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Flashing your cock on Omegle.Do you have some cool stories?
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Bumpity bump bump
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>be me
>be 16
>flash cock on omegle
>get arrested for sharing cp
>the end
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>>682171001
what did you get charged with
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This is real.Thats my cum
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>>682171246
I doubt they'd arrest a 16 yo for showing his dick online....
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>>682171001
>get arrested for sharing cp
>>682171246
>what did you get charged with
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>>682171349
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>>682170666
I love/hate doing it
I love because it gets me rock hard and I love seeing girls's reactions
I hate it because its hard to find a girl and I usually find one after i've been jerking off for 2 hours so I cum fast
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>>682171246
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>>682171682
Right?! Dudes, dudes, dudes, and Moar dudes...
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>Dress in women's lingerie
>Hide cock well
>Convince girl to show tits
>Pretend to cum
>You have left the conversation
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>>682170666
Checked!
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>>682171682
stop jerking it and just keep the boner alive
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>>682171349
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How do you do it? Do you go to the unmoderated section and dig through a million dicks and bots or the regular section and ask if she wants to see it?
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>>682172149
Dear fucking Christ how did I ever miss this obvious bespecklement of blasphemous bigotry on our beloved /b/. Get Thee hence Satan!
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>>682172304
She made me cum
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>>682172294
low self control xD
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>>682171590
>>682172304
You're fat and your cock is small. These are clearly photoshopped
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>>682172446
Regular,use girly interests
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>>682172561
>fat
you need to get your eyes checked by a doctor
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>>682172561
disregard that i just came from a trap thread and i forgot where i was for a sec
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>>682172660
such as?
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>>682172720
see
>>682172752
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more webms?
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>>682172720
You didn't deny the small cock...
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>>682172561
no they are not.These sluts get wet as soon as they see a cock.You dont have to be a fucking pornstar to make them wet
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>>682170666
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>>682172752
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not cock but was dildoing myself a few weeks back, most girls stayed to watch a bit, one girl (kinda chubby, mexican looking) bit her lip as soon as she saw, told me to lick and suck it, so i did, she showed tits and fingered herself a bit. give them something worth not skipping
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>>682172781
idk make up,twilight other such bs
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I realized that girls on Omegle love my cock, and the men of 4chan say it's small. It makes me kek.
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>>682172916
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How long do omegles ban last? Mine's been around 2 weeks and still going
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>>682173122
What makes me kek is that I fuck real women, while you hide your face and whack off online with your little dick
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>>682173333
Wasted quads
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>>682173333
What did you get banned for?
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>>682173388
Dubs checked
>>682173333
Quads get
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>>682173487
Lol, ran the omegle game in moderated
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>>682170666
On omelet with my old lady. Hot girl pops up. She is cool. From Oregon. Starts hitting on my gf. Gf laughs it off. Proceeds to see her body. Girlfriend gets up. Does a twirl. She asks her to take off her sweater.

My girlfriend does it. I am hopeful.

Girl takes off her shirt and bra. I look. Gf is cool with it.

Oregon asks to see her undress. Gf hesitates. Oregon asks me if I think she should. Normally pretty dominant in bed. Tell her to. Gf does. She does too. End up watching them talk naked for like 30 minutes. They exchange Skype. They do this for about a week.

It was fun.
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>>682172854

she disagrees
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>>682172998
dildoing as a guy or a girl?
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>>682173885
>tricking sluts with that perspective
Your dick is like 4 inches..
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>>682173885
5sos? are you trying to find 12 year old girls?
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>>682173809
CUCK! Jk fam, that's cool
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>>682173885
you kinda do have a small, unattractive dick, sorry bud
she was probably just shocked by seing a dick when she typed in "5SOS" you degenerate
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>>682173283
damn thats a nice ass
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how do you get cyberlaid?
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>>682173885
That's the face of shock and disgust. Not shock and lust
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How often do you get banhammer in moderated? And is it worth it compared to unmod?
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Fucking fisheye lense
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>>682174740
Have a big dick and make bitches tremble.


