Anyone ever tried to make a homunculus?
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Anyone ever tried to make a homunculus?
I saw this shit just tonight literally the most disturbing shit I've ever seen on fucking youtube I don't know what the fuck the Russian dude did but holy fucking shit only terror.
source?
>>682234282
Full of shit
Someone inform my fucking dumbass what I'm looking at
How op?
>>682232935
>>682234282
links?
>>682234501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
>>682234501
https://youtu.be/HNLPXzlz6-I
>>682234282
pretty sure the video is fake but I dont know for sure, either way yeah the concept is pretty much the most disturbing shit ive come across in quite some time
>>682232935
Not willing to spend that kind of xp, plus homunculi do nothing a celestial monkey can't.
>>682234501
This is the video that trigger all, I really believe that thing really was alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ&feature=youtu.be&bpctr=1462169177
>>682234859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ&spfreload=10&bpctr=1462169305
>>682234802
Guy injects jizz into chicken egg, result is op's pic
>>682234802
Some Russian dude but his semen in an egg and made a homunculus
>>682234802
experiments of human insemination of a fertile chicken egg which supposedly produces this slimy white blob that is alive and can move. it is by a Russian you-tuber and went viral. many question whether its real or not
>personally i think its a hoax
>>682234859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6nEaT6QaWQ
Here was the most recent attempt, well at least the analysis from an American dude.
>>682232935
I'm thinking of trying it myself. I can get fresh eggs from a friend, and I need to just get a needle.
probably some retarded anti-science propaganda
>>682235156
OP's picture isn't even the worst is the one with the fucking eye that spits at him.
Someone try this with an ostrich egg
It's a weird video. Fake, but weird. Not sure what could have been used to make the strange thing in the video.
Didn't know so many people subscribed to Mr. Nightmare.
>>682235424
*tips neckbeard.
>>682235453
bump
>>682235453
This
>>682235542
Yep. He's got some cool videos. This one is definitely my new favorite.
>>682235453
It happened. It was an even more obvious fake over the span of 7 videos. I'll try to post the link.
>>682232935
bro i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682235406
Please do this? Just to debunk it or see what could happen.
I can't fully say it's not possible for SOMETHING to happen. But, obviously a homunculus doesn't appear.
>>682236090
tl;dr
But fuck of with this gay ass copy pasta
>>682236372
That's what I'm thinking. From my high school knowledge, two animals have to be from the same species to be able to make an offspring. I've hatched chicken eggs before, and it is cool to watch them hatch. So I'm interested to see what happens with human sperm. I'm honestly predicting a smelly mess.
>>682236727
Also, knowing the kind of people on this board, if someone wants to fuck a chicken and then incubate the eggs, that would be cool too.
>>682236727
Yup, also seen unsuccessful hatched eggs,and it could make something similar.
But, the chromosomes won't match up, so obviously nothing will happen. But, wtf is it in the video is my question.
Trips and I'll replicate the experiment
>>682237596
And post results on the 10th day of course
>>682237596
roll.
>>682237366
>obvs it won't happen cuz chromosomes don't match
They don't match exactly but it'll still create something. How do you think horse giraffes and ligers came to be? A few chromosomes apart and it might survive. Might even have some advantages over its natural parents.
>>682237596
Also roll a la 888 do it faggot
>>682235239
There are more than one attempt? What the fuck!
>>682237596
ay b0s gib the homonculus
>>682237596
GOD WILLS IT 888
>>682232935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EW27b8_E_I
Someone once tried OP...
>>682237596
999/000 give it 40 days faggot do it right
>>682237988
>>682237596
RE BIEN 11111111
>>682237596
222 do it faggot
Roll for trips
>>682232935
bullshit.
>sophomore biochemistry major
>>682237596
rolling again
>>682237882
>>682237899
>>682237988
>>682238108
>>682238225
All these close ass attempts
This is how a real god does it
Check theses 3s
>>682237596
Self roll because I'm actually curious as fuck
>>682237596
444
444 get
Mi libro....
It isn't real you dumb fucks chickens have less chromosomes then humans, therefor the egg has around 32 chromosomes whilst the speed has 64 so the sperm would die you fucks
FAKE
FAKE
FAKE
FAKE
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>682237596
55:555:55555
>>682236090
name ?
