b/ro
>>682255192
best friend, there is only one
>>682255192
Seduce him, rake him somewhere secluded and fresh such as the outdoors. Give him some kisses and gentle carreses and you should be set with smooth sailing. IMO romance is key
A couple of weeks ago I walked my niece up the aisle to get her married to her bf.
I have been fucking her regularly since she was 11.
Still do.
>>682255435
I try to be romantic. I think I've tried every approach, nothing reaches this guy. as for like, a date, i would have to look into that, and see how unlikely he is to join.
I used to touch my cousin in her sleep when I was 14.
I enjoyed Pixels
>>682255592
I used to touch multiple people in their sleep at that age
I'm addicted to heroin.
Everytime there is a baby born in my family I give it a little slap in the face, it's a tradition.
>>682255592
I was touched by my cousin in my sleep wait.. tom ?
i have to work on a free day. guess what all day on 4chan :D
I persuaded my ex gf to have sex with a friends dog
>>682255743
I HAVE REACHED INSIDE THE DREAMS OF DYING CHILDREN TO STEAL THEIR LAST THOUGHTS SINCE 14 BC
Couple weeks ago, finger banged a co-worker while driving her home.
She was holding a vase of flowers from some poor cuck that wanted to take her on a date.
>MFW she sucked me dry after nutting in her mouth
>MFW her ex is my manager
>MFW conservative family or friends don't know
>>682255192
>what do
Jump off a roof, faggot, your boyfriend too
>>682254976
I'm really depressed. I have a constant surge of anxiety that nearly cripples me, my past haunts me severely. But you'll never know, because I am really good at hiding it, and I will continue to do so. You guys are the only ones that know.
>>682255020
Wot
>>682255548
wow thats nuts
post pic?
>>682256006
thanks
>>682255911
...So, what did dick taste like in 14bc?
One time I fed my girlfriend's hymen to my dog...felt bad
I have nude pictures of my wife with fake /b/ filenames so I can post them in "pics you have saved" threads to see other anons comment and find out if others have saved her
>>682256124
How did you get it out?
>>682256057
>pic?
N/A - I believe her new husband is a regular here.
>>682256133
I do something similar, I will post a nude of my gf to an unsauceable thread and see how many people beg for more.
I really get off on it for some reason, I know she would kill me if she found out
>>682256209
I was fingering her when we were like 13 and she started bleeding and I pulled my fingers out and there was this thin mucus-skin like material all over my fingers (which i just assume was her hymen cuz the blood and how it looked) and I didnt want her to know so I wiped it on my carpet. Then my dog came over and ate it :/
>>682256080
IF YOU MUST KNOW IT SOMEHOW TASTED MORE SAVORY BUT WITH AN AFTER-TASTE OF PLAGUE
IM NOT GAY THO SO FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>682255891
Might I suggest looking into the profession of pimping? I feel like you would have a knack for that type of work.
>>682256351
You wiped her pussy blood on the carpet? She didn't see the stain on the floor after the fact?
The real secret you are telling us is that the fact that your dog ate your gfs hymen skin didn't turn you off whatsoever.
>>682256351
I think you are still 13, a virgin and have no idea about female anatomy.
You ought to research more before you lie on the internet
>>682256518
>The real secret you are telling us is this
>>682256550
FTFY
>>682256395
...And how did piss and feces alter the taste of stale communal water?
I am completely obsessed with Jeff Dunham.
>>682256810
fuck off ethan
>>682256550
wrekt, son.
I put slutwear on before fapping
>>682256004
Nut in her mouth every day dawg
I have a scat fetish. I want to fuck my little sister and sometimes go into her room when she's not home just to smell her panties and read he diary. I'm bisexual and have depression/anxiety. I hate myself. I fap around 3 times a day. I like to fap to traps, futas, furry, rape, guro, shota, loli etc. Please kill me god.
I cheat on my gf by fucking her two sisters
>>682256910
You sir are the embodiment of all that is wrong on this board. I am happy you are here
>>682257090
pics or didn't happen
>>682256351
Cp doesnt work around these parts sorry
MODDDDDSSSS ASSEMBLE!!!!!
404 Thread/b/
>>682256452
Dogs don't usually carry cash, though.
