Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are a faggot idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly: miniature anal colony
{insert shitty ost}
>>682174042
emi delete post right now
>Karen
>>682174219
No.
>>682174346
emi please think of the cats
>>682174442
I'm more of a dog person
>>682174812
Say hi to:
>>682174819
>>682174038
>>682174150
absolutely terrible
>>682174812
>>682174346
>>682174812
Madman.
Dio-sama...
>>682173932
give you a (you) because karen a cutie
>megumin is the cutest waifu
>Is this the real life?
>Is this just fantasy?
>Caught in a landslide
>No escape from reality
>Shizuru get
Okay I guess I'll here too.
Is 4chan X worth the trouble of downloading?
I mean I've known about it for a while, but I heard it fucks with your filters and changes your settings to autistic ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx8Ths39YUk
>>682175085
>>682173932
>naps are a faggot idea
you're a faggot idea
also (You)
>>682175047
>pokes
sachi claim
i need to find a VGA cord
>>682175085
I'd say it is worth it.
>I thought you left
Claimed.
>>682174426
Agree to the comparison. It's just everywhere now, too much hype about it. If like it, oh well it's them. I finally got a response from you!
>>682174533
I can't get angry over brands. Seems to simple minded to.
>>682175085
See >>682175150
QOTT shinoa here, what's the most retarded thing you've seen at work?
I was working at drive thru when this order came. Manager said it was fine for me to take a pic so I did
>>682175085
I've been using it for sometime and I'd say it's worth.
>>682175644
WHAT?!!?! there's so many things wrong with that!
>who doesn't like bacon
>why not just order a regular cheesburger...
>>682175489
I'm asking the questions here.
Plus when I say I'm leaving, I usually just mean I'll lurk for another 20 or so minutes.
>>682175568
>>682175656
>>682175489
I guess I'll try it out then.
>>682175644
I work as a teacher.
Try me.
>>682174951
Feeling better?
>>682175644
What work?
>>682175447
>Counter poke!
>Rattles
What's up?
>>682175644
Probably just my ex-boss. She was just... so... amazingly dense...
>>682174165
>>682174844
>>682174894
>>682174951
>>682175010
>>682175013
>>682175047
>>682175085
>>682175447
>>682175557
>>682176001
welcome back all, can finally hand out the (You)'s now that thread isn't moving at the speed of light
>>682175476
you need to shoot yourself A S A P
why dont you just fix your screen if its been broken for a month? what do you need cord for
>>682175644
oh and somebody putting parts on backwards and me having to fix it....
>>682175557
>I finally got a response from you
Have we never talked before? Huh
Mei claimed
>>682176001
A bit.
>I'm sorry, though.
>>682175644
Someone napping during work, and my co-workers and me can't.
>>682176056
not sure what kind of weapon my pyro-Knight should use
also
>mfw I die from an 8 ft fall
>>682176187
Good, and thank you. I am gonna ask you to lay off the meth jokes, I really really don't like them.
>>682176056
so i can hook my laptop up to my tv so i can get picture :^)
>>682176142
Never.... I thought you just ignored me. Jaja
>>682176056
>tfw Karen hates me now
>tfw I fucked up only by going fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNSsv86lsok
Will you ever fogive me, Karen?
>>682175850
Dude greentext or type it out. I'm sure teachers have seen some funny shit
>>682176041
It was at Freddy's frozen custard
>>682175839
A cop ordered it and I have to feed her when the time comes huh?
I also got this order from panera bread. My ex coworker is so stupid. She didn't know what romaine is and worked there as long as I did
Quick guys, how do I greentext again?
>>682176400
I won't bother you anymore with anything related to your 'work'.
>I really really don't like them.
I guess you've got your reasons.
So, what did you do while you weren't around here?
>>682176818
>>682176840
>ruining my jokes
high tier waifu
>>682176818
im so sorry shinoa....that's terrible....also I know what romaine is and i know nothing about ingredients lol
>>682176840
Use
[/memearrow]
claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>682176840
<> you gotta do the meme arrows
>>682176494
that doesnt answer everything
why is your laptop screen broken for a whole month
>>682176242
appreciated
>>682177294
Welcome back
>>682177294
heya hand kun, how are you doing today???