>>682238502
Still worth the try
>>682237596
Rolling
666 get
>>682238551
66:66777 (^^^) RE ROLL >>682237596
>>682238666
FUCKING GOT SICK ROLL M8 DO IT FAGGOT
>>682237596
>>682235453
https://youtu.be/_rgfljRTMUU skip to the middle
>>682238666
WIN.RAR
>>682238666
God Damn anon alright I'll see you guys in 20 days keep on the lookout for me
>>682238768
40 days faggot do it right
>>682238666
Fucking appropriate trips
>>682238666
HAIL SATAN /B/RO'S!
>>682238666
WINRAR DEVIL TRIPS FOR PLAYING GOD IN THIS EXPERIMENT
>>682238666
OMFG! ALL THE WAY FROM DOWNTOWN!
888 stolen trips
>>682238666
SATAN DECREES THAT A HOMUNCULUS BE MADE
>>682238666
HEROIC
WE MUST CREATE THIS DEMON BABY AND NAME IT MOOT.
TELL ME VVHAT U THINK
and when you see the 23s on my feet you know I'm tryna be the best
and I'm balling out in the 4th quater like I was possessed
tryna lead the wave of young niggas like I'm ceasar so you see me beat my chest
and we wilding out on these monkey bars I'm spitting like we in the jungle
I'm running through the competiion Like i'm lacy I'm dropping no fumbles
just hits, and you better believe I won't miss on that straight shooter shit like I'm the kid billie
no jeans on because I'm wit ya girl and we getting silly
and she vanilly so I turned her bad
How fucking dumb are all of you?
Are we living in medieval times?
If I take the severed hand of a thief, coat it in wax and make a candle with some chants, will it prevent people from hearing or seeing me at night while I steal from homes.
Shit /b/ you can't be this stupid.
>>682238855
>>682238866
Double dub dubs!
Alright you fucking niggers I'm playing god in 40 days because I want to make this shit work hopefully I don't get banished into the pits of hell wish Me luck /b/ros I'll see you guys on the other side love yall
>>682239013
How about you jizz in an egg and post the results faggot
The chromosomes in the sperm will be larger then the egg so the sperm will die you morons
>>682239048
I'll need to set a calendar event, lol.
>>682239013
>on /b/
>calls out people doing random things
>on the random board
>instead of roll/furry/other threads that have been done to death by retard 4th graders on summer break
>>682232935
maybe it was an embryo you dipshits, fucking retards, one of these days...
The chromosomes in the sperm will be larger then the egg so the sperm will die you morons.
>>682234282
Muy perturbador
>>682239172
Common sense and a basic understanding of biology will tell me I'm going to have a stinky egg with rotten jizz in it. Why would I need to waste 40 days for that.
If this was remotely possible, why would people only be learning about it RIGHT now, out of the entire span of human existence.
>>682232935
soo some faggot sticks his cum in a chicken egg with a semi-formed chicken inside and claims he made a human-chicken hybrid monster?
>>682239468
Nobody's really tried to jizz an egg, so try it.
>>682239468
Common sense in the medieval ages was that evil spirits caused diseases. Look where that got them.
This thread is at least more interesting than a dubs thread. Stop complaining. We Eben got satanic trips and an Anon is going to try it supposedly.
Not bad.
>>682239543
you're actually the real faggot for thinking that even a semi-formed chicken can come out of that. It's all fake
>>682238502
Chickens have more chromosomes, but it still wouldn't happen.
I heard about this recently and the videos are pretty shocking. I was actually totally dumbfounded after I saw the one where the thing spit at the guy. It does seem a little crazy, but if it's actually real I'd try this myself.
>>682239468
cause you normally get kicked out of a university / company for wanting to find out how jizz fucks with eggs?
why it could be real:
people in third world countries fuck goats, pigs, etc
some times those animals have half human half animal babies that die quickly.
this isn't really anything new..
why it could be fake:
the bandages are possibly where the "homonculus" were inserted into the egg between edits and repatched.
notice he never removes the bandages but always cracks open the egg on the side.
This is getting fucking interesting.Gonna set a reminder in 40 days.Dont fuck this up anon.
>>682239048
Anon
If you believe in God
You will go to hell for this if you follow through
Pls don't
The Satan trips were scary enough
>>682237900
10/10
>>682240953
That shit got me twice now. smh
>>682240487
You're literally retarded of you think his videos are real.