I am a dental student. Recently there was a feminist bitch in my chair. Recently her and her feminist friend a human blockade to protest rape culture and anyone who tried to pass the blockade was called a rapist/rape apologist. She needed to get a cavity drilled but I decided to expose her pulp resulting in a root canal and crown. All because she called me a rapist.
>>682256957
God won't act alone. You must lend Him a helping hand (after you wipe, ofcourse)
I got cucked by two exes. They ended up dating each other.
>>682254976
I wanted to be a girl at the age of 15.
My dad legit offered a sex change around that time. Some days I regret not calling his bluff.
>>682257090
Pic related
>>682255788
explain a heroin high, im curious
>>682257239
pics
names
details
I like traps more than real girls
I secret want to be turned into a sissy.
>>682257324
How old are they?
How old are you?
Do you do it often?
Do you treat them like trash, cockslap them,
spit on their face, cum in their mouth?
I have cuckold fantasies
>>682257406
That doesn't make you gay.
Only a faggot.
Die horribly please
I masturbate to the idea of a fat guy drugging me and regressing me through hypnosis drugging and torture into his dumb fat silly sissy piggy and then him rasing me into a bimbo slut
I really really want to be cucked by my wife, I've hinted but need to find the right guy before I ask her outright
>>682257406
You are not alone dude.
Look around, and tell me what the ratio is to people who are looking for girls then looking for skinny twinks looking to roleplay as gurls
>>682257430
Sounds hot, go for it, I'm sure, if you can pull it off well, someone will love the shit out of it.
>>682257502
That's pretty messed up, keep those fantasies to yourself to be honest, and never act on them, it will ruin your relationships with people, and you will probably regret everything
>>682254976
I had what looks to be herpes or hpv in my pubic region
Been waiting for it to go away
Don't wanna tell gf ... She's the best girl I've ever been with
Scared that I've given it to her
Also I pick my nose and eat it
>>682257597
If you are looking to end your marriage, that is the easiest way, never act on it. It will shame you, you will regret it, and you will have wished you had never done it.
I'm nervous around almost all people, because of bad experiences I had in school.
>>682255192
Anon bringing this up again, any one have any ideas? Really want to bang this dude.
>>682257708
If anything surely it will spice things up a bit.. I've thought it through for a few months and I really think she'd enjoy it, as would I.
>>682257602
I have never acted on it.
>>682257502
>>682257430
Samefag
Not sure if that makes it any better
>>682257602
The fact that fags are many, doesn't mean you are any less of fag
I went to kill/rape a hooker once, but she didn't ask for the money up front so I fucked her and ran away without paying. Lucky bitch.
>>682255192
Maybe get drunk with him, just the two of you. Shit tends to happen
I don't feel like I'm black enough
>>682257784
Treat him to alcohol and drugs. You do the same.
For a better erection, take an empty syringe, and inject air into your veins
I know who killed Laura Palmer
>>682257976
Ive had statutory rape with 10+ girls aged 10-14 when I was 14-19yo.
>>682257962
...Shit will happen alright, and all over his dick
Get urethral infections and die, fag
>>682258071
was it you
>>682257822
I'm the guy who's trying to bang his twink friend. I know it's gay bruh.
>>682257806
Cool, please don't do it, just fantasize about it.
>>682257797
That's for you and your wife to deside, I guess, as long as it is your idea just as much as it is yours, just think it over well and make sure you are positive you want to go through with it, do you want to watch the act?
>>682257976
Tell me what that's like, maybe I can help.
>>682257962
That's a pretty good idea, I guess. Dude is always high and he has a tolerance.
>>682258013
That's an hero m8, I know diabetics. Also, check comment above.
>>682257933
Almost got a hammer to the head.
Mexifag here, I almost broke my nose while trying to hang myself because I suck at tying a noose.
>>682258283
looks like she woulda deserved it
>>682257602
Ok so the guy wanting to be a sissy is fine and dandy, but the guy wanting to be cucked is a terrible idea? aren't they equally bad ideas? Or equally good?
>>682258395
Hell of an ass on her though.
>>682257462
I am 21
One is 19 and the other is 25. The older is the chubby one and wants it so hard it really hurts my dick after a couple of times. Younger is softer, but does twerk while we are on doggy, which I enjoy pretty much.
