ADHD
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ADHD
Homosexuality
AIDS
Alcoholism is not a disease.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FREwEq-5EqI
fucking tittiestttttt
Blindness
Those fuckers can see, I know it. They're just pretending.
transgenderism
OCD
>>682165362
>Homosexuality
You're so wrong about that, just look at OP.
Autism
>>682165194
Fibromyalgia
>>682165511
This
>>682165194
Cancer
sex addiction
>>682165511
Agreed
ITT: all mental illnesse, because I'm uneducated in how they actually effect the lives of others, and if they're genetic or environmental.
AIDS
>>682165805
took the bait
>>682165511
Dubs don't lie
>>682165775
Only one in this thread so far that's true.
>>682165194
Gender identity disorder.
>>682165579
This clearly exists. OP has it.
smallpox
>>682165546
kek
Depression
>>682165194
depression
Jewism
Asexuality
>>682165913
He should probably dress like a woman instead of a clown
Dyslexia of cuorse
obesity is a disease, stop being faggots
PTSD, she liked it
>>682166063
>mfw i'm asexual
>>682165194
>>682165434
>>682165511
>>682165524
>>682165579
>>682165647
>>682165913
>>682166034
>>682166035
yo guys i'm a researcher in psychology, pretty good at that. you all need to know that conditions are real in the sense that the symptoms DO exist, but there are no identifiable biological cause. thats very important to understand. so their label of disorder is entirely based on behavior. adhd is real in the sense that young boys are hyperactive and suffer from it, but not ''real'' as we know what causes it, or not ''real'' like we ''know'' its a disorder. hope you understand
M.E
>>682165876
I understand this is meant to be funny. But yeah.
>>682166680
You're a fucking idiot
>>682166317
>she liked it
Top. Fucking. Kek
PTSD
Autism.
And not the legit goobery autism, I mean the "mother didn't treat me right" so now I have autism.
Fuck that shit. You jerking off to anime and obsessing over Japanese swords and any other $2 piece of shit blade is NOT autism, it's just you and mommy issues.
If you're it to far gone stop yourself before you end up like I Ike pic related
You DONT want to be pic related.
O.D.D...(oppositional defiance disorder)!!!...are you fucking with me???...angry/irritable mood...argumentative/defiant behavior!!!...or maybe someone just needs to be smacked!!!
>>682166919
fuck you
Niggers
>>682166919
Can confirm...
I'm an expert in hyper psychology
>>682166680
>>682165194
Gluten "intolerance"
>>682166261
And gym is the cure then. Go and work out you fat fuck. If you grind hard and eat right, you'll be fit in half a year, unless you are a whale.
Wew lads you all are so edgy
>>682166680
One of my best friends almost dying from aplastic anemia two months after we graduated high school, that's from a disease.
Refusing to put a bottle down, that's a choice.
OP Non-Faggot Syndrome
/thread
Judaism
>>682167496
Fucking this.
Coeliac's disease - totally real and has a genetic basis.
Gluten intolerance - totally made up bullshit by special flowers than can go and fuck themselves.
>>682165913
funny thing is, there is a master for that fucking bullshit
>>682166919
What a compelling counterargument.
Heart attacks
>>682166680
Just like how your job is entirely focused on the premise of making a mountain out of a molehill so more research dollars come pouring in?
Go fuck yourself...
First of all, you mean to say CHILDREN are hyperactive, and its not because of any fact except they are CHILDREN who are being pumped full of sugar in every fucking thing they eat. But god forbid you waste a penny on that research huh, because that would prevent you from doing anything further about it.
>>682167632
But he didn't die, so who cares?
personality disorders
>>682167632
like i said, if refusing to put a bottle down is a symptom, the disorder is real, but based on behavior. and since its based on behavior, entirely subjective and context dependent. there are no natural means to diagnose, identify, or create psychiatric diagnoses. just behavioral categories
>>682167821
I wasn't asking for sympathy from a bunch of /b/tards, so I wouldn't care anyhow.