>>682240848
>>682240824
I don't know man I mean fuck yeah those satanic trips did spook me a bit but shit I'm curious as fuck what if it does work
>>682235222
Yeah there are numerous reasons why that would never fucking work and anyone who passed a high school biology class ought to be able to list them
>>682240798
those are birth defects.
the genetic code won't work together. that's what speciation is.
It's like.. if you copy pasted a few lines of java code and dropped in into a C program. It would glitch and crash. Only if you put some lines of java code into another java program would you get a modified result.
>>682237900
Mfw I got dubs too
>>682240953
Thanks m8
>>682241142
Prove the videos fake.
Pro Tip:You cant.
Its true that they seem fucked up.But unless you can prove it fake.Its real.Cuz its on the internet.kappakappakappa
They're real but think about its just a baby chick whos process was contaminated by the human sperm just like human babys are contaminated by smoke or alcohol
BUT IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE AND /B/ FUCK IT IM PLAYING GOD OH BOY 40 DAYS WISH ME LUCK ILL POST UPDATES EVERY FEW DAYS LETS DO THIS SHIT /B/ROS
>ITT people believe that biology isn't an ever expanding field of science where professors aren't still trying to figure out what makes many of the body's mechanisms tick
>>682241451
>BUT IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE AND /B/ FUCK IT IM PLAYING GOD OH BOY 40 DAYS WISH ME LUCK ILL POST UPDATES EVERY FEW DAYS LETS DO THIS SHIT /B/ROS
Heil the Anon whos gonna play God.Sweet lord Satan do it /b/ro.
>>682241451
What date is 40 days from now? Also, what time /timezone will you likely post?
>>682241655
I I'm cali right now ill post updates as to what I did and all that other shit
I honestly can't tell if the people who are saying this is even remotely possible are trolling or not.
Knowing this site there just might be people stupid enough to actually believe this
>>682241241
IF IT DOES WORK YOU WILL BECOME GOD AND GOD WONT LIKE THAT AND HELL BUD
Just let the Russians be dumb. Less commies in heaven the better
>>682242317
I'm agnostic tho
>>682237596
Trips
>>682242745
At least read the entire thread. Satanic trips were achieved. Your trips wouldn't have even compared.
>>682242530
Oh shit go for it then
I actually really want to see
Alright operating make a human chicken is a go
>>682241451
do it bro. make sure you get the freshest organic eggs you can find and use fresh semen to give it the best hope of working. and keep those babies warm for those 40 days
https://youtu.be/wGlZOSfTi8w
Book smash posted yet?
>>682242910
Satanic Trips on a Homunculus thread. Fuck me, this is gonna be sick if Anon delivers.
>>682240798
dafuq is that?
I have seen a ton of "I am going to tries its" so please, if someone is ACTUALLY going to try it give us some sort of way to make sure you doing it. This is genuinely interesting even though its most likely fake.
>>682234903
NIGGA
R O B T H E R O B O T
>>682243590
I already said I'm going to keep the board update on my 40 days and on the last I'll crack it open
>>682237848
I'm pretty sure your parents were a few chromosomes apart if you believe that.
>>682244058
What timezone at what time... also what days?
>>682232935
its fake he has more fake videos he is a scum
Why does he never get a close up of it?
Why no dissect it?
Why no pictures?
Why are you all such gullible faggots?
>>682244196
Ever hear of genetic chimeras faggot?
>>682244306
I live in California and I'll post around 8 pm my time zone so u have enough time to get everything ready
Sometimes my jizz smells like rotten eggs. Am I a homunculus?
>>682244467
Got it... keep it on /b/ and I will be here to cap it. When are you starting?
>>682244705
Tomorrow for sure once I get out of work
>>682244823
Got it, what picture will you use and what will the first sentence of the thread be?
ALSO DONT JEW US!
>>682244346
I am a biologist, so yes of course I have. What does that have to do with ligers, or ejaculating into an egg, for that matter? There is no way a chicken egg would be receptive to human sperm in any conceivable way. A tiger and a lion are one thing, they are similar species. A chicken and a human are so far removed they would never be compatible. You might want to have your chromosomes counted. I think you might have an extra one.