Both like to be humilliated 'cause they have boyfriend. The older sis is dirty as fuck, once I went to see my gf and the sus pulled me over her room when my gf went to the shower. She REALLY begged me to fuck her mouth until choke. Later I didn't know what to say to my gf when she saw my dick all drooled. Younger sis enjoys doing anal, mostly in cowboy style. She enjoys too much being peed all over the face and then fucked hard, which is strange. My next move is to get the young and the old together and do a threesome, but I find it difficult to talk about it with them, donr know why.
>>682258261
I lack all the qualities black people are know for.I feel out of places sometimes
>>682257699
>herpes
>Been waiting for it to go away
I have some really bad news for you....
Fingered a chick while she was passed out, she pissed herself, doesnt remember anything till she woke up, now I call her piss pants
I delete torrents as soon as the download is finished
>>682258261
Does being a cuck really matter if I'm a sissy?
>>682258510
do each of the sisters know you're fucking the other?
Ich hab was mit der Schwester eines Kumpels am laufen, ohne das er/jemand es weis.
- Erzählt hab ich ihm, dass ich mit einer aus Lovoo mich treffe und sie mir Nacktbilder schickt. Er wollte ein paar Bilder sehn und jetzt holt er sich zu seiner eigenen Schwester einen runter
Wenn gewünscht folgen Bilder oder mehr Details!
>>682258624
You monster!
I do it too
>>682258624
motherfucker!
I'm going to propose to my girlfriend on Friday.
>>682258478
nice tits too. wish i could see more
>>682257797
My wife fucked a co-worker to scratch an itch.
Worked out OK in the end and shit is hot. But she has to want to - don't force her to make your fantasies come true; that would kill your relationship. You have to throw it out there that you wouldn't mind and see what happened. It took my girl ages to work up the courage, then eventually one day there she was getting herself ready to go off and fuck another man then going out to her car as I told her to go have a good time
>>682257797
But why? doesn't your wife love you?
>>682258713
Ich möchte die Bilder zu sehen, bitte.
>>682258429
I just want to see qt guys do qt things, but I guess you are right, they are pretty bad ideas, but cuckolding, I find, will ruin relationships, and will probably be kept between the people evolved, as opposed to the sissy, who finds a dominant fucktoy, gets railed hardcore, and a relationship gets stronger, everything is kept private, and everyone is happy.
>>682258524
I don't mean to sound like a Bernie supporter or anything, but it's all stereotypes, don't let it bother you, because you are better than that bruh seriously.
>>682258631
You should cuck your wife, and not let your wife cuck you. Get your sissy ass fucked PRONTO.
or, you know, whatever, but I mean you might want to slow down with the rush of fetishes pouring into your bedroom.
>>682258696
Nope, that's the funny thing
>>682258753
Only two I have. Took the first one myself. If you can find her on the street you can fuck her in the ass for $150.
>>682254976
Every time I see this picture it annoys the shit out of me, I wonder what kind narcissistic asshole would write in marker over a book.
>>682258746
Congrats anon! Best of luck to you and your girl!
>>682258713
>>682258862
i hope you are not german - where are you from?
Pissed herself?
Why would she find that funny?
>>682258892
yeah, that's going to make the threesome part hard.
I was in a similar position once (fucking two sisters, only one knew the whole story). Couldn't find an easy way to make a threesome work.
My best idea was to tie one of them down and get the other one to help me use and abuse her. Might work in your situation, they sound pretty kinky. Works especially well if they don't like each other much.
>>682258982
US. Just used Google Translate. It didn't do a good job on your message. Either you're a retard or it is.... probably you. I still want to see her Muschi though.
>>682258713
>>682258982
>>682255333
How the fuck did this go unnoticed? Check'd
>>682258921
or for free... lmao
>>682259187
Lol... I doubt she forgets to ask up front anymore.
>>682259086
nem geistig umnachteten tue ich den gefallen wohl kaum
>>682259244
Translated to:
nem mentally deranged I do the like hardly
>>682259075
They get along too well, however un the next weekend I'll try to make them two confess to eachother so I can have a nice co-op blowjob hahaha. I "control" their will very well, that's how I make them cheat.
>>682255192
Have you tried not being a faggot?
