ITT: Celebs we wish were pornstars
>Kardashian doesn't count, she's both anyways
>Sexy pics prefered but not required
>Nudes accepted but preferably no fakes
Autism. Stop threads like this for fuck sakes
Ariana Grande
>>682239589
dillion harper is so fucking hot jesus christ
>>682239118
Fuck yes. She's definitely my favorite.
Selena Gomez
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>682240994
all of my yes
>>682241188
I still fap to her
>>682241353
For all my /b/ros
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ycw8stzlul9nx1p/AACA729MC3hxKD0Z0waJoF0_a?dl=0
>>682241597
dump
>>682241565
Good taste anon.
>>682241657
Did you vote for her?
>>682241732
in the straw poll?
like a week ago.
been loving this taylor vs selena thing going on lately. so many good selena threads.
>>682242041
Good choice.
>>682239423
her past 5 boyfriends have been niggers and she's a notorious size queen.
>>682242185
cant wait for more music videos like this.
>>682239118
I also with she wasn't a lesbian.
>>682242237
thats pretty hot
Are you happy she's kicking Taylor's ass?
That poll has only been posted on 4chan.
Kim Kardashian. Oh wait.
>>682242411
definitely not surprised.
why would someone choose a wooden board over sexy Selena?
>>682241625
Based god
>>682242526
Well, as you can see, the majority of people on here voted for Selena.
A lot of the Taylor votes were probably proxy votes from a group of mad Tayfags.
>>682242357
fag
>>682241625
virus
>>682239423
Everyone views her as dirty dude...
>>682242185
Stop spamming this pudgy mexican brush....
>>682242420
Oh god yes
>>682243268
she was born and raised in the US.
she doesnt even know spanish
>>682243356
Ethnicity is a thing... you can see the genes seeping out of her fat body.
>>682243460
Unlike your fat body right?
yes please. see her now sexing up a young starlet
>>682243356
Ignore the mad faggots.
They prefer to fap over ironing boards.
>>682243028
That's not attractive. She's fat.
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>>682243630
Paid shill?
It is easy to tell.
>>682243665
Nice bait.
>>682240198
man she is so pure and inocent, i dont think she even have nudes
>>682243729
Keep trying.
I hope every fart here gets AIDS and Cancer and suffers incredible torment til taking their last breath for dehumanizing these poor women celebs... Natalie Portman...
>>682242982
see lavish styles
>>682243827
Salta...
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>>682242917
I always thought she was cute but god damn
so much
>>682244136
She's literally the best waifu.
Hnnng
Jennifer Lawrence al the way
>>682244116
Scarlett is the toppest qt Hollywood has to offer
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>>682243827
Léon: The Professional was filmed 23 years ago. She's 34 now (way too old).
>>682245292
>wearing a one piece is what fat women do
>>682245462
Just give it up faggot.
You're in the minority.
>>682245462
That bait tho
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>>682245627
No, she is fatty and there are superior women out there. Why are you wasting your posts?
>>682245776
Well post some faggot
>>682244724
Man, I would kill for her nudes
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>>682245776
Who are these "superior" women?
>>682245871
oh wow. that's not a very flattering photograph.
This is now a jlaw thread
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>>682245893
riding a huge long white cock
>>682245893
I'm going to assume his mother and imaginary girlfriend
>>682246007
Is there more of her butt?
>>682239589
The photoshop is strong in this one
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>>682246080
Who do you think did he photoshop?
I know that's Dillion Harper
>>682246098
She is fat... there are better body types out there.
>>682246046
Kek
>>682239589
wtf is that supposed to be
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>>682246222
This body is nothing out of the norm. Post other females.
>>682239118
If she had porn I'd watch every movie she made even the shitty shitty the East
>>682246308
Hate it all you want, the truth is still the truth.
>>682239589
Had no idea Seth McFarlane was so hot!
>>682242420
>>682243270
>Body Weight: 100 lbs (45 kg)
>Height: 5′ 3″ (160 cm)
yes please.
>>682246359
Just admit you're gay and get the fuck out of this thread.
>>682246171
Yes it's Dillion Harper
Yes, it's been shopped.
>>682246443
Shill or bot, either way sucks to be you.