>>682238666
Guys I legit have chickens and eggs In my backyard any ideas how I can inseminate it I don't have a needle will post the creation on b
>>682245131
You cannot do it without a needle or a micro-micropenis
I guess you will be fine...
>>682235099
that slight of hand.
nigga you dumb.
>>682245002
Something to inform /b/ what I'm doing and a picture of the egg after im done doing what I'm supposed to
>>682245330
Really no way I can do it
>>682235003
>I really believe that thing really was alive
aw honey, youre simple arent you.
>>682239468
>Nobody's really tried to jizz an egg, so try it.
>implying science hasn't done every possible thing to fuck up anything
It's been done
>>682235222
>personally i think its a hoax
think? of course it is. theres no thinking to be done.
>>682245789
I'll try it will post
>>682245901
Put homunculus in the title of the thread so it's easy to find
Mfw this works and I become a father
>>682235406
Inject the needle into the eye of your dick, it's the only way.
>>682245901
Fuck off faggot this is my experiment try again in 60 days
>>682238556
autist
>>682238666
the end is near...
>>682243551
Mutated piglet. Isn't nature wonderful? :c
>>682246183
Implying I'm not gonna start my own little homunculus diy kit
>>682245055
So let's see - a chicken has 78 total chromosomes, or 39 pairs. Humans have 46, or 23 pairs. I think, possibly, there can be some kind of mutation in which the extra chicken genes can be shed off (deleted) as the human ones match up with the chicken ones. Similar species can have offspring with each other because they are a few chomosomes apart. Given your ad hominem example, I think that if a being can survive with one extra chromosome (albeit have a defect), then maybe 2 would work? Maybe 3? Maybe the other chromosomes simony get dropped? I don't know, but biology is an ever expanding science, and just 40 years ago you guys didn't even believe there was such a thing as the opiate receptor! So believe me when I think there is a possibility that in some way this could work. In the perfect scenario, the perfect conditions, repeatable and doable.
>>682238487
>>682239468
discoveries must be made somehow
>>682245746
post ur proof nigga
>>682240798
>people in third world countries
People in america fuck dogs, horses and pigs. You can find thats all over the Internet. But you can't find one video of a third world country citizen doing that. Ha
>>682246335
I think everyone is now. I have hens, I have syringes and a dick. Wish me luck
Sup guys
>>682246347
Technically animals with different amounts of chromosomes can mate, like a zebra and donkey, that have very different chromosome numbers. But they are similar animals, birds and humans will not work. Yes there are hybrids between animals of different genus even, but it is not likely in completely different families
The day /b/ actually went to hell satanic trips on an experiment to play god
>>682246347
Are you actually retarded?
Anyone with a primary level education of biology knows this is not even remotely possible.
Guys fucking imagine the news headline.
**A person on an image board ejaculated into a chicken egg and created a Homunculus.Science explodes**
>>682237596
You will not only replicate the experiment, you will also nurture whatever comes out of that egg.
>>682239048
DO IT FAM
>>682246873
I know it's very unlikely, and I don't think what was shown in the videos is anything close to a human - chicken hybrid. I think that's just an underdeveloped chicken, I dunno. We need to experiment rather than just theorize, then analyze. But I see your point.
>>682246873
Just the other day some guy in Malaysia had a kid with a goat. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mystery-over-mythical-goat-born-7838139
>>682246968
yes daddy call me retarded that makes me so moist
>>682247131
I Dont really think that an undeveloped chicken is black and shoots liquid out of its eye.
>>682246836
sup. i believe the vid is legit and heres why.
>dude has other videos of the same theme ancient knowledge shit etc, not some comedy channel this guy is real.
>first creature looks totally different from second attempt, if he was trying to fake it i think itd be a more "real looking" fake creature
>he smashes the creature and theres blood or whatever, not some robot thing
>for the final reason. in the latest vid after he got spit on by the second creation, the dude is in a LEGIT hasmat type suit like he is genuinely scared after what happened the last time.
>>682241451
God be with you
>>682238369
great job, participation ribbon awarded
>>682247252
I think there might have been some trickery to that experient. The black might be an infection, the eye just a marking.
But I emphasize: we cannot know for certain if we do not try it. It is no scientific to assume what we can test before testing it. I don't know if it will create anything. But I know it's important to find out, instead of comparing science dicks on a korean underwater basket weaving forum.