>if that doesn't work unplug your router then replug it in
>>682256810
We know. You've been posting about it for days. It's time to seek professional help. Either that or just kill yourself. It's a win-win.
>>682259233
any other whore stories you have /b/ud?
I just took a shower with my gf and my 7 and 10yo nephews. It's not the 1st time, gf is 1st and only girl they've seen naked up close. they are pretty sheltered kids, if parents knew they would flip out most likely.
>>682258771
cuck
>>682259345
top kek that sounds like a jav porn title
>>682258924
ikr, makes book burnings seem like mormon church service
This one is kinda long.
Years ago, I went to a gay bar for a close friend's birthday party. While I was there, some guy was hitting on me hardcore, even though I told him I was straight. I did something really stupid: I took my eyes off my drink to talk to another friend, and when I looked back, the guy had his hand on my drink; the stupid thing was I thought that he was stealing my drink, and I kept drinking it anyway.
About ten minutes later, I started to feel real weird, like my head was swimming and I was about to pass out. I was able to get someone from my group of friends to take me home immediately. I realized what happened: the dude slipped something into my drink.
After a really shitty night of standing in a cold shower to keep from passing out (because I was home alone and didn't know what effects GHB or whatever it was would have on me), I enacted a plan.
I went back to that bar every saturday for three weeks until I found the guy again. I chatted him up, asked if he remembered me and talked to him for a while. I gave him the excuse that I told him I was straight because I was there with a boyfriend, but we had since broken up. I convinced him to leave with me and I would drive him back to his car in the morning. On the drive, I asked him if he had any party drugs and I got him to admit what he did and he apologized.
I drove about 45 minutes into a neighborhood near I-96 and Schaefer in Detroit and beat the living shit out of him and left him in the street.
My gay friend told me about a week later about how someone he knew was picked up and beaten and left in the ghetto. I have never told this to anyone, especially my friend. I don't even go out for drinks when him anymore, in case someone remembers me and that guy that night.
mfw I technically committed a hate crime in my quest for vengeance.
>Sorry, forgot to greentext.
>>682259960
welp
>>682259696
>cuck
Yes. And?
Is this the point where you come over all alpha?
>>682259960
I'll take "Things that never happened" for 20, Bob
i like the smell of my period blood..
>>682260181
And this is why I never told anyone...
I fucked my friends wife multiple times
I ratted out my entire infantry when we were surrounded back in Iraq. I used a flare to give away our location and then ran for it. 26 people died. I got a bravery medal... I feel semi responsible for this event.
>>682259550
Called up a whore. Tells me to meet her at an address. I get there, no one home. 5 minutes later 3 women pull up in a car. Fat chick comes out. "Which one did you want?" "Uh... the blond?" Blonde comes out, takes me inside. Not the girl from the picture, but whatever. The house is clearly some family place. She pulls an air mattress from under the couch and we do it in the living room. Surrounded by family photos. She's not in any of them. She's a tiny spinner. Has a scar over her "tit" . I ask about it. "That's where I was stabbed by a guy who tried to rob me. I've been doing this since I was 16" "Oh... okay"
>>682260265
>friend
i am not sure you understand what that word means
>>682254976
Bump
I post naked pictures of my friends wives online
>>682260085
No.
Just.
Cuck.
>>682260362
should've told her you use a loaded gun as weapon of choice.
>>682260405
>artistic works of fiction and falsehood
and I'm not sure if you understand what those words mean
>>682260481
I don't believe you.
i have been fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister since last october on her 13th bday. she is an awesome little fuck toy, we hook up at least once a week, but usually 3-4 times.
>>682254976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxQP_VTvu40
I want to Fuck my sister in law
>>682260498
Yes. I let my wife have sex with another man, so I'm a cuckold. And?
>>682260520
>what is "reverse psychology 101"?
>>682260362
>>682259550
Go meet whore at a hotel. She meets me at the door. Can barely walk up the stairs. Must have been getting assfucked all day. She takes off her dress in the room. Stretchmark city. Starts getting all nervous. "Do you have a condom?" "Shit, no." "Do we need one?" "Uh... YES." "Can you just run to the store?" "Can I have my money back first?" Proceed to try to negotiate the money back as we head to my car. End up in the parking lot. "What do I look like, some 20 whore?" I turn around. Two eastern European looking dudes sitting in a car staring at me.