>>682167657
My thoughts exactly.
"Gluten intolerance" is a fancy word for "let me give you some medicine because you have a shitty diet and I make money from giving you this pill"
>>682167657
HAHAHAHA CELIAC DISEASE >>>>IS<<<<< GLUTEN INTOLERANCE YOU FUMB FUCK
>>682165194
Malaria
>>682167796
Anyone got some spare tinfoil?
I'm all out, but I think this anon really needs some.
>>682165194
I've been diagnosed with adhd, and I'm inclined to agree. Everyone has some level of of problems with focus, sitting still, etc.... But once you hit a certain level you have to label it?
>>682165194
Depression
>>682166680
>>682167796
The entire subject of psychology is a joke. Psychology degrees are held solely by people too stupid to study something better, who ironically like to delude themselves in to thinking they are cleverer as neuroscientists and more useful to society than fucking burger flippers.
Bipolarism, ADHD, OCD
Multiple Personalities
People say homosexuality ain't in the mind, I say it is. And they just choose to be like faggots, kill them all
>>682167775
It needs no further explaination...
You work for a "field of science" (aka= bullshit) that brainwashes idiot college grads into thinking that everything is a bigger problem than it is, while also attempting to find the most expensive ass backwards solution allowing both you and supporting companies (aka= drug industry) to profit at others expense.
So yes, I concur with the other guy, You really are a fucking idiot.
>>682168037
No it is not. Look it up.
>>682167821
woosh
>>682168144
this
Depression.
How about medical conditions that do exist?
> trannyism
> liberalism in general
>>682168037
Nope. Coeliac disease is an autoimmune reaction to gluten.
"Gluten intolerance" is a made up bullshit term by fucktards like you that don't understand the first fucking thing about human physiology and want to be special.
No medical professional uses the term "gluten intolerance".
>>682165194
fat
>>682167796
it's not my job, i publish in academic journals for free, without funds from university. i do it for free because fuck them. so fuck off with the moral faggotry
i didnt say i disagree, i said that disorders are behavioral categories, not biological ones. so they are not based in nature, they are based on social constructs, and behavior. thats why adhd is a disorder in the US but may be praised in hunter gatherer societies. and yes kids with adhd suffer from it, no matter where it comes from.
TLDR: disorder = behavioral abnormality (subjective), but NOT biological abnormality (objective)
hope its more clear
>>682168144
Found the STEM dropout.
Acute Lead Poisoning
Eiffel Syndrome
Autism. It just an excuse for shit parenting.
>>682165434
This one pissed me off so much. It's not a disease.
>>682168063
I don't see how that would really qualify as tin-foil territory.
Unless you think an anti-depression drug that can cause suicidal depression a normal thing...
but hey! the scientists say this will totally help! so to the wall greens it goes!
>>682168485
So you aren't even a real psychologist? You are such a shit psychologist you work for free? You can't even do a fucking joke of a made up bullshit subject for real? Talk about being the lowest of the fucking low.
Kill yourself please.
>>682168244
>>682168425
i have it since im 3. probably one of the first diagnoses in my state. celiac disease is not an allergy, its an intolerance
>>682168604
Psychology is a joke - not STEM dropout
At least it's not sociology though
>>682168425
I agree with all of this except the last paragraph.
My wife's doctor told her she has gluten intolerance.
I told her never to go back to that doctor again and she hasn't. The doctor WAS a woman though so that might explain her autism.
>>682165194
ODD Oppositional Defiant Disorder
Orthorexia
This is literally an attack on freewill and the choice to eat healthy food.
>>682168604
Physician actually, but whatever you want to believe to make your pathetic life seem better is cool with me.
ITT not doctors
>>682168724
i do something else for $$$
also i do it for the greater good. enjoy contributing to the future browsing /b/
>>682168842
I diagnose you with faggoty
If I'm not a doctor how could I have been so on point there?
