ITT: we live in a small bunker
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ITT: we live in a small bunker
shitter's clogged
*farts*
>>682239024
God damn you
>>682239024
who smelt it dealt it.
plungers in the cupboard
Everyone close your eyes. I need to fap.
are there any porno mags?
hey guys gunna get some air outside real quick
>>682239523
Here you go anon. I'm done with it.
>>682239831
fucking hell anon, did anyone bring any straight shit?
hey guys, I know we covered it in the last house meeting but I'd like to revisit my proposal that THE FLOOR IS LAVA THE FLOOR IS LAVA DONT TOUCH THE FLOOR
I brougt weed.
Im back from being outside, My body feels hot, just gunna sleep it off.
>>682240038
i have responsibilities and shit. im not a drug addled faggot like you.
>>682240271
Fuck off! Get your sweaty radioactive fat Cheeto covered ass away from me, Faggot! Go sleep on anom's bunk!
>>682240569
Geez alright man chill
Anybody have a gun? I really want to fucking kill myself.
shitter's clogged again
>>682240764
That's it, you lost bathroom privileges. Go shit outside.
>>682240740
can you go lie in the freezer first? you'll spoil slower if we cool you down
>>682240740
Not gonna give it to ya just to spite you.
God damn guys. Dinner did not sit well with me. I've got some rank gas.
THERE'S A BOMB UNDER THE BED. HOW DO WE DEFUSE IT?
>>682240740
Only got this anon
No guns here.
Someone please tell me there is some straight porn
>>682240764
Fucking shit, did someone take my Oreos?
>>682240764
Dammit tyrone
>>682240839
Sure thing man, you know, freezing to death sounds more peaceful. You can use me as barbecue later
>>682240982
Only gay porn here
>>682241060
I took them.
The WiFi reception in here is fucking shit
Can one of you nerds fix it
anyone got any trap porn
>>682240979
I can use that too for... Other things.
>>682240982
All I have is furry. Don't think that counts. You... You can try sticking my gun if you want.
>>682241109
Their expired. Just give them back.
>>682241138
Got it! Here, watch my milk for me.
>>682241227
NO! THEY'RE MINE NOW!
>>682240982
here u go
>>682241227
Already ate them. They tore my stomach up something fierce.
>>682241060
It was Tyrone C. Wings I swear!
BUGS!!!
WHO THE FUCK IS TORRENTING I GOTTA PLAY RUNESCAPE
>>682241252
>>682241324
You're the one who clogged the shitter!
>>682241364
CIVVIES GO REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>682241312
Let's hold this fat faggot down and beat him up with soap
Anybody got sum lays
>>682241386
ME! JUST CALM DOWN, IT WAS SEEDED A TON!
Anons im going to fuck the dog, I hope that its ok
Shitter is clogged
>>682241563
No one here has been laid, so go ahead. May as well before radiation McGee kills us all.
EVERYONE WE NEED TO CALM DOWN!!! Everyone in favor of a mass orgy say I
>>682241754
>>682241754
Eye
>>682241734
Fucking asshole
Let's send someone out there. See if the radiation makes them grow tits
How the fuck do they keep finding us ?
>>682241948
Just stating the facts here man!
Why are we down here, anyway?
Guys why do my spaghetti-os keep making lightning?
Shiters clogged
Can I borrow someones fleshlight?
>>682241893
>tfw you are so insecure you have this picture saved
>>682242187
The fucking spoon, you dipshit.
>>682242187
Flip the bowl upside down.
>>682242037
It worked! Rate me /b/
>>682242187
Holy shit bro. It went super saiyan!
>>682242243
I wish this goddamned Indian would leave, anyone here a plumber.... And a scuba diver?
I'm starting my own gang anyone want in before i make it exclusive.
guys dont freak out but, I dropped my jar of small mosquitos from africa
Guys, I found this bright yellow rock outside, where can I put it?
>>682242333
Checked. And I just came.
>>682242415
Hey thats pretty gud, Can I touch em?
>>682242577
great this is perfect to smoothen my gooch. thanks anon
>>682242577
Put it with radiation mcgee in the corner
The file here says there is a Mexican and a nigger among us. FIND THEM
>>682242243
Oh for fucks sake. How the hell does this keep happening?
>>682242633
Thanks.
Guys I ACCIDENTALLY broke the back up generator
Alright I was able to make this with the supplies we have, who wants sloppy seconds?
>>682238919
god damnit. who the fuck took the doorknob off the door and replaced it with a fleshlight...
Can i borrow someone's nigger, i broke mine
Whoa, why are all of you guys in my fap bunker?