>mfw
Recently diagnosed with terminal Peyronie's disease. GF wants to get married next year, I'll be dead in 3 months. Haven't got the guts to tell her.
>>682260557
Mine is as hot af. I'm with you. He treats her like shit as well.
>It'll never happen
I fap to naked pics of my mom
>>682260702
>terminal Peyronie's disease
hahahahahaha
>Twisted dick
>>682260520
Its the truth
my mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
I want all white women to be turned into asian women cause they are better. And all non-asian woman to be shipped to the moon and niggers.
i went back and raped myself in the ass and now i am faggot.
>feels good bro.
Informed on my partners to stay out of jail.
>>682260557
>>682256351
hymen stretches, it doesn't come out. if she bleeds you have ripped it, cut her vagina or she was starting/on her period.
>>682260682
i literally loled my friend
>>682257333
Like a bag of sand.
I was raised by my mom and she whored me out for cash. She is in jail now and I'm 'out' of therapy, but I don't know how to explain what happened to any potential girlfriends, so meh.
>>682255288
And you probably think youre the only one
Get over yourself
>>682261177
that's hot
>>682261154
I think we established about an hour ago that he was a virgin and it didn't happen
>but thank you for your valued contribution to this community
took my sister's v-card when she was 14.
>shit was cash.
I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
>>682256024
Go back to tumblr faggot
>>682261505
nice, dk if i would fuck my sister, but i fucked most of her 11-14yo friends. 3 were virgins
>>682261911
how old were you faggot?
i shoot coke like 50 times a day. It consistantly blows my mind how nobody has caught on yet
>>682261959
13-17
>>682262042
whats shooting blow like? ive only snorted and fuckin love it, would be addicted if i had the money
>>682260258
>i exclusively talk about my crimes when there is evidence
>>682262042
Switch to Pepsi - then they'll see
probably because nobody cares
>>682259960
>hate crime
[Lawmakers] want to alleviate what they see as a greater degree of victimhood with a greater degree of government correction. Those motives may be understandable, but they’re entirely incompatible with equality before the law. Creating classes of victims means creating classes of citizenry. Either we’re all the same, or we’re just competing for the most politically-correct biases. That’s more likely to perpetuate resentment than it is to reduce hatred.
>>682262091
>13-17
kek. i was 24.
get on my level faggot.
>she is the youngest.
>>682262145
You will be addicted if you shoot it. Its sorta like, once it flows in theres a giant wave of relief. Big enough shots and you taste the numbness in your mouth, bit bigger than that you hear a sound sort of like a subway, like metal grindy noises. Then for about 40 seconds you just feel right. Then you realize youre hands are too shaky to get another shot in and start freaking out
The first tits i ever felt and put in my mouth and pussy fingered was my sister's while she was asleep
>>682262418
Now if you want a real crime, how about this. I stole thousands of dollars of merchandise, food, and alcohol from a high end grocery store over a period of a few months. I walked out with grocery carts full of appliances and dishware.
>>682262498
whats normal dosage per shot? and does shooting it make it last longer?
>>682255020
I killed a sick sheep when i was 12 years old, i kicked his head in because he didn't want to stand up.
>>682255592
I did the same anon. Not proud of it but I honestly don't regret it.
I want my girlfriend abused in front of me
>>682254976
I shattered both shins and both femurs of a man that molested me 20 years ago. He is now in a wheel chair and probably will be for the rest of his life. He is in constant pain.
>>682255548
kill yourself u fucking cunt. If I knew you I would flay your scrotum and make you eat it
>>682263266
did you at least like it?
you had to cum at least once faggot...
>>682263202
Well let's make it a reality I'd blow my load all over those tits
>>682263346
>>682263354
fuck off idiot. I was 5. I enjoyed shattering his bones with a claw hammer tho
>>682263746
>I was 5.
Thats awful anon.
Can you describe to us what he did to you in graphic detail? So we can prevent it from happening to someone else?
>>682263746
Were you traumatized or did it all suddenly become traumatic when someone told you, you should be?
>>682263346
how's the 9th grade going?