Or have a nice face and a good body and just start talking to them, get their kiks and win their hearts.
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>>682173982
the other one
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>>682172916
wtf got hard faster than a bugatti hits 100km/h
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>>682174905
I'm a bit of a dick, I usually end up winning their hearts, and after I get what I came for in first place I just stop talking to them
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>>682175408
You make me laugh, anon.
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Can you actually get arrested or in trouble for this?
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>>682173333
Just restart your router and clear your cache, fucking noob.
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>>682175945
no. just go and do it in the unmoderated section so you dont get banned, but if you get banned it only like a week or 2 weeks anyway.
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>>682176231
yes or use VPN
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>>682176480
VPNs are often blocked
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Is the video section on mobile not working for anyone else?
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is loveroulette real?
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>>682176436
But there aren't any girls in the unmoderated section.
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>>682177093
how do you avoid a ban in moderated?
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>>682177093
yes there is. i sometimes go in for about half an hour and come across like 5 girls
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>>682177231
you dont need to avoid one. you can have your cock out. it doesnt matter.
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>>682176568
I use Hotspot Shield.
It give you 7 days free trial no sign up.
If I connect to a Ukraine server I dont get banned.
When the trial runs out,just change your computer name and you will get another free trial
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>>682172503
>u like
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>>682170944
>She doesn't speak or type, just shows
That's the dream
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I am literally banned on omegle, even the unmoderated section, but only on google chrome.
I can get on both unmoderated and moderated on different browsers without hiding my ip or anything.
Whats up with that?
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I'll get and on omegle and masturbate for someone. As long as no one takes pics. What should i put into interests so someone can find me ?
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>>682171246
Charged for murder
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>>682178436
I don't know, I had never add interests. Perhaps some teenage music bands would do the job.
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>>682175351
underrated
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>>682178436
Traps
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>>682176231
Lol thing is I got banned at home, I didn't mind as much as I was leaving for college in a few days. I tried in college and I was still banned. That surprised me. So I should try clear cache?
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>>682179187
>>682178436
Sorry I didn't read well.
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>>682177469
Fuck off lol, that's pure luck.
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>>682178281
Lol wtf? I tried this as I'm banned and it's true
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>>682177093
Yes, they get banned too and guess where they go. It's all about at what time you're looking for them.
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>>682173885
>5sos
nigga you tryin to find 12 year old girls?
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>>682179559
Just type in traps?
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Omegle is my main source of porn
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>>682174131
Niiice
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>>682179616
try changing your mac address too and using a different browser
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>>682180299
Lol diff browser worked>>682180048
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>>682180413
cont?
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Someone type in 4chan101 to unmoderated interests
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>>682180413
rood ending kek
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>get
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>>682180413
is there more to this?
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I got tons of videos of me getting wins, just don't want you fags looking at my dick/face.

Pic related one of my wins.
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>>682181031
she disconnects. I duno why people cut that out.
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>>682180413
So hot. Any more?
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>>682181031
It’s on motherless and most porn sites if you search ‘’big cock omegle’’ or ‘’big cock reaction’’
but she disconnects a few seconds later

but i’ve seen tons of videos of girls acting like sluts on omegle so the fact that she disconnects doesn’t make me question that most women love big cocks
yeah, girls will sometimes act like sluts for small or average cocks on omega. but all the guys who have multiple videos are the well hung dudes
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I had camsex with 3 girls one time, I can't post it though since I think they were around 17+.
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>>682181470
for example. I’ve seen tons of videos with the guy in OPs picture. He is pretty famous actually.
he posts on forums and shit as well

i think he probably has over 100 videos of epic reactions

i’ve seen him do some hot cuckold shit when a girl is with her boyfriend and reacts and she gets pissed at the guy for telling her to disconnect
it was hilarious
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>>682181897
>>682181470
also, keep in mind it could be one guy, or people using cam simulators.

Omegal did not check to see if you were using a real camera way back when
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>>682181709
Post it Anyway
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>>682181897
Link plz
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>>682182142
>inb4 google it
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>>682181239
Cut out face and dick then
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>>682182027
most of the time it’s definitely the real guy if you watch the real guys because he interacts with the girls.