>>682175644
being NEET
>>682176043
not much just had to poke the qt :^)
>rattle rattling
>>682176056
thank (You)
>>682177294
Welcome back Billy.
These things are flying by.
I've missed the past 4 or 5 threads
Gonna an hero, and probably stream it, does anyone want to watch it?
Alright lads, today's maymay's are done
>>682176056
>(You)
>>682177510
I see i see. That's fair.
Though i might return fire
>Poke
>>682177294
Welcome back, Alexhander.
Yes i tweaked it.
>>682177341
because I fucking stepped on it
>>682177756
>>682177812
Also Akiko claim
>>682177689
I'll join you with the an heroing part
>>682177547
>missed
Fuck all.
>>682177430
Thanks, Teamaster. What are you up to?
>>682177434
I'm doing good, thanks for asking.
I hope you're doing well.
>>682177518
Thanks, beautiful. What are you up to?
>king of this mat
>>682177689
I'd rather you didn't.
>>682177788
I like the tweak, it's clever. I hope you're well.
>rattles
I'm a winner.
>>682177812
And then snot hair bat cunt says I never saved the world.
>>682177187
>>682177341
>Am I doing this right?
Fuck it, it lost impact now.
Alien girl claimed
>>682177689
sure give your address too so i can confirm
>picks up phone.
>>682177294
Welcome back!
>>682178026
Hello!
>>682177547
Hello SS!
>>682177026
Sleep.
I'm not that exciting.
>>682177131
She thought romaine was cheese
>>682177224
Welcome back
>>682177294
Hey
>shinoa
>>682178026
Hey peaches
>>682178218
Shirigami anon would be proud
>>682178253
Sorry
>>682177689
Beaners don't have any means of streaming.
>>682177547
They seem to have slowed down a little right now.
>>682178218
Hello there, poplar.
>>682177294
>>682178301
Heyo.
>>682178047
I'll be glad to an hero with you
>>682178141
Too late
>>682178218
I know
>What happened?
>>682178301
Sure, I live in 123 Fake St.
>>682177689
I do
>>682177547
shoulda seen yesterday kek
>>682177510
welcome
>>682176744
I was going to say ye ofc then I saw schindler's list
literally no
jk love you emi
>>682176494
yeah but why is it broken for a whole fucking month fix it nigga
>>682177294
graceful hand presence welcome
>>682177788
ty dubtrips
>>682178253
yeah nice job<
>>682177756
thank you so much for this. I was gonna do it myself but this is so much better kek
Little late, but claiming best girlie!
>>682178141
im okay, the day just slowed down too much for me, you do anything fun today??
>>682178141
Nothing in particular, just checking out the thread and watching streams. You?
>>682178218
Hello again Galko.
>>682178141
Mothibg much.
Just tinking about lurking till 4am and then getting an hour of sleep.
What about you?
@682178253
<New friend
>>682178392
holy shit!!!! romaine is most of the salad kek!!!!
>yes i have a salad with no lettuce please
>>682178218
Hey Galko
>>682178224
We all know the truth Dio, your very existance prevents our downfall
>>682178332
Hey, did I miss much when compiling the memes?
>>682178392
>tfw Shinoa noticed me
That looks like a tasty salad
>>682177689
But then who's going to post Emi?
I like Emi.
>>682178141
I thought it seemed good. And i'm good. Was correct in assuming my game today would be starting late. My friends are reliably unreliable.
How about you?
>Rattle
>>682178392
I know.
>>682178483
>poplar
What makes you say that?
>>682178518
Nothing.
>don't an hero please
>>682178625
Hello again Kyouko.
>>682178491
Ayyy, blank posting works as well.
Different alt code though
>>682178534
Thanks
best girl claimed
>i have the flu edition
>>682178483
hello ruri
>>682178518
run away from such thoughts
>>682178848
Sorry you're sick. Welcome home(?) though!
One eyed wonder waifus gogo!
>>682178848
be sure to drink plenty of oj, and get some chicken noodle soup, and tea!!
>i hope you get better
Tomoko lewds are absolutely disgusting.
>>682178665
It's such a weird salad with out the romaine it it. Bossed told me to toss it anyways
>>682178668
Of course I would!
Mmmm salad
>>682178848
Yo, are you the Asuka that plays in a band?
>>682178668
The thread got slower. Other than that, just the usual.