>>682242643
Suck my dick first, faggot!
>>682242803
dont worry, that was only a backup for the backup generator. it isnt even plugged in
>>682242839
That was me. My bad.
Shitters clogged again!? Fuck it I'm shitting in the ventilation system.
You people. You wear helmets when you ride bikes…seatbelts in cars… alarm systems to protect your home… But what happens when those alarms come? … Crazy is building an ark after the flood.
>>682242998
because the F.A.P bunker is on the bleeding edge of bunker tech
>F.A.P.
future
apocalypse
protection
>>682242822
Goddamnit those were all our supplies you fucking nignog
guys help
>>682241551
Shut up, kid.
>>682242803
I fixed it.
>>682243271
I found the issue of the clogged shitter
I've found a huge bag of ketamine
>>682240032
SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK DAMN YOU
>>682243271
go fug yourself :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Found some cuts lying about in the freeze so I made some steaks. But they're well done.
Smell that? Where is it coming f... Shitters clogged.
>>682243281
yeah, like we even have soap!!!|
>KEK
Gary!
Why the fuck did they make the ceiling in this thing so god damn low. Also why didn't anyone bring any blankets?
>>682243436
Haha, Gary!
... the shiters clogged also I place my special card in defense
>>682243436
my name is carl
im your wife
jesus man
Well, who's going to be the girl first today?
>>682243436
haha Gary!
Who wants to listen to my complete Nickleback collection?
Just checked the shitter, it's not even clogged, you fucking cunts been lieing this whole time! I've been touching cloth for ages for fuck sake
*kills self*
Who the fuck stole the tv remote?
C'mon guys this isn't funny
>>682243641
ME!!
who wants to jerk off with me
>>682243552
Thanks for volunteering. Now get down on your knees.
who in the fuck searched up midget porn on my laptop
guys, i found some food
Where the hell do you newfags keep getting these "dickcards" from?
I've got a guitar, I feel like playing it, and I only know two chords. And no, no one else can touch it.
>>682243737
Is it gay if i raise my hand
Found the flesh light.. I think.
>>682243806
Me.
>>682243838
yes
>>682238919
Shitters clogged again, boss.
>>682243829
>touches my junk then touches your guitar
>>682243829
I'll play it at your face at 30 miles an hour if you don't stop twanging the damn thing.
>>682243908
THAT'S NOT THE FLESHLIGHT! KILL IT!
>>682243804
Okay!
>>682243908
I think McGee had it last.
>>682243908
I've heard it feels great if you put that on your balls.
>>682243908
hey this feels really good, oh....uh...OOOOHHHHH.....im keeping this
Fuck it...let's play cut the rope, your up anon.
I found hazmat suits in the storage.
Dubs get to wear them and leave the F.A.P bunker
>>682243829
Looks like we have to eat each other's cum to survive.
GET OUT OF HERE, FAGGOTS
ROLL
>>682239024
I'll take care of it
>>682244119
>>682244119
I hope I get it
Hey I hope you guys don't mind but I said these guys come inside, hope that's cool.
Guys don't move, I think I lost my pet snake
Stop jerking off you fucking homo's
Hey guys will this be ok in the microwave?
>>682244222
>>682244233
You guys, GET OUT!
I put on my suicide vest, yell ALLAHU ACKBAR, and hit the detonator killing all you infidels.
>>682244347
SNEK!
>>682244318
Glad i got the hazmat suit. suck it moving to Vegas
>>682244119
>>682243946
Hey you brought the booze didnt you? Can I get a pull?
Does anyone have a banana. Kinda hungry over here
>>682244368
you are forgetting you are in the suicide area of the bunker, you end up only killing youself
>>682244368
You're the infidel, infidel.
>>682244368
your being delusional again john your white remember?
Is the bunker door supposed to be open?
Oh look we got neighbors
They glowy
And bloodshotty
>>682244347
Found it. Anon's fucking it. Guess that wasn't the flesh light.
>>682243991
>>682243995
>>682244207
>builds cement and metal mini bunker--bunker pregnant
>locks self in
>no explosives, too thick to get in by hand
>hooks up PA insides
>plays two chords forever
>blares
Relax guys, found my snake. It was in my boot
>>682241893
>someone actually went and made this
>>682244592
GOD DAMMIT, THIS ISN'T MY SNAKE
>>682241312
>anthro
>>682244470
>>682244480
>>682244481
With my second life I move to the non suicide area, stand next to you three and hit the trigger. ALLAHU ACKBAR. May I be rewarded with 52 virgins
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO RADIATION MCGEEM, WHERE IS THE DAMN GUN
OH FUCK BEES EVERYONE GET OUT
>>682244253
>Mac
I'm not surprised
Okay who are my chocolate?