this tomger on this forum is also a legend: http://dickflash.com/f16/my-big-cock-reaction-omegle-49453/index12.html
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>>682181709
how the fuck is anyone going to know their age u fcuk
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>>682182447
Don't know how to do any of that shit because I'm shit at editing. This is the part where you recommend a program that's easy to do so.
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>>682170666
Small win back in 2012 even though I have a 5" dick. I don't quite remember if it was chatroulette or omegle, but came across this girl, she already had her tits out and started biting her lips and telling me to cum. Whole thing lasted like 30 seconds. I came, and she skipped me.
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>>682182142
Cant remember the cuckold one. i saw it on a tumblr blog somewhere.
just search around on google and porn sites and you will tons of gold

there is a lot of lame videos but also some awesome shit out there which would hit most people like a red pill
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>>682181709
he's obv lying lmao.
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any chubsters in omegal?
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>>682173816
You can just see the wetness in her eyes
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>>682182687
Kekarooni
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>>682182502
Fuck you
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Will these girls get off on watching me and my girl cam? I want wins.
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anyone want moar?
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>>682182993
Yes
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>>682182642
Are they vids or pics
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wich time of the day is the best?
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>>682173816
Not even that big
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>>682183167
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>>682182890
?
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>>682182993
Pic of gf
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>>682172503
>Patricia...
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>>682183167
Yes
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>>682183206
Should I just browse for these teen girls while she blows me? Or should we both be non nude showing face first.
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>>682183404
>>682183347
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>>682183399
>Patricia?
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>>682183242
well, it's mostly Americans on Omegle so probably 10 eastern time zone or something I don't know. Fridays and Saturdays are the best
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>>682182042
>>682182520
>>682182728
It was 7am in the morning and boy was I lucky.
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>>682182687
Talk about a camwhore.
>Let's see how many guys I can get to cum in the next hour. Ready... GO
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>>682183470
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>>682183408
You'll get banned if ur just getting blown, clothed and face first, but they'll probably be down
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>>682183555
This, or like 10 PST too
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>>682183670
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>>682180413
source?
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>>Scrunching up his body like that.

Dude is try way too hard to try and make his dick look bigger than it is.
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>>682183799
>a
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what a hot fucking thread please post more win /b/ro
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>>682183851
Everything helps on omegle
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>be me, 17
>go to bazoocam, french omegle
>roll until I met girls
>met 2 sisters, 16yo and 14yo
>compliment them
>the 14yo leaves
>came back full naked
>wtfomg
>16yo undressing too
>oh fuck god I'm in my parents living room I can't fap
>they start dancing naked and playing with their cat in front of webcam
>they left cause I couldn't get naked
>Still feel bad to not kept contact with her
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>>682180284
If only I was into guys, it would all be so easy
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>>682182700
This isn’t the really epic cuckold one i was talking about but here is a link to another http://allthingshuge.tumblr.com/post/100950593153/httpallthingshugetumblrcom

he has tons of videos of him cuckolding couples on omegle
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>>682183851
Jesus Christ you guys are autistic. The whole point of going on Omegle is to get wins. You're focusing on the dick instead of her reaction.
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>>682181250
trolling purposes
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>>682171590
thats a fake woman
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>>682183635
This one was a threesome instead, chick had huge tits and they made out with eachother.
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>>682183239
Videos
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>>682184382
You'll do fine
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>>682183935
Fuck off?
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>>682184382
Wow she looks great. 7.5/10 nigga
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>>682183357
all links are dead.
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>>682184382
Motherfucker, she's a solid 7.5. Is she down for this? If so that's awesome.
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>>682184382
Sarah Jessica Parker is that you?
She looks like a shoe.
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>>682184665
Oh, lol
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>>682184807
Truth. The horse thing. I hear that a lot.
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>>682172916
Kinda like when a baton extends
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>>682184591
>>682184648
>>682184784

She's a freak. She is 100% down. Sometimes we talk about joining CB. I'd rather go on Omegele and try to get reactions though.

She has a big fat bubble butt. It's so great. Imo
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>>682183859
why the living fuck are all of these so fucking short?
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>>682185185
Lucky dude. Sex life stories please, tell us the good/interesting stuff
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>>682185185
Post the butt instead of talking about it
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Does anyone have the "Dat Ass" omegle video saved? It was on motherless but it got taken down. She had a REAL nice ass just to clarify.
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>>682184268
>both of you kiss
>or do a handstand
kek
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>>682185392
what do you want to know?
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>>682183321
you have a 10 inch cock of course and a high paying job and a Lamborghini right?
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>>682185776
How naughty she gets? Dirtiest/freakiest things she/you both did?
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>>682185185
Well fuck man what's ur kik I wanna see the wins u get
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>>682186040
Yes, why?
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>>682186040