>be me, 16
>go into mom's room to aske her something
>she's startled and hides a pink bag
Next day
>mom goes to work
>sneak into her room and find her bag
>mfw its a vibrator kit
>oils and lubes and an extra battery pack
>bring up sissy porn on phone
>put on her sexiest panties i could find
>lube up my dick and the vibrator
>gerk my jerkin with vibrator in my virgin boy pussy
>feels good man.jpeg
>reaching climax
>get in position to cum on my face
>catch it all in my mouth and swallow
>get back in normal clothes except the panties
>leave vibrator on lowest setting in my asshole
>help her get groceries into house
>cum in the panties in front of her
Washed and eturned it while she slept and kept the panties for 2 years. Never told anyone that
Can my confessions be fap-non-relative?
>>682264288
sure
the fuck type of secrets do you guys have? Im thinking really hard and cant come up with anything that need be a secret...fuck im boring
I'm not gay but i tried to stick a toilet brush into my asshole to know how gays feeling when they are having sex...It was not good and after that that hurt so much...
>>682264489
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>682264670
fkn oath
>>682259679
If by flip out you mean beat you to death, then yea.
>>682254976
I stole two pairs of panties from a nine year old.
>>682259679
you have no idea how hot that is.
i've always wanted to take a shower with a 7-yr-old boy, but i've never had the courage to ask........
I have taken a shit in the garden of my uncle once
>>682264849
Me too anon.
>>682264953
I would have let you shower with me.
>>682257200
Green text into more detail?
>>682263881
kek
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
>>682256024
I'm like that too, but every time I kill myself, I wake up like nothing happened the next day... Then I MasterCard for an hour in the bathroom, and chum lasers as I think of my ex... Then I spend the day faking my smile. I come home, stare at must in the mirror, Fuck You! I scream at the mirror, it lied to me, laughing at my misery and how impossible it is... Then I run outside, run at a nearby building, with four floors, jumping off the ledge... There's a pause as you fall, you get scared, and apologize, but when you open your mouth... All you can say is. How you believed you could fly, believed you could touch the sky, thinking abut it every night and day, spread your wings and fly away.
>ITT people will a mental disability
Why can't any of you act like normal people?
>>682257185
You're a faggot. That is all.
>>682264819
pretty much.
>>682264953
I have a younger bro and 6 nephews. ive showered with them all quite a few times over the years. have also showered with some of my nieces. any particular reason you want a 7yo? what would u do with him?
>>682258624
i do it for public torrents. i see private trackers appropriately though
>>682265491
probably just hotdog his cute little buns
i would never hurt a boy.
I don't really have any secrets but I do only have 3 years of memories
The only reason i have a girlfriend is because i accidently shared a coke with her.
She has herpes and back then i didnt know it.
Now im a walking ball of herpes if every type and generally hate myself for it
I am gods secret weapon. I am baphomets nightmare, I am Michael's sword, the tip of the spear. Resting. The time is coming soon where the great battle will take place. If Hillary Clinton wins the gates of hell will ajar and my battle will begin. Here's my secret. I am a bred warrior, shall I kill before the great battle I shall fall into a spiraling pit of darkness and begin a rampage. I have an urge to kill but if I do it'll be bad.
I put my Finger in the pooper
>>682265605
nice, boy butts are just as good as girls'. i would never hurt them either, physically nor emotionally, would never cross that line. i do enjoy helping them shower if needed, have lots of times.
>>682264491
You Must have put it in the wrong angle
>>682254976
A-are you the slut from a few days ago who is into lolis'
Anyways, secret
>I was "molested" by a 10yo girl when i was 15
Not sure if it counts as secret, but im a somewhat well known actor.
However, i secretly hate all of this, the payment is good but thats it.
>>682255333
double dubs and trips?
that anon should become an hero
Went on kik thread expecting a good wank. Instead got disgusting cheese pizza. Fucked up man
>>682266789
Who
>>682255333
>>682254976
Im pretty sure I saw the mourning star
Not a secret I guess
>>682266645
no but i know who youre talking about
>>682262628
like anywhere from a .2 to a .5 per shot, grams wise. Shooting makes it much more intense but way shorter. You think you come down of sniffing a line quick? 3 minutes after a shot you start to come down, and you come down alot harder
>>682262547
You want real crime? I break into drug dealers houses and if they happen to be home cut them, all in the name of quick cash and drugs that cops cant be called for walking out of their original owners homes
Every day I want to die and have a severe case of self hate.