>>682179104
ahahahaha top kek!!!! holy fuck i don't even....
who else but the best girl of 2016?
>>682178668
Hi Akiko.
>>682178848
I'm sorry.
>>682179100
If you say so.
>>682178762
Hell show up soon. Right?
>>682178848
You hanging on good homie?
>>682179266
Lol i dunno
>>682179266
i-is this the real megumin???
>if so welcome back cutie
>>682179266
Bernie?
>>682178365
Well, at least you got some rest.
>that picture
I'm not sure I understand...
>>682178762
I always thought you were quite 'popular', Galko.
No major reasoning behind it.
>>682179266
literally who?
>>682179104
explain this picture
>>682178539
Oh, you are back.
I'm really tired, but I'm forcing myself to stay up.
>>682179104
There is like 3 salad in that salad
>>682179180
I noticed it slowed down a bit
Despite that nobody seems to have noticed my maymays except for Karen
>>682179294
Work been going easy on you? Last time you were having a hard time
>>682179311
Which one are you?
>>682178483
I'll pay Televisa so they do it
>>682178534
You sure you don't hate my guts?
>>682178748
Good point.
I like Shizuru, might as well stay here
>>682178762
>Nothing, I just realised how awesome I am
FTFY
>Not gonna an hero
>Won't leave ya
>>682178961
>run away from such thoughts
>run away
>run
You are a lovely human being
>>682179431
You don't sleep in your underwear?
>>682179564
I know I sleep without underwears
>>682179509
>when you actually make a funny and get outdone by dio's gets
fucking why live literally
>>682179400
?
>>682179431
Thank you Ruri. It means a lot.
>>682179266
>best girl of 2016
Almost.
>>682179551
Probably not the one you normally talk to.
>>682178332
Thanks, man. I appreciate that.
What are you up to right now?
>>682178392
Hey man, what's up.
>>682178483
Heyo, Latin Blue. Hope you're doing well on this fine day.
>>682178518
>hugs tightly
Heh, see? Now ya can't an hero.
>>682178534
Well thanks, adorable. How are you doing?
>>682178545
Sorry your day is slowing down, man. Glad to see you here though, lil' bundle of cuteness. What are you doing?
Me? Nah, just being a sad sap on a raining Sunday.
>>682178625
Talking on Skype while hanging out. Glad you're just relaxing as well.
>>682178662
Alright, I'd rather you just hang out with us and talk. Don't like seeing ya lurk, just means you're not conversing.
Being a sad faggot. Aside from that I'm doing good, glad you're doing well.
>>682178748
Sorry it started so late, hope you still got to play some regardless of that. Glad your day has been going somewhat well.
>rattle pats
I'm doing well, just hanging out right now with friends on Skype.
>>682178976
OEWW!
>>682178995
thank you. i'm on my third bowl of soup and its tastey 8)
>>682179106
i'm a double music major but i'm not in like a rock band. i busk with another girl downtown every once and a while though.
>>682179294
thank you its not your fault though 8)
>>682179400
i'm meh
>>682179266
Nice taste, anon~
>Real one here
I just did it again.
Missed half this thread
Yuno claimed
>>682179666
I can't tell wether those satanic trips are fitting or not.
>>682179771
>Now ya can't an hero.
Dammit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRaUmobJe9w
>>682179666
>checked
>>682179666
>>682179669
Well you just proved your own point again
>>682179771
oh it's fine, i expect it on weekends lol, i try my hardest to be on! i would miss you guys too much, not too much, just watching youtube right now...i've always loved rainy days, it always makes me feel melancholy
>you're the cute one by the way
>>682179841
Oh shit Megumin came back
Hi there
>>682179929
Hello Gasai, how's your evening?
>>682179841
i was tricked!!!! i knew there was an imbalance in cuteness!!!
>>682179217
Mmmmmm
>>682179443
See
>>682178392
>>682179509
We all had a laugh. she was so dumb
>>682179675
Meat he'll
AutoCorrect
>mostly on mobile
>>682179771
Grabbing some food. You?
>>682179803
Better than shit right?
>>682179929
Muh nigga
>>682179803
Cool, used to review music part time in Uni, while working to get my teaching certificate and I played in a Punk band for about two weeks.
Well, more notably I played in a Jazz band for a few months, before focusing on my teaching career.