He definitely doesn't live in his mothers basement. That's one thing that's for sure...
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>>682186040
Lol but he's right, it isn't like really big like the girl's reaction is implying.
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>>682183859
Dude, I have the same tshirt
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>>682170666
>sees a dick
>first reaction is to open her mouth
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>>682186400
wouldn't you do the same at the sight of a dick that perfect?
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Dick isn't very impressive but I have snagged a couple of hotties with personality, then got to see their titties afterwards.
(They're relieved to discover I'm just in it for the conversation)
(Dumb bitches)
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>>682182604
i know her from school
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My one friend was streaming omegle and this one slut connected

She flashed her tits and as soon as he said he was streaming her face showed disgust and later left

Totally worth it.
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>>682180413
continue webm?
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>>682186910
What's her FB
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Link
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>>682187325
This.
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>>682185427
My bad
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>>682186170
Sorry no kik.. Yet
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>>682187444
Trips demands it

>inb4 I forgot her last name
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>>682187680
Get on it my nigga
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>>682186155
I mean.. We've pretty much done it all. She's a freak.

I've known her since she was 17, and I was 21. That was 8 years ago. We've been fucking on and off that whole time, and now we're actually dating.
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>>682187975
breed her anon

we need more chicks like her
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>>682187975
Holy shit, also all those messages sent without you replying. Fucking awesome girl.

>mfw I'll unlikely get a girl like that
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>>682187975
You done anal yet? If so how was it? Ass to mouth?
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>>682187795
Maybe.. I feel like people trade Kiks all the time around here and I don't get how that isn't the worst idea ever. I feel like you faggots would troll and blow up people's Kiks so fast
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>>682170666
>Do you have some cool stories?

Lots.

I've been doing this shit for years.

I also have 100s of personal win videos I've recorded without any of those dumb sluts' consent.

I have my game down, and already got wins tonight.

I never share anything personal and never show my face, but I get as much from them as possible, names, social accounts etc.

Ask me anything.
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what do you guys do to circumvent bans now?
I have a static IP and things like Hot Spot Shield give me a "Error Connecting to Server, Please Try Again"

I'd rather not wait a week inbetween bans
lame as f
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>>682188391
Yeah but it's a kik, you can make a million of em
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>>682188288
Check, check, check, check emmmmmmm
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>>682187621

post some moar
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>>682188499
Don't go straight dick is the only way to avoid ban, have to charm them then dick them
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>>682188491

how big is ur dick
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>>682188491
what was your greatest win?
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>>682188491
Care to show one of your best wins?
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>>682170666

Satanic trips checked
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>>682188376
Yes. Recently we did it successfully.

In the past we've got wasted and randomly tried it to no avail.

This time she was on her side with her back to me.. Spooning or whatever. I spit all over her asshole, and forced the head of my cock inside. She loved it. I've been fingering her ass since she was 17 (maybe even 16, neither of us remember exactly the first time we chilled). Anyway, I fucked her ass like that for a little while, while she reached back and spread her ass cheek. I'll never forget that look on her face. Pain and pleasure.

Also when she was 19 I stuck all four fingers on her ass in the backseat of her moms M5
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>>682187444
Ayyy I get trips

>>682188500
Wait, what? You can have more than one kik? I didn't know that...
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>>682187621
I'm a little bummed by the quality but that's a nice ass.
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>>682189148
You can make them without linking shit
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>>682188578
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>>682188491
you have some assholes?
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>>682175351
hahahahaha This made me laugh out loud.. Thank you.
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>>682189199
She is so bad at taking ass selfies. It bothers me.
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>>682189052
Fucking A man
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>>682186040
But it seriously isn't that big, man. One doesn't need to be big to know small.
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>>682189327
Make that kik bro
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>>682189224
Holy shit I didn't know that. I'm gonna create an account right now
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>>682180413
Proud feminist
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>>682188282
Sorry dude.

So even though I've been fucking her for 8 years.. I've also had a 9/10 girlfriend. I just recently dumped her for the 6/10 we are talking about. I'm very shallow, so for the longest time I stayed with the 9/10 even though I was incredibly unhappy.

I love this freak.
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>>682189766
>can't spell cum correctly.
I thought ugly chicks were supposed to be smart.
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>>682189766
>Letting you call her slut
>Expresses her horniness lots

Fucking great girl, show some sexy pics bro
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>>682188648

7 inches. I only show when I'm confident the bitch is into it or when I get bored of some cunt who's not putting out, then I just slap my dlck up on screen to piss her off until she disconnects.