>>682165194
Spina Bifida... Waaahn, I can't walk, I need a parking space, where's the elevator?, No help don't push me into the pool I can't swi... *blerb blerp blerg*
>Fucking fakers.
>>682167964
It's not a symptom you sanctimonious cunt. It's a choice.
>>682168729
YEAH BUT CELIAC'S DISEASE IS NOT THE PHRASE "GLUTEN INTOLERANCE".
Trust me... Retards are going around right at this very moment telling waiters at Applebee's they need a gluten free menu because they have "gluten intolerance" and belittling your actual disease.
Restless Leg Syndrome.
Fat fucks who drink too much sugar / caffeine and then wonder why they have a hard time staying still at night.
And somehow also forget to notice their whole fucking body is restless, not just the legs.
>>682168729
I never said it was an allergy you fucktard. It's a fucking autoimmune disease, not an allergy, not an intolerance. Just cause you have the disease doesn't mean that suddenly your misinformed opinion is correct.
Source: I'm a fucking physician.
"slow metabolism"
>>682168795
I kekked.
>>682165194
fuck you dick
>>682165194
Gluten intolerance is actually glyphosate intolerance.
Which makes sense, seeing as how most biological organisms are intolerant to ingesting pesticide.
Hell no GMO
down syndrome, those fuckers have it easy. Getting through school like it ain't shit. Have slaves do everything for them
>>682169038
think better. when i was three i had to drive to another state to get gluten free stuff. now its everywhere. still expansive, but getting cheaper all the time. on the other hand the legal ''gluten free'' definition is just very low in gluten (like 4ppm) so theres pros and cons
>>682169209
Someone got triggered! Go back to Tumblr please
schizophrenia
>>682169234
What out for that edge, /b/ro.
>>682169065
yeah.. sure you are buddy
fucking faggot
>>682169027
Ya know, there was a time we used to call that shit a bad habit, but these psychology fucks needed it to sound scarier to get that thesis... So now we call it a behavior disorder (sounds scarier doesn't it... NOW GIVE ME PILLS!)
>>682168260
Nobody cares.
> jetliner whoosh
>>682168812
I think you'll agree...
MOST people are either perfectly healthy or healthier than they think they are.
People in general are dramatic. So anytime they can go to the doctor or ER or call 911 and request an ambulance, they will do it just so they can tell people about how "sick" or "injured" they were and how "terrible" it was.
>>682169231
Monsanto is f'real bruh
Death
>>682169341
triggering...
what the fuck's that all about?
ITT dumb fucking americans and their overactive imaginations
>>682167491
How does one have negative autism? What is the unit of measure here?
The dial is fluctuating between -1 and 4 autistic units, that is rather ambiguous considering the relatively low peak value. Wouldn't you be better off with a digital readout that would display mean autistic values?
>>682165194
it may not exist but its the reason im prescribed medical speed so im ok with it
>>682169328
Lentil pasta is delicious but it makes me fart.
Drowning
>>682169622
Kek
free will
>>682169481
So is being dramatic another disorder we need to classify as disease?
Better get them into $120/hr therapy sessions QUICK!
>>682169481
Absolutely. About 90% of attendances in the ER just need to man the fuck up and get on with life, but if I tell them that, I lose my job. So instead I'm stuck with these fucking assholes and their "depression" and "gluten intolerance" and "social anxiety" and whatever else made up bullshit they come up with to make them feel like a special snowflake.
>>682169231
>>682169487
>>682169481
ugh, my mother is like this. I have to remind her about her ailments.
"Hey mom, how's the tennis elbow?"
"The what?"
"Tennis elbow, you complained a lot about it a few months ago?"
"Oh right...... it's still bothering me of course"
"Right, of course"
Eternal bleeding
>>682165504
technically we can
its just blurry as all shit
>>682165504
underrated post
Alcoholism and addiction of any kind are diseases. OCD is a disease. Being retarded is a disease. You all have a disease.
>>682169622
>>682169758
All bleeding stops eventually.
The holocaust
Aspergers
>>682168718
Really?