>>682247576
TECHNICALLY, 369 is a perfect factor of 3, or whatever the term is so anon wasn't completely off
>>682232935
Congrats Op, you just got wholle bunch of weirdos to inject semen in chicken eggs and wait while nothing happens, as if it wasn't enough that they will probably fap to loli stuff...
>>682247337
>This
also why would some random russian dude make a fake video to gain popularity. If he is using CG, it's pretty legit. He would either have a different job at dreamworks or have a crap ton of money to pay for someone to make it.
>>682247337
not so good bait SPAGHET
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>>682247131
Well scientists don't mess with human semen for ethical reasons since the 60's so you'll never see an actual scientist doing this shit.
>>682247159
Could be easily hoaxed, plus many people report goat kids look similar to human babies right at birth. Notice it doesn't look like a newborn infant but like a few months old
>>682241319
how do you explain the mule ?
>>682248286
>science won't do it
Why do you think we're here, on this shithole of very willing faux scientists? Surely we'll find the answers here.
>>682248361
The animals are still both mammals and have a recent common ancestry. Meanwhile birds and humans are really far off.
>>682241319
>>682248361
And the Platypus?
>>682248286
Maybe. They handed the abomination over to the authorities so it remains to be seen. Either way if it was an actual human baby I doubt they'd try and hide it and pass it off like that because an investigation that reveals it as a human would come with some very dire consequences.
>>682235099
I'm all ing bullshit, in the first vid he didn't move the cup from under it so it wouldnt drip on the table, next vid he moved the cup off the table for the jump scare of the book that looks like the bible.
>>682248809
Good observation
>>682248809
Yep,you got a point there.
>>682248809
Does not change the fact that the damned thing moved.
>>682232935
I'll just repost my YouTube comment cause I'm too lazy to type this shit again for you dumbfucks.
NO. JUST FUCKING NO. NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN. OK, so all this homunculus crap is really blowing up in Russia (the country I live in) right now. All these stupid schoolboys are attempting to make one and make jokes about it. THEY HONESTLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT. If you would study the BASIC COURSE OF BIOLOGY, which is GIVEN TO YOU AT YOUR LOCAL SCHOOL, you would now that if you fuck a bitch, a literal bitch, then she won't end up pregnant. If you cum into a female dolphin, you won't get a mermaid. SO HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO YOU GET SOMETHING FROM CUMMING INTO AN EGG? By this logic I can cum into a pot filled with dirt and have my own personal Earth Golem walk around fucking shit up. REPRODUCTION DOESENT WORK THAT WAY. "But Egor, what's in the video then? It's clearly something alive in that egg!" Ok, look at the first white "homunculus". IT DOEAS LITTLE TO NO MOVEMENT. You know what's that? THATS THE INSIDES OF THE EGG. You know that white part of your omelett? THATS THE HOMUNCULUS. "Oh, but the first one moved and had blood!" No shit. You know what also moves and has blood? CATERPILLARS. THEY PUT A FUCKING CATERPILLAR IN AN EGG, GLUED THE EGG BACK TOGETHER, AND CALLED IT A HOMUNCULUS. ITS CLEARLY A CATERPILLAR YOU DELUSIONAL RETARDS. If you are STILL not convinced, the guy who made the "homunculus" also has a video called "How to make a source of infinite energy", where he takes a lamp, and puts it's plug into a fucking plug splitter, or whatever that shit is called, to make a fucking loop. Sorry for any grammar errors by the way
I thought homonculus was a term for miniature humanoid creatures. This is a hybrid of two different species. Why this name?
>>682249226
Calm down, keyboard warrior
Has anyone ever injected jizz into a cat egg? Since it's a mammle it's more likely to survive.
>>682248494
what if it isn't the egg but this guys genes, he could have a defect or mutation in his sperm that reacts to the egg some how ? or both the egg and the sperm had a defect ?
Why can't i just believe this abomination is real without anon trying to shove his science cock down my throat.