>what was your greatest win?

I've had many but but reluctant to share. I'll tell you of 1 about two weeks ago.

>do my usual search terms
>come across this tanned qt3.14
>do my usual routine
>bitch is pretty innocent but into it
>getting more and more into it
>get her to stasrt showing shit
>connection is terrible
>video freezing every few seconds
>tell her to put a certain word in her interests and disconnect
>we get matched again
>connection is better this time
>get her to sh0w me dat ass, tlts, pu55y
>find out she loves Zayn
>make up some bullshit story about me taking her to gig
>bringing her backstage to meet Zayn
>going back to his hotel and the 2 of us railing her
>bitch gets wet as fuck
>starts bating on cam
>get her to stick finger in ass
>fuck herself with hairbrush handle
>all while I tell her the story
>get her snapchat, insta, twitter
>hav everything I need to blackmail her now
>begs to see my dlck
>whip it out
>get her to suck and gag on her fingers
>tell her to spit all over her finger up close to cam
>watches me cum on my chest
tell her Im going to shower and goodnight

To be continued .....
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>>682189362
I have so many stories with her.

A couple nights ago while she was sucking my cock I asked her "who corrupted you? who made you so dirty?"
"You did, anon"
I asked "are you sure it wasn't a creepy uncle?"
"No, anon. It was you"
"Good. Maybe you should call me uncle anon from now on?"
"I will uncle anon"
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>>682190105
MOAR
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>>682190261
Lol tell her call you Daddy instead. That shit is way fucking hotter
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>>682190261
Show the tits fam
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>>682190371
Let the man do what he wants
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>>682190013
Lol. Are you the kind of loser that spell checks bitches that are talking dirty to you?

She went to a east coast Ivy League school. She doesn't take the time to fix auto correct when sending me dirty text rapid fire.
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>>682190371
So.. She has a good relationship with her father and won't call me daddy.

I guess she won't do everything
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>>682190105

Continuing


>next night
>get matched to her again
>she wants another story
>I give her one
>she gets wet and bates
>stay up all night fapping to this dumb whore
>turns out she's Canadian Muslim
>early morning
>still on cam with her and fapping
>horniest bitch Ive ever got on omegle
>girlfriend wakes up
>come sdownstairs
>try to close tabs
>not quick enough
>close laptop
>gf knows
>freaks and tries to pull laptop off me
>breaks the fucking screen
>tell her Im fucked now because I have college work on that machine
>actually make HER feel guilty lol
>she goes to shower
>i go upstairs
>laptop is still on, just screen is fucked
>plug it into monitor with HDMI
>little whore is still on cam
>asking me who the girl was
>tell her its my gf
>actually starts crying on cam lol
>tell her I'll let her lknow what happens
>tells me to fuck off
>disconnects

Haven't talked to the dumb whore since, but will probably make contact eventually.

1 of my rules so far has been to get contact details of sluts, but not use them until I stop getting wins, at which point, blackmail becomes the most obvious course of action.

>>682188670

I'll see what I can do. I might share pics, because my videos can be over an hour long in some cases.

I used to just take screenshots and save them before I got good at the game and started recording cunts instead.

>>682189242
>you have some assholes?

Too many to count, anon.
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>>682190105
what is your method?
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>>682190371
>>682190572
Also.. I said the uncle thing as a joke. Until she was seriously down. Then.. Why not?
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>>682190607
Cum doesn't autocorrect, dumbass, and it's easier to spell, but yes I do. I usually fight it but it's still annoying.
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>>682190760
upload vids to mega
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>>682190760
Mega it pls anon, pls be a bro
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>>682175351
kek
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>>682190939
What's her job as she went to an ivy school :p
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any suggestions for search terms?
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>>682191555
12
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>>682190773
what is your method?

Confidence and patience.

It can take time to even find a girl. When you do, find out in the first 2 minutes of conversation whether she's going to be a slut or not. if there's 2 girls, they usually won't do shit, but some will, so try to manipulate their emotions by telling them u can't decide which 1 of them is cuter . Immediately tell them to stand up side by side . if they do, they might be willing to take shit further, because they're looking for male validation/attention.

if they won't stand up, then take it that they're not going to do anything and disconnect, move on to the next slut

Single girls are best I find, because they're not geting judged by their peers for what they do for u on cam.