All I do every day is try to make everyone laugh and try to pretend to be happy. No one knows.
I'm so fucking lonely.
>>682267219
There was a slut into lolis?
>>682259244
Gib wenigstens zu, dass es keine Bilder gibt, du Fagote.
>>682267946
yes,
>>682255192
Yo did you and the friend ever do anything before?
>>682266789
Intriguing
I secretly hate women
>>682259406
Whenever my sister in law visits I fuck my wife and let SIL clean my dick with her mouth while I talk dirty to her about tasting her sister's cunt.
>>682268075
What was her story?
I shot the sheriff
>>682266789
You doing ok? Get some cake this year?
I shot a man in Reno
Just killed a man... Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger
I cheated on my fiance with my best friends gf
>>682268510
Why?
>>682268676
And now what?
>>682268816
>Why?
Just to watch him die
I had a friend who was a big baseball player back in high school
>>682268676
Mama, life had just begun?
>>682261285
>spot on lmao
I like big butts
>>682256313
anyone here get married recently?
Nobody I know got killed in south central LA today
>>682268881
So, what do you do when you hear that whistle blowing?
>>682266789
who are you? what country?
>>682269098
But can you lie?
>>682269308
>So, what do you do when you hear that whistle blowing?
I hang my head and cry...
>>682269477
Is this a meme or something?
I would do anything for love
My girlfriend has borderline and I can't tell anyone out of respect...
>>682257200
lol hope she finds out and exposes your kneecaps
>>682269514
Did you just come onto the internet yesterday?
>>682269579
Ah... There must be something you won't do?
Straight guy engaged. I used to let men suck me off in public toilets.
>>682269514
>2016
>still not familiar with Johnny Cash
ISHYGDDT
My and my 6 months girlfriend haven't had sex yet.... Were both 26.
FML!
Nobody else knows this. I just farted.
>be me
>heading down south to the land of the pines
>thumbing my way into NC
>Staring up the road
>pray2God.jpegg
>see headlights
>made it down the coast in seventeen hours
>picking me a bouquet of dogwood flowers
>hopin for Raleigh
>so I can see my baby tonight
>mfw she rocked me like a southbound train
Never told anyone this before
I cheated on my girlfriend as many times as I've been with her.
I want to kill myself next year but I don't know how to do it. I don't live in America so I don't have access to any firearms. What do I do?
>>682254976
I rape your sister
>>682269812
kek
>>682254976
You make me wanna shout
>>682269812
Why is she still your gf?!?!
Just got back from a two year tour in the middle east to find my girlfriend is 7 months pregnant. I fear the child might not be mine.
>>682269907
None?
When I was in high school I would strip in my bedroom window for my neighbor who was one year behind me in school. If call him and we'd have phone sex then strip, dance and touch myself in the window for him to jack off to. His dad saw me as well and assumed I was doing it for him to get off on. Sometimes they'd both jack off to me at the same time and not even realize it. I loved cumming hard in the window for them to see. The taboo nature of it really got me off. Pic related. Me in high school.
>>682270059
Well she blows me and other than this thing about sex she pretty awesome, beautiful and funny ... But yes this is destroying me and my relationship
>>682270205
KEK
>>682261043
To internal affairs?
I seduced a young Male Afghani Muslim.
Made him convert to atheism before I'd be with him after craftily mind fucking him into thinking we were soul mates.
I had my way with him then dumped him.
I did it to see how important someone's faith is to them, and to see if you can manipulate someone's thoughts into thinking all they've ever known is fake.
He called me a devil woman.
He was gorgeous.
I'm 99% sure he killed himself a few months later.
I regularly fuck with people's heads to see what I can achieve without anyone actually knowing.
I've become quite good at it.
I don't even enjoy it.
Got hit by lightning before, never told anyone cause half won't think they'd believe me slash don't really care to
I better just greentext since you faggots will ask for it anyways
>be me
>few years ago
>caught in the middle of a railroad track
>look round
>knew there was no turning back
>mindracing.exe
>think what could I do
>knew there was no help
>no help
>sound of drums practically beating in my heart
>thunder of guns tore me apart
>mfw I was thunderstruck
>>682262418
Punishing bigotry is worse than not
When I was 10 years old I lost my virginity to a 28 year old woman at a public swimming centre
I do not regret it even slightly
>>682270228
have you talked about it?