Even though nothing in that post mentioned depression at all?
A bunch check of shit was me turned in that post, all foil hat worthy.
Depression wasn't one of them.
>>682169736
GOOD LITTE SHEEP
Because you believe exactly what the media and government wants you to believe.
Celiacs Disease
Being black
>>682165504
Nice
>>682169729
you're an idiot
>>682169833
so by that logic any affliction is a disease?
And I just thought my father shot himself... He actually had "bullet to the head disease."
neat.
Suicide
>>682170097
nah mate, he had trigger finger.
>>682165511
amen brother.
>>682170203
Kek, well played sir...
>>682170203
That what happens when it doesn't turn into Twitter fingers
Kanye west
>>682165511
Yup
>>682170298
I think we might as well call the SJW's "Tumblr Fingers" now too...
>>682169056
To be fair, I'm not a fatty and I get that at times.
Not justifying fatties though, their shit I'd self inflicted.
>>682170087
Point made.
Being tall
>>682166599
>asexual
Kill yourself
>>682170380
sausage fingers
>>682166599
Nah you're just autistic
>>682165504
top kek
Wi-fi allergies
>>682170405
Well you don't need to be fat, but take a look at the food labels you come across every day. Its all loaded to hell with things that can really fuck up your sleep cycle.
Alternatively, grab about 50 pounds and walk it up and down stairs 25 times and see if those fuckers wanna move around at bed time.
>>682167632
Alcohol is a neurotoxin. Extended alcohol abuse causes physical damage to the brain that can make someone unable to function normally without the use of substances to simulate natural functionality
>>682170406
>>682169729
>go to the hospital because of anxiety
>heart rate actually measured at 150 bpm
>literally cannot walk
>doctors and staff absolute useless lazy cunts like you are
>find a doctor who isn't a cunt
>take lexapro and heart rate now never goes above 80 bpm
Dyslexia
It means having difficulty learning.
Basically, it's another term for being a fucking idiot.
>>682165194
Gender identity disorder... What, that's a valid mental illness that needs irradicated
Lead poisoning. It's just a little hole, you can't die from that.
>>682170097
I'm not going to argue with you man. Your father may have had severe depression (a disease) or was an alcoholic (a diseases) or was suffering from some psychosis (disease) and suicide made sense to him. I'm sorry to hear about your loss. My father died from cancer recently.
Edge: The Thread
>>682169481
I think thus is wrong, since in USAsia, it cost like $10,000 to see a doctor
Nobodies fling a $10,000 bill
>>682165504
Underrated kek
rabies. they just get really horny and die
>>682170785
No it isn't
I had a teacher who was dyslexic and even trhough he knew how to write the words right me still managed to fuck up some of them
It's real
>>682170776
>Thinking escitalopram is somehow also a beta-blocker and treats tachyarrhythmias
>Proving you know jack shit
>"I'M SO ANXIOUS WAH WAH WAH"
Kill yourself.
>>682165194
Any psychological disseas is pretty much bullshit.
Virginity
Everything I don't have because I refuse to accept people may experience things in a way different to me.
>>682170824
lol wow...
Still trying to defend that degree from the community college eh?
The stories on /b/ are works of fiction bla bla bla...
>>682170776
A heart rate of 150 isn't going to kill you, dumbass. At least not in the time it would have taken to correct itself on it's own. But sure, take a pill. That's everyone answer for everything.
>>682170952
Yeah, it's called being a fucking idiot.
Like you are.
>>682170824
Cancer - a disease
Depression/alcoholism/psychosis - total bullshit. Man up or kill yourself.
radiation sickness
magical beams of energy which you can't see poisoned you and that's why you're sick? that's not fooling anyone
>>682165362
Not sure that's a medical condition..
Not debating the legitimacy of it, just debating whether it's a "medical condition"..
>>682170872
Secret:
You don't have to pay.
And
They can't refuse you at the ER door if in a serious condition.
Welcome to America!
>>682168358
>liberalism
Wow do edge.