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>>682246443
there is an alternate universe where you're having sex with them right now.
>but this isn't it.
>>682246359
some people will instantly throw a 5/10 to 9/10 or above just because they are in a show or movie they like.
Look at all the scifi "babe" Take that ugly ass xfiles chick. "OOO she must be a nerd like me for being in a scifi show! 11/10!!!!!"
Id at least like to see more sex scenes in movies, preferably rape.
http://xhamster.com/movies/365724/julia_stiles_o_face.html
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>>682243986
Back to /tv/
Rosario Dawson
>>682246773
too flat and fat to be doing that, let alone playing Harlee
>>682242982
MFW tiki tane ruined her hand.
Stupid maori.
>>682246666
See >>682246659
Also Gillian Anderson is a fucking babe, I have no idea what you're on about
>>682246897
Are you even trying, kiddo?
>>682246926
thank you for proving my point. She's fucking hideous
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>>682239118
What about Kylie Jenner or Kendall at least?
>>682244914
She has herpes look it up
>>682247038
Buddy, you're entitled to your opinion and I'm into older women, but saying she's flat out ugly is just you being butthurt
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>>682243270
http://video.vulture.com/video/Kelly-Ripa-Gets-Stoned-On-Broad
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>>682247127
Only fans of the show think she's anything over a 5-6. You only prove my point. Thanks for playing
>>682246644
thank god. she's hideous
>>682246768
My nigga, i miss you.
>>682242917
is this a weight watchers commercial?
>>682245871
ewww
>>682247236
Aww, I'm sorry that the poor baby can't handle someone liking something they don't. How do you survive? I don't give a shit about the show, like I said, I'm into older women. And anyway I'd say 7/10 times, yeah actresses are hired for shows/movies cause they're attractive. I don't know why that fact triggers you so much.
>>682246768
more
>>682245871
>her publicist has paid internet reputation services nearly a million dollars to forum slide this image from Goolge search results
>>682242420
Nice choice!
Would add Julie Bowen too. Those two are my favorite Milfs.
>>682247488
She's a pornstar wannabe right now.
>>682246768
Moar Maddie, please.
>>682242420
this
>>682247611
lol talk about someone getting butthurt.
Call your nerdcrush fugly and look at you raging
>>682246768
How do I unmute this?
>>682247905
Hahahahahhahahah fuckin neo-faggot.
>>682242420
Yuck. Built like a 11 yo boy
Vanessa Hudgens is the Ultimate Woman...
>>682247799
:^) I'm just stoned and can't understand how someone like you can function, buddy. But if you think I'm mad, go ahead. I'll be over here enjoying fapping, not whining about what women I don't like on the internet
>>682248007
007 of truth
>>682246897
She's a perfect Harley Quinn. You're clearly a fucking moron.
>>682248126
Depends on which version of harley you like more. The newer DC You version like in the movie sucks ass
>>682246897
>Harlee
>>682247201
this is the first time a woman has made me laugh.
>>682243063
>https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ycw8stzlul9nx1p/AACA729MC3hxKD0Z0waJoF0_a?dl=0
Nah its good, fuck off faggot
I mean, obviously.
>>682248465
What's in it then
>>682248465
nice try.
>>682239118
Appears to be a sweetheart. Guess I'll have to be satisfied with Samantha Rone.
>>682248339
yea yea. harleen harley..whatever
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>>682248014
I love how seemingly horny and nude she likes to be.
>>682248519
the secrets to richest and lots of cp all for the taking totally anonymously
>>682248519
I downloaded with my virtualbox lab. It's a Russian rootkit.
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>>682247675
lmao a million dollars poorly spent, this only made my dick more diamonds for that fat slutty JLaw ass
GO AHEAD CALL THE INTERNET POLICE THEY CAN'T UN-GIS-RAPE YOU
>>682248639
Derek Jeter gave her herpes.
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>>682248596
Who is this 3 penny lollipop whore? Why isn't she dead in a ditch?
>>682239118
jlaw
>>682246644
Who photoshopped the giant dick and balls bulge in her pants
>>682248908
I'm white but I love Hispanic women.
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>>682240994
Without all the V crap on it...