>>682244969
Guess it was my snake
>>682242332
Nigger
>>682244844
but they're right here, anon
>>682244969
It's in the toilet. The clogged one. Not sure which one though.
>>682244905
I took it with the suit.
AHH NUUUUUUUUUU
One hazmat suit left.
Trips get the last suit.
>>682244707
somebody went and made 9/11 so putting a ton of small black penises together isn't that hard.
>>682245102
was it my snek?
>>682242524
I want in what will we call ourselves
Hi guys :3 ! Im a furry, I hope you all respect me for who I am XDDDD
>>682243436
>>682244969
i r ur choc
>>682245329
Well, show me that ass of yours
>>682245202
it was my snek.
>>682245329
get out of here this is a brony bunker
>>682245391
>>682245329
hey, can I cut a hole on that suit where your anus is?
Who wants to torture my balls?
>>682245444
chkd
Name my bong
oh yeah, and the toilet doesn't work anymore
Fuck guys. My nose will just not stop bleeding
>>682245444
Nice trips, take the last hazmat suit and gtfo
>>682245486
You sure can, friend!
The führer leaves the ship.. heil and goodbye
>>682245525
It hasn't been since some nigger clogged up all of them. Have fun smoking Indian chocolate.
>>682245585
going in dry, this is going to be ruff
>>682245525
fucking garbage man. that this wont even get you high. this is my new bong.
>>682245549
Sorry, but I must have something to punch, hopefully you understand.
>>682245329
Guys guys. We wont freze down here. We'll just burn this fucker alive. And make it eat live puppies
Then I'll put my babies first power drill through some baby horses head
Who wants to help
>>682245784
fucking stop, this is as close to pussy we are all getting to
>>682245784
Pic related is what I will do to you.
>>682243946
Welp, have fun guys. I'm withdrawing off heroin and I have the flu. I have profuse diarrhea and vomiting. I've also got a few massive cysts that need to burst. On top of that, I didnt shower for two years before this, and I inherited my father's body odor (bad). Sickness and bodily fluids turn me on, so I will be uncontrollably masturbating throughout this entire experience.
>>682245572
no im gonna stay here and watch you die and fuck/fuck with your bodies.
Hey everyone is me, spongebob.
>>682246029
Hope you like to get tortured.
>>682245867
>>682245892
Faggots.
Whatever. I'm off to go make rabits eat their babies. Also whos snakenwas that outside? I kinda fed it to Brian O'reilly. And then killed him
>>682245170
Okay.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES ALL OF YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I NEED ALL THE MATRESSES.
Shiters gone nuclear
>everybody thinking they're going to be doing crazy 4chan stuff
>everyone just awkwardly sits there saying nothing to one another
>>682246111
Oh nice I got the suit. Hahah fuck you guys. I'm off to go rape my cousins and tourture animals. EXCEPT KITTENS
I love kittens
Cats are ass wholes though
found suit armor and a spare, who wants it?
>>682246300
But the shitters clogged again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCfBjjQVMo4&spfreload=5
*plays this song over and over and over*
>>682246426
yeah, and were all patiently waiting for our turn you fucking savage.
>>682246426
FUCKING STOP. THE SHITTERS WERE NEVER CLOGGED. THEY ARENT REALL. THEY ARE JUST PAINTED BUCKETS. I AM TAKING THE REAL SHITTER AS MINE. FUCK YOU GIYES >:^)
>>682246426
It wouldn't even pass through anyone's minds to declog it.
I'll be honest, I poked holes in the hazmat suits...
Cookie Monster is now the ruler of the wasteland.
>>682246382
I guess no one wants it
>>682246788
Jokes on you. I poked holes in all the tampons last night. Now your semen entered that girls helly and is burning its way through the baby egg. We will have a son soon anon
And her name will be
PenisVille
i'm thinking of tossin' my gun in for the Enclave..
>>682246942
>tampons
Dubs gets to wear the Spock Helmet.
>>682247176
GIVE IT NOW
>>682247176
check em
>>682247136
Thats what females use to stop sperm you numbnpenis
Permate virgin
>>682247300
Well played.
>>682247491
hehe......I will now venture out
guys, there's a grill out there.
someone get her a towel
>>682247575
wat do u see?
shitter's clogged yet again
So, there are like 60 of us in this bunker. It's fair to say at least one of us IS a woman in disguise. I call dibs on first breeding you ass monkeys!