Did your sister wife tell you that one?
>>682165194
Fybromyalgia
>>682171069
Yeah sure he got that job being a fucking idiot
Right you tard
>>682166599
shut the fuck up you retard and go back to tumblr
>>682171084
The guys at Chernobyl died of asbestos, It was covered up to protect the industry man...
RADIATION SAVES!
>>682166213
Fuckin kek
>>682166734
You're an idiot its not much the disease itself but the people who are claiming to be affected by it. PTSD is real, albeit not being genetically caused. What is bs is that this disease is claimed at 99% by attention seeking teenage girls and feminists.
And thats because the term is too loose and can be applied to anything.
Pardon my english im ze frenshe
>>682166680
So basically the symptoms exist but not the disorder?
Fibromyalgia
Chronic fatigue syndrome
Restless leg syndrome
>>682171197
Trust me. Medical bills don't even enter these people's mind's. Because if they don't pay, what happens?
NOTHING! Oh sure, they can be turned over to collections, taken to court, then stand in fron of the judge and say "I don't work, I barley pay my other bills, I can't pay this medical bill." Then the judge orders the hospital to write it off, and in the end they get a tax break.... USA USA USA lol. Retarded as fuck.
>>682167522
I like how he thought that maybe shaving would make it look bigger.
>darn! still -1 inches long.
>>682171056
>>682171076
Didn't go to college. Also. my father was a recovering drug addict/alcoholic and a doctor. He taught me a lot about addiction and mental disorders of all kinds. If you don't think they are a disease you are ignorant and factually wrong. There is no argument to be had here.
>>682169065
oh yeah? Well I'm an astronaut and a surgeon.
Gluten intolerance
Nostalgia
>>682171654
Wow. Sounds like someone needs a WAHmbulance and a heavy dose of MAN THE FUCK UP.
>>682170998
Do you wanna try that out with a serial killer who will kill anyone on site.
>>682171197
Reality.
They put that debt against you.
Sure you.didnt PAY it, but you still have to pay it.
AMERICA!!!!!!!!!
>>682171697
>obvious physical reactions
>nah he is fakeing it mate
Fucking shift work disorder... look that shit up... only in America do we consider too much work a fucking disease.
>>682171180
WHO declassified it as a condition since 92 i think.
>>682166599
It's not that you don't want to have sex, it's that no one wants to have sex with you...
>>682166599
czeched.
Do you bud or undergo mitosis?
>>682171550
this
>>682171452
Shut your mouth smoothskin
>>682165194
>>682165504
>>682165457
>>682165362
>>682165876
>>682165805
>>682165778
autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0mqDbzZ64
>>682171847
I don't know man. Who?
ADHD may be fake, but I can sure as hell focus a lot better while on the medications that they prescribe for it. if it helps me, then I'm happy to say I have a fake disorder
>>682172072
I dunno man look at jontrom comment section
That only proves that autism is real
>>682165194
Pneumonia
We can survive with fluid in our lungs. Our reptilian overlords just try to keep us corralled on dry land in order to control us more easily.
>>682171752
Whatever you say tough guy.
Did you know that life is really a desease and the only known cures are not getting birthed or the one you should do. Guess what that is.
>>682165434
I agree that any form of addiciton with 'co-occurring' can be considered a SYMPTOM of a disease, but no, addiction is not a disease, it's a lack of discipline. If it was a disease, there would be a way of fucking measuring it.
>>682172587
Pneumonia is not fluid in the lungs.....
You're thinking CHF.
>>682165647
Yes.
>>682165731
Technically true, as cancer just means cells acting inappropriately. They probably do this to point out you should be dead. Natural Natural Selection.
>>682165805
I wonder if it's fun for these people to be this arrogant and deluded. "I don't understand something so it can't exist."
Internet and video games addiction
>>682165805
mental illnesses on a broad scale for sure... retards are something else of course
Gluten allergies. Celiac disease is real, that bullshit isn't.
>>682165194
Paedophilia
>>682165731