>>682248126
Agreed.
>>682249012
A genius and a saint
>>682248703
http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=Jennifer+Lawrence+fat
Seriously. They flooded the internet with thousands of articles talking about the suffering women go through and how fat shamming is a form of harassment. On the surface, it seems like she's advocating for women but the real purpose is to form slide that image.
>>682249133
Thank you based anon!
SAVED
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>>682249076
You like this?
>>682249223
;) You're welcome.
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>>682249244
My preference:
>Latina women
>Asian women
>White women
>Black women
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>>682249190
>my face when it 404s
>>682246897
You call her Harlee but still can't get yourself detached from the local hardees, fuck off Randy. You cheeseburger walrus
>>682249394
I hate interracial porn but even I want to see this bitch sit on a huge black dick.
She deserves it.
>>682249190
>http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=Jennifer+Lawrence+fat
>404
how the fuck?
>>682249190
absolutely fucking retarded
as though JLaw isn't in the top 10 percent of American women in terms of 'not being a fat cow' (top 30 percent simply because she can walk under her own power)
as though thousands of dudes are going to look at that pic and suddenly stop watching her movies (lol as though dudes ever watched a JLaw movie int he first place)
If you told her 'I looked up insecurity in the dictionary and there was a picture of you' she'd probably start crying as she rifled through the nearest copy of Oxford's English, lmao o well bby I'll still plow your big bubble butt (while snickering)
Ahh such a perfect day to be a slut like Kendall Jenner.
>>682239118
>wanting to see a girl you like get fucked by other guys.
being so much of a cuck.
I'd really like to see how Sarah Silverman fucks. You know she's a freak.
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>>682249811
That's pretty much the definition.
>>682249806
Such a perfect combo of baby face and slut.
>>682249557
I second this.
>>682249963
No, no it's not.
>>682249976
I agree.
She gets hotter every year.
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>>682248876
Hey, Ted Cruz's daughter is off-limits.
She's kinda homely anyways.
>>682249905
this is weird, it's like JLaw herself is responding to my shitposting.
whatever m8 gimme some more of that ass n them tits.
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>>682250297
HNNNG that Khloe booty.
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>>682249815
Just image.
You on top. Sweat dripping down and you pound away. And she looks up at you and says
"Oh i got a new joke. So a rabbit and a fox..."
Never stick your dick in a comedian
Can you picture it?
>>682250556
She looks mentally retarded in this picture
>>682250522
"how many jews can you fit in DEEEEZ NUTS" *surprise blast of jizz on her face as u run away*
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>>682250649
Congrats on graduating middle school this year
>>682250629
better?
>>682250458
should've paid someone a million bux to follow her around and remind her not to take nude pics, too.
>>682250736
hey rabbi whatcha postin?
>>682250649
Al approves
>>682250258
nice
Betty White sucked a lot of cock to keep her job.
>>682250542
They have been offered big money to do porn. All turned down.
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>>682251117
When you've got millions because your parents sold you out at birth, you don't have to do porn.
Imagine her being a bitch and complaining how the dick inside her is not good enough.
Ellen would make great porn
>>682251132
Selena making all those other girls look bad.
>>682251270
She's no angel either.
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>>682248876
Someday you'll outgrow the Nickelodeon Channel.
>>682251270
except for having the worst face of the bunch
I'd kill to see this tit-cow get milked.
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>>682251270
I'm sure she boring as fuck and a dead fish in bed.
>>682251052
Yes, she was/is a nasty girl.
>>682251428
i hear about all these sex abuse and pedophile rings in Hollywood and I'm thinking, 'why isn't there a ring of people who just titfuck Hendricks on the down low? There's a secret society i could get behind. or in front of.'
>>682239589
Here now tou cant unsee it
Any and every child star.
>>682251463
>>mfw it actually is JLaw and she's been reduced to trading reaction gifs on 4chan now that the Hongry Games are over.
>>682251778
how i wish. then she wouldnt still be playing mystique and helping to make the xmen movies worse than they already are
>>682251751
here's your (You)
>>682251638
Dude thats disgusting
She is getting closer.
>>682251238
Nah, fuck Ellen
>Pleb taste.