>>682249226
Fuck, I made a lot of grammar mistakes there. Doesent matter; I was mad enough when this shit became popular here a few months ago, you can imagine how angry I am seeing this bullshit here. You guys have no idea what shitstorm this cause in Russia. (btw the "Bible" he used to kill the caterpillar is actually a russian-chineese translator, it's written on the cover)
>>682249574
Well we do have one anon supposedly trying this tomorrow
>>682249226
Only one way to find out. Go to a chicken farm, get a few eggs, and do it yourself.
>>682249679
Guess what? Guys from my local high-school actually did it. The egg smelled like shit, and there were no caterpillars inside. Study your biology, kids
>>682249106
Maby he had some electro sensitive material that would move when a current of electricity is ran through it
>>682249607
How many people have tried it over there? Cyka Cyka vodka babushka bylat
Why inject sperm into an egg when you can just fuck a hen?
>>682249226
never saw a caterpillar bleeding red, not saying all this bullshit isn't fake, just that the blood probably came from a small bag behind the book, not from the insect.
>>682246641
People actually have the resources and manpower for cameras in Northern-America. Your folk is too poor for that shit, sandnigger.
>>682249226
Just looking at his energy device. He says it's not infinite, it's basically a capacitor. There might be capacitors in the extension cord he is using and he might have gotten confused or the light bulb itself is acting as one. Guaranteed that it won't last more than 30 seconds to a minute, but that's not what he's claiming. It won't save electricity, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
>>682232935
If thit shits real, then we /b/tards can finally put our sperm to some use! Behold!
The birth of "Homunculus rate" threads!
>>682249998
Kek
It'd be like 'kinder egg reveal' threads but a lot creepier.
>>682249948
He has to have pretty damn good aim to make it bleed at the correct spot.
>>682249859
Were the eggs from a farm a supermarket?
>>682250018
Where's the problem? Hens love cock.
>>682232935
Anyone can explain why there's more of it from different sources?
Of course, some of these are visibly fake, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIGtCtRKr_M
>>682249546
>>682250208
>tfw your chicken/human crime against God hybrid doesn't make the Top 10
>>682249948
The blood is too bright, it's obviously fake
>>682249927
A shitton, honestly. There is a ton of other ake videos featuring the "homunculus": one of my favorites is the one where this guy's is holding an inside-out horse stomach with someone moving it wit a hand from the inside. Shit is as wierd as ever in the motherland right now
Here is the channel of the guy who started the homunculus shit btw
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC13jOfkwQtqqcLN5eoFPeZQ
>>682250193
Not sure, probably from a supermarket since he lives in the city. It doesent matter tho. If you want to try it out,buy fucking gas mask you fool
>>682249935
>>682250018
>>682250196
>>682250360
>>682237596
nigga do it with an alligator egg and pig sperm
>>682237596
get
>>682250518
Dear God
>>682234903
>>682234922
I-i don't think i can eat eggs anymore... I uh... Oh man
>>682250518
Wtf
>tfw no gf
>want kids
>tfw socially retarded so will never start a family in the traditional way
This thread has given me hope.
>>682234501
>>682234859
NEW FAGS
>>682250518
holy shit holy shit i've been hearing about this
>>682244579
No, you just have an std
Russian Kinder Eggs
>>682246215
retard
>>682250788
kek
>>682250788
0/10 :(
>>682250606
It's only dangerous if you also drink cum and let the egg in there for 10 days. You haven't done that, right?
>>682250661
You want to have a stinky, semen-filled egg? OK then.
Would this work if you injected it into an elephant egg?
>>682250516
I'm open minded, unlike close minded fools like yourself. Unless you have done this on a fresh egg, all the theory and cheap talk in the world is not going to prove or disprove it.
>>682250839
Ooooh shiiit.
Don't know if anyoneshe posted it yet https://youtu.be/06KsEq6AEMw
>>682234969
Only correct answer
>>682250863
This didn't work with the chicken egg, because this is FAKE
>>682250839
Do any of you even studied biology?
that's not how biology works. that's not how anything works.
>>682237596
Roll!
Guys after seeing this undeniable proof I'm curious...
What would happen if you injected chicken sperm into an already fertilised human embryo?
>>682250952
>Do any of you even studied biology?
Do you know what a joke looks like?
>>682250208
Kek
" and just like a black in the United States, it is killed for a small movement"
>>682250952
*Have
Anyway, let's just wait for some hero to do it, if you don't wanna believe me. I
would, but I don't want my flat to smell like a rotten egg filled with semen.