>>682247768
ur mum on her knees B^)
>>682247766
Thats my cousin. Fuck off its time for me to rape her
>>682247766
THATS NO WOMAN, THATS A MAN
>>682247827
>calling dibs
Might makes right. I cast Fist.
>>682247889
dont fuk wit me
>>682247971
>Might makes right
Hath thou faced my neckbeardy wrath of intelligence and katanas?
>>682247979
Come forth nigger
>>682248152
whoa there
im out
>>682248149
I cast Fist on your neckbeard.
>>682247939
Austin get back in the porta pottus
anybody got cheese pizza?
>>682248329
Neckbeard absorbs fist
Retort with cheeto dust to the eyes
>>682248473
I cast Fist, rolling for accuracy check through Cheeto dust.
>>682248426
I have some roast beef at the next exit. Oh I forgot to mentiion. This bunker is an RV
>>682248737
So either we're all clowns or this is a giant tank.
Okay so yes, I may have called dibs on the first women we find for breeding, but I got my torrent folder to share with you guys. Hope you enjoy melodic death metal guys
>>682248737
Where are we going?
>>682248858
It's okay, I'll have the kill myself instead.
>>682248864
Left right
>>682248706
I use weeaboo relfexes to dodge fist
I cast gaijin speak to cause you to cringe
>>682248943
No thays wrong.
Were going right left, right?
>>682248943
And then?
>>682248840
We are all clothes in a giant tank
>>682249057
Clowns*
>>682249093
*Clothes, fuck haha, I'm retard.
>>682249013
Fuck off slant eye
>>682249042
Right straight stop for beef water
>>682249135
*retarded, fucking shit man. Hahaha, living up to my name here folks!
>>682248986
Joke's on you, cringing increases the power and accuracy of Fist, which I cast at your fedora, the source of your powers.
>>682248928
Aw come on Anon, at least it isn't nu metal
>>682249199
Jokes on you. I stole your pickle milk
>>682249188
that wasn't and you aren't funny.
>>682249199
Curses! My MLP badges are broken! Gg anon.. Gg..
>>682249291
*that wasn't me, jesus christ I'm stupid as fuck
>>682249263
>>682249157
>pickle milk
>beef water
Lol whut
Also SAMEFAG
guess again
>>682249263
You can keep it. Shit's disgusting.
>>682238919
Im going to kill you all in your sleep
>>682249517
Yeah, have fun dying of leukemia before walking in the front door.
Well guys, it's been fun being in the bunker, but I need to stretch my legs. Cheerio queeflords! (Also thanks for the fun times seeing as I am back on 4chan after not using for a year)
>>682249588
Jokes on you I cum in back door
>>682249496
Jokes on you, remeber that needle you injected from the doctors office? I filled that with pickler milk
>>682249135
Jokes on you
We dont even acknowledge clothes as real
Jokes on you dickfart king
You never left
>>682249877
>trying this hard
Found a tard, guys. He's without his handler, must've sneaked in alone. What should we do with him?
>>682250056
Die
>>682250253
Jokes on you. I'm not a tard. I'm a Re
>>682250253
Love him for his wit >>682250356
>>682250598
Jokes on U. I'm already in vallhalla.
Jokes on youe, I was WITNESSSED
>>682243812
awesome, about time we had some variation in here
>>682250253
I found a helmet, he must have dropped it; its not safe for tards to go out without their helmets.
>>682251070
Jokes on you that isbreally a thumbs down in my eyes. My autistic brain just flipped the immage to help me THE GAME feel betyer ablut my self
The joke is on you. Prepre your ass
fapping silently
We haven't even found a breeder and we're already getting retards. Wow.
>>682251142
Jokes on you. Its your helmate
>>682251200
this
chekt
>>682251200
why do I hear you
>>682251219
Incest is a powerfull drug
Jokes on you, gAy faggots produce more autism than vaccines
Anyone wanna hotbox this bunker with me?
Toilet got clogged by the snake again.
Cloggers shittered.
>>682251312
Jokes on you. The air conditoner is on so we cant get hot
>>682251469
Jokes on me. That was my oenis
god damn it, who was in the lower levels last? ive told you guys a million times to wash off the slave when you're done with her
There's a nigger in the basement. What do we do with him?
>>682251564
Jokes on you, you are the slave
>>682251646
Jokes on you, its lynch time
>>682251748
Jokes on myself
>>682251646
Let him out and use him for hard labor.
>>682245270
The Funnel Cakes
>>682251731
nice try loser
>>682251750
Jokes on you. The birth gover is the only one in jard labor
Does someone else want to have a turn on the mystery crank?
>>682242803
You penis tenis
I'm gonna kill you if you hurt bertha again