The fact miley cyrus isnt a porn star tells me her wildnesd is a ploy to sell tickets
>>682251922
>here's your (You)
god fucking redditfags. This and underrated post shit needs to stop. I bet your faggot ass says fam and kys too
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>>682251384
Looks like a fat-faced beady-eyed ferret, right?
But her fans start a lot of the trap threads too (I get to see the IP logs at my, uh, job Annamouse!)
https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1468/26700338991_98a51e0ffc_o.jpg
too big to post
>>682251944
Sorry you don't like women. Perhaps the trap thread is more up your alley.
>>682252090
less gifs more ass
>>682252204
I dont like old women
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>>682252297
I took the hit for ya. It's just that plank of wood Taylor Swift.
>>682252061
here's your reply
>>682252297
It's Taylor Swift. No lie.
>>682251922
Finally. Acknowledgement from someone over the internet. This is it, this is what I've been waiting for, what a time to be alive.
please
>>682252300
once upon a time she had a million dollar ass. She got in early when people were still all about big tits.
Now it's not even worthy of a $5 hooker.
>>682252186
Who the fuck needs this high res of an image?
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>>682240994
Mexican JonBenet Ramsey is that you?
>>682252276
Then you ain't lived anon.
Trust me, you will someday.
>>682252435
She looks like Billy Corgan.
>>682252061
Not the same anon, but I've been guilty of two of those things. Even so, you've got a valid point and I'll make it a point to change that, but how do you know they're from reddit?
>>682252558
/hr
>>682252562
im kinda disturbed knowing someone has this many pics of JLaw and they're all just reaction gifs and not nudes.
>>682252612
Ill like women that age when i am that age
>>682252572
kek
>>682252633
100/10 would fuck Billy Corgan girl
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>>682252653
>but how do you know they're from reddit?
>>682252698
Not him but you have never had a crush on a well known person?
>>682240994
Meh. Barely fappable. I wouldn't shit on this bitch if I was on fire.
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>>682252841
oh god i needed that one.
It's based on age thing. Needs to be updated. Summer 2015 to now are tumblrfags
This thread needs less Selena Gomez and more Emma Watson.
What are you fuckers, 12?
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>>682252633
No she doesn't. That picture proves it.
>>682252864
no, because how in the fuck would they even know who I am?
can't get crushes on niggas just looking at their pics.
>>682252933
Why harass him? Just let him crush on her
>>682253016
>potter fucknard calling other people 12
>>682252720
Like what you like. That's your own business.
But I will observe that finding women 'disgusting' is rather a homosex attitude. Just sayin'.
>>682252435
This. She's got some banging titties
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>>682253279
You gay, nigga.
>>682253067
A person doesnt need to know who you are for you to crush on them and at keast un my case i stand 0 chance with anyone so my crush pn a certain south african rapper is hurring no one
>>682248553
that's Caroline Wozniacki
>>682253366
that's what you think, Iggy is actually mad as fuck at you and cyberstalking you RIGHT NOW.
>>682253339
Stop projecting meskin' faggot.
>>682253519
>iggy
>implying i would crush on a no talent
>>682243986
Oh god yes
>>682253642
well now she's sad because you denied it.
>>682253339
Nah, just racist.
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>>682241597
I live in a neighborhood filled with Mexican cuties 10 times hotter than this Disney princess. I honestly don't know what you see in her other than the fact that you'll never siff her panties.
>>682253810
I denied nothing iggy is a shit rapper who also calls herself a "rapperin"
NEW CELEB FAP THREAD
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NEW CELEB FAP THREAD
>>682253874
NEW CELEB FAP THREAD
>>682253874
NEW CELEB FAP THREAD
>>682253874
NEW CELEB FAP THREAD
>>682253874
NEW CELEB FAP THREAD
>>682253874
NEW CELEB FAP THREAD
>>682253874
You can cum if you want to. You can leave these plebs behind.
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>>682253658
>She never twerk my hearth with her hips.
Why live?
>>682253947
you don't need to explain your celebrity crush to me, anon.
>>682253929
Not him but what is your end game here?
>>682254049
I dont have a crush on iggy and iggy isnt south african in the first place
>>682253929
I've always wanted to siff