>>682251078
This guy gets it
>>682237596
Check Em
>>682237596
Rawl
>>682237596
Do it with a snake egg
Has anyone here watched the movie Splice? This is what this reminds me of
>>682241319
That's a poor example. Half the time Java Code in a Java Program exactly where it belongs will crash and fuck everything up. You can remove a line of code, then put it back exactly the same way to the character and it will fuck up.
>>682238666
Satan Confirmed. Tell us your will
>>682241319
LMAO. n00b does not even know about running Java code in C and running C in Java.
Go back to school, n00b.
>>682251125
Probably would just be born retarded and start 'fluffy abuse' threads on /b/.
I am honestly terrified at these things
>>682235003
This is the stupidest shit I have ever seen. How do you even start to believe this is even remotely real?
>>682248496
Creator was drunk
>>682238666
Lucifer will grant this miracle. Demon egg must be birthed!
Since birds and reptiles are the same thing, they should try injecting crocodile sperm into a swan egg and see if it makes some sort of dinosaur.
>>682251435
You're just fooling yourself into thinking its fake because you're truly afraid of such a concept
>>682251280
LOL, n00b making excuses for being a n00b.
>>682238666
Oh fuck, this is how the apocalypse happens
>>682251435
>he believes the lies fed to him by his government-funded science teachers
Good goyim, don't believe in things we haven't told you about.
>>682246641
That's only because those backwards savages don't have internet or computers.
it's incredible how many people doesnt know how eggs works...
>>682251849
Yes yes. Only people in the United States of America and Europe have computers.
LOL.
>>682234802
I didn't see any moving guy in video is a faggot. You're looking at his disgusting congealed spunk inside a rotting egg that's been sitting in his sweaty slav squatters hat
>>682251552
Top fucking kek let me get my tin foil hat
Someone probably already said this (thread is tl;dr) but humans and chickens don't have the same number of chromosomes. Can't be done. Video's fake.
Now if you can find a bird with 46 chromosomes and syringe your semen into its egg, be my guest, but I don't think it will work.
>>682248178
BUVVINS
Scared to fap now feels bad man
People need to start making fluffies then. I want to kill fluffies.
>>682252479
Closest thing you could try is with monkeys and even that wont work.
>>682250863
Maybe if you had a LOT of sperm.
it's been debunked
>>682237596
Trips
>>682253000
>>682232935
Did somebody say homunculus?
>>682253000
Checked but unnecessary
>>682243339
oh mah gad this some prometheus shit
>>682238556
Jaylene Rio, she does porn
>>682236727
He brings that point up in one of his vids. But then he mentions that a donkey and a horse fuck to make a mule. And a donkey has like 64 chromosomes er some shit. And a horse has like 66 er some shit.
>>682239207
Donkey and horse... Donkey and horse
>>682240191
Donkey... Horse
>>682255068
>>682255125
They're genetically similar enough that they can breed. Once a species differs generically enough from it's cousins & ancestors, it's impossible to breed with them. lrn2science
>>682253088
Fucking weeb
>>682255270
Donkey and horse fgt
>>682253088
I beat you to it >>682237900
Nice dubs tho
>>682252639
Just buy rabbits. Same thing, except they don't talk.
>>682255340
Tiger and lion bitch
>>682255670
I'm not sure about you, but for myself, the whole "Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sowwy daddeh. Pwese, no gif wowstes owwies, am onwy babeh" thing is the only selling point of fluffies.
>>682255270
/thread
>>682237596
Do it
>>682238666
What sorcery is this??????
>>682235003
>>682234903
I can believe this. Remember the anon that didnt move or washed him cum rag over a month and it got mushroons growing on it?
>>682255929
Rabbit screams are comparable. They really vocalize their pain, and even can sound like they're crying. If you're in to pathetic cries of agony, you'll find rabbit screams satisfying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjy8e8KNhbM
>>682253000
Wnrar!!!!
>>682256646
Link..
>>682256782
>>682256782
Did not know that. Thanks /b/ro.
>>682235542
Magnets and silly putty.
His next video was of his friend setting fire to paper with his mind....
>>682257120
Found a better video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCJhFvKQCKc&feature=youtu.be&t=83
Rabbits sound like they're begging for their life.
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