Start off easy, but like I said, find out quickly if the girl is good or not. there is nothing worse than wasting 30 minutes on some bitch who won't do shit on cam. Just find out and move on if u need to.
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>>682191766
do you show your face? just your body?
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>>682173885
5sos top kek
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>>682180413
Hoe looked like she got hypnotized by the cock.
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>>682186155
I bent her over the hood of her car in her parents driveway while they were home. I pressed her face into the hood while fucking her hard. She was saying something like "yes. Force my face into the car" or some shit lol

Not the freakiest thing, but it's a memory that sticks with me.
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>>682181239
Why do you even record yourself in the first place?
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>>682191766
How do you know if she'll put out? Do you ask her?
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>>682186170
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>>682192090
Holy shit, in daylight?
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>>682192753
Dusk.
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>>682192173
>Do you ask her
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>>682192173
Lol
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>>682192470
Quick bro, or message me when u done as I'm off to bed. sam0796
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>>682190972
>>682191227

It's about 45 GB. Sorry, anons. Just improve your game and make your own.
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>>682193241
>improve your game
there is no game of which I can improve
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>>682193059
Ok. Anyone else?
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>>682192470
Come on bro
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>>682193241
45GB?! Nigga tf
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>>682193499
>>682193475
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>>682193499
Give me your Kiks
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>>682179187
>Teenage music bands
Are you trying to get anon gang raped by a cell mate named Bubba?
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>>682193699
Mystery_manly
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>>682193699
Voltx912
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>>682193059
>>682193836
Messaged
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>>682170666
yo i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>682181239
you're so mean, who cares about your face, just put everything on mega
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>>682193699
metamozi
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>>682191953
>do you show your face? just your body?

NEVER show my face. EVER.

Only body. But not at the beginning. At the beginning I usually just have a tshirt and open hoodie on cam.

Wear hollister or A&F or some branded shit. that's what girls are looking for. they're looking for alpha dudebros, even if they won't admit it. So dress like an alpha dudebro to increase the probability of getting win.

This is a science as well as an art, anons. Experience is key. Find out what works and what does not. if showing your face works for you, go for it, but I would never show my face over privacy concerns.

A lot of bitches will ask for face, but if you've played them right, you can quickly distrac them with some other subject and hope she forgets about it. if a bitch persists to ask for face, and won't do anything until she sees, disconnect and move on to the next cunt.

>How do you know if she'll put out? Do you ask her?

No. you make commentss and gauge her reaction. If she's smiling and positive about it, you can quickly find out what's up. If she's replying to you every 30 seconds in between looking at her phone, move on, she's not going to put out.
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>>682193699
tfwanon
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>>682189766
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is she tracy b??
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>>682180413
never realized how bony his hands were
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>>682193699
Silverstah
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>>682187067
sauce?
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>>682183859
More?
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>>682173885
stop posting
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>>682193611
>45GB?! Nigga tf

I've been doing this weekly for 3 years, sometimes on weeknights too.

Some videos are over an hour long and recorded in mp4 format.

i think I need to convert them to webm soon because I have them on a 64GB volume and I'll probably fill that up before end of summer.

I will upload everything one day, and when I do I will post the link here, but that day could be years away, anons. So whatever equivalent of /b/ is still around.

I'm in this for the long haul, taking details and blackmailing dumb sluts.

Blackmail is stage 2.

I'm still building the foundations of stage 1; Information and data collection with fappable material.

This is chess, not checkers.

>>682193450
>there is no game of which I can improve

Learn by experience. You think I was getting regular win when I started this?
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>>682195000
Fuck em up, trips
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>>682194529
Not even close
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>>682180413

her ovaries took over for her
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>>682183470
MMOOOAARRRR!!!!
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>>682183670
Do these men get light headed when they get boners?
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>>682195789
Most likely.
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>>682193499
grosstactics
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>>682195062
what are you using to record?
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>>682193699
4chaniscool
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>>682193241
45gb?! Magnet it, I help you to share to other anons or at least crop the best parts and share it
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>>682175351
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>>682195062
it must have another way to post the link, not everyone spend an entire day/week here

>>682196768
include me
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>>682172916
>forced perspective
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>>682190939
p
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>>682197312
Stanley Kubrick would be proud
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>>682193699
Eukanos
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>>682185385
Because they are gifs.
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