How's that whole music major going for ya?
>>682179502
It's still earlyish here. I'm a night owl anyway~!
>>682179929
Welcome back(if you're who I think you are) Gasai~!
>>682180349
Pretty meh, going to grill in like ten minutes
>>682180400
Wuz gud nigguh?
>Checked
>>682179771
Haven't gotten to yet though. Should be leaving to go play in like, 10 minutes, if they keep to the amended schedule. So i'm waiting on a text saying "Canceled" Lol
>>682179803
I'm not going to admit how long that took me to figure out.
>>682179553
I'm glad! Yay cute waifus.
>>682179509
It's just boring, never really that hard.
>>682179553
Good
<3
>>682179803
No problem.
>>682180400
>still confused
>>682177788
ill poke (You) harder
>fast bread rattles
>>682180506
I am Texas Yuno, the other two rarely posts
>Yuno
>>682179553
I cant hate you friendo
maybe about schindler's list yeah but no
>>682179771
>adorable
that's a little fucking gay but I like it cause I'm a bitch
I'm doing pretty good. got a shit week ahead of me though. gonna need this place
what about you? what's poppin?
>>682180106
>mfw
thanks for compiling that though kek. you left out kyouko and winner's reactions though
>>682180400
wait that was actual food? I thought that was a garbage bin
woah nigga
>>682180349
>>682180366
How are you two cuties~?
>I'm not even sure if Megumin-anon really wanted to participate in /waifu/ otherwise he'd be responding to people
>>682180400
yeah i'm at least alive lol and i'm being taken care of
>>682180437
great actually i have an internship with a church shadowing their minister of music this summer and i'm very excited about it
>>682180547
its okay i still love you
>>682179509
Maymays? I actually was doing something earlier. I'm not good at responding.
>>682179725
I can't the difference except the filename.
>>682179771
Getting ready to start drawing again. I'll disclose it when I'm done. You?
>>682179929
Hello comrade!
>>682180506
I'm an, how you call it, Nightowl too, but if you were taking a shower, you're not so awake anymore.
>>682180725
oh well, at least the best one is back....just at lil bored, how goes your games???
Soon.
>>682179771
I am, but it's already 8 PM.
It's still raining, pretty calm night.
>I don't think this is really helping, but I'm glad to have you here.
>>682179675
Heh, you're welcome Galko!
>>682179564
I sleep with my pants and shirt on most of the time.
I always thought sleeping in my underwear was rather uncomfortable.
>>682179725
*tell>>682180766
>>682180621
>Maidly cleaning poke
whatever that means.
>>682180755
i was like "Wahh? What'd i do? Why am i getting yelled at?!"
Oh well. <3
Is captcha being strangely nice to anyone else?
Harry is my waifu.
>>682180766
Still here uh?
Wuz gud?
>>682180787
I'll tell you what'll make you tired as fuck. Sit down in a hot bath for a bit. Good lord man.
>>682180909
>how goes your games???
ragequitted...
>>682180998
Pretty good claim.
>>682180997
i use legacy captcha i hate the checkbox one
>>682181161
a-already??? that was fast!! lol anyways im glad to see you back early!
>>682180532
Food. That's good lol
>>682180561
I'm saying if he were here and saw you saying I'm winning, he might suing something like "hell yeah you're winning cause you're a winner!" Or somthing lol
>>682180646
Yup. She dumb
>>682180755
Dubs confirm
>>682181181
You were here all the time, just in hyper dark lurking mode?
Heyo, Mikan.
Did you had the chance to play Chivalry today?
>>682181382
It would be good if it werent for this canker sore in my fucking tonsils
>>682181070
I'm not a fan of hot baths, because I fell asleep one time. I were in there for about 2 and a half hours.
>>682180646
Kyouko is in there, didn't see winner's reaction
Got a fresh maymay just for you
Get it hot!
>>682180755
Nice. Plus you have good taste in Eva girls, I think we're gonna get al
.ong.
I'm out of here now.
For real this time.
Night
>>682181161
Dunno if I've asked you this or not. What kinda games you into?
>>682181530
>al
>.ong.
I don't know what my phone was thinking.
>>682180952
I'm the opposite.
If I'm in pants I can't sleep. Pajamas pants sure, but I can't sleep well in jeans or anything.