>>682270556
I was only wearing a skirt and wig. Sorry,
best wishes
Tyrone
>>682257324
Got more of her?
This ever changing world in which we live in makes me give in and cry
I don't believe anyone really has anxiety disorder and it's just an excuse to be a faggot.
I fantasize about having sex with my aunt and her 2 daughters. My aunt isn't amazingly hot, but the 2 are. They're 23 and 20.
>>682270228
I suppose she wants to remain virgin til marriage? my gf and i are pretty much on the same boat.
When I was 9 my 15 year old cousin would baby sit me and make me rub her nipples, legs, feet and pussy until she came. Then she'd rub my nipples and jerk me off. Those were intense orgasms I had and I didn't even freaky know what she was doing to me. I'm really into nipple play and feet now because of it.
>>682270205
How old were you there?
>>682270205
You look good baby
>tfw you can't stop
>tfw when you're addicted to the shindig
>>682270821
18. Senior year.
>>682265914
You're good
>>682270205
Jerking off to you right now. You look so fucking hot.
I accidentally got it all over the floors, ceiling and on the cat. I didn't know how to react
>>682270876
Good, then I can say I would've creampied highschool you if I had the chance
I piss in my bathroom sink of my gf house and watch her parents fill the sink up and wash there faces in my piss
>>682270921
Yeah? I want you to cum to my pics. I love public sex now and love hooking up with girls in front of my bf at clubs and bars. Lesbian porn really gets me off and the danger of getting caught during sex in public does too.
I got something
>be me, middle school
>moved to a real neighborhood from a dirt road because of house fire
>first friend is Vietnamese girl 2 houses down, about 2-3 grades lower than me
>play with her and her little brother
>about 3-5 (I'm bad with guessing kids age)
>fucking funny as hell
Here comes the secrets
>hitting puberty (a little late)
>watch enough movies to get the point
>go into her room while she's downstairs
>smell her panties that were in a pile of clothes in her closet
>she comes into room, nearly catches me
>ff to another day
>playing hide and seek at her house
>hide in closet
>remember her piggy bank that she showed me, filled with hunneds
>decide fuck it, they won't notice
>take a hunned
>she finds me
>" oh man, you got me"
>next time we played hide and seek, she said her mom said that closet was off limits
>mfw I bought auto-tint glasses with that cash
>>682271100
I would have loved that. I was such dumb slut back then. And in college.
>>682271170
Damn. That's hot. When's the last time you were fucked in public?
>>682271170
Got any pics of even younger you? Wife bated while watching me tribute a pic of 7yo her.
>>682270747
>>682270622
We have talked about it. We have even tried but she a complandescent himen... That's basically a himen that never breaks. And... Well it hurts her.
Lately I can sence this is also messing with her head and she as become very closed regarding to sex...
It fucking sucks to be me!!
I have never played Half Life even tho im fairly old.
I remember i had it but i never got interested on it, id see other people play it and i was like "meh"
Didnt realize how much of a "huge" game it would be till years later.
Now, for anyone who have played it... would you recommend playing it now?
>>682271337
My bf fucked me in a park Saturday night. Fucked me right on the grass. I had two huge orgasms from it. So hot.
>>682260738
Pic related? your mom is young and how do you get nekkid pics?
>>682254976
I want to rape my younger sister...
It's pretty meh by your standards i supouse
I can see into people's eyes like open doors
>>682271241
Most high school girls are dumb sluts
The age of consent here is 16 and I've creampied about 50 high school girls over the years - thank god for 16+ consent
there is nothing more enjoyable than taking a 16 year old's virginity and cumming inside her bareback while she wears her uniform
>>682261177
She whored you out to men? women? did you resist?
>>682271566
Tips on how to bang 16 year olds? What just go to drake concerts or what
>>682271543
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>682271733
Fucking KEK!!!!!!#-$6:-'$&YSHDUCSF
>>682271566
I loved fucking older guys. They got off on how I was still in school and I got off because they were married or my friends dad. So fucking hot. I loved calling them daddy. They'd act surprised and then fucking explode. All older men had that daddy daughter fantasy and I knew it.
I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside
